By David Futrelle
Well, it’s a good thing they labeled everything because otherwise I would be completely confused! Just kidding, I’m still completely confused by the meme above, which I found on a MGTOW Facebook page.
Any ideas?
This one is nearly as ridiculous, and basically fails utterly as a meme, but at least it’s more-or-less comprehensible.
@Robert
There actually was a lone street preacher later down the route,
he had like a microphone hooked up to a boombox but he was impossible to understand even with the amplification from across four lanes and a median full of cheering lgbtq+ supporters,
all in all this years homophobes were utterly pathetic and full of fail.
Last year we got one of those out of town evangelical groups their graphic design was better then the nazis’ but was lazy and loud photoshop tier at best but was had to file through them for some god damn reason to get into pride fest.
It’s pretty simple. MGTOWs secretly want feminists to “cream” them with their giant “tubes”. It’s always some weird psycho sexual hangup with these guys. They’d be a lot happier if they just owned their kinks.
Whenever I see memes like this, I ask myself “how can they be so bad at this?” But here’s the brilliant writer N.K.Jemisin with a worthwhile twitter thread about “why bigots are bad at things”:
https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1010980090577084416
since i didn’t see it in the other comments, my first thought is that it’s a reference to silence of the lambs. the whole, it rubs the lotion on it’s skin thing. so feminism is forcing men to lather themselves with gynocracy.
It’s dumb, but I don’t think it’s too complicated.
“Feminism makes you soft”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
*zips mouth shut to avoid spilling TMI all over the blog*
They say that like “soft” is a bad thing.
Scildfreja:
It wasn’t always thus. I remember those TV ads for washing up liquid, back when I was a kid.
Scene: kitchen, day. MOTHER is working at sink, and hands something to CHILD, who is faffing around nearby. There is no sign of FATHER, who is off somewhere doing MANLY SHIT.
Child: Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
Mother: It’s because I do all this washing up – by hand, of course, because dishwashing machines aren’t a thing yet. And Fairy Liquid is so gentle, the suds are basically a beauty treatment, when you think about it.
Jingle plays: Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid!
The message was pretty much that patriarchy is good for women, dermatologically speaking. But now we know better.
It’s because to them, wimminz are creamy tubes, gynocentrism is focused on said tubes, and feminists weaponize this for fun and profit?
The Right can’t meme applies, I guess?
Hold up. Lemme see if I can get this straight. So, according to Miggies, the problems with dating (as a 20 something man) are:
– “Girls” that listen to music they don’t like (Lana Del Ray apparently. No one tell them about Marina and the Diamonds! If they get to “How to be a Heartbreaker” they’ll flip their shit!) and posting memes they don’t like
– “Girls” that like to read their horoscopes, i.e. participate in things they personally don’t care for or believe in, regardless of their own level of belief in it. (Let’s face it, the poor dudes all think we ALL take it seriously, regardless of what it actually says.)
– “Girls” who are suffering from mental illnesses and need help. (But don’t they claim to care about men being suicidal and “emotionally unstable”???)
– “Feminists”, AKA their personal boogey(wo)men for everything from “I can’t get laid” to “global conspiracy to make cishet white dudes actually face charges for rape”.
– And girls who like pizza and naps. (FAAAAAAAT!)
No wonder they don’t think they should date, that covers a lot of women. Oh, wait, “girls”.
Because 20 something men are dating people who aren’t legal yet apparently?
My first thoughts on this.
There is the clear masturbation reference what with the tube and the hands. But the tube makes you think of medicine or ointment rather than lotion.
So, could it be that feminism forces these alpha in waiting men to masturbate using an estrogenic lotion made up of ground up soyboys and cucks? Thus also robbing the alpha migtoes of their manliness? Which is the goal of feminism because feminism is ALL about the men.
I’m trying to be a little bit funny, but no kidding that is my interpretation of what they’re trying to get across based on the picture and what I know of their…..erm….philosophy?