Note: This is the second installment of the r/MaleForeverAlone Files series
By David Futrelle
Of all the types of women who won’t have sex with them, lesbians are the most perplexing to the self-proclaimed “involuntarily celibate” men of the world.
After all, according to incel ideology, all women are utterly obsessed with “riding the cock carousel” for as long as they can manage it, having sex with as many buff and handsome “Chads” as they can find (and with Chad’s black brother, whom the floridly racist incels call Tyrone). As the incels see it, men have the penises, and men have the money, so why on earth would any woman want to have sex with women instead? (MGTOWs sometimes find themselves wondering the same thing.)
According to a recent post on Incels.me (which I found reposted without attribution on the MaleForverALone subreddit), lesbians don’t actually want to have sex with other women at all. They simply resort to other women because they can’t get the attention of any nearby Chard or Tyrones — and don’t want to degrade themselves by having sex with the sort of guys who frequent online forums like Incels.me or the MaleForeverAlone subreddit.
“Lesbianism is nothing but a manifestation of the femoid misery that occurs when the bitch isn’t able to acquire Chad or Tyrone,” explains the non-sex-having dude who calls himself PM_ME_STRIPPERS.
Since they are not able to get genetically superior men they decide to acquire the next best thing: another femoid. In their mind, they would rather fuck a person of the same gender than sleep with genetically inferior man.
I’d really like to see the math here. How many Chad points does a guy need before women will sleep with him rather than with other “femoids?” Could a super-hot femoid outrank a lesser Chad? In the case of a tie between a Chad and a femoid, does a threesome ensue?
Which is why most of these c*nts are nothing but bisexuals, or bisexuals in denial.
Says the non-sex-having expert on female sexuality.
Most dykes would deny such a thing, yet their actions says otherwise. What are these actions, you may ask? Well, first being, most of these so-called “lesbos” have had some kind of sexual/or romantic relationship with at least one man before, yet act as if they are totally pure of a males touch.
Dude. Historically. huge numbers of gay people were forced (or forced themselves) into heterosexual relationships and/or marriages because, in the intensely homophobic societies in which they lived, they basically had no other choice. Even today, some women whose sexual orientation is pretty much 100% lesbian will try to force themselves into heterosexual relationships because they don’t want to be disowned by their homophobic parents, or thrown out their church, or worse. Sometimes women who think they’re probably lesbians but who aren’t completely sure about their sexual orientation will try to have sex with a man just to see if they could be with a man.
Someone’s sexual orientation is not defined in a straightforward way by their sexual actions; the world is messier than that.
Even when they engage in sexual intercourse with another femoid, they would use strap-ons, which are shaped as cawks, to pleasure each other.
Lesbians who use strap-ons don’t cease to be lesbians any more than a straight dude who puts something in his butt is immediately transformed into A Gay. Sex toys are sex toys. There are lots of guys who regularly masturbate using a sex toy shaped like a big flashlight. That doesn’t mean they’re flashlightsexuals who want to fuck actual flashlights.
One must wonder: why would two bitches, who are only attracted to the same gender, use an object that is shaped based of the opposite sexs genital to pleasure themselves?
Uh, because it feels good?
Totally defeats the purpose of being a carpet muncher.
If a woman only wants to have sex with other women, it doesn’t matter what she does or what sex toys she uses when she’s having sex with other women; she’s still a lesbian.
Also, I find it funny how dykes tend to say that they don’t need no man, yet, they use a mans sperm to get themselves pregnant. Quite hypocritical, if you ask me.
I’m pretty sure that wanting a baby (and the sperm you need to conceive one) is different than wanting a man.
As you can see, even though carpet munchers are with other femoids, deep down they still crave cawk; especially Chad and Tyrone’s. It is a desire that they can never get rid of, and that would always haunt them until the end of time.
Stop trying to make “lesbians aren’t real” happen. It’s not going to happen.
I suppose we should be grateful that incels are so good at recycling. Some of these ideas have been around for decades if not centuries. And yet we still have lesbians being lesbians, and enjoying themselves.
Really, the incels seem to have trouble comprehending that other people are happy, don’t they? They’re so locked into the mindset of everybody else MUST be miserable.
Waah!!! Lesbians exist because women won’t have sex with me!!! Waah!!!
I have to laugh at the notion that I happen to be into women because I supposedly “can’t get a man”.
It’s so much HARDER to find a woman who happens to be into women than it is a man who is into women. Give me 15 minutes, a smartphone and a Wi-Fi connection and I could have the dicks come to me. The market is OVER SATURATED with penises. I could throw a rock and hit a straight cis dude who’s DTF. Since I have so much peen to choose from, I tend to be pickier about which peen I interact with. I have a LOT of options.
Finding a cis woman who’s into women and who is willing to be in a homosexual relationship is like finding a goddamn golden ticket. Thus, I am far less picky about women because I have fewer options.
Whoever says that a WLW is only that way because she can’ “get a man” is CLEARLY straight and/or cis.
Gee, I don’t know. Why would an incel, when he masturbates, get off on stroking his own gender’s genitalia?
Maybe because sexual pleasure is derived from technique and partner (or fantasy), not equipment?
I swear, these guys are so slot A-tab B. Boring and unimaginiative.
On top of being incredibly grossly misogynistic and homophobic, the guy is also being transphobic. Dicks are not solely attached to men, and some women can indeed produce sperm. A dick is not automatically a man’s dick, and a strap-on, dildo, vibrator, etc is certainly not automatically a replacement for a man’s dick. Or even a replacement for a woman’s dick, or a nonbinary dick. Sometimes a phallic object is just a phallic object.
But I suppose expecting transgender awareness from a guy who doesn’t believe that women are actually human is a bit much.
So, these guys are such losers women gay just by being exposed to them? And they’re publicizing the idea?
Wow.
I’ve known lesbians who have turned down perfectly attractive men. I’m not sure why they’d do that if they’re only lesbians because they can’t get a man.
That hypothesis was really, really easy to falsify.
I wonder how many dildos and strap ons this guy has seen, given the ones that come in shapes and textures no real penis does.
I didn’t ask you — but I’m in stitches because you answered my (nonexistent) question.
But now that I’m done laughing, I have to admit, STRIPPERS guy, that you’re absolutely right. If lesbians choose to reproduce using sperm instead of parthenogenesis, then they’re monstrous phonies, charlatans, and dissemblers.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parthenogenesis?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
While the bitterness and nastiness are real, the actual ideas read as attention-seeking posturing to other incels. They are picking up on stuff they are told about why their behaviour is wrong or not working and running with it, ie. “women aren’t a hive-mind”, “you can’t treat women like animals”.
If they really believed it, they wouldn’t hate us because people don’t hate chickens, they mistreat them for their usefulness. The incels must know it’s ridiculous. It’s just the most degrading fantasy they can come up with and not get immediately booted off reddit.
No, STRIPPERS guy, you’re wrong on this one.
It’s the charms of Chuck (sp? — perhaps it’s spelled Cuck) that will bewitch me until the sun turns black.
A lot of the behaviour of non-hetero couples does seem very “gendered” in terms of a dominant/submissive dynamic, whether dildos are involved or not, so of course they see it as mimicking heterosexual intercourse (with the dominant Chad archetype of course). Immature and predictable.
Ah yes, the latest “incel” (volasshole) variant on the old theme: “There are no gay/bi/pan ladies, just bitches who haven’t been fucked right by a man…and here I am, ready to do the honors, and they all just laugh at me. Why why the fuck WHY???”
Ah yes, the latest “incel” (volasshole) variant on the old theme: “There are no gay/bi/pan ladies, just broads who haven’t been fucked right by a man…and here I am, ready to do the honors, and they all just laugh at me. Why why the fuck WHY???”
Well, CLEARLY the people who purchase Bad Dragon dildos are only doing it because they can’t get a REAL dragon/werewolf/kaiju/tentacle monster/etc. to want them!
I bet strippers never PM him. Sad.
They’re shaped to fit in a vagina. There’s necessarily going to be some convergent evolution there, Mr STEM genius. Unlike the meaty version however, the manufactured kind can be made in nicer colors, textures, shapes and dare I say it, smells. No worries about them being the wrong size or rigidity either. Easy to clean. Easy to replace.
By way of a bonus, they’re not usually attached to bitter hateful people who heap praise on rapists and murderers.
http://www.babes-n-horny.com/188-thickbox_default/large-luxury-dildo-redon.jpg
Learn to recognize when you’re outmatched.
Hello.
Oh yes, i love Magliting myself !
Ahem…
An insidious ‘a’ took the place of a ‘e’, i think, David. 🙂
And about the rest of the text, if the writer is the same than the previous topic, we have a “”Lesbians are not reals” says a person believing in an invisible god”. Ah, beliefs…
Have a nice day.
Apart from anything else not all Lesbians use dildos or strap-ons.
Likewise Some (cis) gay couples and het couples do use dildos.
@occasional reader
http://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk/giphy.gif
Ha, as incredulous as it might seem, there are lesbians that are not into “dicks”, phallic attachments and intrusive devices…at all. Going well beyond the entirely damaged mindset of these incels, there are actually women that are not even into digging Harvey or Joey, but think not of any of this dementedly wanting a Chad or Tyrone, as alien penile banter coming from a bunch of oddly threatening and disfigured muppets. Thot, isn’t that the sound something makes when it is struck and also happens to be hollow, like a thot suddenly struck them? A rare and captivating palindrome for what is trying to happen to an empty incel head? Actually, I even forgot what I was going to say in mid-sentence, so it could not have been that important. Oh wait, we have incels, MGTOWs and even mandingos with man-wands, she-wands, he-nises, she-nises, unicorn horns, and what the blessed else in ad-nauseam that I could not even believe, let alone imagine existed… even a few years ago. Even prior to the general extinction of rhino horns before it ever managed to reach the rhinos themselves, much to the demise of all local Chinese merchants. No, sorry, we’re not buying any, even in powdered form. lol
What on earth is a femoid? lol
Riiiight. Like Ellen Paige, Jodie Foster, Kate McKinnon, and other adorable and beautiful lesbians couldn’t score a decent guy if they wanted to? Pffffft.
I was cursed to be straight. Although my so-called love life has been anything but lovely, I couldn’t stop being attracted to men.
However, I would be much happier hooking up with a “femoid” any day than with an “incel.” Since I have all the sex drive of roadkill, nothing would happen on that front, but I would probably at least enjoy talking to her.
But, but, but, aren’t there guys who apparently think wiping their bums is insufficiently manly and hetero?
Isn’t this the fear?
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/10/13/dudes-too-macho-to-use-toilet-paper-is-apparently-a-thing/comment-page-1/