By David Futrelle
Pity the poor white supremacists on this, the Royal Wedding day. Unless you spent the day trapped in a well, and that well didn’t have a television or internet access or cell phone reception, you know that today is the day that Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the royal knot. You probably also know that the newly minted Duchess of Sussex is mixed-race, with a white father and black mother.
This last bit is all that white supremacist alt-rightists and their internet friends can think about. No obsessing about Markle’s dress, no gawking at the ridiculous hats, no jokes about the renowned human rights lawyer Amal Clooney showing up to the wedding with “her husband” in tow. Nope: The only thing about the royal wedding that the Nazis want to talk about is how the pasty-white Duke and the new Dutchess are white genociding Europe so hard.
Neo-Nazi rag The Daily Stormer mourned the wedding in a post with the lovely headline “Surreal Derangement: Harry and His N***erbitch Finally Married.” In the post, Daily Stormer writer “Adrian Sol” described the bride both at a “monkey” and a “jungle n***erbitch” and repeatedly expressed his wish that she be murdered (“Princess Di’d”).
“I hope the Britcucks are prepared for the day they’ll be ruled over by a mulatto overlord,” he groused, hoping that after this big day
[w]e might get some respite from hearing about this disgusting couple for a few months, until Markle is ready to give birth to their deformed spawn.
Alas, he lamented, “[t]here’s now a precedent for n***ers ruling over European countries as royalty.” The one silver lining?
This is the end of British royal bloodline. I hate those freaking people. … Ending this crusty old bitch’s [Queen Elizabeth’s] bloodline by race-mixing with a monkey is cosmic justice, at least.
The white supremacist blog Occidental Dissent had an equally over-the-top reaction to the wedding, asking in its headline “Are Y’all Ready For Some Hardcore British Bestiality?” In the post, “Marcus Cicero” said he was a bit jealous of those in “the capital of Cuck Island” — that is, London — because
you don’t exactly get to see ancient White bloodlines get defiled in pomp and ceremony all that often.
As Cicero sees it, he’s not the only one pig-biting mad about the whole mixed-race thing.
[T]here are millions who aren’t too happy about this wedding …
Cuck Island may have been subject to propaganda more vicious than across the Pond, and a large bulk of the population may be currently deracinated to some degree, but you can’t just override genetic instinct all that easily (remember that, Jews).
And looking at this, you can easily tell that a huge number of people just sense that something is just not right – our imagination of royalty is typically Northern European in appearance, and you can’t honestly even push the Southron European look with this Cheddar Man resurrection.
In case you’re neither an archeology buff nor an alt-righter, “Cheddar Man” is the name given to the oldest skeleton ever found in the UK, the remains of a man who, scientists say, had dark skin — a fact that had the alt-rightosphere up in arms when the news came out this February. The “Cheddar Man resurrection” is of course a reference to Markle and her supposedly dark skin (that in reality is not that dark).
“Cicero” goes on to suggest that the release of a Meghan Markle sex tape is all but inevitable, as he assumes she “was quite busy with Jewish film/show producers during her failed acting career.” He ends the post by implying that the wedding isn’t something to be celebrated but instead the sort of thing that “should [be] punished medieval Tower of London-style” with some nice beheadings.
He illustrates the post with a number of exceedingly racist memes; I’ve put one of them up here.
Meanwhile, over on Gab — the “free speech” Twitter alternative that’s become a haven for Nazis and trolls — alt-rightists and other racists basically competed to see who could post the most cartoonishly racist take on the whole affair.
Oh look! This guy manages to work in some incel-style “roastie bashing” alongside his racism. It’s almost as if there is some sort of overlap between incels and the alt-right.
This guy attributes the wedding to some intricate and incomprehensible — to me, anyway — plan to control the black population.
This guy, meanwhile, has developed an even weirder conspiracy theory based around the notion that Markle is not actually mixed-race but actually just plain white.
And this last lovely comment will enable quite a few of you to fill in all the remaining squares on your Bigot Bingo card.
The royal wedding: come for the fairy-tale romance; stay for the white genocide.
IMO, four to six out of 39 is “quite a few” when the normal number would be zero. 🙂
It is.
I prefer paneer. Fried in ghee and hing and topped with curry leaves.
@Idli Sambar:
A lot of American Cheddar, particularly that produced in the Midwest, is in fact orange, tinted with annato (a spice also known as achiote in Mexican cuisine.) Apparently dairy products produced in the springtime, when the cows return to the pasture after a winter of feeding on hay, carry a color enriched by the carotenoids in fresh spring vegetation–an effect dairy distributors sought to mimic throughout the year.
Who described it as ‘modest’ anyway? Was it a US journalist or a U.K. one? In the U.K. it is used or can be used to imply that it’s ‘relatively inexpensive’ or ‘unfussy’ or not ‘ostentatious’ or ‘simple’. Not saying that was the intention rather than that it wasn’t revealing or figure-hugging, just thinking it may be a language/cultural difference in play.
And yeah cheddar cheese is generally pale yellow here, but you can buy coloured cheddar.
As for the racist nitwits…. words fail me…☹️
It was a beautiful day, weather-wise. Very rare and very lucky, I hope the sun shines equally brightly on the rest of their lives.
I’m not actually that interested in or supportive of the monarchy but I love me some GOT so much instead. Obvs. Can’t wait for season 8 ?
re: wwth’s tablet and Windows… don’t get me started…
ahh, dammit, I’m started….
Windows has only one problem, and it is the same problem that permeates every facet of consumer software and consumer electronics: An engineering culture that is constitutionally incapable of leaving ANYTHING ALONE.
There’s an old joke in my field (engineering) which goes;
A mechanic says “… if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
An engineer says “… if it ain’t broke, it ain’t got enough features.”
A consumer software/electronics engineer says “… don’t worry if it’s broke, we’ll have a new one on the market by noon tomorrow.”
I’m trying to imagine what a dank, foul place the mind of the typical white supremacist would be, but I’m failing. The illustrations David provides don’t help, either.
So not only does such a person spew their typical hate against minorities, they churn out warped fantasies about satanic lizard-people? Sounds like they need to ask their LSD or shroom dealers for a refund.
And I liked Meghan’s dress. Beautifully simple.
@Katherine the Adequate
I always imagine the halls of a White Supremacist mind like a dark nasty foul smelling basement full of half moth eaten Klan Robes, Nazi propaganda strewn on desks, odd posters of anime girls with odd self loathing messages scrawled across them. Conspiracy books with pages Circled with red markers. A place of hate and darkness.
And once again racist losers show us what sick people they are, not to mention how these guys in addition to not knowing what “genocide” is, show us once again they don’t understand how genetics works.
Some of these guys seem to think the British succession works like in US tabloid stories, where the Queen has been said every few weeks or so for years to have given the throne to someone. Usually it’s William being made King instead of Charles. I’m sure we’ll soon be seeing Queen Tells Tearful Kate “Meghan Will Be Queen!” on the front of one of them.
These arseclowns do realize that he’s only sixth in line for the throne, right? Meaning, the odds are slim that they’ll be “ruled” by anyone with even a drop of non-blue blood, never mind non-white.
Especially since the throne is mostly just symbolic, anyway.
Excellent Bina! Even if it wasn’t the last thing British people should have to worry about is if one of their leaders, has some non white ancestor, which at one point, pretty much everyone In Europe does, no matter how much these pathetic little hate mongers love whine to about society not allowing them to keep their “race” “pure.” As if there was such a thing as a “pure race” to begin with and as if genetic diversity wasn’t a good thing, especially when it comes to the survival of our species. Anyone who understands evolution understands that having a varied gene pool is a good thing.
The MRAlt-Right probably won’t like this much either:
@Zaunfink
The lifecycle of the Brit is complex, and not necessarily like anything you’re familiar with. Suffice to say, there will be a plentiful supply of them for some time.
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@Dormousing “negro” is both outdated and horrendously offensive.
The word is “black” that’s as precise as anything else.
As a Brit who also happens to be black – I was really over the commentary made about her background. I’m also not a staunch monarchist. But anything that annoys the white supremacists is fine with me.
🙂
As for Megan’s dress – wasn’t a fan.
Don’t show the white supremacists this, by the way, because it strongly indicates the Royal Fam have already done some race-mixing
http://time.com/5279784/prince-harry-meghan-markle-first-black-mixed-race-royal/
So ridiculous. I wonder at what point you become acceptable to Nazis – when do they stop considering people to be “mixed”? When you’re a quarter black? An eighth? A sixteenth?
IT’S NOT A REAL THING YOU IDIOTS
@Violet the Vile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
@Pie
Fuckers. I should have guessed.
Welp, according to the link I shared, that makes the entire current British royal family black. I, for one, welcome my new African overlords.
In fact, since humans originated in Ethiopia and white people are Vitamin D mutants and all of us have sub-Saharan African ancestry, it makes all of us black.
That’s not how DNA works; that’s not how Africa works; that’s not how skin colour works; that’s not how genetics works; that’s not how sex works; that’s not how a species works and that’s not how people work.
That’s not how evolution works, either (before some troll says that white people must be “better” because they evolved from black people. Evolution does not make organisms “better”, just “more fitted for their environment” which in the case of white people involved a single mutation to paler skin to maximise sunlight)
The Inuit kept darker skin because they get all their Vitamin D requirements from oily fish.
The “Western Hunter Group”, of which Cheddar Man is an example, also appear to have had a dietary source of Vitamin D. What that was, and where it went, is an interesting research topic.
And I’m sure that people know that we all have the same number of melanocytes. They’re just activated by UV light.
Do white supremacists ever ponder the significance of the term ‘Anglo-Saxon’?
White is a largely generic and, in terms of history, highly arbitrary description. We’re ALL mixed-race.
In order to further educate the knuckle-draggers, the British monarch is constitutional, and has no real executive power, so they may also want to consider the term ‘research’.
Finally, just to clarify, I’m ‘white’, British, male and anti-monarchy.
Huh? I’d have thought “large amounts of fish” was an easy guess, but maybe it’s contraindicated by something?
AFAIK, indigenous peoples all over arctic and northern upper-middle latitudes tend to be somewhat brown-skinned, at least if they aren’t extensively mixed with Europeans. Europe is the only place where there were ancient agricultural societies above 50 degrees north.
You can see the anger and despair on the racists’ faces in the postings they made. They could not do a single thing — NOT ONE THING — to prevent this from happening, and they know that the rest of the world has passed them by, is either ignoring them or thinking that they are just a bunch of idiots.
All they can do is whine. To each other. From mommy’s basement.
At least they’re unlikely to reproduce.
My own commentary on Meghan’s dress:
I thought it looked a lot like the Disney Cinderella dress, and I thought the veil’s embroidery sounded like a nice way to honor her new home.
But y’know, if Harry would’ve married her in a burlap sack, it’s nobody’s business. As an American, I may mutter that we had a revolution to get rid of people like that. As somebody who’s been happily married for a couple decades, I hope they enjoy each other’s company the way Mr. Parasol and I do.
I thought Meghan’s dress was beautiful. She looked spectacular in it.
I thought the way those two looked at each other was even more so.
When Harry saw her, whispered “you look amazing”, bit his lip and then said “I’m so lucky”…
D’aaaawwwwwww!