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White supremacists are taking the royal wedding hard

Happily pissing off the world’s racists

By David Futrelle

Pity the poor white supremacists on this, the Royal Wedding day. Unless you spent the day trapped in a well, and that well didn’t have a television or internet access or cell phone reception, you know that today is the day that Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the royal knot. You probably also know that the newly minted Duchess of Sussex is mixed-race, with a white father and black mother.

This last bit is all that white supremacist alt-rightists and their internet friends can think about. No obsessing about Markle’s dress, no gawking at the ridiculous hats, no jokes about the renowned human rights lawyer Amal Clooney showing up to the wedding with “her husband” in tow. Nope: The only thing about the royal wedding that the Nazis want to talk about is how the pasty-white Duke and the new Dutchess are white genociding Europe so hard.

Neo-Nazi rag The Daily Stormer mourned the wedding in a post with the lovely headline “Surreal Derangement: Harry and His N***erbitch Finally Married.” In the post, Daily Stormer writer “Adrian Sol” described the bride both at a “monkey” and a “jungle n***erbitch” and repeatedly expressed his wish that she be murdered (“Princess Di’d”).

“I hope the Britcucks are prepared for the day they’ll be ruled over by a mulatto overlord,” he groused, hoping that after this big day

[w]e might get some respite from hearing about this disgusting couple for a few months, until Markle is ready to give birth to their deformed spawn.

Alas, he lamented, “[t]here’s now a precedent for n***ers ruling over European countries as royalty.” The one silver lining?

This is the end of British royal bloodline. I hate those freaking people. … Ending this crusty old bitch’s [Queen Elizabeth’s] bloodline by race-mixing with a monkey is cosmic justice, at least.

The white supremacist blog Occidental Dissent had an equally over-the-top reaction to the wedding, asking in its headline “Are Y’all Ready For Some Hardcore British Bestiality?” In the post, “Marcus Cicero” said he was a bit jealous of those in “the capital of Cuck Island” — that is, London — because

you don’t exactly get to see ancient White bloodlines get defiled in pomp and ceremony all that often.

As Cicero sees it, he’s not the only one pig-biting mad about the whole mixed-race thing.

[T]here are millions who aren’t too happy about this wedding …

Cuck Island may have been subject to propaganda more vicious than across the Pond, and a large bulk of the population may be currently deracinated to some degree, but you can’t just override genetic instinct all that easily (remember that, Jews).

And looking at this, you can easily tell that a huge number of people just sense that something is just not right – our imagination of royalty is typically Northern European in appearance, and you can’t honestly even push the Southron European look with this Cheddar Man resurrection.

In case you’re neither an archeology buff nor an alt-righter, “Cheddar Man” is the name given to the oldest skeleton ever found in the UK, the remains of a man who, scientists say, had dark skin — a fact that had the alt-rightosphere up in arms when the news came out this February. The “Cheddar Man resurrection” is of course a reference to Markle and her supposedly dark skin (that in reality is not that dark).

“Cicero” goes on to suggest that the release of a Meghan Markle sex tape is all but inevitable, as he assumes she “was quite busy with Jewish film/show producers during her failed acting career.” He ends the post by implying that the wedding isn’t something to be celebrated but instead the sort of thing that “should [be] punished medieval Tower of London-style” with some nice beheadings.

He illustrates the post with a number of exceedingly racist memes; I’ve put one of them up here.

Meanwhile, over on Gab — the “free speech” Twitter alternative that’s become a haven for Nazis and trolls — alt-rightists and other racists basically competed to see who could post the most cartoonishly racist take on the whole affair.

 

Oh look! This guy manages to work in some incel-style “roastie bashing” alongside his racism. It’s almost as if there is some sort of overlap between incels and the alt-right.

This guy attributes the wedding to some intricate and  incomprehensible — to me, anyway — plan to control the black population.

This guy, meanwhile, has developed an even weirder conspiracy theory based around the notion that Markle is not actually mixed-race but actually just plain white.

And this last lovely comment will enable quite a few of you to fill in all the remaining squares on your Bigot Bingo card.

The royal wedding: come for the fairy-tale romance; stay for the white genocide.

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Mexican Hot Chocolate
Mexican Hot Chocolate
2 years ago

Interracial marriage certainly makes white supremacists whine like babies. The only thing that makes them whine more is when they take those mail in DNA tests and find out they aren’t purely European.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

Despite my long-standing anti-royalist principles, I am so happy this wedding occurred, just because it’s pissed off these cockwombling wankpuffins.

And I am very, very proud to have done my bit for white genocide by “breeding” with a brown dude and producing a gorgeous child.
In honour of this occasion, here’s a lil meme I made last time the nazis were crying:

http://i65.tinypic.com/2gsmmo9.jpg

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

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What? Control the population? They’re figure heads with no real power and shit? They could all be wiped out and the only thing that would be effected would be Britain’s tourism and taxes.

I mean, like, cool having an actual, real-life black princess of Britain (Disney’s gotta try to make bank on that) but she doesn’t have power, none of them have real power, except to spend a million pounds on ceremonies and shit. These people.

Austin G Loomis
2 years ago

Under the comments policy, I have no words of my own to say about these people. I therefore refer literally everyone to the link under my name, which leads to a Shire-style present John “Boom” Scalzi (I knew him before the butter dripped off his noodle) gave his readership as part of his recent birthday celebrations. I give you… Regarding Your Application Status.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

What? Control the population? They’re figure heads with no real power and shit? They could all be wiped out and the only thing that would be effected would be Britain’s tourism and taxes.

Particularly since this person’s mention of voting Democratic implies that he thinks this is a plot to control a segment of the U.S. population, which is 10,000x less affected by absolutely anything the British Royal family does than even the Commonwealth nations.

Ikarikid the Dumb
Ikarikid the Dumb
2 years ago

“I hope the Britcucks are prepared for the day they’ll be ruled over by a mulatto overlord”…is something you say when you’re not aware that Harry’s older brother has kids with a white woman.

Lunetta
Lunetta
2 years ago

That last screenshot (the “seanright” one) reads like someone took a glossary of all the worst words on the internet and threw them in the air. I’m not convinced that isn’t what it really is

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

@Dalillama

Something something jews something something british socialism something something global marxism.

@Ikarikid the Dumb

Isn’t that was assassinations are for? You know the game of thrones.

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
2 years ago

For the Rhett guy and the Glenn Guy
You make fun of Sheniqua and your really odd attempts at “black names” but your names are Rhett and Fucking Glenn?
Glenn like Glenn Beck or Glenn Quagmire!
Gaaaaaaaaaaah !
I mean fucking Glenn?!?

I know this last part is awful but in a place where there is a lot of white supremists (like my state) it still is common to see them shocked to see a white as Mayo girl like me with a brown or black or Asian or islander date it freaks them out .

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

So, the wedding wasn’t my thing, but that dress was actually quite lovely. Not at all practical, but very lovely.

Though, I can’t say I like the headlines fawning over how “modest” it is. There aren’t that many wedding dresses that aren’t, in my experience.

Ikarikid the Dumb
Ikarikid the Dumb
2 years ago

Actually, I’ve only ever seen one episode of GOT.

Jules
Jules
2 years ago

I came prepared to laugh but it was too vile. I just took a shower and I feel like I need another one, yuck.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
2 years ago

Any time a white supremacist has to change a person’s looks/sub in another face, they’ve lost the argument that the person is not attractive. Were that true, you’d use their picture.

Also, the person who claimed a Cherokee grandmother? I’ll put $1000 down right now, right on the barrel head, that he has zero native blood.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention:

Though, I can’t say I like the headlines fawning over how “modest” it is. There aren’t that many wedding dresses that aren’t, in my experience.

These are all very beautiful, and quite a few of them are not particularly modest:

https://www.thecut.com/fashion/shows/2019/spring/new-york/bridal/pronovias.html

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
2 years ago

There are 5 people ahead of Prince Harry for the Throne. Three in line ahead of Harry are William’s children. The chances of Harry ever sitting on the throne is exceedinly small.

idli sambar
idli sambar
2 years ago

At first I thought Cheddar Man was either a reference to Prince Harry being a ginger (cheddar cheese is orange) or to Trump.

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Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

This is the end of British royal bloodline. … Ending this crusty old bitch’s bloodline by race-mixing with a monkey is cosmic justice, at least.

… That’s not even close to how bloodlines work, royal or otherwise.

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

The chances of Harry ever sitting on the throne is exceedinly small.

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Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
2 years ago

Fun fact: those head ornaments some of the women in attendance were wearing (too small to be a hat) are called fascinators. Milliners in the late XXth century were inspired by the cocktail hats of the 1960s.

Reading the perfervid fulminations of the bitterati above put me in mind of the bubbling mudpots of Yellowstone – acidic, noisy and throwing filth around to no good purpose.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

For lovers of medieval stuff they sure have zero idea how royalty and bloodlines work.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

@Robert

Hey, mudpots have a perfectly good purpose. They’re a habitat for unique microorganisms that can’t live anywhere else.

… Actually, on second thought, that might apply to these guys too. Ah well.

Violet the Vile, Wielder of an Ideologically Weaponized Vagina
Violet the Vile, Wielder of an Ideologically Weaponized Vagina
2 years ago

Hahahaha hahahaha up yours Nazis!

I was actually able to feel slightly proud of my own country yesterday for the first time since Brexit

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Well, since others beat me to the punch on the succession line stuff, I might as well join in on the GOT gifs
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http://i.imgur.com/rJAM66P.gif
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http://www.mountrantmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/viserys-death-scene-game-of-thrones.gif

That’s a lot of family members murdering each other, huh? OK. Joffrey wasn’t murdered by family, but that’s the best death. I couldn’t leave it out.

Oh, and obviously not condoning Harry murdering William’s kids or anything like that! I’ve actually gotten the impression that Prince Hot Ginge was perfectly happy to be the spare instead of the heir anyway.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
And I am very, very proud to have done my bit for white genocide by “breeding” with a brown dude and producing a gorgeous child.

Fluffy Spider
I know this last part is awful but in a place where there is a lot of white supremists (like my state) it still is common to see them shocked to see a white as Mayo girl like me with a brown or black or Asian or islander date it freaks them out.

http://popkey.co/m/Kl008-cat-cats-slow+clap-like+a+boss

You have pleased Goddess Katie.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

And the absolutely worst part of this whole thing for the white supremacists?

The fact that Harry and Meghan look incredibly happy.

Something that none of them can ever be — not ever, ever, ever — as long as they’re wallowing in hate.

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
2 years ago

I’m mildly curious about what exactly they mean by England being “deracinated”– I have a vague idea from the context, but I really don’t want to trudge through that toxic-ass part of the internet to confirm it. Can someone who’s already done the swim explain for me?

Also, normally making up obviously fake words like that is kind of funny. I don’t think I’ll get any mirth from this…

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Totally off topic, but I need some advice on computers.

I have an HP tablet with Windows 8.1. For the past year or year and a half, I’m having an issue with the memory. The C drive is constantly almost completely full. I’ve deleted all the superfluous crap I don’t need. I’ve uninstalled all the apps I’m not using. I have barely anything on this computer. I use it for the internet and have one game installed. That’s it. Yet no matter what I do, the C drive keeps filling up. I constantly run every disk clean up program I can. No matter. It’s a very temporary fix. It’s gotten to the point where I’m having to restart once or twice a day and now my Windows defender can’t update because there’s not enough memory. I’ve Googled the problem and followed all the fixes I can find. It hasn’t helped. Is there something I can do to fix this? Or do I just have to buy a new device? I don’t have a ton of money at the moment, so if anyone knows of a solution that is free or cheap, I would be very grateful.

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

@Chimeric: “deracinated” actually is a word.

deracinate
deracinated; deracinating
transitive verb
1 : uproot
2 : to remove or separate from a native environment or culture; especially : to remove the racial or ethnic characteristics or influences from

Now these idiots are probably using it wrong, but that is no surprise.

Kestrel
Kestrel
2 years ago

I didn’t get to see the wedding but the pictures were stunning. They look so happy and smitten with each other. I hope that since William and Kate’s children have knocked Harry into 5th in line for the throne that he can get on with a life that makes him feel fulfilled and happy. I wish the happy couple a long and happy marriage.

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

I’m not happy about the wedding, but that’s simply because it’s yet another preposterous display of entrenched hereditary privilege and the reinforcement and naturalization of this system of stratification and disenfranchisement.

Dalillama
Dalillama
2 years ago

@Oogly

For lovers of medieval stuff they sure have zero idea how royalty and bloodlines work

They have zero idea how societies and genetics work, their ignorance of any subsets is a given. (and also fractal)

Kevin
Kevin
2 years ago

@ Idli

I’ve no idea where you got that impression of Cheddar cheese (unless the stuff marketed that way in America is that colour) but the Cheddar cheese marketed in England (it’s country of origin) is usually pale yellow, while the colour you probably are thinking of is more associated with red Leicester cheese here.

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

@Kevin American cheddar is often a pretty vivid shade of yellow-orange, though white cheddars are becoming more popular.

ETA: there might be a cultural color distinction too– some of the English cheddars would be considered “white” in the US…

Zaunfink
Zaunfink
2 years ago

I don’t have much of an opinion on the British royalty (or the wedding), but damn if the pictures didn’t show a very cute couple. I like that, you know, they actually showed affection and happiness during the wedding. It was quite sweet!

@wwth:
Have you reinstalled windows and run extensive virus-scans? And what kind of files are filling up your hard drive? Where do they show up?

Msexceptiontotherule
Msexceptiontotherule
2 years ago

I prefer Colby-jack, the internet collective of Nazis can keep their cheddar (man) and the odd hate that they pair with it.

Best wishes for a long, happy marriage to Prince (hot ginge) Harry and Megan. Not just because it gives the Nazis the sads, and then the angries – though these are definite pluses. I’ve seen people complain that Markle wore white when she’s been married once before, only some decided to take it to a “been around the (slatternly) block” level – praise Katie that bedding rituals, inspection of the bed linens and the like have ceased to be part of royal and commoner weddings (in most parts of the world). May the (near) future bring these to a halt globally.

TheKND
TheKND
2 years ago

I love this idea of a “pure bloodline” in royalty. Yes, royals… the ones that were married into foreign countries constantly for land gain and political ties.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Couple of points from a Brit, for white supremacists upset about this wedding:

1. In the unlikely event that Markle becomes queen, that’s not in the eusocial insect sense. The queen isn’t responsible for giving birth to millions of larval Brits. Not nowadays, anyway.

2. Even among people who like the royals, they’re not treated as role models, except in trivial things like the occasional hairstyle (Diana). No racists will be swayed by this marriage.

So, the long term effect of the wedding on the country will be approximately fuck all, apart from the expense.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Nequam:

ETA: there might be a cultural color distinction too– some of the English cheddars would be considered “white” in the US…

Is this a Laurel/Yanny thing?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

“the capital of Cuck Island” — that is, London

I thought we handed over Cuck Island to New Zealand back in 1901?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

Speaking of happy couples, Trump managed to get his own wife’s name wrong.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/twitter-roars-over-trump-melanie-mistake_us_5b009a5be4b0463cdba2cc37

IBH Ardipithecus
IBH Ardipithecus
2 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I posted some laptop advice that seems to have gone into moderation. Not sure why. Hopefully will be out soon.

Edited to add – missed that it was a tablet, not a laptop. I hope the advice will still be valid.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
2 years ago

@Alan

A friend of mine named Melanie thanked Trump for his concern, but encouraged him to think about his own wife.

piperzoso
piperzoso
2 years ago

Oh, Rhett…guess it didn’t occur to him that Harry’s face in the second photo is the sort of look many people get when a fussy toddler cries too loudly–as George is likely doing, given his expression and the definite side-eye from his sister. But nope, that’s not it. Can’t be, because to these sorts, white children are angels who do no wrong, ever, because of how pure the white race is, something something blah blah derp derp.

Man, writing that last sentence took too much effort. Hope I still have enough energy to clean and go for a long bike ride today.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

@Fruitloopsie

You have pleased Goddess Katie.

*chokes back tears of joy*

Ivory Bill Woodpecker
Ivory Bill Woodpecker
2 years ago

About the wingnut comments:

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Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

Markle is probably no more than 25 to 35% Negro blood. Her mother looks fairly light-skinned, to me. Not that I care, one way or the other.

Meghan Markle is an undeniably beautiful woman. The Daily Stormer types are probably just pissed off they’ll never get a chance to have any sort of a relationship with a woman that gorgeous.

RE: Melania vs. Melanie. What’s next, him calling his son Barrel?

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

@Moggie: More of a color perception thing, I’d think– when I googled “English cheddar” I saw a lot of cheeses I would’ve said were white (as well as a few that were more yellowy, but not like the annatto-dyed American cheeses).

@TheKND: I like how these chucklefucks forget what happened the last time royalty tried to keep its bloodlines “pure”:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c6_sESNkyFA/VEwFlIMzxuI/AAAAAAAAD1o/BpDtykO15bM/s1600/Rey_Carlos_II.jpg

Chris O
Chris O
2 years ago

RE: Melania vs. Melanie. What’s next, him calling his son Barrel?

Probably.

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

@WWTH
This tool will help you see which folders are using up your storage. It takes a while to run, fyi. https://windirstat.net

I had a similar thing happen with a laptop and the problem was basically that Windows kept updating itself and taking up more and more space, and the hard drive was tiny to begin with. I ended up upgrading the hard drive because even after removing all non-essental programs I still had no space left after each Tuesday automatic update and it was basically unusable at that point. I’ve never owned a tablet so I have no idea if the hard drives are replaceable.

Edit:

Markle is probably no more than 25 to 35% Negro blood. Her mother looks fairly light-skinned, to me. Not that I care, one way or the other.

If you don’t care then why are you pulling out assfax to speculate on someone’s heritage based on their appearance? Also serious side-eye at the wording choice.

bluecat
bluecat
2 years ago

Oh, indeed: should Harry and Meghan have children, all the Queen’s children (four), grandchildren (she has eight of them) and great-grandsprogs (currently six and counting) will retroactively cease to be white…

Because that’s just how bloodlines work, dammit!

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