By David Futrelle
Men’s Rights Activists, Red Pillers, and so-called Men Going Their Own Way love fantasizing about what they see as the possibly impending collapse of civilization. In the post-apocalyptic world they imagine, they’ll be the ones with the skills and supplies to survive, and the once-proud women who rejected them in the past will come groveling to them for help, desperate to trade their bodies for a can of beans.
The strange creatures who call themselves incels (involuntary celibates), despite their many agreements with MRAs and MGTOWS, have a rather less cheery view of our possibly postapocalyptic future. In the future dystopian hellscape they imagine, it is the mythical Chad, not them, who will be able to capitalize on the chaos.
Over on Incels.me, the website that many of Reddit’s more extreme incels fled to when Reddit closed down the Incels subreddit, one regular commenter offers his weird take on the subject:
![[RageFuel] After WW3, there will be another Baby Boom driven by chads and chads alone. Thread starterRitalincel Start dateThursday at 2:16 AM Ritalincel Ritalincel Brainlet - Thursday at 2:16 AM#1 Not only will >90% of incels most likely die off duirng WW3 (due to drafting and nuclear weapons being used on us), chads returning from service will go on to impregnate nearly every surviving foid. So, any incels who are remaining will be completely mogged by a bunch of Chad Jr's.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t7f8yg9uo0hipjo-e1524343571957.png?resize=580%2C487&ssl=1)
In case you’re wondering “completely mogged” means “completely dominated by.” “Foid” is short fro “femoid,” aka woman or girl.
But some of Ritalincel’s colleagues think there might be a bit of a silver lining to the almost complete destruction of the earth.
On the off chance you don’t get what he means, he means rape.
Sadist’s suggestion inspired one of his fellow incels to relate an old war story his great-grandfather used to tell:
Apparently Dekim’s grandfather was really quite a charming fellow.
Another Incels.me regular offered his own post-apocalyptic fantasies, which to his credit involve actual consensual sex:
Blackcel does seem a little confused about a couple of things. There’s not going to be much “fighting” in World War 3, when and if it arrives; most people, including soldiers, will be killed the instant the bombs and missiles explode.
He’s also a bit off when it comes to genetics, seeming to think that girl babies get their looks entirely from their mothers, while boy babies get theirs only from their dads. Which if true would kind of defeat the purpose of sexual reproduction entirely.
I guess expecting incels to know anything at all sex is probably asking way too much of them.
“mogged”
“foids”
etc.
If they don’t stand a chance with women, it’s partly because (a) they don’t even speak the same language. Problem compounded by (b) they literally think we’re a different species altogether (as, apparently, are “chads”). Oh, and (c) they’re so repulsive and repugnant from the inside out that any woman they do try to get with, even if they should lower themselves to speak the language of another fucking species, is going to fight back against them to the death, and win.
On the plus side, if what they say about their physical attributes is to be believed, that shouldn’t be hard. (It would also be facilitated by (d) the Bomb killing off all but the very healthiest and most adaptive human specimens, anyway.)
Changing the subject here, just sharing petitions, I really appreciate everyone here to sign them and encourage to sign more petitions like these.
https://www.change.org/p/eshley-baker-help-make-public-display-of-the-nazi-swastika-illegal-in-australia
https://www.change.org/p/cities-of-portland-and-charlottesville-help-to-designate-neo-nazi-and-white-supremacy-groups-as-terrorist-organizations
https://www.change.org/p/united-states-congress-no-nazi-threats-law-us-legislation-to-outlaw-nazi-symbols
https://www.change.org/p/governor-of-virginia-replace-statue-of-robert-e-lee-with-a-statue-of-heather-hyer-murdered-by-nazis
yeah, darned Mexicans moving all our manufacturing base to Asia… And the WELFARE QUEENS destroying the small farm economy…
The right-wing, especially the white working class HAS TO BELIEVE it was all illegal immigrants and AFDC recipients that took several trillion dollars out of our economy… otherwise, they’d be forced to confront reality — that their best move is to make common cause with people of color, the poor, and the rest of the oppressed… and THAT ain’t happening.
Interestingly, regarding the movement of the manufacturing base to Asia in the ’80s, there are 4 things I can say with great confidence about the people who WERE responsible for it:
1) they were all white
2) they were all men
3) they were all repugnicans
4) they were all on a first-name basis with donald trump….
Blessed are the Religious Right, for Theirs is the Presidency of trump
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-miller-trump-jesus_us_5a5e3c51e4b0fcbc3a13f575
They’re forgetting that if their respective countries become occupied by foreign powers as a result of the fighting that they will have a new supply of exotic and imported Chads.
And we all know how they believe women feel about exotic men. Oh dear. Poor incels. They’re probably gonna be shot by some exotic Chad. Possibly for attempted rape.
@Weird Eddie
Trouble is, a lotta them weren’t Republicans. Dems have been thoroughly involved too.
“Well officer, he tried to break into my apartment and then he ran into my knife. 49 times.”
I’m trying to figure out why the fuck these bilovating anal warts think they’d be successful at raping anybody, what with them constantly whining about how inferior they are.
@Dalillama
I often say we have a conservative party(D) and a fascist party(R).
Seen this kind of thing enough times that it just makes me sigh, but what DID surprise me is the idea that Russian men look subhuman. Really? As a former teenage Pavel Bure-obsessed hockey fan who grew to study the former Soviet union, and got to meet several Russian men at school… well, plenty of drool-worthy guys, I tell you. Just more assfacts to add to the list.
Jamborina Squib,
Alexei Nemov
?w=474
Case, rested.
And the search for Nemov gifs led me to this amazing post. I’m not sure if it’s funny to everyone or just gymnerds, but what the hey, posting it anyway
https://balancebeamsituation.com/2016/09/25/how-to-gymnastics-exhibition-starring-russia/
Well god-be-damned and don’t-mind-me
I’ll just be headed for the lavatory
Got a little something from the agency
In fifteen minutes, it’s WWIII
Won’t even bother with hunk’rin’ down
When the bomb hits, there goes the neighborhood and the town
No real use in leavin’ a frown
Let it all melt while humanity stands around
Just want to make it easier when clearing out
Because, you see, I have no doubt
If there’s anyone left, they’ll be more inclined to shout
If there’s a mess versus the work on the grout.
Of course you didn’t hear about the draft
Thought there’d be one? That’s a laugh
They’re already barreling right down the path
Queuing us up to be nuclear chaff
Ah, incels and their virtue signalling (i.e., conspicuously displaying their moral values).
Without virtue signalling, there would be no incel posts.
That said, their moral values differ sharply from those of most people.
Do these incels not realize that if there’s ever another draft, most likely women will be included?
Oh, screw me for even getting caught up in thinking about their reasoning
@wwth How could I have forgotten Sexy Alexei? Thank you for the reminder 🙂
My friends and I watched the Atlanta gymnastics religiously thanks to him and a few others (I was 18ish if I remember right). I remember seeing how much more affectionate the men were with each other in some of those other countries, kissing cheeks and hugging, and thinking it would be nice if men over here could be like that. Probably my first real mindful thought on toxic masculinity – not the last by a long shot.
As soon as I saw the bit about subhuman Russian men, I immediately thought of Alexei Nemov, and then I thought “I bet WWTH had the exact same thought”, and I was not disappointed.
Don’t forget the other Alexeis (Alexii?), Yagudin and Urmanov. And Ilya Kulik. And Alexandr Abt. All Russian Chads with extremely normal wrist circumferences.
That corpse story has a strong whiff of urban legend to it. What would an old woman with a gold tooth be doing on a WWI battlefield? And what was the guy himself doing out there? Given the nature of trench warfare, it would have been far too hazardous to wander around among the corpses in no man’s land. Often the bodies lay out in the open for months before they could be safely retrieved. There were temporary truces to recover the wounded, but it’s doubtful soldiers had opportunity (and permission) to rummage around the battlefield dead unless in very close proximity to the trenches.
As for the three kids, their names were Lemonjello, Orangjello, and LaDashA.
I’m puzzled by the subhuman Russian men too. Living in London, I get to see, and in some cases meet, a lot of Russians, and the guys cover the expected range. None of them subhuman. It can’t even be that he’s getting his idea of Russians from TV and movies, because the Russian characters in those tend towards the Chad end of the spectrum.
What is a ‘Chad’ ??
“He’s also a bit off when it comes to genetics, seeming to think that girl babies get their looks entirely from their mothers, while boy babies get theirs only from their dads.”
In my experience I’ve noticed boys look more like their mothers and girls more like their fathers. Not always, but most of the time.
Being a fan of zombies, I was on a The Walking Dead forum when it first came out and looked like it might raise some interesting questions. The guys on it who obsessed about what kind of guns they used were also prone to talking about how all the women who were so haughty now would come begging for their protection when the cities collapsed and the nig- um, they meant ‘walkers’- came swarming out.
Ohlman said:
” I do agree that there won’t be more draft. If only because of a simple reality : the army need actually competent worker. Most of the work in an army now isn’t fighting, but logistic and support. In France, military officers are mostly against any attempt to start mandatory military service again due to them having 0 use for them, and that’s despite the french army having trouble recruiting enough people.”
Yeah, here in Taiwan they’re switching from a conscript army to a volunteer system at the request of the armed forces, who realize a trained workforce is more valuable than cannon-fodder. My oldest son had to serve a year; my two youngest did four months each- during which they were not allowed to play with guns in case they hurt themselves.
If the baby boom was the result of incels impregnating all the homefront gals, and not postwar economic prosperity, wouldn’t it have started in 1940, not 1946?
I’m also curious to know what happened in all those Russian villages when the children of these incel mating sprees grew up and discovered much of their local dating pool were half-siblings and 100% of the boys were incels, what with boys being exact genetic copies of their fathers and all. Wouldn’t that have largely decimated the population?
I have a friend whose research is on this specific point. I went to a talk he gave last weekend. Short answer: It is not only a thing that can be done, but is a thing that has already been done extensively during the Russian-Ukrainian conflict.
Apparently the problem is not that it will cause permanent damage to infrastructure; the problem is that until you manage to identify and patch the vulnerabilities, your electricity grid can be taken down again and again. This can severely disrupt society, as well as causing life-threatening issues where things like hospitals and sewerage plants can’t operate.
To my mind, the more interesting question is, why bother? Attacks on national infrastructure, or even the deliberate killing or starving of large numbers of people, usually fail to cause nations to surrender. Generals seem to salivate over the bombing of cities in the hope that it will “break the spirit of resistance”, but it hasn’t often happened, and often has the opposite effect. Russian attacks on Ukrainian electric infrastructure may have looked scary, but they didn’t manage to bring the Ukrainians to their knees.
Buttercup:
You’d think. Unless… maybe incel sperm swim really really slowly?
With Russian agriculture and industry of the time still being dependent on physical labour, wrist circumference would have been pretty important, I think.
I’m puzzled by the idea that only incels would be left behind by a draft. Even if the male world were divided into only incels and physically perfect men (so, no hunks with draft-disqualifying eyesight, for example), there are still protected professions, “fortunate sons” of the rich, and older men (we’re always hearing about how men age like fine wine). The left-behind incels would still be competing with George Clooney.
Put a shirt on, Rudolf. Ain’t no one want to see that. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6UlTy_Omd5w/TfdGHJrcc6I/AAAAAAAAAAg/7HprC8sA5BU/s1600/d4586171x.jpg
@Moggie
Oh, right! I keep forgetting we’re dealing with bad anatomy. Obviously the sperm hung around for a few years, supplicating, and then V-J Day caused women all over the world to spontaneously ovulate at once.
I think incels have this sort of idea that Chad leads an unattainable life, doing things they dream about doing but are prevented from experiencing due to unfortunate Gonial angles and short philtrums. Wartime military duty is just another macho fantasy they’re excluded from. It stands to reason, then, that the draft board would select out all the sex-having Chads to go off for manly adventures, leaving the incels behind to fill sandbags and knit washcloths. It’s such black and white thinking.
All this talk of hunky Russians, and none of you have posted this treasure?
(No, I am not a Stalinist!)