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Are incels the new alphas? Incels think women lurk on their forums “because we give them the hate” they know they deserve

Protip: This is not the look of a woman who is secretly in love with you

By David Futrelle

I know I write a lot about incels on this blog. It’s not just because they’re such hateful and self-destructive shits; it’s also because they’re so perversely fascinating.

They’ve built up an intricate ideological structure on a foundation of almost pure nonsense. Their assumptions about men and women are so divorced from the real world that watching them is a bit like watching aliens try to make sense of human mating patterns based on an out-of-date A-Z guidebook meant for a different planet entirely.

Incels themselves have a rather different notion as to why some people — or at least some women — can’t stop hate-reading their forums and reading about them. It’s because these women secretly love men who talk shit about them.

In a thread posted on the Braincels subreddit last night, a Redditor called geneticwaste43 explained to the “foids” hate-reading the subreddit — “foids” now apparently being incel shorthand for “Femoids,” or women — that they don’t really hate incels at all.

 Foids love incels and secretly want them (self.Braincels) submitted 7 hours ago by geneticwaste43 Why else are they here in.droves. foids want ugly.short incel.cock. because men said no woman wants it. Its a new market to capitalize on. Foids will flood in droves.in the next 3 years scooping.up incel cock. Because they cant have.it Prove me wrong foids. You can't. Because youre already here lmfao

Mr. Waste43’s compatriots had similar theories about their female, er, “fans.”

TheIncelNextDoorsponsor a local slut today 21 points 5 hours ago I think many women are attracted to here because we give the hate they don't get from the real world. I mean every woman is literally validated and worshiped to the ground every minute of every day just for having a vagina. Many women, while enjoying the validation actually understand that all of the validation is undeserved and exists just so she potentially spreads her legs in the future. Most women deep down understand that they aren't anything special (hence why most women have low self-esteem). We give them the hate that they deep down agree with and want to be told. Hence why many women like assholes, because they tell the truth they deep down agree with.

It’s almost as if incels are the real aloof asshole alphas that all straight women not-so-secretly hunger for.

maskedcel 3 points 6 hours ago Jokes aside. There is something to be said here about incel detachment from women. Involuntary or not. They'll say they're here because their "curious" or some such, but still...

You might even call incels the ultimate … oh, I can’t even bring myself to say it.

KYUSS03 1 point 2 hours ago The ironic thing is the women here are proving 2 things: 1) they validate those who claim women like to be abused. 2) the losers here have female orbiters. No matter how much they deny it, they're here and unable to leave for a reason. They fucking love it. Congratulations incels, you're the reddit Chads.

Black is white! Freedom is slavery! INCELS are CHADS!!

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Katamount
Katamount
3 years ago

Sorry, Mr. Waste, most adults left behind playground “keepaway” thinking about the time they hit puberty. Good luck on that 3 year prediction though.

I do find it interesting that he thinks all “incels” have “ugly, short” genitals. Detecting some insecurity there…? Remember, that’s toxic masculinity reinforcing that trope; women by and large have no opinion on size and shape AFAIK (at least insofar as it’s not so big that it’s painful).

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

I think women are attracted to geneticwaste43 because of his excitingly iconoclastic approach to punctuation.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
3 years ago

What the.hell is up with.geneticwaste43’s use.of periods?.

[Edit: Ninja’d by Moggie!]

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

Gaebolga, maybe someone told him only women get periods, and he felt the need to compensate.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
3 years ago

So, incels are now like the Monty Python parrot – they’re pinin’ for the foids?

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
3 years ago

Oh fucking snap, Moggie!

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

There’s always something big and dramatic about to happen in incel/MGTOW land. In this case, a flood of foids within three years. It feels rather like apocalyptic Christianity: the end times, the rapture, the second coming, huge events always due to happen real soon now, and certainly within the writer’s lifetime (rather than, say, two hundred years from now).

Jojo mojo
Jojo mojo
3 years ago

@Katamount
Maybe the reason incels believe that women reject them for their “ugly, short” genitals is because they probably think that the reason women reject their unsolicited dick-pic is because of size.

Jojo mojo
Jojo mojo
3 years ago

Reading these dispatches from the Incel sub-reddit feels like i’m reading a new Alice in Wonderland sequel, except even more bizarre

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
3 years ago

I’ve always wondered why some apocalyptic cult prophets actually put dates to their end-of-the-world predictions. I mean, every single person who has ever done that has been wrong.

I wonder if it’s the religious equivalent of virtue signaling (and although I hate that term, I can’t think of a better one for this situation) – a kind of “I’m not a charlatan” pose?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

They think we’ll be scooping up incel cock because they can’t have it? Is that what feminist guy was doing here, dramatically proclaiming that he has given up trying to date?

All ask the same thing I ask when I read red pill or pua field reports that wind up being someone boasting because a cashier or waitress smiled and wished him a good day. If you guys are so irresistible to women, why don’t you actually have scores of women actually having sex with you? Why is your proof of irresistibility always that a woman acknowledged your existence in some way. Because that’s not the same as same as sex or as sexual attraction.

Ashley
Ashley
3 years ago

Typo: It’s mot just because they’re such hateful and self-destructive shits.

Better fix that; spelling errors nullify your arguments. So sayeth the interwebs

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
3 years ago

It seems we’re reaching Schrödingers Incel-territory.

Everythings’ turning into Schrödingers whatever these days…

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

This seems very similar to me to the kinds of dudes who are like “She talks to me and laughs at my jokes, clearly she wants my dick.” Any interaction women have with them must be because they want them, and that must be the only reason. Hence why douchebags get so angry when women “friendzone” them.

It just goes back to what I said a few threads ago: These guys are unhealthily obsessed with sex in a very pins and red yarn conspiracy wall way. Miggies and Incels are just in a space of viewing sex in a negative way, rather than PUAs and their ilk who actively want and desire it. Both are shitty, both are unhealthy, and both are really horrifically fascinating for a lot of people on the outside looking in.

Everything women do (or don’t do) relates back to sex for them. Even women hate-reading their subreddit. Any interaction “foids” have with them MUST be related to sex, regardless of reality, because that’s the only way they view women. Women are sex objects, so whenever the sex object interacts with them, it has to be related to sex (preferably with them).

Moon_custafer
Moon_custafer
3 years ago

@ Katamount

I do find it interesting that he thinks all “incels” have “ugly, short” genitals. Detecting some insecurity there…?

I think that’s more of his odd punctuation and that he means “the genitals of men who are ugly and short.” Either way, it’s a tenet of faith among the incels that they are hideous and that’s why the world is against them, and not because of their personalities.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

I kinda find it hilarious after we’ve just had an incel troll tryna accomplish Idunnowhat here for weeks.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
3 years ago

period is close to space on a phone keyboard; I imagine that’s what’s goin on with that. One handed phone typing. I leave what the other hand is doing up to your imaginations.

flexitarian haruspex
flexitarian haruspex
3 years ago

Dear incels,

You’re not what foids are looking for. Move along.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

Not a bit deal and well beyond the point, but English has an adjectival hierarchy that generally put size before other visual qualities. Little black dress instead of black little dress for example. So, it should be ‘short, ugly incel cock’ (1 comma for describing the person, 2 if describing the penis). Again, unimportant, just summat I noticed…

On topic tho, yeah, I somehow doubt his… height is what’s leading to an infrequency of dates. Maybe work on growing a nonrepellent personality instead?

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
3 years ago

@Gaebolga:

“Virtue signaling” used to be an evolutionary biology term trying to explain religious behavior – specifically, why humans engage in costly religious practices like tithing and going on pilgrimages. The idea is that when you conspicuously perform religious acts that inconvenience you personally, you’re signaling your commitment to your religious community. Then online conservatives hijacked the term and changed its meaning to “doing or saying a thing I don’t like.”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Kind of like how hypergamy used to mean marry up in socioeconomic status and now it means “women can actually choose their romantic and/or sexual partners? No fair!”

TheKND
TheKND
3 years ago

You know… I’m a hobby fantasy writer and I try really hard to come up with non-human species that have as weird and alien ways of looking at the world as possible…
But Incels beat me every time!

Binjabreel
Binjabreel
3 years ago

The really sad thing about this is that if these jackasses actually did stop caring about women it probably *would* make them more attractive in their day to day lives.

Also, re: virtue signalling, for about the space of a week it was actually used for something useful- it meant people who put on virtue to conceal predatory motives, what some women I’ve known have called “Hugofuckingschwyzering”.

Now it just means ever publicly taking a stance about anything ever.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oppressed white male alert!

https://www.vox.com/2018/4/17/17248240/richard-cohen-privilege-washington-post-sexual-harassment-women-newsroom

Once I was passed over for a newsroom position I very much wanted. “We needed a woman,” an editor told me. I said nothing, although I seethed. In short order, I was made a columnist, so I didn’t even get a chance to cry. But the instant rush of utter unfairness lingers. The woman chosen was qualified, but her qualification had nothing to do with her sex. I was told she was just a needed statistic.

I really like how this harrowing tale is pretty much identical to the tale of our former troll, NWOslave who was supposedly passed over for a job at Pepsi because of feminism.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

So they were both qualified but he should have gotten it instead if her because….?

Edit: meanwhile I’ve been overqualified and turned down in favor of an underqualified man who I then had to train and do 60% of the workload for. He did eventually get sacked and I eventually got the position, but come on.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

Ever get the feeling that what incels really hate is women who judge themselves rather than letting themselves be judged by incels? If they can’t schtup us, they’ll pass judgment on us. Plus, passing judgment is a lot easier than trying to get laid.

Cats In Shiny Hats
Cats In Shiny Hats
3 years ago

Personally I keep checking on incels, mostly here until that one showed up in my forum-home, because they scare me to death. I think it’s important to keep track of things and people dangerous to you and yours.

The last comment I had here a day or so ago was my first, but I’ve read here for ages.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
3 years ago

<3 Cats in Shiny Hats, welcome! I love your nickname.

Don't let'em scare you. Like, keep an eye on the squirmy jerks, but don't let'em scare you.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

@Cats in Shiny Hats

Welcome ! Your nym is the best.

Have a welcome package if you haven’t already got it.

MaliceWUnderland
MaliceWUnderland
3 years ago

Re. “virtue signalling”:

When I see this term, what I read is “I’m incapable of imagining someone displaying a sincere, not-just-for-appearances concern for anything or anyone other than themselves, because I assume that everyone else thinks like I do.”

Saint-Somnia
Saint-Somnia
3 years ago

Why.does geneticwaste43.talk like.this

Edit: it feels like writing code
if(human.geneticwaste43)
{boolean common.sense = false;}

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
3 years ago

If David didn’t write about incels, I would never have heard of these guys.

Now that I know about them, I sure as hell don’t seek them out.

I rarely click on the links, and I certainly would never comment on a board that has such complete and utter contempt for women, and actually (IMO) for themselves.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
3 years ago

“Ugly. short incel. cock.”?

Uh, news flash, boyos: All male dicks are pretty funny-looking, not just yours. Your wingwongs are nothing special in the annals of peenery.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

It’s not like I like you or anything. I really don’t.
http://cyclopsphoto.ca/temp/akatsuki_deadpan.jpg

Bina
3 years ago

So we’re not even “femoids” anymore, just “foids”? How long do you suppose it will be before they’re not even making a pretence of writing in English anymore, and the only thing we’ll be there to do is scratch our heads, wondering what the hell these creepy-ass weirdos are saying about us?

(I mean, I’m half there already; the other half of the time, I’m just laughing and pointing.)

idli sambar revolution
idli sambar revolution
3 years ago

Rollo Tomassi at “The 21 Convention” pretending to science and giving a power point about the luteal phase, follicular phase, etc of the menstrual cycle. If your wife/gf wants to “girls night out” it means she’s ovulating and going out with her girls to find an alpha mate. Also, her female friends can sense on a subtle level that she’s ovulating. Who knew?

Croquembouche, extrenely mamal omen
Croquembouche, extrenely mamal omen
3 years ago

I don’t check out the incel fora either.
Why would I go somewhere that serves only raw, pure tripe, when I can come here and get only the best cuts of it, cooked to perfection, seasoned and sauced with David’s delicious snark?

https://www.seriouseats.com/2012/06/the-nasty-bits-tripe-salad.html

The Real Cie
3 years ago

I don’t risk the scummy feeling I’d get if I went lurking in an Incel forum. I just come here to mock them.

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
3 years ago

I don’t understand why so many people seem to believe short is bad 🤔 I never experienced any problems, at least if someone didn’t want to date me or make friends because I am short they never told me. there are more short people than tall people anyway! they are all incels?!

Jamesworksop
Jamesworksop
3 years ago

Somehow i think ‘Reddit chad’ won’t extended beyond that site.

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

Scooping up the incel cock… I have a picture in my head of a lady with a pooper scooper holding her nose as she cleans the incel cock off the pavement and puts it in a little bag for disposal.

Sad.

Shadowplay
3 years ago

@Valentin

It’s a Yank thing. Something to do with their obsession with high school and college sports.

(Yes, I know it also has it’s roots in anti-immigrant feeling, as first gen immigrants tended to be much shorter than average)

Violet the Vile, Wielder of an Ideologically Weaponized Vagina
Violet the Vile, Wielder of an Ideologically Weaponized Vagina
3 years ago

Why are men not worshipping me and my vagina literally every minute of every day then?? I’ve been done out of rightful worship!

Believe it or not incels, some foids find it very hard to get dates despite being single and having vaginas. I’d be happy with someone paying mild attention to my vagina for an hour.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
3 years ago

@idli sambar

Why do some douchebags want to invent ulterior motives for everything women do?

Is she talking to you after you approached her at the bus stop? She wants your cock.

Not talking to you after you approached her at the bus stop? More interested in her phone? She specifically doesn’t want your ugly cock.

Girls night out? HYPERGAMOUS HIVEMIND HUNT FOR ALPHA COCK.

Usually sex based bollocks, but not always (see: MGTOW attitudes towards marriage and MRA cries of “She’s crying rape in order to get money!”).

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
3 years ago

I don’t understand why so many people seem to believe short is bad 🤔 I never experienced any problems, at least if someone didn’t want to date me or make friends because I am short they never told me. there are more short people than tall people anyway! they are all incels?!

I’ll be honest, I’ve only ever seen men make fun of short men for being short. Even in a genuinely banterous way. Short guys get dates all the time, so it seems to me like incels are just looking for yet another excuse as to why women won’t go near them. And they’re always superfluous “reasons” of course, so they can continue to gripe about women being shallow bitches instead of having to take a good long look at their own toxicity.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

Ooh, sorry, incels. Another reason for you to fulminate against foids!

‘Nerves of steel’: She calmly landed the Southwest flight, just as you’d expect of a former fighter pilot

The pilot’s voice was calm yet focused as her plane descended with 149 people on board.

“Southwest 1380, we’re single engine,” Tammie Jo Shults, a former fighter pilot with the U.S. Navy, said. “We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.” She asked for medical personnel to meet her aircraft on the runway. “We’ve got injured passengers.”

“Injured passengers, okay and is your airplane physically on fire?” asked a male voice on the other end, according to an air traffic recording.

“No, it’s not on fire, but part of it’s missing,” Shults said, pausing for a moment. “They said there’s a hole, and uh, someone went out.”

The engine on Shults’s plane had, in fact, exploded on Tuesday, spraying shrapnel into the aircraft, causing a window to be blown out and leaving one woman dead and seven other people injured. Passengers pulled the woman who later died back into the plane as she was being sucked out. Others on board the Dallas-bound flight braced for impact as oxygen masks muffled their screams.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/04/18/nerves-of-steel-she-calmly-landed-the-southwest-flight-and-broke-barriers-as-a-fighter-pilot/?utm_term=.6d24ddc9ff20

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

“Foids” sounds like an unsuccessful spinoff of the Domino Pizza Noid.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

Foid rage.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
3 years ago

@Violet

[Bows down in worship]

…Okay, that’s my daily quota done. Praise Katie!

Catalpa
Catalpa
3 years ago

I’ll fess up, I lurked (and actually posted) on an incel board about 10 years ago. I believe it was the loveshy one. That was back in my proto-feMRA/”cool girl” days, so I had significantly more tolerance for that kind of bullshit then. Even so, I was definitely not on the prowl for elusive incel cock, and was more interested in “rationally” attempting to persuade the denizens (I.e. Using really pompous technical vocabulary) that “females” were not literally the source of all evil and awfulness in the world.

It was a waste of my time and a generally terrible idea. Now I can only stomach their bile with David kindly filtering it for me, and diluting the poison with mockery.