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Oh the Sean Hannity! Today in Tweets

D’oh!

By David Futrelle

So the big mystery in the court hearing today over the raid on Michael Cohen’s offices and residences was: who was Cohen’s mysterious Client #3, alongside Trump and Republican National Committee fundraiser Elliott Broidy.

MYSTERY SOLVED! It was SEAN HANNITY! And no, you aren’t hallucinating.

https://twitter.com/darth/status/985956097881096192

https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/985973746157703168

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/985965620880596997

https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/985955449810882560

In other news, Weird Mike Cernovich gets weirder:

Also, penises:

https://twitter.com/kschaef95/status/984827930525208576

That last tweet was a joke. Sadly, the one before it wasn’t.

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idli sambar revolution
idli sambar revolution
6 years ago

“Huh, I hadn’t heard of that ‘nxivm sex cult’ thing that juicebro mentioned, so I looked it up.”

I just googled nxivm juicebro and only one entry for a site called “gamersagainstgamergate” popped up, so what is it that you are referring to?

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
6 years ago

@idli,

Use ‘Nxivm sex cult’ instead of ‘Nxivm juicebro’ as the search terms. Should get you what you (don’t) want to see.

Pie
Pie
6 years ago

@idli sambar revolution

I just googled nxivm juicebro and only one entry for a site called “gamersagainstgamergate” popped up, so what is it that you are referring to?

What Redsilkphoenix said. Also, “juicebro” is a common name for Mike Cernovich, referring to his enthusiasm for anabolic steroids.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

Forget “juicebro”, I’m still racking my head trying to think what phrase “NXIVM” could possibly stand for.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
6 years ago

Roman numerals?

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM

Wikipedia says that it’s a multi level marketing scheme.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2018/04/20/smallville-actress-allison-mack-arrested-for-recruiting-women-for-sex-cult-leader/?noredirect=on
Allison Mack was arrested for sex trafficking related to a nxivm cult, so Juicebro could be referring to either

Edit: apparently the sex cult & multi level marketing company are the same group. And they brand women apparently? Not surprised Juicebro is into it.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@Redsilkphoenix: Doubt it. I thought so too at first but “N” is not a valid Roman numeral. Since it’s unpronounceable and not Roman numerals, my current hypothesis has been acronym-of-some-sort …

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

There’s a thing in the software world where long and frequently used words get shortened to (first letter) + (number of intervening letters) + (last letter). Examples:

internationalisation = i18n
localisation = l10n
kubernetes = k8s

and so on. So, perhaps ‘NXIVM’ is a 16-letter word beginning with ‘N’ and ending with ‘M’. Take your pick:

necessitarianism
neoexpressionism
neoimpressionism
niminy-piminyism
nitrosobacterium
noncosmopolitism
nonexhibitionism
nucleohyaloplasm

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

Interesting hypothesis … except the middle bit is 14, not 16. 🙂

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Interesting hypothesis … except the middle bit is 14, not 16

Yes, that’s what I said. ‘N’ is one letter, ‘M’ is one letter, add 14 in the middle and you have a total of 16.