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Throbbing pinkies, misplaced nipples, and breasts that wave: Signs she’s not a virgin?

Saggy ears: Another sign she might have done the sex thing

By David Futrelle

Fellas! How often do you find yourself wondering if the pretty lady you have  a crush on is the pure, untouched virgin you deserve? The “unbroken hymen” thing is bullshit, unfortunately (and that’s assuming she’s one of those ladies who has a vagina). And besides, you’d probably have to buy her an expensive dinner before she’d even let you have access to that whole area down there.

But you’re in luck! There are several foolproof ways to tell if she’s a virgin without having to get into her pants! A helpful video titled “10 Signs Of Women Who Are Not Virgin (They Can’t Lie To You Anymore)” details, well, ten signs that women aren’t virgins, so they can’t lie to you any more, all helpfully explained by a robot voice and illustrated with stock footage.

Apparently “the character of a virgin woman can be known by observing her physical appearance,” because sex literally alters a woman’s body, from her ears to her back to her boobs And not in a good way!

You can watch the entire video below (it’s only six minutes long) but here are a few of the key findings:

THE NOSE:

“The tip of the nose of a woman who is not a virgin will look faded or pale red. The virgin woman, the tip of her nose would look red. There is no scientific explanation about it yet but most likely it is based on empirical observations from the public.”

THE BACK

“Women’s backs will change because of two things — the influence of hormones and because of the touch of men. Women who have had sex will have an enlarged back. … her back will look wide and big and will be seen clearly as she walks. …

“During sex the back of the women will become erect and after completion of the back will loose in fall. The more frequent sex will make the back more slack.”

THE EARS

“Generally, women who are not virgins during sex will receive stimulation from the man in [their] ears by kissing … [This] will make the ears become more saggy and red.”

THE FOREHEAD

“The virgin’s forehead will look slippery while women [who] are not virgin will look wrinkled and streaked like an old man’s forehead.”

THE BOOBSTERS

“Usually the breasts that have been touched by a man will loosen [and] when [she] is running will be seen waving.

“Meanwhile the breasts of women who have never had sex will remain stable and not to wave despite being run.” 

THE NIPS

“Women who have touched a man, usually [their] nipples will be longer and slightly out of place. Breasts that have been on a man’s suction, usually [the] nipples will become more bruised.”

THE EYES

“[W]omen who are no longer virgins will be visible from the outside especially by those who have much experience on this subject.

“If we look at the eyes of a woman who is not a virgin anymore the bottom of her eyes there are a few folds and look bruised. …

“The virgin girl her eyes will look radiant and there are no black marks, lines or bruises.”

THE CHEEKS

“The cheeks of women who had sex did not look radiant. … A virgin girl has a sweaty cheek even in a cold place.”

PINKIE FINGERS

“If the little finger of a woman is held tightly and she is not aroused, chances are she is not a virgin. But if she feels a little bit aroused … and there is a slight throbbing pain then chances are [she’s] still a virgin.”

BELLIES

“Women who have had sex will have a swollen abdomen and a little distended. During intercourse women will use abdominal muscles that cause the stomach to expand, and after the sexual activity is complete the stomach will be slightly distended.”

LIPS

“Lips of women who have never kissed a man with lust will look reddish … The woman who has ever kissed [her] lips by the man will look cracked … and when laughing [her] lips will look bigger.”

So now you know what to look for, fellas! Good luck in your virgin hunt!

H/T — r/badwomensanatomy

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EJ (The Other One)
2 years ago

@Everyone:
My apologies for what I said to the troll on page 1. I was trying to be funny, but in the cold light of day it just comes off as immature. Will try to do better in future.

@KatieKitten420:
My experience of poly is that it works very well for some people, okay for others, and badly for some; and nobody knows which group they’re in until they try it. It sounds like it works very badly for your girlfriend. She sounds like she didn’t know this ahead of time, went in with the best of intentions, and is now panicking. From what you’ve said, I would say that you cannot be both poly and also be her girlfriend.

I would agree with Dalillama that there’s only one thing you can really do for your own safety, which is to break up with her. Staying with her is not going to make the drama go away, it’s just going to teach her that she can use it to control you. This isn’t a healthy sort of relationship to be in.

I would also add that it sounds like there’s a fair chance that you will become That Ex to her. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t break up, but you should mentally prepare for the possibility that she starts talking harshly about you behind your back.

Jo
Jo
2 years ago

From a quick look the channel is based in Indonesia. While I understand the reason for the poor English, the misogyny is so blatant that I don’t feel bad about mocking how it’s expressed.

The tip of the nose of a woman who is not a virgin will look faded or pale red. The virgin woman, the tip of her nose would look red. There is no scientific explanation about it yet but most likely it is based on empirical observations from the public.

Taken literally, this appears to be saying that in the absence of a scientific explanation, the most likely reason for the redness of virgins’ noses is that members of the public are observing them. Which raises even more questions than it answers…

occasional reader
occasional reader
2 years ago

Hello.

comment image
Clearly a virgin.

There is no scientific explanation

Yeah, i think this sum up all the video.

That is said, i wonder what they would give as the ten tips to recognize a virgin dude from a non-virgin one. I mean, except for posting on incel forums.

Have a nice day.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
2 years ago

Where my sweaty cheeks ladies at

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
2 years ago

@EJ

This is a conversation I had yesterday, so while it’s still fresh I’ll give you my 2 cents.

As far as I’m concerned, using your privilege to wedge yourself between the bullet and its target is never immature. I’m sure I’m not the only one here who feels that way, especially seeing as I’m definitely not the only one who really wouldn’t want to go anywhere near that bullet, even though trolls mostly see me as a cismale and all that.

@occasional reader

You. Are. A. Treasure.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
2 years ago

The weirdest thing is how they think non-virgin women are basically covered with bruises.

bluecat
bluecat
2 years ago

I missed the troll! But I enjoyed the takedowns.

Spotting virgins from a distance is medieval nonsense, but it has surprising purchase still. It’s funny but it’s also profoundly damaging and horrible.

I knew at least one woman who had been raped as a child and was terrified people would be able to tell.

There was a chap (I forget his name) in South Africa, a preacher I think, who proposed testing boys’ for virginity too. He was adamant he was the only person qualified to test them. Turned out his method was to inspect their penises and, ahem, find out whether they came or not… it didn’t end well, as I recall.

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
2 years ago

Sorry, I’m still stuck at the bouncy breasts.

I think I had a E cup by the time I hit 14. This days I have HH by UK measures. And since I have been blessed by my families loose connective tissue my boobs have always been very pendulous.

All boobs bounce when running. Even A cups strapped into the best sports bra money can buy bounce.

The only boobs that don’t bounce are those that aren’t there.

So. I agree that the video is equating ‘virgin’ with ‘prepubescent’.

Ick.

Mind you, my boobs bounce a lot and I’m still a virgin at 34. Cause I’m aro and ace. And sex is something that happens to other people.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
2 years ago

@KatieKitten420

Put me down as another voice in the “this isn’t going to work with your gf” column. If you were clear from the beginning that this was a poly relationship, then her response is unreasonable. Not the emotions behind it – especially if this is her first poly relationship, since she wouldn’t know how she’d react – but her response to them. You can be hurt and still realize that the cause of your pain is the situation, not the person, and the fact that she’s putting the blame on you is a very bad sign.

And definitely seconding EJ; if she’s blaming you for having sex with your bf, there’s a high likelihood she’s going to blame you for everything when this goes further south than it already has…which it almost certainly will.

Be careful with this person, and be safe.

EJ (The Other One)
2 years ago

Thanks, Sinkable John.

@bluecat:

There was a chap (I forget his name) in South Africa, a preacher I think, who proposed testing boys’ for virginity too. He was adamant he was the only person qualified to test them. Turned out his method was to inspect their penises and, ahem, find out whether they came or not… it didn’t end well, as I recall.

Oh dear.

The saddest thing is that while this is a case of yet another priest behaving like too many priests do, it touches on some very widespread beliefs.

Male virginity is an important social construct in South Africa, deeply tied to concepts of adulthood and masculinity. In traditional communities, boys are circumcised at puberty rather than at birth. As part of this, a lot of people do believe that there is some biological basis to male virginity, which often manifests in a belief that there’s such a thing as a male hymen.

I’m not an expert on this and I’m also white, so I’m not going to risk mis-explaining it any further – but it’s worth reading about if you’re interested in the sociology of virginity and masculinity.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

What I want to know is how quickly these effects take place. Do you get a back like a silverback gorilla within hours of first having sex, or does it take a few weeks? Do your nipples migrate at a measurable rate? And the swollen abdomen: do you need to take maternity clothes to your first sexytimes, because your old waistband won’t fit afterwards?

The wavy breasts thing is just weird. Few things fascinate a straight boy/man more than boob jiggle, so telling your audience that a virgin’s breasts don’t move seems unlikely to convince them.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

whadasurprise… Matt Bevin, governor, is surprised there are consequences for acting like a dick….

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/15/politics/matt-bevin-apology-sexual-assault-teachers-protest/index.html

I’m bettin’ he’s not sorry he said it, nor is he sorry he believes it, he’s just sorry he got called out on it.

E.T.A. damn femi-librul teacher-ists….

Kereea
Kereea
2 years ago

@KnittingCatLady, Can confirm, I’m a B-cup virgin (Ace club!) and they STILL bounce. I wear sports bras all the time because I like to run around but the bouncing is annoying as heck. Curse you, combination of boobs and gravity!

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

from last night…

Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Why don’t you all just line up and fall over on top of each other like dominoes? You slip brained monocles. You rod faced mumblers. You alabaster sea triplet cumbersome zebras. You pork grinding asshats. You well-poisoning book-burning oatmeal fondling rubber necked fishmongers. You sluggish back-blood watershed pimple coating turd flingers. You rotten dog wart jock straps. Usurers. Potato skins. You listen to Nickleback unironically.

wow… just… … wow

(though there are some good ones in there)

E.T.A. “… you speak like the mold that grows on the festering dung of a diseased rat that has drunk the piss of a dying camel…”

courtesy of a “Erotic Legacy”, a soft-core porn novel from my high school daze….

Starfury
Starfury
2 years ago

@EJ

I don’t know anything about the specific social group you’re discussing, but I’ll speculate that there may be something about the breaking of ‘the banjo string’ to it. For anyone not familiar with this, the foreskin of some people can be a little inelastic and may sometimes split when the penis is put to use in the early days of it’s career. I think when it reheals it has a little more give to it.

I’ve just realised I (perhaps wrongly) use this for my basis of understanding for what happens to ‘the female hyman’ because I’ve witnessed this happen and discussed it with men, whereas I don’t know any women who ‘bled the first time’ and I didn’t myself. Which leads me to my next point; I’m not sure how common this is, but I assume it is about as common as with women because I know men it has happened to but no women. Of course, that goes out the window when you factor in that a lot of men have had their foreskins removed before they reach that point

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

@Weird Eddie: Given the creativity of your average troll, I’m betting he used an insult generator.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

I’m a B-cup virgin (Ace club!)

When a guy says something like that, I just pretend I know what sport they’re talking about.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

The weirdest thing is how they think non-virgin women are basically covered with bruises.

I bruise super easily and I actually have gotten all bruised up from sex that isn’t even kinky or rough in any way. Like finger marks on my arms or hips. It’s weird.

But those fade in a couple of days. They’re not permanently tattooed on my flesh or anything. So it still doesn’t really explain this.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
2 years ago

@Weird Eddie, Nequam, Schnookums & anyone else who may have picked that up

To clarify, that Captain Haddock styled rant was not last night’s troll. That was Miggs/Seagull Guy having one of his most epic meltdowns, which was waaay more entertaining than… ugh, whatever the fuck last night was supposed to be.

I used to have a print of it, carried it in my wallet for a while until I lost said wallet. Good times.

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

Still sounds like something done with a generator script, though I admit that “Usurers” looks like an attempt to change up the ((usual insult)).

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
2 years ago

Isn’t it a little weird that we actually have a word for “person who hasn’t had sex”? Imagine if there was a word for, like, person who’s never driven a car. A drirgin. Or a person who’s never bought a house. A horgin. A person who’s never been to the ocean. An ocirgin. And so on.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
2 years ago

If you accept as a premise that men are SMART and women are FRAGILE COMMODITIES, it all makes sense. Smart mans can tell if a female-commodity is spoiled because there will be signs. And since he’s smart, he can see those signs, because females are easily spoiled and bruised by use, donchakno.

It’s kinda like going to the supermarket and buying a melon. You can tell if it’s ripe with a bit of a squeeze and shake and knock-about.

Reminds me of the MRA troll (I think it was here) who claimed that sperm travel through a woman’s body to her brain and affects how she thinks. So there’s a triple-tall slice of body horror for you.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ scildfreja

can tell if a female-commodity is spoiled

Although ‘virgin’ in the sense of unmarried or chaste dates back to Roman times (as virginem or virgo); it was even then used as a generic adjective for fresh or unused (cf olive oil), so nothing new there.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Ugh. Barbara Bush hasn’t even died yet and already the press is recasting her as some sort of sweet grandmother type. And reframing her famous meanness as “outspoken.” Because being outspoken as a woman is okay if you use that outspokeness to put down poor people and people of color I guess.

I mean, this is a person who said after hurricane Katrina that the overcrowded and unhygienic conditions refugees were staying in in the Super Dome were no big concern because they weren’t any worse than what they were used to.

Sorry. I just hate it how we’re all required to think someone’s amazing and wonderful just because they died or are terminally ill. I don’t fault friends and family for saying positive things and don’t have an issue with people offering condolences, of course. Just when the press decides to give glowing accounts of people that makes me roll me eyes.

Catalpa
Catalpa
2 years ago

I think that these dudes have a lot more trouble on their hands than just determining if their produce is despoiled or not. Mainly in realizing that said produce actually has its own thoughts and emotions (shocking!), and that the vast majority of them would run away screaming from dudes like this. Why bother about whether the “seal of freshness” has been broken or not when you’re never going to be allowed anywhere near it in either case?

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

WWTH:

I mean, this is a person who said after hurricane Katrina that the overcrowded and unhygienic conditions refugees were staying in in the Super Dome were no big concern because they weren’t any worse than what they were used to.

I’ve read somewhat charitable reinterpretations of her infamous “beautiful mind” quote about casualties of the Iraq war (not that I’m convinced), but that Katrina quote is pretty unambigous:

“What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.”

Yeah, excuse me if I don’t shed any tears for her.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

I suppose it’s no surprise that Korea has its own gamergate-style movement: Dark side of play for S. Korea’s female game makers. Women who work in gaming are in fear of being hounded out of their jobs if they post anything which smacks of feminism.

Moon_custafer
Moon_custafer
2 years ago

From the examples I’ve seen over the years, most virginity tests equate “virgin” with “whatever a pre-, or just barely pubescent, upper-class girl is expected to look like in our society.” The reasons why society might wish to stack the virginity tests against lower-class girls are left to the readers’ imaginations.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

Scildfreja:

It’s kinda like going to the supermarket and buying a melon. You can tell if it’s ripe with a bit of a squeeze and shake and knock-about.

More like buying some soft skinned fruit, like peach. You can see if it’s been ruined by someone who just likes squeezing fruits at the supermarket.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

Dvärghundspossen:

Isn’t it a little weird that we actually have a word for “person who hasn’t had sex”?

Or specifically a woman, since applying that word to men has always seemed like a joke or at best an afterthought.

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
2 years ago

IDK, I think normal people apply it quite readily to men too? Although the kind of people David keep track of are obviously quite fixated on the virginity of women.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

I think normal people nowadays may discuss virginity casually, in a roughly gender equal fashion, but historically many took it quite seriously – and I think they only ever took it seriously for women.

Hexum7
Hexum7
2 years ago

I’m very confused. The non-virgin women sound like a lot of the nuns that taught in my Catholic grammar school.

Maybe they were like the ones in “The Devils” having orgies In the nunnery? That makes me see them in a much fonder light. “Shut up, kid, I’m anxious for my three o’clock group’

DawnPurityseeker
DawnPurityseeker
2 years ago

@KatieKitten420

Something that I’ve run into as a bisexual woman is that some lesbians feel really, really afraid of losing their partners to men. Society is so stacked against homosexual relationships, and they feel that men can provide better lives than they could as lesbians. It’s insecurity. (And biphobic as fuck, but that’s another post. )

I don’t know if this is relevant to your situation, and I don’t have any advice that everyone else hasn’t given. Sometimes you can help your partner work through their insecurities, but it’s still on them to do the work, and it’s not on your shoulders if they can’t/won’t.

Figure out what you want first. Are you willing to put in the emotional labor to help her work through her issues? There’s no shame in not wanting to, or not being able to- this is HER issue, not yours. And is she willing to do the hard work of taking responsibility and changing herself, rather than blaming you for her feelings? Because you can’t force someone else to change themselves, and it’s not on your shoulders to do so.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

Videos like the one that this post is about kinda get me scratching my head and contemplating Poe’s Law. The definition for posterity (although I imagine most of us have come across it):

Poe’s law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I’d imagine that the video in question was parody were it not for the fact that it’s so damned hard to tell whether or not people actually believe things. It’s a defense mechanism enabled by anonymity: people simultaneously believe in everything and nothing all at once and the minute a line gets crossed, they can pull back and say “Just joking, it was satire!”

This is something that bothers me about the current communication methods; trying to nail down somebody’s actually-held beliefs becomes a chore of peeling back twelve layers of lacquered irony and about three different character personas to get to the reality buried deep within there.

Despite me being an anonymous Mountain Lion furry, that’s only cuz of the dirty stuff I draw and/or write. I say what I mean and mean what I say (a phrase an old English teacher of mine used to repeat in class), and if I am being sarcastic, I make that clear. If it isn’t clear for somebody, I take the necessary steps to clarify.

There’s another somewhat disturbing trend I’ve noticed on YouTube mostly, but on other social media sections as well. Part of this new media paradigm where everybody has to have a “brand” and part of that “brand” involves expertise in almost literally everything. Any half-baked blog reader with a camera and a microphone is now an expert in all things political, historical and cultural, and what I find distressing is that people are glomming onto these YouTube randos instead of cracking open a book on the subject, preferably ones stocked in libraries.

Expertise is devalued enough as it is and we don’t need xXxTheEdgySphincter6969xXx citing expertise in the field of sussing out “Cultural Marxism”. Because despite his name, somebody is going to take him seriously.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Kinda confused, Dvärghundsposse.

Virgin forest, virgin soil, jump virgin, extra virgin olive oil – none on them are women. (Well, jump virgins are about 35% of the time 😛 ) It’s just a descriptive word.

Edit:

@Dawnpurityseeker

There’s no shame in not wanting to, or not being able to- this is HER issue, not yours. And is she willing to do the hard work of taking responsibility and changing herself, rather than blaming you for her feelings? Because you can’t force someone else to change themselves, and it’s not on your shoulders to do so.

Hell of a lot of hard learned wisdom in those few words. Salud!

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

Oh, and incidentally, I finally fixed my computer problems! (YAY!) My new EVGA SuperNova power supply solved it.

I’ve stuck the old AcBel Hba008-za1gt 350 on a pike as a warning to the rest of my computer components not to screw with me. (Seriously, that power supply is going for $20 on eBay right now. How that cheap piece of shit lasted 6 years is beyond me…)

Starfury
Starfury
2 years ago

It’s weird, ‘virgin’ was used as an insult (mostly at girls, by both girls and boys) when I was in school, despite the fact that pretty much everyone was a virgin. AND people got ragged on for having done sexual stuff too. Crikey, just realised the amount of cognitive dissonance it took to always be bashing your peers for shit, shit I’m pretty sure everyone genuinely considered irrelevant outside of an excuse to give someone crap.

Teenage boys never seemed to care whether girls they liked were virgins or not, really, but maybe I’ve never known any who were like that. Adult men I’ve known who care about it seem to have one or a combination of the following: feeling threatened by a woman having a basis of comparison, don’t like other men to have ‘enjoyed their woman’ or feel like their worth, as a man, is diminished somehow – probably due to feeling entitled to a rigid set of standards in a woman.

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
2 years ago

Ok so applying this virgin test to myself just for the fun of it:

Nose: Tends to be a bit red actually, I usually cover that up with foundation and powder. Virgin!
Back: Well, since I go to the gym a lot my back is pretty muscular and wide, it’s not invisible, but it’s not slack either. I’d say my back is indeterminate between virgin and sex-haver.
Ears: Neither saggy nor red as far as I can tell. Virgin!
Forehead: Pretty smooth I must say. Virgin!
My boobs actually don’t bounce around that much, they tend to stay in place. I used to think it was because I’m pretty flat chested, but now I know it’s a sign of virginity.
Don’t really have long or bruised (?) nipples. Virgin!
Eyes: I am getting a few wrinkles there, and I daren’t call them “radiant”, so, ok, no virgin eyes.
No sweaty cheeks either.
Also no pain in my pinkie on arousal (??????).
No swollen abdomen. Virgin!
No cracked lips. Virgin!

Verdict: I don’t tick ALL of those boxes but a vast majority of them. So I’m clearly a virgin going by this test. A 41-year-old, married since 17 years, virgin. Amazing.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Radiant eyes must be pretty useful for seeing in the dark.

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
2 years ago

Cats are always virgins.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

According to this I’m about 3/4 virgin.

Blue cat and weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
That is beyond disgusting. Truly horrible. My heart goes out to them.

Cheerful Warthog
Cheerful Warthog
2 years ago

Dear Governor Bevin,

People were not offended because they didn’t understand what you meant. People were offended because they did.

DeimosMasque
DeimosMasque
2 years ago

@KatieKitten420

I tried poly about 20 years back and while I was sure I’d be able to handle it… I wasn’t. The jealousy started kicking in the first time my partner was intimate with he other partner without me. And I handled it just as poorly as your current gf is.

So put my in the category of end it with her now before it goes further because I remember how I handled as it got further and I wouldn’t wish past-me’s behavior on anyone.

I’m better now but it took me 15 years to get the emotional maturity to even be close to being okay with it… and my wife is a fetish model who’s had shoots that involved other partners with no emotional connection and I would still get jealous and untrusting. It was her eternal patience with me that helped me through. And her refusal to let my insecurities define her.

DawnPurityseeker
DawnPurityseeker
2 years ago

@Shadowplay

“Hell of a lot of hard learned wisdom in those few words. Salud!”

💕💕💕💕💕

Nothing like acting the fool to teach you what NOT to do in life, right? 😉

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Nothing like acting the fool to teach you what NOT to do in life, right? 😉

Hear you on that. 😉 Takes a few repeats sometimes.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

NEWSFLASH! Michael Cohen’s mystery third client has been named…

… And it’s Hannity.

http://i.imgur.com/sDWLaUB.gif

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

Sorry. I just hate it how we’re all required to think someone’s amazing and wonderful just because they died or are terminally ill.

So much this. I shouldn’t have had to feel guilty even thinking bad things about my abusive grandfather or ex just because they died.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
2 years ago

@WeirdEddie

I need to do something about this damn state…

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, FemiNest Collective agent, Hell Toupee keeper & Intergalactic Meanie
2 years ago

@Alan,

So THAT’S why virgin olive oil is called that! I always wondered about that, but never thought to search from r it whenever I was surfing the ‘net. Thanks.

While we’re on the subject of sports bras…are those considered as underwear or overwear? Like, if I walked out the door wearing just that as my shirt, would I be arrested for indecent exposure? Also, how do you size those things compared to regular bras? The ones I looked at recently had a different sizing chart than what I normally see. Like, S, M, L, X, 2X, etc. as opposed to 24B, 42C, 35D, etc. Kinda confusing, to be honest.

On virginity: a book I read years ago (Manwatching, which I think was written by Desmond Morris), had a section on virgins and virginity. He stated that while virginity was valued across several cultures over a loooooong stretch of time, who/what each culture considered ‘virgin’ varied quite widely.

Like, one culture would consider a woman who hadn’t given birth yet to be a virgin, another would consider one who hasn’t done their stint as a Sacred Prostitute a virgin, and so on. While I have no idea how true that was (haven’t studied any ancient cultures THAT closely to see such things), I did find the idea interesting that not all human cultures did the ‘virgin = never had piv sex’ thing common nowadays.

Though what that book described didn’t come close to a definition of virginity I stumbled across once on a PUA site ages ago (an article on the misogyny that produced George Sodini linked to it). The blog post in question was just a short ‘I hate women’ sentence, with the usual 1,000,000,000,000+ explicit comments on why women suck. Amongst the crap was this whiny rant by a guy who was upset because he was going to fall in love with just one woman in his life, and have all his ‘firsts’ with her, and only her.

First crush, first love, first marriage, etc., all with that same woman. Except the woman he fell for, well, whatever happened it didn’t work out, and they broke up. And now that guy hated all women with a fiery passion for all eternity because that one woman stole his emotional virginity and HE’LL NEVER GET IT BAAAAACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that’s a whole new level of…something there.