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Alex Jones’ Heartbreak: Today in Tweets

Alex Jones had a long night

By David Futrelle

In the wake of last night’s missile strikes on Syria, Trump is declaring “mission accomplished!” (Haven’t we heard this before?) Meanwhile, his fans on the far right, from literal Nazi Assad lovers to not-quite-Nazi America Firsters are crying foul. Alex Jones is literally crying.

Alex Jones seems to disagree.

Apparently it’s all the fault of the Deep State.

Meanwhile, every right-wing shithead that has spent the past several years demonizing brown-skinned refugees as terrorists is suddenly a humanitarian.

Among those feeling betrayed, Ann Coulter, who spent the day retweeting angry alt-rightists denouncing their former God Emporer Trump.  There is a slight irony here.

Coulter also retweeted this legitimately cute video, which I thought was a nice change from her usual horribleness.

Not all right-wing racists are mad at Trump, though.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/984971358206488576

There are several problems with that last tweet, not least the fact that this is not actually a picture of Damascus.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/985189757553700864

Back here in the US, Starbucks is calling the cops on black men for … going to Starbucks? And the cops are arresting them.

These days I think we can all relate to this:

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Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

OH SHIT IT’S CHIO. Hi! =D

Said person is (probably) gone now.

If you’re taking about Mrex, don’t worry, she got banned.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

Hi Chiomara. Nice to see you pop up again.

Tashi Licious
2 years ago

@SFHC

I was, but sockpuppets are a thing.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

Starbucks is one of the several places which donates to Israeli soldiers to continue to murder Palestinians so it’s obviously just another islamphobe/racist being an idiot thinking Arabic writing is herp derp terrorist writing something or rather.

It’s not new here is another example of Anything Arabic=terrorism
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/7zibx7/re_a_handbag_with_a_joke_in_arabic_on_it_its/

This is what happens when you don’t actually do research. And btw the irony is we already have a “Sharia law” here it’s called the “Alt right”.

TreePerson
TreePerson
2 years ago

@Fruitloopsie
The donuts story is even better, its not even in Arabic its in Elvish!
Apparently its from a shop that makes novelty donuts and that one is a LoTR reference.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

Yeah, it’s a donut version of the One Ring. ^^;

JoeB
JoeB
2 years ago

When Alex wasn’t crying this week he was telling tall tales about how when he was 13-14 all this 17 year old hot chicks wanted to date him but then after a few dates tried to convert him to Satanism, like multiple times. Like 14 year old Alex Jones is like “oh, here she goes with the Satanism pitch, I should’ve known.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-claims-attractive-women-tried-to-date-him-in-high-school-to-convert-him-to-satanism/

Shadowplay
2 years ago

@JoeB

I have a hard time believing that. Jones was a 14 year old at one point?

What happened, did he regress or something?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

“The horse clans will engage the Enemy in a diversionary battle at the Black Gate, while Toruk Makto flies high above Mount Doom and simply drops the donut in!”

“Are you sure he can do it? One does not simply fly over Mordor!”

“It’s not impossible, I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home, and they’re not much bigger than two meters.”

… I’ll show myself out now.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Chiomara
Oh my stars you’re back it’s so good to see you again!

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

:facepalm:comment image/revision/latest?cb=20121220155339
nobody pay attention to my comment here’s a kitten
http://www.petwave.com/-/media/Images/Center/Care-and-Nutrition/Cat/Kittensv2/Kitten-3.ashx?w=450&hash=C2EB74BB478F980E6504B014958FAC4BCE13D136

Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
2 years ago

Christopher Cantwell, Alex Jones… for being all manly men, these right-wingers sure are quick to tears when something goes wrong….

re: trump,

“The Farce is strong in this one…”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Welcome back, Chio!

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
2 years ago

I am not a fan of writing in foreign languages just for the hell of it, but that handbag is cool enough for me !

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

Why would Alex Jones convert to Satanism when he’s already a demon?

cornychips
cornychips
2 years ago

@buttercup

👏👏👏👏👏

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

Frootloopsie’s kittencomment image

@Chiomaracomment image

Ryan
Ryan
2 years ago

Nothing really surprises me anymore. Anyone who REALLY wants to know whats going on should definitely check this out, its a pretty scary warning from a history and religion professor. Pretty damn eye opening: https://ancientprophecy.weebly.com/

Austin G Loomis
2 years ago

@Surplus: don’t go yet! You haven’t left delivery instructions for that internets you won!

Hypatia's Daughter
Hypatia's Daughter
2 years ago

……when he was 13-14 all this 17 year old hot chicks wanted to date him but then after a few dates tried to convert him to Satanism, like multiple times.

Usually, the story is that the guy converts to Xtianity to date the pretty Xtian girl.
I find it so amazing that men will happily admit that they think with their dick instead of their brains and yet still claim they are more logical than women.

Jesalin
Jesalin
2 years ago

Melts

Awww super cute kitty!

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

@Ryan:

The link there is one more layer of nested URL shorteners/trackers than I’m able to unravel without just rolling the dice on it.

What is at the center of the onion, a Rickroll?

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

@Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation:

See, that’s the conspiracy. Everyone *thinks* the Bilderberg/Illuminati/Jooz/Lizards are controlling the NWO, but it’s actually Rick Astley.

Cheerful Warthog
Cheerful Warthog
2 years ago

“Surrender your dark power, Lord Astley!”
“Ha! I shall NEVER give you up!”

Gijoel
Gijoel
2 years ago

@shadowplay I have a hard time believing he’s grown past 14

occasional reader
occasional reader
2 years ago

Hello.

So, after the person of color shot because he has asked his way, now people of color arrested because they sit in a café ? Wow.. This is getting ugly and uglier… How many days till your next elections ?

Well, to no comfort, some ugly things also happen in India : at the beginning of January, a 8 years girl have been raped, beat, stoned and her body hidden for a week. In itself, it is already horrible, and you can add the fact that it had been done mainly because she was muslim (and a defenseless child, but who care, yes ?).
The problem does not stop here : India nationalists have done demonstrations to halt investigation because they do not want “muslim policemen” to do it.
And the inhabitants of the village where the murder have been done refused the child to be burried there (she have been burried some kilometers away outside the village).
And the current investigation had shown that some local policemen have “cleared” some clues, making the investigation more difficult.
And the current prime minister party try again to derail on the risk that muslims are supposed to cause to India.
Lovely.

Nationalism is quite the new synonym for hate in this damn world.

Have a nice day.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

Pagan reader
Thanks for fixing the pic.

occasional reader
I hope they catch that demon.

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
2 years ago

COHEN’S THIRD CLIENT IS SEAN HANNITY!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

No! That can’t be right! Because then Hannity would have scrupulously avoided reporting on Cohen, or would have disclosed his connection. Because of ethics, you know?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Somewhere Bill O’Reilly is cackling with glee because he’s about to no longer be the one with the most embarrassing sex scandal at Fox News.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

COHEN’S THIRD CLIENT IS SEAN HANNITY!!!

Wonkette’s taking names on who other party might be. Wanderer thinks it’s Jeff Gannon.

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

Now if only these lip-service non-believers actually understood THE PLAN of the Great Orange One, they would know to trust in his mastery of 4D Chessboxin. Oh ye of little faith…

(/sarcasm).

Imperialists out, as the saying goes.

@Ryan: Shoo, no ancient prophecy/conspiracy/alien-crap, please!

Bina
2 years ago

@Podkayne and Mrs. Obed:

Sigh…it’s getting hard to tell who’s who and what’s what anymore. (mumbles something about sarcasm needing its own font)

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
2 years ago

*does Chio dance*

And I think Jones and his ilk breaking down in tears is kind of a sign of what these guys really are: spoiled children throwing tantrums because the nanny has realized they’ve been hogging all the toys and treats all this time.

occasional reader
occasional reader
2 years ago

> Fruitloopsie
Alas, it was not a demon.
The current state of the investigation states there are 8 suspects, 4 of them being policemen. It was not an act commited under an impulsion, it was premeditated : kidnapped January the 10th, she has been beaten and raped during some days, in a hindu temple, before being killed and abandoned in a forest.
According to some suspects, it has been done to chase the Bakarwal tribe (a muslim nomadic tribe) from their state.

Dalillama
Dalillama
2 years ago

Nationalism is quite the new synonym for hate in this damn world.

Not new, it always was.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Jones day just got worse. A few of the Sandy Hook parents are suing him for defamation for his constant bullshit against them.

Hambeast
Hambeast
2 years ago

Chio’s back? HI CHIO!!! *jumps up and down and waves from the fringe*

Faerie Bard
Faerie Bard
2 years ago

Jones day just got worse. A few of the Sandy Hook parents are suing him for defamation for his constant bullshit against them.

Yeah, I hope the court finds him guilty and gives him the highest possible punishment, because those poor parents/relatives/friends of the kids and teachers who were murdered have been through hell dealing with said bullshit, including death threats, from assholes like Jones.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

@Faerie Bard

I hope the court guts him for that. He should lose everything.

Sofia van der Linde
Sofia van der Linde
2 years ago

It is possible some older girls did play an odd prank on Alex Jones in High School. Maybe they made a bet whether the whole proselytising for Satan would scare off guys or not.

A bit sad, he has not pondered this in all these decades.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

I always envisage Jones’ mind as one of those telephone switchboards from the 50s. You know, the ones with all the wires and the operators making and breaking physical connections.

Except the operator is both astigmatic and drunk off their arse.