Pee Tape Thursday: Today in Tweets

By David Futrelle

I‘m going to start doing these again, hopefully daily, little open threads with some stuff I’ve run across on Twitter. I’ll probably make them a bit shorter than the ones I used to do.

Anyway: PEEEEEEE TAAAAAAPE

Comey: Trump asked me to investigate ‘pee tape’ to reassure Melania https://t.co/WfCDBmpvpf pic.twitter.com/m0C8ZVMuEo

— New York Post (@nypost) April 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/SJGrunewald/status/984551249923031040

the pee tape is gonna be really good too because he'll keep saying "terrific" and "you're doing a really great job"

— catturd2.bsky.social (@thetomzone) April 12, 2018

national treasure 7: pee tape pic.twitter.com/alDzfOVOeB

— . (@swordsjew) April 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/984557395664932864

Now I feel so much less embarrassed about my own pee tape.

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) April 12, 2018

And in other news unfortunately also related to Trump’s dick.

NEW: Trump doorman Dino Sajudin releases statement: "I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child.” (via @soniamoghe) pic.twitter.com/DYipY5DaY2

— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) April 12, 2018

I'd believe any random New York doorman's word over Trump's tbh

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 12, 2018

Looks like Trump's #lovechild snuck into a family photo or two. pic.twitter.com/sK5sa81EtR

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 12, 2018

Let's agree not to call Trump's alleged secret child a "love child" because the only person Trump loves is himself.

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) April 12, 2018

And now the news that has nothing to do with Trump’s dick:

At the Zuckerberg hearing you may have heard Republicans talking incessantly about Diamond and Silk.

They are two black women who say their page is being suppressed on Facebook because they support Trump.

I ran the numbers.

THE ENTIRE THING IS A HOAXhttps://t.co/Cb4AhTKKw2 pic.twitter.com/YEZJQuX5gn

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/984158124868341760

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/984387182323486721