By David Futrelle
I‘m going to start doing these again, hopefully daily, little open threads with some stuff I’ve run across on Twitter. I’ll probably make them a bit shorter than the ones I used to do.
Anyway: PEEEEEEE TAAAAAAPE
Comey: Trump asked me to investigate ‘pee tape’ to reassure Melania https://t.co/WfCDBmpvpf pic.twitter.com/m0C8ZVMuEo
— New York Post (@nypost) April 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/SJGrunewald/status/984551249923031040
the pee tape is gonna be really good too because he'll keep saying "terrific" and "you're doing a really great job"
— catturd2.bsky.social (@thetomzone) April 12, 2018
national treasure 7: pee tape pic.twitter.com/alDzfOVOeB
— . (@swordsjew) April 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/984557395664932864
Now I feel so much less embarrassed about my own pee tape.
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) April 12, 2018
And in other news unfortunately also related to Trump’s dick.
NEW: Trump doorman Dino Sajudin releases statement: "I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child.” (via @soniamoghe) pic.twitter.com/DYipY5DaY2
— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) April 12, 2018
I'd believe any random New York doorman's word over Trump's tbh
— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 12, 2018
Looks like Trump's #lovechild snuck into a family photo or two. pic.twitter.com/sK5sa81EtR
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 12, 2018
Let's agree not to call Trump's alleged secret child a "love child" because the only person Trump loves is himself.
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) April 12, 2018
And now the news that has nothing to do with Trump’s dick:
At the Zuckerberg hearing you may have heard Republicans talking incessantly about Diamond and Silk.
They are two black women who say their page is being suppressed on Facebook because they support Trump.
I ran the numbers.
THE ENTIRE THING IS A HOAXhttps://t.co/Cb4AhTKKw2 pic.twitter.com/YEZJQuX5gn
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/984158124868341760
https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/984387182323486721
Scott Adams: Of course he had sex with a donkey! It was ingenious psy-ops to sway midterm elections!
OK so, I think it’s more likely than not that the pee tape exists; but i really don’t see at all how this is an admission on Trump’s part that the pee tape exists.
I’m also really not looking forward to the pee tape being uncovered, because I don’t want to see that shit, and it’s going to be everywhere.
@dashapants
I just wanted to say your nym makes me giggle every time.
I think the main issue is that it gives the Russians something they can blackmail him over. Of course, if it is released, all blackmail potential will be gone.
Problem with that sort of thinking – blackmail only works well on people who have a sense of shame.
OT: I got married yesterday.
No per tapes or donkeys involved, sorry. But Mrs Malebario is crocheting a Twilight Sparkle for our niece as I type this.
Happy wedding!
Congrats, Rei Malebario
Wedding congratulations!
Welcome to the dark side Rei Malebario!
Because Trump is obsessively denying it over and over again.
Given that he lies pretty much every time he opens his mouth, the more vehemently he denies something, the more likely it is to be true.
Guess who’s having Rob Ford flashbacks? Dis ol’ furry!
Congratulations from me too!
@Rei Malebario:
Congratulations!
@EJ:
Heh. That donkey stuff is the funniest stuff I’ve read in awhile. I needed a laugh.
… igno-right continues its implosion….
https://angrywhitemen.org/2018/04/06/the-alt-right-continues-to-disintegrate-after-white-nationalist-troll-ricky-vaughn-gets-unmasked/#more-45507
*snerk*
Boy does he ever sound like a poor working class fella who is only a right wing extremist because of economic anxiety.
Honestly, the fact that Russia hasn’t retaliated against any of the recent actions by the US against it by releasing a pee tape, makes me suspect it’s not real.
They could do that even if it isn’t real. It’s called “deepfakes” technology. So there must be another reason …
@Rei Malebario
Wow! All the best to you and your new spouse.
@Rei Malebario
Congratulations on your nuptials!
Alex Jones: Donkeys are illuminati reptilian shapeshifters! Frogs, gay, chemtrails, juice boxes, the children!
@ Rei Malebario,
Many congratulations from all of us here too 🙂
@Lumipuna: I thought that he already was?
Hey fellow Mammothteers, I’m still alive. Been lurking when I can, but work’s trying to kill me. The store I work at is understaffed for how busy we get. Oh well, I need the money…
@ Rei Malebario
*rings bells in your honor* Many joyous days for you and your partner!
So, OT because I really really do not want to have to consider anything regarding the Cheeto’s sex life – I came across this on the youtubes this morning, and I thought I should share. (hopes this imbeds!) ETA – Yaaaay~!
@Sniper Kitty
Good to see you!
I’ll add to the round of celebrations: congratulations and a wonderful marriage, Rei malebario!