Categories
bad science cock blockade crackpottery empathy deficit evil sex-rejecting ladies evil sexy ladies hypergamy lgbt men who should not ever be with women ever MGTOW misogyny MRA oppressed men pussy cartel pussyconomics reddit sexy robot ladies

Straight men! Destroy the sexual power of women by having sex with each other, Reddit MRA suggests

Women, defeated at last!

By David Futrelle

In the Men’s Rights subreddit, the regulars only discuss the most important issues affecting men. Prostate cancer. Circumcision. When scientists will get around to developing some new technology that will render women obsolete — or that will at the very least make women feel really bad about themselves.

In one (sort of) recent discussion of the Obsolete Women Question on r/mensrights, one gay MRA called Eryemil, a real out-of-the-box thinker, suggests that it won’t take anything as fancy as a sexbots or artificial wombs to make women unnecessary. All that straight MRAs really need to do is to start having sex, not with women, but with each other. 

There’s just one little roadblock: straight men generally don’t want to have sex with each other. But maybe science will find an answer!

All we have to do to completely take away women’s social power over men is to discover a means to allow men the choice to become bisexual.

Like, I guess, a Gay Pill, or some sort of Gayifying Machine?

At the moment women couldn’t hope to compete with men in terms of sexual desire and common interests; the only thing that gives them so much power is that straight men have no other choice.

Actually, there are lots of men who think of themselves as straight who have sex with men. But never mind.

The most beautiful thing about this is that I don’t think this would work in reverse (making women bisexual, if they aren’t already) because of women’s evolutionary derived meta values i.e. hypergamy.

So a Gayifying Machine won’t work on women because they love sweet, sweet man cash too much — and their fellow women don’t have enough bucks to make them worthwhile hosts to latch onto? Well, at least this is an acknowledgement that men tend to make a lot more money than women.

Even if only a minority decides to go through with it, it will leave heterosexual males with an elevated sexual market value by virtue of their relative scarcity. You’d have a society of hetero men with harems of women eager to please him (and probably making all the babies) and a bunch of bros hanging out with their buddies playing video games and sucking each other off.

Damn. If scientists can pull this off — er, maybe that’s not the ideal phrase to use in this context — it sounds like women are DOOOMED.

104 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
6 years ago

@ Blerkathon;

UrbanDictionary is a fratboy interpretation of culture

Button
Button
6 years ago

I wish I could share my real name’s novelist description. It is exceptional.

My nym’s description, however, is that I have a bust like a soft waterfall, and he ached to mansplain to me. Which sounds… exceptionally saggy, I’m not going to lie.

Blerkathon
Blerkathon
6 years ago

@Weird Eddie

So it seems… a shame. The concept was good from the start.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
6 years ago

@Jules

Why is it everytime they talk about bi women though they assume in a way it’s a phase.

Because of course they do. Bi people don’t exist, silly! /s

Unless they’re sufficiently hot women doing it with each other so a guy can either jerk his gherkin to it or have a threesome. That certainly seems to exist.

*is feeling snarky*

Laugher at Bigots
Laugher at Bigots
6 years ago

If I were such a male novelist, I would write, “She had a bust like a juicy bedsheet and I expected to ravish her.” Not a particularly nice sentence, but who can pass up a juicy bedsheet?

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
6 years ago

It boggles the mind with mras/mgtow or whatever. I swear they get all their info on sexual orientations from cheap pornos and 20s to 50s era refeer madness type moral panic propaganda shockers. I’d suggest to them they do research but I know they’d go for avfm or reddit for info as they’re getting rejected by disgusted men and not just disgusted women

JoeB
JoeB
6 years ago

I described the level of tried I was often on the sub as “Think of the most attractive (person) you can think of, laid out naked on a bed…. The bed is the most appealing thing in that image.”

Tovius
Tovius
6 years ago

I god: “she had a butt like a wrinkled princess and he thisted to ignore her”

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
6 years ago

@tuputamulder, we laugh at funny nonsense here, and the MRA community is a never-ending comedy-horror show.

If you’re looking for well-cited arguments and positions to reinforce why this mockery is warranted, we would be happy to provide!

CNS
CNS
6 years ago

Just out of curiosity, do you people think sexuality is something you are born with or environmental?

Seconding Dvärghundspossen’s post.

If by something you are born with, you mean your genetics, the question is deeply flawed.

behavioral genetics says genes interact with our environment to produce behavior (which interacts with our environment which interacts with our genes).

If this is something you are genuinely curious about, I would throw that false dichotomy straight out the window and start over.

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

@WWTH: “She had boobs like a expensive tulip, and I hankered

My name is actually too short for this, BOOOOOOOO.

On topic: It never fails to amuse me how queer people never fucking exist outside porn, even for the gay MRAs. Like, seriously?

“We’ll just fuck each other! That’ll show those feeeemales!”

Women who aren’t attracted to men, or who are but are also attracted to other genders:
comment image

feministguy
feministguy
6 years ago

MRA’s are the biggest disgrace to men ever

They dont represent mens rights, they represent an evil agenda

The Student
The Student
6 years ago

@feministguy,
Your latest comment seems a little… random.

Would you care to respond to the concerns and comments your previous comment elicited?

feministguy
feministguy
6 years ago

which comment in particular?

The Student
The Student
6 years ago

@feministguy:

This one:

@Feministguy, I’m begging you, change your ‘nym post-haste.

Either that or engage with the multitude of posts in thread multitude of threads in which people have shown that your mindset and arguments are not, in any way or by any stretch of the imagination, feminist.

Or this one:

Also, I’ll bite at Feministguy’s question.

I think sexual orientation depends both on genes and the environment. Why? Well, pretty much everything does. This does not mean that you can prevent people from becoming gay by having laws and a moral system that forbids it, that much is very obvious. And it doesn’t mean that you could change someone’s orientation through therapy either. Like, we know that height depends on both genes and environment, but that doesn’t imply that you, to any extent at all, choose how tall you want to be, or can affect your height through therapy.

The whole thing is probably super complicated… We know of cultures, like ancient Greece, where men having sex with other men was the norm, and we have no sources telling us that most men doing this disliked it or had to force themselves to do it because they were actually straight. So it doesn’t seem like a majority of humans are genetically hardwired into being straight and straight only. But we also know that you can’t make gay and bi people disappear by forbidding sex with the same gender.

Besides that I’d say we really don’t know much at all… But it’s a fair guess that genes and environment both play some kind of part in it.

Or this one:

“Feminist” guy said

Just out of curiosity, do you people think sexuality is something you are born with or environmental?

Just out of curiosity, why do you think it matters?

feministguy
feministguy
6 years ago

I was just curious and wanted to know what determines a persons sexuality

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
6 years ago

Nobody actually 100 percent knows, feministguy. Environment is an argument but in some cases that makes no sense (like mine if any thing I would be straight-sorry for tmis). Genes could be but so far there is no conclusive evidence.
These are to the best of my limited knowledge.
The only thing I gather is all aready natural. Animals exhibit bisexuality, heterosexuality and homosexuality (asexuality too) no issue so why are we as a species still so weird about it?
To the rest sorry I tried but I’m not really eloquent online

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
6 years ago

@ Fluffy Spider

Hits all the bases. People are complex, no one really knows.

Though I do think genetics is more influential. Sister and I are about as different physically (and mentally) as is possible for two kids from the same parents.
I’m hetero, always have been. My sister is not, and she always has been quite happily lesbian. Same environment produced us both.

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
6 years ago

@Shadowplay
Thanks 🙂
I got a bit frustrated with feministguy but managed to keep my cool giving him my response. You seem to be better though at replying to him or her or them (it’s the internet you never know)
That’s interesting like with me and my sister. I’m very much bisexual she’s very much heterosexual. Not the only way we’re different (she’s super tall I’m decidedly short) but an interesting way.

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
6 years ago

You are a kind person. Shows in your replies. 🙂

Yeah – family stuff is odd. My sis is a bit taller than me (she’s 6 2, I’m just over 6 foot). She’s a pretty, ultra fair skinned blonde, I’m the skinny dark one you wouldn’t glance twice at in a souk. There isn’t a single art she can’t do to a high standard while I can barely paint walls, but she’ll take four hours and two trips to hospital to change a fuse – meanwhile I’ve put a new gearbox in the car. She’s outgoing and cheery, I’m decidedly cautious around people. She’s terrified of heights, I fly hangliders for fun, yet the first time she did a parachute jump she went up three more times and landed perfectly each time – I usually hit hard enough to bounce despite it being part of my job!

We had so little in common as kids that we always got on brilliantly together. About the only thing we share is that the other has very good taste in siblings. 😛

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
6 years ago

Lol my and mine having some similar opposites.
She’s tall, naturally dark haired (dyed blue now it’s so pretty) thin and tan
I’m short, blonde, fat and pale (the sun is my enemy)
She is more outgoing I’m shy
She is better with dogs while cats gravitate towards me (I love dogs too)
She loves heights I decided do not and belong firmly on the ground
I love spiders she hates them
We get along good recently

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I was just curious and wanted to know what determines a persons sexuality

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21700000/True-Blood-gif-true-blood-21716726-500-222.gif

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

@feministguy
http://media1.giphy.com/media/NshsZXMuzcahG/giphy.gif

Edit: can anyone see the gif? It’s some dude from Community saying “Everyone wants you to shut up”

EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

I can see the gif.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
6 years ago

There must have been cases – can anyone think of a study of identical twins whose orientation differed?