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You wear makeup because you are a spineless, mindless c**t: Cosmetics Tips from the MGTOW subreddit

Evil whore tricking man into thinking she’s not a hideous unlovable beast

By David Futrelle

Some straight guys like women who wear makeup. Others prefer the natural look. Still others think women are spineless, mindless consumerist c*nts trying to hide their ugly insides by painting their outsides.

Yes, I’ve been reading the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit again, where I ran across this totally normal and healthy and not-at-all-scary response to the fact that lots of women wear makeup.

Here’s the text in case that’s a bit hard to read:

Avyctes 50 points  

You wear make-up because you are a spineless, mindless corporate suck ass who does as the feminine imperative directs you to.

You wear make-up because you have numerous genetic flaws your ego investment wishes to conveniently pretend just weren’t there.

You wear make-up because you know [no] matter how you paint the outside, inside you are and always will be a vapid c*nt with no insight into your own hypergamy and other less than desirable qualities.

You wear make-up because you try to compete with other c*nts however collectively, all of you shit sacks know you are no competition for the Wall.

The Wall always wins, as does corporate America, who got you to spend your money investing in mere vanity, while spending YOUR ENTIRE USELESS LIVES lacking anything remotely resembling substance.

The Wall is waiting you all of you c*nts. Please, feel free to bring your make-up.

You know, buddy, I’m not sure you’ve really “gone your own way” if the thought of women wearing lipstick sends you into a frothing rage.

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Gaebolga
Gaebolga
6 years ago

@NicolaLuna

Yeah, if you want to see exactly how feminist “Feminist”guy really is, check out page 3 of the comments on the Does giving a woman an orgasm make you a cuck, men who never have sex wonder post. He got into a discussion with Scild about how he’s “too ugly to fuck” and proceeded to mansplain how women don’t know what they really feel about men.

The nadir of that particular flameout was the following, posted in response to Scild pointing out that a number of women posting in that thread had said that they had been attracted to – and in relationships with – physically unattractive men and asking him to “confront that” fact:

Feministguy wrote:

Its garbage

No one in the right mind says “I think my bf/gf is unattractive”. Its just a falacy to prove your point. We are all more superficial than we want to admit. You women have difficulty coming to terms with it because awful men have VILIFIED you for making choices based on preferences to do with appearance, so deep down you ladies are scared to accept that you would rule out some men out because of their appearance

[Emphasis mine]

Feminist he ain’t.

…and as you can imagine, Scild proceeded to fillet his “argument” quite eloquently.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
6 years ago

We all know who the real make up queen iscomment image

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
6 years ago

@Fruitloopsie
Life Goals: To faceplant as elegantly as her.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

I would argue that a blanket claim that not paying for copies of information is “being cheap” is classist, as it embeds the assumption that everyone can afford to. (And, further, embeds the assumption that every failure to pay takes money from “poor starving artists”! In practice, in most cases, it takes money from giant media conglomerates that already have more money than God and use a lot of their surplus to buy such things as a) your government, b) smaller independent media outlets thus narrowing the range of perspectives that get much airtime, and of course c) out and out propaganda ala Sinclair’s recent controversial actions. Perhaps the rule should be “pay if the top person at the producing end makes less than you do, and it hasn’t made a profit yet, or else if you feel it deserves a donation”?)

A blanket suggestion that one should always pay also has the problem of conflating multiple issues, because the torrent version and the paid-for version are commonly not 100% interchangeable. The paid-for version is typically format-limited, often region-locked, and may not have subtitles or a translation in your own language, or etc.; whereas, the torrent versions may include (or be augmentable with, via e.g. .srt files or alternate audio tracks) more language versions than officially released, and is likely a generic digital file with no DRM that will work on any sufficiently powerful machine to which e.g. VLC has been ported (in the case of software, any sufficiently powerful machine to which the software itself has been ported).

For example, let’s say person A collects all of the MCU films (thus far) legally, and B torrents them. Person B ends up with a few dozen gigabytes of data in a folder on a hard drive. B can easily back this up onto an external drive, or a keyring of thumbdrives even, and the latter can be carried around in a coat pocket and played back on a phone or netbook while on the go. B might also have a whole passel of translations and dubbed audio versions available, including RiffTrax/MST3Kings as well as language localizations. B’s files will work if B takes the portable drives on a trip to Upper Kumzala, Nowherestan or Webebeng, Utopikanda and goes to view with on locally borrowed hardware, such as a smart TV. By keeping backups, and any time a disk fails making a fresh copy from the surviving copy, B’s copies of the films can be preserved indefinitely, and the films can be preserved indefinitely (as long as we don’t fall planet-wide into a new Dark Age, at least, and if we do we have much much bigger problems).

A’s collection, meanwhile, consists of 18 (and counting) boxes any three of which are the same size as a single 8TB 3.5″ external hard disk drive, each of which contains a scratch-vulnerable BluRay disk or two or three. There’s no (legal, reliable) way to make backup copies, so if one of those gets scratched, A has to pay for that one again or do without, and if the film has gone out of print some day in the far future, it’s simply gone for good. If A goes to Utopikanda the disks won’t play in a BluRay player there, and if A brings his own BluRay player, we can add a briefcase-sized, several-hundred-dollar chunk of electronics to the 18 boxes in his luggage for the trip. Which he must then trust to the Utopikandan power grid, such as it is, not to mention it won’t work there at all without an adapter, another three-pound brick-sized gizmo that costs another twenty bucks. If the disks or player or adapter get broken or stolen, A has no recourse (B is just out the thumbdrive keychain backup copy of his collection back home, and can get blank replacements for $30 and copy the movies back onto these in hours at no additional charge.) If one of the films lacks a localization A wants, A is SOL. And eventually, none of A’s copies will survive, so if copies in either a stone-tablet-durable or else an exactly endlessly recopyable (and not copy-protected) format don’t exist (like B’s copies!), the films themselves will eventually be lost forever (as some films from early Hollywood, and some early Dr. Who episodes and other stuff, already have been). And of course lots of devices with the theoretical ability to play the films (and which could play B’s copies) will simply refuse to play A’s copy-protected disks for various reasons.

It is possible to compromise a bit between B’s and A’s positions. Person C could build up a collection like B’s, but also, say, watch each film in the cinema when it first comes out, and Marvel and the other involved parties will then get some of C’s money via the ticket sales.

Of course, one other thing should be noted: a lot of the times, the prices on things like these are pure unadulterated greed. For example, typically, a version of Windows that’s fairly new retails for a few hundred and a version of AutoCAD that’s fairly new for a few thousand. AutoCAD is probably the less complex and labor-intensive of the two products to develop. And the marginal cost of reproducing a single additional copy of either is measured in pennies. In the long run I think we need to come up with a better system to pay for the development of information objects than “force everyone to treat them as scarce items like cars and TVs, while charging whatever someone thinks the market will bear”. Perhaps for basic stuff (operating systems, anything where a gold standard has emerged as with Photoshop and MSOffice) nationalization makes sense (as there’s a natural monopoly in the latter cases, and OS monopolies are so easily abused), while for low-overhead stuff a mix of open source and Kickstarter-style funding models ought to suffice. That leaves higher-overhead stuff without a natural monopoly, like bigger game projects and blockbuster movies — most of them entertainment. Perhaps a copyright-like system but with a much shorter term, say two years? As a rule those types of products have made back their investment by then if they ever will, so every dollar of copyright-derived economic rents on a copyright over two years old is pure profit anyway. No less a pinko Marx-loving commie bastard than Adam Smith(!) espoused taxing away all economic rents, so certainly lowering the copyright term to two years can’t be too leftist right?

Nationalizing the natural-monopoly cases does however open its own cans of worms. At least two. First, which nation? If they all get to have their own forked version they’ll end up incompatible, and you’ve got a new version of gratuitous region-locking. And everyone will likely standardize on someone’s version anyway to avoid that pitfall, probably the United States’s, so “every nation gets its own” in practice will probably mean “the US controls the world’s software”. Enter the other can of worms: NSA back doors, spyware, surveillance, censorship, etc. … Photoshop already contains censorship of a sort, as it is programmed to refuse to work with images that contain enough of the patterns printed on certain currencies. And it’s privately controlled by privately-owned Adobe Inc., who could not implement such a feature and if the Secret Service complained that Photoshop could theoretically be used by counterfeiters could respond by citing Amendment I to the Constitution and appending “, so you can go fuck yourselves”. If this sort of thing happens already just from a three-letter agency leaning on a too-big-to-fail private company that (as establisged in Citizens United) has the same free-speech rights as a citizen, it’s sure to be a lot worse if the government controls the source code for widely used and standardized-on software directly!

My answer to this is that they would have to be open sourced, and the government role would be to have a Department of Software Improvement (or similarly) whose job it was to use its budget to hire smart programmers to submit patches to fix bugs and implement popular-in-the-polls new feature proposals. With many private, volunteer and corporate eyes on the code and the submitted patches (especially, the government-written ones) to catch any attempt to sneak anything nefarious into the software (NSA back doors, censorship of information the government considers inconvenient for citizens to play around with, etc.) … and the multinational problem’s solution is likewise simple then, which is, there’s one git repository to rule them all, but every country can choose to contribute via its own version of a Department of Software Improvement to widely used software (and then, every country’s spooks will be watching like hawks for every other country’s DSIs to be trying to sneak in surveillance backdoors and kill-switches and such, ensuring that no-one can without being quickly caught and the nefarious code excised again, with a fun bonus international incident to deal with in the diplomatic arena as the only lasting reward for their efforts).

The above could even be pilot-tested, with an initial few countries instituting DSIs that contribute to Linux, Apache, Mozilla, and some other widely used things that are already open source, and often whose security against backdoors and surveillance is already a matter of national security for every country due to the sheer magnitude of the economic fallout of a sufficiently serious and damaging incident with these products. Using eminent domain to force Windows, MacOS, and an assortment of widely standardized-upon proprietary software into open-sourcedom could come later.

Saint-Somnia
Saint-Somnia
6 years ago

@Surplus Fair point, I can concede that.

misophistry
misophistry
6 years ago

FeministGuy has been getting funny looks since his very first post. The very name itself makes me suspicious. I feel like there is more too that one than he lets on.

Feminist guy please address our suspicions and tell us about yourself. I’d love to know why you chose that name and where you are coming from.

So far I’ve got that you are Iranian and are somehow involved with incel’s in some capacity.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@Toebean:

Loooong time lurker, first time commenter. I never had the nerve to actually participate, because English isn’t my native language and I’m always afraid of sounding like a pre-schooler trying to talk about serious issues.
Nevertheless, I just wanted to jump in for a moment and tell you how much I admire everything going on here. I became aware of MRA topics around gamergate time and the sheer hatred, the violent fantasies, absolutely shocked me. It still does. It makes me afraid to a degree that’s unhealthy (I tried to watching „The Handmaid’s Tale“ last year and after four episodes spend the rest of the evening bawling my eyes out, because I knew for a fact that there were people out there who would gladly make all of this happen).

The brighter side for me is this comment section. It’s like applying a soothing lotion, after you read the madness above. It puts things in perspective again and I leave this website thinking, that those idiots must be a minority. And they’ll hopefully remain a minority. So, thank you for that.

And just to add a few word on topic… you can not win. No matter what you do, you can not win. If you wear makeup you’re a deceiving sl*t and if you don’t you’re the ugly bi**h that let’s herself go. I guess, the few women who tend to wake up looking like they stumbled out of a fresh-faced cosmetics ad, would be acceptable for MRAs.

I absolutely love make up. I get all google eyed when I see something that glitters and things neatly arranged in all kinds of shades. And since I found a long lasting lipstick, that makes it through two meals and some kisses from Mr. Toebean, I am completely obsessed with all kinds of dramatic lipstick colors.

I’m not sure how I missed your comment earlier. But your English is actually better than most native speakers’ English. I can only spot two mistakes likely related to being a nonnative speaker: “I tried to watching” — in English that glue-word “to” disappears when changing verb sense from “tried to watch” — and “let’s herself go”, “lets x happen” is the singular present tense of the verb to let, while “let’s go to the movies” is a contraction for “let us go to the movies”. (There’s also an odd swap of opening and closing quotation marks, and a typo or two, but the only one of those that might also be a language issue is the quotation marks, and it’s as much a technical issue, some wacky interaction between your keyboard localization and WordPress’s smart-quotes conversion most likely. That is, the technology failed you there.)

Meanwhile, you’ve got complex sentence and paragraph structures, dependent clauses, nearly every verb conjugation and inflection, etc. correct in what looks like undergraduate-university grade-level writing (though I didn’t run it through a computerized grade-level analyzer to be sure).

Long story short: you don’t need to worry about your English being accepted here. It’s at and possibly even above the typical quality level.

One more thing, though: “… after you read the madness above”. You might want to take a quick gander at the ableism bit of the comment policy. It’s a common first-timer mistake though and even regulars slip up occasionally in that area.

misophistry
misophistry
6 years ago

Yeah that’s some good englishing there toebean. You could do a lot worse and still be better at it than most of the English.

Oh and englishing isn’t really a word. I just made it up.

misophistry
misophistry
6 years ago

@FeministGuy actually forget it. I read the Does giving a woman an orgasm make you a cuck, men who never have sex wonder thread and you share plenty there. I don’t want to re-hash old arguments already made, but I will say that I have been attracted to the strangest looking people in my time.

I agree with you that incels shouldn’t date, but not because of their appearance, rather their attitude.

I hope that you do manage to help incels become less bitter and find a hobby, that can’t be a bad thing.

Zaunfink
Zaunfink
6 years ago

@toebean

That lipstick you talk about…. Would you mind sharing the brand? I’m still looking for one that actually lasts. And yeah. I get the whole “it glitters! I need it! NOW!” as well…. XD

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
6 years ago

I done a bit of lurkin’ and I’m getting a feeling Feministguy is Mick Dash/Euroguy.

They give off that vibe, yano.

kupo
kupo
6 years ago

@Toebean
Just wanted to pop in and say you have the best username/avatar combo. >^..^<

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
6 years ago
NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
6 years ago

…and as you can imagine, Scild proceeded to fillet his “argument” quite eloquently.

Ooohhh, brb, off to see this. I have missed the magnificent takedowns Scild is so good at ❤❤

@NicolaLuna, welcome back <3 I like your new avi! I mean, that's not a surprise, but still. Feministguy is not a feminist guy, and has been here… two weeks? Three? He basically refuses to acknowledge any criticism, just like a troll, and you're well right to do up a bit of a side-eye at him 'cause he let his incel flag flay a few threads back. Still refuses to acknowledge the fact.

Thanks ^_^ my Avi matches my hair. The guy I’ve been dating has nicknamed me dash (as in rainbow dash) and I’ve nicknamed him sharky.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
6 years ago

When MGTOWs talk about make up, it’s fascinating to me, because elements are so close to feminist theory, but they always manage to zigzag back to misogyny.

I have had a problematic relationship with make up over my post-pubescent life, and one day I’ll write a book about it. But the tl;dr of it is that women cannot win, every decision we make about make up will be wrong, so we may as well do what we like (whether that’s no make up, full make up, only high days & holidays, or full costume zombie make up) and hang the consequences. We’ll be judged anyway; be judged for having fun & being authentic, rather than an endless compromise.

Rant over. For now.

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
6 years ago

I’m reminded of the way that conspiracy theorists are secretly comforted by their conspiracies, because it is more comforting to think that even an evil force is in charge than the truth, that it’s all chaos and no one is in charge.

By the same token, it’s comforting to think that women are wearing makeup as an evil conspiracy to control men than to face the truth, that women are just going about their lives and don’t care very much what you think of them.

Feministguy
Feministguy
6 years ago

@misophistry

I promised not to talk about myself so I wont. But I am a straight male who is attempting to kill off his desire for intimacy/sex. Ive stopped watching porn 2 years ago, deleted dating sites, promised and vowed to myself I would never ask a girl out ever again. Gave up on dating. Now to beat the desire for a womans intimacy/affection- Im confident I can do it.

Thats all Ill say about me. Any more re-hash of the arguments I had a week ago or so does no one any good, not me and not this forum. I have a huge battle on my hands, a mental one!

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
6 years ago

While I can certainly concede the fact that Corporate America (and corporate everywhere, really, America isn’t the whole world, right?) are totally out to get us all, that’s not really pertinent to wether women (or people in general) should wear makeup.

It’s obviously best decided by non-makeup-wearing men who are very focused on explaining at great length and ad nauseam how much they don’t care about women, and why we should all spend inordinate amounts of our precious lives listening to their opinions on this.

As a straight white male, I’m certainly glad I dodged being subjected to other people’s lived experiences, and that I can rest comfortably in my willful ignorance, and even leave it to these luminaries to fight the good fight against feminism and its cultural-marxist-soy-boy-enablers, so I don’t actually have to reflect on my own part in my relations to other people.

Also, facepalm-to-head-desk-level: Over 9000!

kupo
kupo
6 years ago

Feministguy: “I promised not to talk about myself so I wont. [sic]”
Also Feministguy: Talks about himself.

As is his wont.

M K
M K
6 years ago

Me: *came down here to ask what “the Wall” is*
Me: *sees the Feministguy kerfuffle*
Me: what

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh do I wish I knew what what thread it was where MRAL kvetched about his lazy eye. I should try and find it. I’ll probably fail. But I have to try.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Some classic MRAL
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2011/05/03/lara-logan-redux-more-victim-blaming-rape-denial-and-rape-apologetics-from-in-mala-fide/comment-page-1/#comment-15918

At the same time, I can understand his blind anger and pain that leads him to make such unfounded declarations. We live in a world in which any man below the alpha level is spit upon by entitled women who consider us to be second-class citizens, little more than indentured servants that provide them with money and status- and I don’t say that lightly. Fix our broken sexual system, and you will not have men lashing out at women like this- which, while wrong, is a natural and understandable response to such treatment.

Again, not to excuse what he wrote. But this is a textbook example of how the MRA philosophy can benefit women too.

You want to know what I hate most about worthless omega fat chicks? Why they get no sympathy from me? It’s because it’s so easy for them, for women, and they’ve still managed to somehow fail the simplest of tests- not fucking eating yourself to death. My face is fucked up from birth because I have a deformed eye. I had no choice, I am ugly and an omega no matter what, even if otherwise I looked like Taylor Lautner. But I still keep myself in relatively good shape, because I simply like to be healthy, and I don’t even have the incentive of getting laid like everyone else, because it’s not going to happen anyway. Thus, I have NO compassion for weak, disgusting, pathetic, worthless, fucking fat FUCKS who have been given every natural opportunity in the world, who could be normal and hot, who COULD be betas or alphas, but who are too fucking weak to stop stuffing their fucking fat fucking mouth with goddamn fucking cake and fat calories. FUCK them. Yes, I hate fat women. I hate them. Is that politically incorrect? Well fuck you too.

I mean.

Toebean
Toebean
6 years ago

Thanks so much for the lovely welcome!

One more thing, though: “… after you read the madness above”. You might want to take a quick gander at the ableism bit of the comment policy. It’s a common first-timer mistake though and even regulars slip up occasionally in that area.

Argh, I have read the comment policy section many times actually. In German I have a firm understanding of which terms fall into that category, but in English I have problems knowing which terms also apply to actual medical conditions. It’s a learning process. I’m really sorry.

The first mistake was actually just me unconsciously undecided what to write. I should have spotted that. “I tried to watch” and “I tried watching” got mixed up 😀 But thanks so much for your input. Feels good to know my English is decent.

@Zaunfink
The lipstick brand is L’Oreals Infallible Pro Last lip color. I tried so many (drugstore) brands and either they were patchy after a while or they didn’t last or they just felt horribly dry on my lips. But this one feels really nice throughout the day and has lovely colours. I’m sure there are some great high end brand lipsticks, too, but for double or triple the price.

Just wanted to pop in and say you have the best username/avatar combo. >^..^<

Thank you 😀 I’m a cat person all the way.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
6 years ago

@Weatherwax

“The only way to win is not to play.”

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

wwth:

When manospherians cry that all women need to do to have men falling over them is to “not be fat” it makes me more and more convinced they’ve never really spoken to a woman as a person.

Or they just don’t grasp that few other men are as one track minded and two dimensional as they are. Oh wait, they do, but they dismiss such men as “beta cucks.”