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Women are lambs who become mutton after a single penis eats their virginity peanut, MGTOW explains

Trust me, you don’t want to see the other pictures I found by searching for “sheep nuts”

By David Futrelle

Here’s a little lesson in vaginanonmics from a Man Going His Own Way who might, I suspect, be a little bit hungry.

Men are appreciating assets. Women are depreciating assets. Women must acknowledge this fact. (self.MGTOW) submitted 1 year ago by FuckTOW So there's this old story about a girl posting on a forum to find a rich guy and she gets a reply from a banker explaining anyone with 500k annual income would not marry her because she is a depreciating asset. This line is key. The sooner women realise that they are less valuable than men the better. Men are the builders of society. We will continue to make money for a long time to come. We don't just pop out kids and then expect to be catered for till we die. Women lose their looks quickly (their ONLY bargaining chip) and the ability to reproduce. Women are like monkey nuts. Once you extract the peanut from the shell, who the hell wants the shell? You discard it and it disintegrates into nothingness. Biodegradable. Just like women. Once one man eats the nut inside. there's nothing left for anyone else. Men withstand the test of time. Our looks may (eventually) fade but we're still able to procreate till a ripe old age, and the money keeps on flowing in. So many women are just husks - mutton dressed as lamb. As far as I'm concerned, after that first cock - a women is nothing but a husk. And what do you do with the husk? Chuck it

Other MGTOWs agree: Once some guy eats a woman’s virginity peanut with his penis, she is no longer a tasty snack for any other man.

[deleted] 16 points 1 year ago* Very true. As far as I'm concerned, any woman who's already experienced one cock is just as used as a full-blown slut. A lot of guys will hamster "Well, she's only had sex with 2 or 3 guys, which is a lot less than most girls these days!" When girls bring nothing to the table but their sexuality and their sexuality has already been enjoyed by another man, what do they have left to offer? permalinkembedsave [–]FuckTOW[S] 0 points 1 year ago Yeah those guys that hamster are nothing but CUCKS. CUCKS who are happy being cuckolded. Happy in their position as lesser men. One cocks all it takes. We live in the age of science, and even science agrees the strongest bond is with the first cock. If that cock was a one night stand / initiation into adulthood due to peer pressure / any excuse to take a cock before the right time means you've fucked yourself for life. Then the next cock is just another cock, is another cock, is another cock. It has no value therefore, for me, that pussy isn't worth jack shit

In addition to being peanuts who are also somehow sheep, women are of course parasites. Parasitic peanut sheep.

FuckTOW[S] 13 points 1 year ago Women are worth a negative value as they literally are parasites. Emotionally mentally physically and financially they will take everything they can from a man.

Stay safe out there, fellas! It’s a dangerous world, metaphorically speaking.

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misophistry
misophistry
2 years ago

I don’t care, I’ve got a job. Money keeps rolling in.

These guys seem to lack basic humanity and compassion anyway so they are just worthless husks amirite.

They never had a nut inside, they were always just husk.

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
2 years ago

How very tedious of them. Yawn.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Or the nut went rancid.

Didn’t we have this guy before? That “Men withstand the test of time” line seems awfully familiar.

Edit: me being stupid – it’s their stunning lack of originality in anything. Throws me off.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
2 years ago

I want to start a GoFundMe account, have everyone give me money to buy an island (plenty of islands for sale even less than a million and half that much) and send all these Mgtows there. Who’s with me?

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

The if we the “male” as a product, we must calculate the depreciating assets of their net worth. Should we take the average yield to be around 14-65 years of age as the baseline, we have around 51 years worth of a depreciable asset. Should we focus less on their values as an employee and soley on the skillset of production:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3253726/
It shows that men are not stocks and are in actuality a depreciating asset.

Assessment from amateur accounting client: Hire Robots.

Mea
Mea
2 years ago

“Hamster” as a verb?

Whaaa…?

Is that a new one?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I like how Fucktow just acknowledged that he’s really upset at how much happier other men are than him.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Mea,

Welcome, if you’re new. And no, that’s not a new one. Manospherians believe that only they know the truths of how the world works and how stupid they are. They’re the only rational ones. Women and men who don’t hate women AKA manginas/betas/cucks/white knights just have a hamster running on a wheel in place of a brain. Anytime anyone disagrees with them, they are hamstering.

Personally, I think hamsters are much smarter than MGTOWs. They’re definitely cuter.

Mea
Mea
2 years ago

WWTH:
Ah thank you. I’d forgotten about that analogy. I hadn’t realized it had been converted into a verb now.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

This might sound weird and kinda morbid, but every time I see one of these Reddit threads, I always imagine this person at the end of their life with an Everyman-style review of their deeds and watching them try to justify all the time and effort they’ve devoted to being terrible, and all they have to show for it is a headstone destined to be overgrown and forgotten.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
2 years ago

welcome Mea! I like your avi.

misophistry
misophistry
2 years ago

They deserve and seem to want a life of hollow empty loneliness. They have got logic confused with callousness.

Off topic but have you noticed how the Vulcans in original trek are totally illogical about their traditions?

Zaunfink
Zaunfink
2 years ago

Firstly:

Women must acknowledge this”

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

Secondly: where did he get the whole “even science agrees the bond with the first cock is the strongest”-thing from? Where’s the evidence?

Third: is it sexuality or looks we bring to the table? Can they make up what passes as their mind, please?

And last: so what of someone is happy with a woman who has sexual experience? Why does it matter why someone is happy? At least they are happy instead of whining and complaining all the time.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Mea
Welcome to WHTM.

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

“Yes, that’ll be “broken record” for $400, Alex!”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Zaunfink,

I think it’s because MGTOW is a “you can’t fire me, I quit!” thing. They don’t want to admit that no women want anything to do with a petulant misogynist such as themselves. Clearly, the problem is that women these days and/or western women are horrible, not that the miggy toes are terrible. Therefore, if a man is happily partnered with a woman, he must be in the wrong. Because how can anyone be happy with those horrible women?

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

I remember that craiglist ad. Someone penned a rebuttal to the rebuttal in which they described the $500K Wall Street banker as a “inflation-indexed junk bond with an underwater nested call option.”

I love the assumption that babies arrive fully baked, with no further maintenance needed. The mom can just be discarded because she’s a worthless husk now. Are these valuable men who are responsible for everything in the world planning on being the one to raise the kids and keep the house clean?

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

@Buttercup
These are probably the same types who think tgat their time spent with the kids is pure bonding (aka fun) time and they shouldn’t have to clean up the mess left behind because that’s somehow not their job but it’s totally fair if the wife works all day, comes home, and has to clean all that mess up.

Hexum7
Hexum7
2 years ago

So, these guys don’t want a woman who has had sex with another guy, and they chastise women for being too choosy about who they have sex with?

No wonder choosy mothers chose Jiff, or Jeff, or Chad, or anyone but them

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
2 years ago

@Zaunfink

Oh, haven’t you heard? Yeah, “science” to mgtows is defined as “random nonsense based on nothing that I just pulled out of my ass”

It always makes me laugh though, imagining these basement dwelling virgins, typing with their cheeto dust encrusted fingers about how women contribute nothing to society and have no value. Real captains of industry these guys, I’m sure. And I get it of course, this is what happens when you take credit for all the good things men have done without accepting blame for any of the bad, of course they think they don’t have to do anything with their lives because they can just leech their self-worth off better people. But one thing I’ll never understand is the logic behind their obsession with virgins. The more they talk about it, the less it makes sense. If they can only enjoy something when they are the only ones who ever enjoyed it, then it’s no wonder they are such perpetually bitter failures.

Ace
Ace
2 years ago

I’ve had several lovers, and quite frankly, I prefer the ones who know their way around a cock. What a weird concept, preferring women who haven’t a clue what to do in bed. Their sex lives must be dreadfully dull.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

Once you extract the peanut from the shell, who the hell wants the shell

I know it’s not entirely pertinent to the discussion, but peanut shells have quite a few uses. They used to be a common packing material (hence those polystyrene things being called ‘packing peanuts’). They’re a component in agricultural feed, and also used to make biofuels.

A quick Google shows they currently sell for between $15-20 per ton.

So apparently lots of people want them.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
2 years ago

With all the accurate information available online why do these idiots insist on getting their information about women by putting their heads firmly up each other’s ass?

Sylvia Daniella Foxglove
Sylvia Daniella Foxglove
2 years ago

Well, I definitely have evidence that hamsters are much better than these people. Hamsters get everywhere, MGTOWs congregate in tiny groups filling each others heads with marshmallow fluff and rocks….

Zaunfink
Zaunfink
2 years ago

@Dr. Thang

Oh, haven’t you heard? Yeah, “science” to mgtows is defined as “random nonsense based on nothing that I just pulled out of my ass”

Aww, I was kinda hoping that there was a “science”-text somewhere where they elaborate on that. That would be horrible and utterly amusing!

As for the Virgin thing – Afaik the common consensus is that they do believe the crap about purity and worth and tightness/used vaginas(fun fact: I had to explain the whole concept to the fiance like two days ago during a discussion about porn and he’s still skeptical. Even the good ones….), but they also suffer from the whole “if I’m first she won’t know what she’s missing”-problem. And if you get yourself a woman who has no relationship-experience, she probably won’t recognise how terrible you’re treating her for quite a while.
And, of course, a lot of the women who stay virginal by choice (as opposed to those who didn’t stay Virgins by specific choice. Not as in incel, but as in “did not have offers and did not actively want or try to create offers”) are more likely to have more… Traditional values. Like staying at home with the kids, no divorce and so on, I’d guess.

Princess Carolyn
Princess Carolyn
2 years ago

They are basically the equivalent of this:

Small angry child: I’m leaving
Parent: Okay
Small angry child: *throws toys into tiny Elmo suitcase* I’m running away
Parent: All right, we’ll miss you
Small angry child: I’m REALLY GOING
Parent, amused: Bye then
Small angry child, opening door: I am RUNNING AWAY
Parent: Okay
Small Angry child: YOU WILL BE SORRY
Parent:…
Small angry child: *runs back into room, slams door* I HATE YOU

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

OT, but I thought some people might be interested in this essay about John Hughes by Molly Ringwald.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/personal-history/what-about-the-breakfast-club-molly-ringwald-metoo-john-hughes-pretty-in-pink

She talks about revisiting the movies and the issues with misogyny and lack of consent found in them.

I found it interesting anyway.

I actually rewatched Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Pretty in Pink recently myself. Pretty in Pink probably holds up the best today. There isn’t all that much cringeworthy about it. Breakfast Club does have some issues, but it’s still always been my favorite. I’ve always liked how it showed people from disparate backgrounds and social statuses bonding and recognizing the humanity in each other. I never really liked how they paired off the characters in the end though. It feels tacked on. Like it’s required for teen movies to end with a romance. Sixteen Candles is pretty terrible. I just can’t get past the misogyny and racism, the romance is not remotely realistic or relateable and even the humor that’s not centered around racism or misogyny just consists of unfunny gags. I really don’t get why that movie is still so beloved by so many women. But then again, I’m not big into romance plots.

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
2 years ago

@Zaunfink

Jesus, all these myths about vagina tightness, there’s just so much obvious nonsense there. Even as a teenager, I remember thinking “this sounds like bullshit” whenever I heard stuff like that. If what most guys thought about that was true, then my mouth would look like a deflated balloon animal from all the huge sandwiches I’ve eaten. Do they think women who have given birth have forever baby-sized openings down there?
And yeah, I’m sure that’s one of their reasons, that they realize women with experience would know how shit they are in bed. I don’t think that’s true though, even women who have never had sex would probably recognize a bad lay by the fact that they got no pleasure from it, right?
But I also think there’s a creepy possessive element to this, because fuckin of course there is with these guys. The way they believe “science” proves women become eternal slaves to the first man they had sex with or whatever, the way they claim they don’t want a woman who has been “tainted” by any other men, the way they never shut up about how women have no value beyond sex, it’s all about seeing women as property and wanting to own one. They’re like children who will throw a tantrum if any other kids play with their toys, that is exactly how mature they are.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
2 years ago

WWTH:

(Spoilers I guess?)

I was watching Blade Runner (the original) just earlier this evening with a friend who hadn’t seen it before. She paused the film after the scene where Deckard blocks Rachel from leaving, grabs her, shoves her against a window, forcefully kisses her and makes her say what he wants her to – until she asks for him to put his hands on her. We talked about how uncomfortable the scene is, since it’s the old problematic trope of “force a woman to be intimate with you and she’ll like it eventually.” Hell the next time he even sees her after that she says “I love you.”

Ugh. Heebie jeebies after that scene. I hope we’ve come a lot further than 1982 but I wonder how many recent films contain that trope to an extent.

Bina's Little iPad Sock
Bina's Little iPad Sock
2 years ago

The more I see of migtoes, the more I’m convinced they’re really just unadmitted incels. And the more I see of both, the more I’m certain they’re all just in dire need of some food. Mangry = hangry. Guys, just go eat a Snickers already! (And get it yourselves. You’re all old enough to buy your own candy bars, FFS.)

Also, hi to Mea and any other new folks!

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
2 years ago

. I don’t think that’s true though, even women who have never had sex would probably recognize a bad lay by the fact that they got no pleasure from it, right?

Unless she was particularly young and easier to gaslight/emotionally manipulate. The guys who obsess over virginity are the same ones who insist that “prime females” aren’t older than 20.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
2 years ago

I am so confused (and I thought my education reading here had given me a certain amount of MRA-etc literacy).

To hamster; from context it means to be subordinate or pleasing to a woman (not the same thing whatever these nincompoops – used advisedly – say). My only references for things hamsters do are 1) store unfeasibly large amounts of food in their cheeks, and 2) get really aggressive with other hamsters of the same sex (which is generally why you only have one – pause to think of The Highlander – it’s just not fair, and having 2 non-opposite sex results in way too many hamsters quickly).

So 1 doesn’t seem relevant and 2 is the essence of toxic masculinity. I’m bemused. Is it possible they don’t have the first clue about what they’re saying?

Also, and happy to be contradicted with science, but as I understand it, male fertility doesn’t stay (apologies) rock solid until the day you die; sperm count tapers off and the risk of genetic disorders increases. It’s just there’s no easily identifiable “nope” point.

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

If what most guys thought about that was true, then my mouth would look like a deflated balloon animal from all the huge sandwiches I’ve eaten.

Oh. That went in a different direction than I had expected.

Z&T
Z&T
2 years ago

From reading some of the ‘red pill’ crap, I took “hamstering” to mean something like ruminating about things. Or building things up in one’s mind. Which they seem to claim women do, and which they seem to strive to make women do, the keep her guessing type of stuff.

I have actually had men try to pull this shit with me. Also their “dread” garbage. Meant to keep you off guard, I guess. And then the woman “hamsters” which means she tries to guess just exactly what’s going on, and supposedly, to these types, this is a good thing.

People may also say “playing games”. In my case, dealing with these types gave me anxiety.

No, anxiety, worry, and fear are not going to make me want you more.
I do NOT like to feel anxious, engage in drama, or fight, cry over “fake break ups” and all of their shit. And I’ve encountered it all.

(Girl) friends nodding along here. This is why we’re single. Sick of the shit.

And men promote this crap to other men? THIS is why you’re single, guys!

Hamster on that!

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

So I read the first part of the blog title: “women are lambs who become mutton yada yada yada” & thought, yeah, same old, same old. Then I read

after a single penis eats their virginity peanut, MGTOW explains

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Bravo, Mr Futrelle.

@kupo

Ha! Same here XD

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Mish
So that explains it. MGTOW people think their penises are like Xenomorph tongues.

Jaygee
Jaygee
2 years ago

This reads to me like they’re setting impossible standards for a woman to justify not being with women (or more like no women choosing to be with them). Not quite sour grapes, more like “I only eat the finest grapes.”

Ever since reading the analogy on here about male virginity and sharpening pencils (was that PeeVee that first said it?), I keep hoping to see it trolled on their sites when female virginity gets brought up.

Mooncustafer
Mooncustafer
2 years ago

Secondly: where did he get the whole “even science agrees the bond with the first cock is the strongest”-thing from? Where’s the evidence?

I think it’s a paper published a few years back called “The lyrics to The First Cut Is the Deepest.” (I hate that song.)

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

@Oogly– well, there is precedent.

GIS for “Necronom II”. It’s almost certainly NSFW and for some reason I can’t link it without the URL getting borked.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

@Ooglyboggles

No tentacle porn before my breakfast, please!
(also, I keep meaning to ask: how are you, after the issues with your script running out a few weeks back?)

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
I managed for that week, and finally got my prescription fixed. I got the proper dosage and enough pills to last me the month.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

@Oogly

Good. Didn’t want to ask, but were wondering too. 🙂

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ weatherwax

as I understand it, male fertility doesn’t stay (apologies) rock solid until the day you die; sperm count tapers off and the risk of genetic disorders increases.

I was going to post a response about a Roman law reflecting that. But I went to check some references and ended up on a wikiwalk. It’s too late to respond now, but I got reading this on my travails and I thought folks might find it interesting

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1U85gAJxtBpQDiT4Oj2a75tE_h_AofIye/view?usp=drivesdk

Lunetta
Lunetta
2 years ago

That third screenshot, about men being a woman’s second third, etc, lover being cuckolded. THAT’S LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT BEING CUCKOLDED IS! hahaha. Jeebus

tim gueguen
2 years ago

Virginity Peanut would make a good band name.

My cousin had a hamster when we were kids. So my family decided to buy one. We got a big surprise when she gave birth. We ended up keeping one of the babies.

Canadian TV viewers can see a 21st Century Molly Ringwall in Raising Expectations, a sitcom that airs on the Family Channel. Ringwall and Jason Priestley star as Paige and Wayne Wayney, perfectionist parents of 4 overachieving teens and one slacker.

The Laughing Cow (I do mean the cheese)
The Laughing Cow (I do mean the cheese)
2 years ago

So, does that guy think men are not biodegradable? Until we start downloading into android bodies all humans are at least mostly biodegradable.

Does this also mean he thinks woman with replaced joints or prosthetic limbs are less disposable? Either he is more progressive than expected, or he did not think through his weird analogy.

Fabe
Fabe
2 years ago

I was watching Blade Runner (the original) just earlier this evening with a friend who hadn’t seen it before. She paused the film after the scene where Deckard blocks Rachel from leaving, grabs her, shoves her against a window, forcefully kisses her and makes her say what he wants her to – until she asks for him to put his hands on her. We talked about how uncomfortable the scene is, since it’s the old problematic trope of “force a woman to be intimate with you and she’ll like it eventually.” Hell the next time he even sees her after that she says “I love you.”

Ugh. Heebie jeebies after that scene. I hope we’ve come a lot further than 1982 but I wonder how many recent films contain that trope to an extent.

Looks like ‘Blade Runner’ isn’t the only Harrison Ford movie where a character he plays acts predatory towards women.

Crazy dog lady
Crazy dog lady
2 years ago

So much sh*t in this post but im just going to say men aren’t biodegradable what happens when they die

Dvärghundspossen
Dvärghundspossen
2 years ago

Isn’t it also degrading towards men, that crap they write? After the first penis, all the other penises are just penises to women, and they won’t care…
Like, I’ve had lots of one-night-stands and a few boyfriends and a girlfriend before meeting Mr Right, to whom I’m now happily married since 17 years. And I guess his penis is a pretty regular penis? I’ve seen lots of them, after all, I can tell. But here’s the thing: There are so many more reasons to love someone and marry them than “they have a penis which is somehow different and remarkable compared to other penises”!
We have so much in common, we refer to each others as soul mates (I know some people find this unbearably cheezy, but I don’t care 😉 ). It’s just so sad that they think the only reason a woman would love a man is if she’s never seen a penis before, and so is under the impression that this particular body part is somehow rare and special.

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