By David Futrelle
Here’s a little lesson in vaginanonmics from a Man Going His Own Way who might, I suspect, be a little bit hungry.
Other MGTOWs agree: Once some guy eats a woman’s virginity peanut with his penis, she is no longer a tasty snack for any other man.
In addition to being peanuts who are also somehow sheep, women are of course parasites. Parasitic peanut sheep.
Stay safe out there, fellas! It’s a dangerous world, metaphorically speaking.
I don’t care, I’ve got a job. Money keeps rolling in.
These guys seem to lack basic humanity and compassion anyway so they are just worthless husks amirite.
They never had a nut inside, they were always just husk.
How very tedious of them. Yawn.
Or the nut went rancid.
Didn’t we have this guy before? That “Men withstand the test of time” line seems awfully familiar.
Edit: me being stupid – it’s their stunning lack of originality in anything. Throws me off.
I want to start a GoFundMe account, have everyone give me money to buy an island (plenty of islands for sale even less than a million and half that much) and send all these Mgtows there. Who’s with me?
The if we the “male” as a product, we must calculate the depreciating assets of their net worth. Should we take the average yield to be around 14-65 years of age as the baseline, we have around 51 years worth of a depreciable asset. Should we focus less on their values as an employee and soley on the skillset of production:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3253726/
It shows that men are not stocks and are in actuality a depreciating asset.
Assessment from amateur accounting client: Hire Robots.
“Hamster” as a verb?
Whaaa…?
Is that a new one?
I like how Fucktow just acknowledged that he’s really upset at how much happier other men are than him.
Mea,
Welcome, if you’re new. And no, that’s not a new one. Manospherians believe that only they know the truths of how the world works and how stupid they are. They’re the only rational ones. Women and men who don’t hate women AKA manginas/betas/cucks/white knights just have a hamster running on a wheel in place of a brain. Anytime anyone disagrees with them, they are hamstering.
Personally, I think hamsters are much smarter than MGTOWs. They’re definitely cuter.
WWTH:
Ah thank you. I’d forgotten about that analogy. I hadn’t realized it had been converted into a verb now.
Mmm, nuts.
http://www.thisweekhawaii.com/site_media/media/cache/47/5b/475b2dd55d2a1b70c8dc47f26c99d80e.jpg
This might sound weird and kinda morbid, but every time I see one of these Reddit threads, I always imagine this person at the end of their life with an Everyman-style review of their deeds and watching them try to justify all the time and effort they’ve devoted to being terrible, and all they have to show for it is a headstone destined to be overgrown and forgotten.
welcome Mea! I like your avi.
They deserve and seem to want a life of hollow empty loneliness. They have got logic confused with callousness.
Off topic but have you noticed how the Vulcans in original trek are totally illogical about their traditions?
Firstly:
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!
Secondly: where did he get the whole “even science agrees the bond with the first cock is the strongest”-thing from? Where’s the evidence?
Third: is it sexuality or looks we bring to the table? Can they make up what passes as their mind, please?
And last: so what of someone is happy with a woman who has sexual experience? Why does it matter why someone is happy? At least they are happy instead of whining and complaining all the time.
@Mea
Welcome to WHTM.
“Yes, that’ll be “broken record” for $400, Alex!”
Zaunfink,
I think it’s because MGTOW is a “you can’t fire me, I quit!” thing. They don’t want to admit that no women want anything to do with a petulant misogynist such as themselves. Clearly, the problem is that women these days and/or western women are horrible, not that the miggy toes are terrible. Therefore, if a man is happily partnered with a woman, he must be in the wrong. Because how can anyone be happy with those horrible women?
I remember that craiglist ad. Someone penned a rebuttal to the rebuttal in which they described the $500K Wall Street banker as a “inflation-indexed junk bond with an underwater nested call option.”
I love the assumption that babies arrive fully baked, with no further maintenance needed. The mom can just be discarded because she’s a worthless husk now. Are these valuable men who are responsible for everything in the world planning on being the one to raise the kids and keep the house clean?
@Buttercup
These are probably the same types who think tgat their time spent with the kids is pure bonding (aka fun) time and they shouldn’t have to clean up the mess left behind because that’s somehow not their job but it’s totally fair if the wife works all day, comes home, and has to clean all that mess up.
So, these guys don’t want a woman who has had sex with another guy, and they chastise women for being too choosy about who they have sex with?
No wonder choosy mothers chose Jiff, or Jeff, or Chad, or anyone but them
@Zaunfink
Oh, haven’t you heard? Yeah, “science” to mgtows is defined as “random nonsense based on nothing that I just pulled out of my ass”
It always makes me laugh though, imagining these basement dwelling virgins, typing with their cheeto dust encrusted fingers about how women contribute nothing to society and have no value. Real captains of industry these guys, I’m sure. And I get it of course, this is what happens when you take credit for all the good things men have done without accepting blame for any of the bad, of course they think they don’t have to do anything with their lives because they can just leech their self-worth off better people. But one thing I’ll never understand is the logic behind their obsession with virgins. The more they talk about it, the less it makes sense. If they can only enjoy something when they are the only ones who ever enjoyed it, then it’s no wonder they are such perpetually bitter failures.
I’ve had several lovers, and quite frankly, I prefer the ones who know their way around a cock. What a weird concept, preferring women who haven’t a clue what to do in bed. Their sex lives must be dreadfully dull.
I know it’s not entirely pertinent to the discussion, but peanut shells have quite a few uses. They used to be a common packing material (hence those polystyrene things being called ‘packing peanuts’). They’re a component in agricultural feed, and also used to make biofuels.
A quick Google shows they currently sell for between $15-20 per ton.
So apparently lots of people want them.
With all the accurate information available online why do these idiots insist on getting their information about women by putting their heads firmly up each other’s ass?
Well, I definitely have evidence that hamsters are much better than these people. Hamsters get everywhere, MGTOWs congregate in tiny groups filling each others heads with marshmallow fluff and rocks….