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“Honesty is merely a decoy in women’s arsenal of weapons,” explains MGTOW who’s not very good at metaphors

A woman almost entirely free of the curse of honesty

By David Futrelle

Here’s today’s tidbit of wisdom on the mysterious creatures known as “women” from one of Twitter’s many Men Going Their Own Way.

https://twitter.com/GenZMGTOW/status/970471640428462080

Damn those women and their devious honesty! HONESTY IS A TRAP! A DECOY! A WEAPON! A DECOY AND A WEAPON! At the SAME TIME!

Also, I think there’s something terribly wrong with that goth lady’s fingers.

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Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
3 years ago

The goth lady’s fingers are fine, just confusingly painted.

I focus on that because otherwise I’d think too much about what that MGTOW wrote and that would fry my brain…

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
3 years ago

Honesty: because accusing women of being deceitful liars wasn’t enough. “I’ll call them honest! Surely that will devastate them! MGTOW!”

Man Splainer
Man Splainer
3 years ago

MGTOW is about not giving women legal and/or financial power over my life – because feminists destroyed marriage with no fault divorce, alimony, asset division and child support. It’s about maintaining my sovereignty from a gynocentric and misandric social and legal landscape. It’s realizing men built and maintained all upon the earth – not women. It’s about realizing men’s lives were trafficked and exploited in war for women’s and the state’s safety and welfare. It’s about recognizing how women and the state brainwash men into disposability for their own benefit. It’s about recognizing feminist colonization and appropriation of masculine achievements. It’s understanding that feminism is about equity (socialism), not equality. It’s the realization that women are the privileged, not men. It’s the understanding that women now have the right to destroy a man’s life through mere accusations – having successfully revoked men’s rights to presumption of innocence and due process.

Men have been used by, exploited by and disposed of by women and her state pimp for many centuries. MGTOW is the way of the new, modern, sovereign man. MGTOW are men acting in their own best interests and refusing to be doormats of the misandric feminist matriarchy. MGTOWs rule, bishes.

Zaunfink
Zaunfink
3 years ago

So…. The state, huh. If I may ask – who is the state? What kind of people make up the institution of “state”, which is so terribly unfair to the poor men?

MGTOW is missing letters. Like SSN for sadly still not.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ man splainer

Just out of curiosity, what have you personally contributed to world civilisation?

‘Cause if you’re talking about women mooching off the achievements of others, then it might be seen as a bit hypocritical for you to claim affiliation with all these great men of history if you’ve done bugger all yourself.

flexitarian haruspex
flexitarian haruspex
3 years ago

MGTOW talking point 1:

It’s realizing men built and maintained all upon the earth

MGTOW talking point 2:

Men have been used by, exploited by and disposed of by women and her state pimp for many centuries.

So… Men built the state that supposedly exploits and disposes of them, yet somehow it’s women that are at fault for a ‘misandric feminist matriarchy.’ Which has apparently been around for centuries, so that explains why it was only in the last 100 or so years that women gained suffrage in a lot of modern democracies.

Also, calling a man-built state the ‘pimp’ of women implies that the state also exploits women, so I fail to see how that’s a feminist matriarchy of any kind.

Do you even proofread, bro?

Katamount
Katamount
3 years ago

When it comes to the topic of women, there’s only one expert we really need to consult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CvTlQSrYY

Diggin’ goth lady’s fingers, BTW.

laserqueen
laserqueen
3 years ago

@ Man Splainer

Yeah, feminists ruined marriage by making it a legal partnership of two people, no longer a way for men to own a woman for sex on demand, income, cooking, housecleaning, and childbearing. You are so right!

Now, please, go already. We won’t mind. Honest.

whatevermynameis
whatevermynameis
3 years ago

*sigh* Mansplainer, dearie, I love how you and your ideological buddies talk about war like you have any idea what that is. No, women didn’t eat bonbons while the men went to war, and armies never took extra special care not to harm civilians. If you’re ignorant enough to argue the opposite, please crack open a history book sometime. But it’s not like most ‘Muricans would grasp this, since you guys never really had a war on your soil. Which might have something to do with the tactical advantage of being flanked by insurmountable expanses of ocean.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh look. MRAL is back. Yet again.

Eat any good seagulls lately?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/022013/reverse-1362420782_trolling_seagulls.gif

Man Splainer
Man Splainer
3 years ago

“So…. The state, huh. If I may ask – who is the state? What kind of people make up the institution of “state”, which is so terribly unfair to the poor men?”

Women vote for whatever alpha men best kiss women’s arses and disposes of lower class men on women’s and the state’s behalf. Women only vote for married men (alimony, asset division, child support). It’s how we got Obama and Trudeau.

That clear enough for ya, Zaunfink (rhetorical). Women do vote you know. There never was a ‘female-only draft’. There never was a ‘women last in the life boats policy’. Society socially conditioned men into marriage and disposability on women’s behalf. Society is in fact composed of women as well as men.

You’d be wise not to fek with me, peeps. I’m as undefeatable as God herself.

Hexum7
Hexum7
3 years ago

Truth is for beta cuck manginas, I guess

Shadowplay
3 years ago

MGTOWs rule, bishes

You can’t even rule yourself. If you could, you wouldn’t give crap one what people you never have and never will meet think about your lifestyle decisions.

Professor Fate
Professor Fate
3 years ago

Sigh – really dear Mansplainer – how can we miss you if you won’t go away.
And by the by with out women giving birth there would be no men, including you so maybe you might want to ease up on the ‘women have done nothing’ trope there.

Man Splainer
Man Splainer
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

I’m a vet. I graduated #1 in my university class. I didn’t get a free ride through higher education and suck off the teat of others – but instead paid my own way. I’ve never taken a handout. I’ve worked hard all my life and paid an enormous amount in taxes. I’m well regarded by all those for whom/with I’ve worked. I didn’t spend my life taking advantage of others but instead did my best to do no harm.

I’m likely one of the greatest men that ever lived. I’ve always given far more than I’ve taken. The only thing I didn’t do is dispose of another’s life on my own behalf. It seems all women are in fact draft dodgers. It seems women want to rule the civilizations with which men built, maintained, fought and died. Am I to believe women give birth to men only so that men might become women’s and her state lover’s personal civilization builders and human sacrifices? No need to answer. I already know the answer, bish.

Falconer
Falconer
3 years ago

@Man Splainer:

Ugh, look, just go already, or admit that the whole point isn’t to go your own way, but to win the argument.

@whatevermynameis:

But it’s not like most ‘Muricans would grasp this, since you guys never really had a war on your soil.

We, uh, did kind of murder each other over whether half of us got to own other people.

We fought the British, and the French, and the Spanish (and the Mexicans). When we fought the natives, it tended to be kind of one-sided, I’ll give you that.

But we haven’t had a war on our continent since before the machine gun was invented.

Button
Button
3 years ago

I’m likely one of the greatest men that ever lived.

Extracted without comment.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ man splainer

I’m a vet.

That’s nice; I really like animals too,

Shadowplay
3 years ago

@Alan.

Well deadpanned.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

I like the new tagline of ‘bish’ better than that ‘tsk, tsk, tsk’ last time, but really it grates, too. Maybe come up with something more entertaining, okay, honey pie?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

There never was a ‘women last in the life boats policy’.

There was never a men last in the life boats policy either, champ.

Oh, and if you want to sell us on the big tough manly man alpha Marine Todd persona, you might wanna lose “bish.” That word more conjures up sorority sisters drunk on Franzia than grizzled war vet and genius scholar.

I do like the unintentional irony of claiming to be entirely self made while acknowledging that you went to university. Even if it’s not a public university, private universities still receive quite a bit of public funding. And if you were in the military, well, that is a government job you know. You don’t sound very much like someone who would never stoop to having anything to do with the pimp state.

Man Splainer
Man Splainer
3 years ago

@laserqueen

Feminists created no-fault divorce, alimony, asset division and child support. Ever since, marriage has been in steep decline. Feminists made marriage the financial and legal indentured slavery of men to women and her state protector.

You lose, laserqueen. I’m the Man Splainer. I win 99.9% of the time. Don’t fek with me, bish.

Falconer
Falconer
3 years ago

I thought about it and I concluded he meant he was a veterinarian; for once I don’t think he’s claiming to be military, just manly-man-STEM-brained.

You lose, laserqueen. I’m the Man Splainer. I win 99.9% of the time. Don’t fek with me, bish.

I’m so intimidated I think I’ll take a nap.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

You lose, laserqueen. I’m the Man Splainer. I win 99.9% of the time.

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I don’t think you know what mansplaining is. It’s when men explain topics to women when they know less about the subject than the woman does. Mansplainers are wrong by definition. I hope you have better luck finding a good name next time you sock here. Actually, never mind. Your name fits you perfectly. You should keep it.

EJ (The Other One)
3 years ago

So, feminists both created marriage and caused its steep decline?

I didn’t realise that we were so powerful.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

I’m the Man Splainer. I win 99.9% of the time. Don’t fek with me, bish.

Spoken like a 329 year old engineer who makes an impressive $29/hr.

EJ (The Other One)
3 years ago

kupo: But does he live DIRECTLY ON THE BEACH?

laserqueen
laserqueen
3 years ago

Well I did lose, kind of. I lost 75K of my 401k, 45K of equity in my house, 72K of spousal support to my ex, and about 15k in lawyers to navigate the divorce. Because marriage is a legal partnership, property and wealth acquired during the marriage belongs to both partners.

And I won too, because it was worth it to get away from an abusive narcissist. I go my own way now, not blaming men for all my woes. What’s your problem? Why aren’t you gone yet?

Man Splainer
Man Splainer
3 years ago

In the grand scheme of things – we’re on a rock hurtling through space at 10s of thousands of miles per hour, in a solar system hurtling through space at an even greater rate, in a galaxy racing around the universe at an ever greater speed. Billions have died before us. Trillions will die as we rot back into the earth from whence we were spewed.

It’s all good. Peace, my peeps.

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

AHAHAGHAHHahahaha mansplainer you made me choke. You are so full of shit. Nothing you have said is true, not one word. I checked.

So what are you going to do about any of that, do tell us your plan to wrest back control from the bishes. I’m sure we will be amazed by your genius.

Did he just flounce already?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ man splainer

Am I to believe women give birth to men only so that men might become women’s and her state lover’s personal civilization builders and human sacrifices?

Well my mum’s been pretty casual on the civilisation building, but she did once ask me to put up an IKEA bookcase. The human sacrifice thing though is pretty much limited to eclipses.

I win 99.9% of the time

How do you define winning? Please set out the performance indicators you use. Then people can make their own assement of whether you’re actually hitting that target.

Professor Fate
Professor Fate
3 years ago

“I’m likely one of the greatest men that ever lived.”

And I am Marie of Romania.

Falconer
Falconer
3 years ago

It’s all good. Peace, my peeps.

Well, he’s no fun, he fell right over.

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

I wouldn’t have fekd with him anyway as he is undefeatable and I’m a happily married woman.

Come back and splain some more mansplainer, we all need a good laugh.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

If nothing really matters because we’re all a teeny speck in a vast universe, why is he so frothy mad?

Falconer
Falconer
3 years ago

WWTH, I’d think that being teeny specks in a vast and uncaring universe would be all the more reason to be radical to each other.

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

He smelled of old socks

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
3 years ago

@WWTH, it’s ’cause when a Man speaks, everything is super important, but when it’s time for the Man to get his comeuppance or learn something, well, all of a sudden let’s not get worked up, ladies, you’re so emotional. Think of the big picture.

Thinks ridiculously highly of himself, never got help with nothing, never hurt no one, absolute unit. Yep, that’s top-form chan troll come to spin us up.

We know that you don’t actually think that, @Mansplainer.

Or, well, we know you do actually think that, but you think you’re much more reasonable about it than the hyperbole you’re spittin’ here. You’ve got great reasons for thinking these things, but there’s no sense talking about them here.

Because your reasons have no defenses, they’re just raw feels.

Pauvre petit

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

In the grand scheme of things – we’re on a rock hurtling through space at 10s of thousands of miles per hour, in a solar system hurtling through space at an even greater rate, in a galaxy racing around the universe at an ever greater speed. Billions have died before us. Trillions will die as we rot back into the earth from whence we were spewed.

It’s all good. Peace, my peeps.

This might sound more impressive if you’d taken the 2 seconds to Google those speeds rather than handwaved them away as really fast, you guise!

Weasel-Rah
Weasel-Rah
3 years ago

I really think that a huge part of the Giant Shoulder Chip that these amazing, self reliant, world building genius Migs have against women- is that they all know, deep down, that they were helpless, mewling infants. For years. Who could do NOTHING for themselves. Who would starve and freeze without constant care and attention. Who only learned to speak, eat, potty, clean,and clothe themselves because someone taught them to- and 90% of the time that person was a woman who got little out of her taking the trouble.
They used to be helpless and weak and they know it. And they know that women all know it. And they can’t forgive us for it.

laserqueen
laserqueen
3 years ago

Oh darn, I’m finally around for a troll and he just flounces off.

You disappoint me Man Splainer!!!

Laugher at Bigots
3 years ago

Hey, Man Splainer, are you also a sniper with over two hundred confirmed kills in Iraq and Afghanistan?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Weasel-Rah,

As someone who has spent the last couple of months caring for my 92 year old grandmother I can tell these guys, they’ll be helpless again someday. You can’t boot strap your way out of the aging process. Considering the way these guys alienate the people in the lives, particularly the women who usually do elder care (although in my family, my dad probably does more than anyone, but that seems to be a rarity) they’d better hope they’re lucky enough to wind up in a nursing home that doesn’t provide substandard care. Something tells me that when these miggy toes can no longer wipe their own asses, cook their own meals or remember to take their pills, they’ll be perfectly happy to accept help from woman care workers and nurses and forget all about their claims that they don’t need anything from women.

Kurt H
Kurt H
3 years ago

Whenever someone makes arguments the way “Man Splainer” does, I begin to wonder if the alt-right actually exists. Maybe it’s all just a Discordian plot to bring about the Death of Satire. When all ideas can apparently be seriously held, then no idea can ever be taken seriously. Up is down, left is right, catma over dogma, slack as thou wilt is the whole of the law!

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

In the grand scheme of things – we’re on a rock hurtling through space at 10s of thousands of miles per hour, in a solar system hurtling through space at an even greater rate, in a galaxy racing around the universe at an ever greater speed. Billions have died before us. Trillions will die as we rot back into the earth from whence we were spewed.

…and pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
Cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth

recognizing feminist colonization and appropriation of masculine achievements

And yet when women move into male dominated professions, the pay and prestige immediately drop. Those powerful women and their evil state lackeys must be running a real long con.

Not to mention all the instances of men moving into occupations started, or traditionally dominated, by women. See: culinary arts, computer programming, the novel.

Weasel-Rah
Weasel-Rah
3 years ago

Whenever the words “Self-Made Man!” are spoken, a million mothers, teachers, cooks, seamstresses, nurses, maids, child caters, farmers, and other mostly-female shitworkers simultaneously roll their eyes.

Myriad
Myriad
3 years ago

@Man Splainer

Oh, honey. I’m embarrassed for you if you don’t have the good graces to feel so yourself.

It’s probably best that you flounce. You’re making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, the quality of our trolls has gone down vastly over the last couple of years. 🙄

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
3 years ago

Alan is way ahead! … but I, um, I actually thought he meant he was a vet. (it’s a regional language thing, I suppose)

Not that I would trust the dog’s health to someone whose every utterance has this kind of mewling-and-puking going on, of course.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

Aw, man, y’all got in another round of trollball without me? Pout.

I’ll just wait for the next one to roll in.

Aerinea
Aerinea
3 years ago

@Kurt H If the alt-right were a Discordian plot, I somehow think it would be funnier. Or weirder. The alt-right is way too Greyface for my taste. I did look for signs that Mansplainer was factitious, but, nah, he’s a troll. Probably thinks he’s all edgy and politically incorrect and Imparting Great Truths too.