By David Futrelle
Does no one fact check their jokes any more? Below, a meme involving (cis) lady parts that is somewhat undermined in the hilarity department by the meme-maker’s apparent unfamiliarity with cis lady parts.
Does the guy who made this think that cis ladies only have one big hole down there that basically handles everything?
No wonder some guys have trouble finding the clitoris.
Meme found on the delightful r/NotHowGirlsWork subreddit, posted by someone who ran across it on a “men’s humor” Facebook page.
Do men not know of a little thing called TOILET PAPER?
Wow, and I thought I was bad at biology. Guy sounds like such an asshole!
Geddit?
…I’ll just see myself out…
I do think I might have a mature ovum on my back.
No wait, I think it’s just a Comcast ad I tried to toss out from the mail.
Women fart after they urinate? I mean I have farted after urinating before when I also have to poop. But that’s by no means every time I pee. Does this also mean that men never fart urinating? I have a hard time believing that.
But yeah, someone clearly didn’t realize that a fart breeze would have to basically make a u-turn to reach the urethra which is nowhere near the rectum. Did this guy think we pee out of the vaginal opening?
It’s terrifying how ignorant some people are of just basic anatomy.
This is just silly. Women don’t pee or fart. They use the bathroom to dab powder on their noses and transubstantiate the salad they ate for lunch into a delicate, lavender-like aroma.
Annnnd that is one tiny pair of underpants.
And surprise, surprise, the racists are now targeting “Wrinkle in Time” for the same hatefest of fake one star reviews that they hit “Black Panther” with, and before that “Last Jedi”.
http://www.indiewire.com/2018/03/a-wrinkle-in-time-rotten-tomatoes-imdb-ratings-user-reviews-1201938353/
I’m reminded of a conversation I once had. This took place nearly 20 years ago, but it still sticks with me because it was so bizarre.
I’m sitting in the break room at work. A coworker sits down at my table and asks, “do you ever fart when you pee?”
I’m a little dumbfounded by the question. Do I explain that sitting down on the toilet sometimes causes gas to move? That often we crap at the same time we pee so we just let loose? That the toilet is the safest and most appropriate place to fart and so we might as well, since we’re already there? Why is a grown man even asking this, and why at work? I decide not to go into any detail and reply with, “probably, why?”
He then goes on to tell a story of a time he snuck into the ladies’ room to surprise a woman he liked and she farted while she was peeing. He told this story as if sneaking into the bathroom to surprise someone was a normal thing and as if farting while peeing was an abnormal thing the woman should be embarrassed about.
I’ve always wondered when and where he thinks women should fart and why he thought this was such an unusual occurrence that it was worth telling people about. I sometimes think of it when reading this site and always thought the menzers would be as ignorant as he was on this topic, but apparently even they understand this is a thing that happens, even if they also are completely clueless about it.
You ever try blow drying your hands in a restroom with, like, a machine entirely designed for performing that task? Cos that takes a minute, even with continuous gale force winds at hi temp. And a fart is meant to waft out indiscriminately for maybe 2sec and wick away all evidence of pee, just like that? Then again, they think shaking their junk entirely solves their own pee prollem, so…
@wwth
Even if we did, it wouldn’t reach! Wtf is he thinking? If he is thinking….
The only way I can see this work would be if women farted so hard when they pee that the fart came out like a mini tornado, hurtling around and around the toilet bowl, the massive forces of wind blowing everything dry. Although I guess that would suck up the water and create a water hose and get everything wet.
… Hey, free bidet!
Sigh.
Dude’s an idiot.
Always thought women fart when they pee because it’s easier than repeating “occupied” to each person that rattles the door impatiently.
The level of complete idiocy of the meme is enough to shatter a dimension. Its almost fascinating how idiotic it is.
Uh-huh. Everything about women is hilariously funny! At least to those individuals who are scared to death of us.
@ kupo
I vomited a little in my mouth from that story D: at least that guy kind of seems like he’s more clueless than usual, but it does make you think. What if average dudes are all like that underneath, and most just hide it better?
Uh, this guy thinks women do WHAT?
… dammit, ya found us out….
Since some of them seem to be unwilling to wipe their own asses, I’m really starting to wonder about that… it COULD explain some stuff.
And yeah, it’s not that hard to figure out, guys. Way easier than three seashells.
What in the actual fuck??? Is this not being creepy enough already that you have to make yourself even creepier by openly boasting about stalking someone? In the restroom?
EDIT:
Btw, carrying on from that stupid book Steven Seagul wrote a while back, guess now we now why he’s so hostile to #Metoo:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/steven-seagal-accused-women-rape-sexual-assault/story?id=53854333
I get that this is a joke, but does anybody actually think this is funny? It’s a question I really need to ask of a lot of the memesters out there. They’re honestly neither amusing nor insightful.
I’m a kid of the late 90s, early 2000s internet, so I went to all the “edgy” places online like Newgrounds and SomethingAwful and Maddox’s Best Page In the Universe and there was something kinda transgressive about those guys using the newfangled information superhighway to say all the naughty words, but that novelty quickly wears off and eventually people notice that you’ve really got nothing to say.
Ricky Gervais for example.
Because it was never really the “using the naughty words” part that was the joke. Not even with Carlin’s famous “7 words” bit. The joke was using the power of the state to censor slang terms that everybody uses was self-defeating. As Dick Coughlin has pointed out in a recent video, that kind of censorship no longer happens, so people whining about “political correctness killing comedy” are just upset that their 20-year-old gay jokes don’t get the guffaws they want. Because those old stereotypes have long since been disposed of (mostly). Most people agree the ending of Ace Ventura was, well… bad. Now Jim Carrey messing with Udo Kier, that’s still funny, but playing The Crying Game theme while Ace burns his clothes and cries in the shower… not funny anymore and to be honest, never really was.
I really get the impression that what’s happening to guys like Ricky Gervais is the same thing that happened to The Simpsons: they were the transgressive ones in the past, pushing the boundaries and upsetting what were sterile norms, but now they’re the norm and while The Simpsons was pleased to just accept that and continue cashing in, Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld and John Cleese seem upset that they’ve lost that cultural cache.
Sorry John, but it’s not 1979 anymore. Comedy films aren’t getting banned like Life of Brian was. We’re just demanding comedy with a little more craftsmanship. Don’t get us wrong, we like a good Biggus Dickus bit as much as anybody, but I’d prefer more Grammar Centurion and less “Haha, that Bruce Jenner’s a woman now! Isn’t that FUNNY? Laugh dammit!”
Swearing was “edgy” when Lenny Bruce did it… by the time Eddie Murphy tried to make comedy out of it, the “edge” had worn off. We all know how to swear, and fart jokes stopped being funny after third grade.
My spouse and I, a month or so back, watched the clip of Seinfeld’s “Transgender Airlines” quip that he was so upset the Kids These Days didn’t laugh at. Our reaction was basically:
Us: (Head tilt)
Me: (A day later) Wait, didn’t there used to be an airline called TransAmerica? (Looks it up, discovers it ceased operations in 1986) This is sort of like someone complaining the college crowd these days don’t appreciate the accuracy of his Spiro Agnew impression.
Don’t like Gervais at all. His big comic role as David Brent was completely ripped off from Chris Barrie, who did it first and better in The Brittas Empire.
If anyone is interested, this thread is a treasure trove of notallmen, MRA and right wing whines about single mothers being to blame for violence and evo psych.
https://twitter.com/VABVOX/status/975649851106054144
I’ve had some fun replying to these dudes.
I’m just puzzled that there’s a person who thinks a fart acts like a blow-dry, but still thinks that “shaking it” would be an implausible solution. There are whole music videos filled with women shaking their various parts.
I’m not saying it’d work, but that’s not to say women *can’t*.
@WWTH
Most of the thread is great, until the typical MRAs start making their appearance. At this point “Evo Psych” has just become a synonym for “bigotry disguised as pseudo-science” for me. Did that branch ever have any legitimacy to begin with? Or was it always a half-assed excuse to enforce status quo policies, designed to disenfranchise anyone not White, straight and male?
On the other hand, my sibling and I were raised by a single mother, and we did not shoot up a fucking school. Problem must lie elsewhere.