By David Futrelle
Welcome back to what has become a veritable MGTOW weekend here at We Hunted the Mammoth!
So I’m browsing through yet another interminable discussion of sexbots in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and once again the consensus seems to be that sexbots will soon be here in a big way, rendering flesh-and-blood women obsolete, because of course the only thing they’re good for is sex and they aren’t even any good at that, ha ha sucks to be you, women!
Heck, already there are some sex bots that aren’t creepy like haunted dolls.
“The Harmony robot prototype blinks and moves her head,” noted one commenter. “As soon as she did that, she seemed real to me and no longer creeped me out.”
“It’s impressive,” replied another. “I’m fairly certain we’ll have the formula cracked [within a decade]. Now all we have to do is finishing work with artificial wombs and we’re all set to finally say: ‘Begone thot!'”
You know, the standard MGTOW technology-will-make-women-obsolete-because-they-basically-suck bullshit.
Then I saw this comment from the OP and it sort of threw me for a loop. Responding to someone noting that it still wasn’t socially acceptable to take one’s sex doll out in public, he declared:
![throw_dat_awayyy[S] 14 points 1 month ago you can do whatever you want within the confines of your home though...whether it be smoking weed, shitting in your sink or masturbating with egg yolks. the same way you don't care whether someone is trans or not, same standard should hold whether someone chooses to purchase a sex doll or not.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ijgiuoih.png?resize=528%2C469&ssl=1)
Witness the birth of the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer And Dudes Who Shit In The Sink Or Who Masturbate With Egg Yolks And Also Men Going Their Own Way Who Buy Sex Bots (LGBTQAPWSITSOWMWEYAAMGTOWWBSB) movement!
Oh, wait, I’m pretty sure these guys don’t want lesbians tagging along, so take off that first L.
So far this new movement hasn’t made much of a splash. The only person who responded to the comment got hung up on the bit about the eggs.
Well that took a turn, huh?
But you know what? You be you, guys. If you MGTOWs, in the privacy of your own homes, want to have sex with sex dolls or sex bots or egg yolks, if you want to fry up your own semen or mix it into a smoothie that you yourself will be drinking, go right ahead, it’s your right. (I’m a little less enthusiastic about the sink shitting, if only because I suspect that at some point a plumber will have to clear that out for you and that’s not a nice thing to do to a plumber.)
Yes, I make fun of the MGTOW obsession with sex bots all the time. But that’s not because it’s inherently pathetic to sex up inanimate objects; lots of people do that, many of them on a daily basis. It’s because you guys insist that these particular inanimate objects will somehow replace women because women suck and ha ha sucks to be you, women!
And it’s not even the misogyny itself that’s pathetic. It’s that your endless sexbot discussions absolutely reek of sour grapes. If you really thought that women were so easily replaceable, that they were truly as worthless as you so often declare them to be, you wouldn’t spend every spare second of the day talking about them on the internet, would you?
Speaking of which, this post will mark the end of this impromptu MGTOW weekend. Because spending even a weekend with you guys in my head is really kind of depressing.
I’ve always noticed a strong whiff of heteronormativity around the MGTOW discussion on sex bots.
Good to know it’s cause they’re homophobic.
Christ, that’s a low bar. This guy would probably fuck a Furby.
Oh my god. Oh. My. God. Ooooooh my god. How do you delete someone else’s comment? I’m scarred for life, jezz. ;-;
MGTOW = Men Going Their Onanistic Way.
Why would you even want to shit in the sink? And why is the lack of a sexbot the only thing stopping him from doing so? Does that mean he has a flesh and blood partner he wants to leave for a sexbot? I hope not.
I don’t give a sink shit if these guys purchase sex dolls. I really don’t.
WWTH:
It’s ridiculous, isn’t it? I have a wastepaper basket right by my desk!
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/783/268/85c.gif
Shitting in the sink.
And they think vag’s stink?
One of the more poetic here could work with this.
And masturbating with egg yolks?
Female Braining Logics, but – wouldn’t even the (Super Hero GOD of All Time and Universes!) “Alpha Male” animal – eat the eggs?
That would be the most logical use. Wasting resources is no way to Alpha, Dude.
You’ll not get your artificial womb thinking this way. Nor even a sex bot.
Our Miss T here says: This guy is working with a 5 gallon bucket for a womb, and maybe a few old mannequin limbs.
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Yeah, probably.
Look, the reason you don’t shit in your sink is because you wash things in there, so you want it clean so yuou don’t get sick. Same reason you wipe your ass, which we know these guys don’t like to do either. If you guys want fecal matter all over yourselves, have at it, but don’t act like women are unreasonable for not wanting that.
@WWTH: Possibly, because the toilet was clogged or otherwise out of commission? I read somewhere about a depressed, apathetic person who didn’t have a working toilet, and they shit in their bathtub, then beat the turds down the drain. I think, if it was me, I’d go outside and dig a hole, but then again, I live in a place where that’s easily done.
On the seminal topic of sexbots
Becoming less and less rare
Should trigger the same discussion
On their keeping and care
Can they be engineered to self-regulate?
Can they be sent back in for cleaning at a flat rate?
Are they willing to just look and masturbate?
Or are we due for some new robo-woman-hate?
Because I’ll bet my bank account
That these folks don’t have care in any amount
For keeping much of anything clean
So witnessing the sight of what they own
Well, I wouldn’t say I’m keen.
One day science will make a sexbot that isn’t creepy. Sadly that day will never come for MGTOW.
Given MGTOWs’ Amelia Bedelia-like propensity to interpret everything literally, I can see how this might come about. “Well, the recipe said to add eggs, then beat for 50 strokes…”
May their yolks always have teeny, tiny bits of shell embedded in them.
Or will that cause them to fantasize about eggbots?
One thought that just occurred to me, these guys can’t even wipe their asses, how filthy are these sexbots going to be?!
I can’t see most of these jackasses putting in the effort to clean them, and I doubt they’d wrap up for it either. Just gross.
(Insert gif of Sterling Archer asking why there’s a vagina in the sink)
to Mogie:
“The Harmony robot prototype blinks and moves her head,” noted one commenter. “As soon as she did that, she seemed real to me and no longer creeped me out.”
Christ, that’s a low bar. This guy would probably fuck a Furby.
That one made me cry from laughter.
On a semi-serious note, wouldn’t artificial wombs empower women? Allowing infertile women to have children or same sex couples to have children, or allow single parents to have a child or children. I mean, birth looks pretty painful and it’s not for all women.
I mean from where I stand, they’d be like birth control and before long religious fundamentalists would rail against artificial wombs because that’s one more thing they don’t have to use against women.
Guess who began the morning howling with laughter? The image alone!
@Dan Kasteray
Nononono. You are making a horribly wrong assumption here, namely that women have children because, you know, they might want children. That they are interested in anything besides exploiting men and eating bonbons. That they have any worth beyond their vagina and ability to carry Chad-babies for which betas have to pay.
See, if you stop buying into the propaganda that women are human beings with thoughts and feelings and stuff and accept that they’re just smelly vaginas walking around trying to fuck men over instead by not fucking them, full of girl cooties but also totally irresistible because the only that matters to men is getting their dick wet – because while men are people with thoughts and feelings and stuff, those circle around women and vaginas constantly (although they still, you know, build civilization and hunted mammoths etc), since men are really weak and driven by primal urges without any self control.
Then, it all makes sense.
(no, it doesn’t. Because humans don’t work like that and I have literally never met a women like they describe. Not even my sister-in-law, who is really really bad, is like that. Because three-dimensional human and all that.)
eggs=for masturbating
semen=for omelettes
MGTOW logic…
In honour of Moggie’s comment, I think we should add WPFAF (Would Probably Fuck A Furby) to the LGBTQAPWSITSOWMWEYAAMGTOWWBSB movement.
For everyone trying desperately to cleanse their minds of semen omelettes, here’s a Mei-Mei pic:
http://i67.tinypic.com/23w67nk_th.jpg
Also, b/c why not? Here’s a recent Twitter exchange that exemplifies both “well, actually” and the drawbacks of self-education:
Mish, I think you’ve found the real Otto from A Fish Called Wanda:
Otto West: Don’t call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
Just need some artificial wombs, right? After all, once a baby has been born, it is basically maintenance free! Somehow I can’t quite see Mr Eggfucker up there dedicating the next couple of decades to raising children. It’ll take more than an eye-rolling robot to do that job for you. Maybe he’s hoping to shack up with a kind, loving, broody guy who’ll put up with someone who shits in the sink and masturbates over the cookware.
Compared to that, sexbots seem pretty plausible.
“I’m so in philosophy. Right now I read this book by Nietzsche.” As a bona fide philosopher this cracked me up.
Also this thread reminds me that I vaguely knew a guy in my late teens who once put his own jizz in an omelette he made… Everyone else in the thread is like “STOOOP! TMI Dvärghundspossen!”
@Dan Kasteray
It wasn’t very long ago that giving birth was one of the most dangerous things that women could do. Even now with the best medical care in the works there’s a lot of scope for serious long term damage and complications. Even without all that, there’s months of restrictions in your diet and physical activities.
You also can’t tell if you’re going to be one of the lucky ones who will have an uncomplicated pregnancy or easy birth until you’ve actually tried it. I can see a lot of people jumping at an alternative rather than risk it.