By David Futrelle
Welcome back to what has become a veritable MGTOW weekend here at We Hunted the Mammoth!
So I’m browsing through yet another interminable discussion of sexbots in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and once again the consensus seems to be that sexbots will soon be here in a big way, rendering flesh-and-blood women obsolete, because of course the only thing they’re good for is sex and they aren’t even any good at that, ha ha sucks to be you, women!
Heck, already there are some sex bots that aren’t creepy like haunted dolls.
“The Harmony robot prototype blinks and moves her head,” noted one commenter. “As soon as she did that, she seemed real to me and no longer creeped me out.”
“It’s impressive,” replied another. “I’m fairly certain we’ll have the formula cracked [within a decade]. Now all we have to do is finishing work with artificial wombs and we’re all set to finally say: ‘Begone thot!'”
You know, the standard MGTOW technology-will-make-women-obsolete-because-they-basically-suck bullshit.
Then I saw this comment from the OP and it sort of threw me for a loop. Responding to someone noting that it still wasn’t socially acceptable to take one’s sex doll out in public, he declared:
Witness the birth of the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer And Dudes Who Shit In The Sink Or Who Masturbate With Egg Yolks And Also Men Going Their Own Way Who Buy Sex Bots (LGBTQAPWSITSOWMWEYAAMGTOWWBSB) movement!
Oh, wait, I’m pretty sure these guys don’t want lesbians tagging along, so take off that first L.
So far this new movement hasn’t made much of a splash. The only person who responded to the comment got hung up on the bit about the eggs.
Well that took a turn, huh?
But you know what? You be you, guys. If you MGTOWs, in the privacy of your own homes, want to have sex with sex dolls or sex bots or egg yolks, if you want to fry up your own semen or mix it into a smoothie that you yourself will be drinking, go right ahead, it’s your right. (I’m a little less enthusiastic about the sink shitting, if only because I suspect that at some point a plumber will have to clear that out for you and that’s not a nice thing to do to a plumber.)
Yes, I make fun of the MGTOW obsession with sex bots all the time. But that’s not because it’s inherently pathetic to sex up inanimate objects; lots of people do that, many of them on a daily basis. It’s because you guys insist that these particular inanimate objects will somehow replace women because women suck and ha ha sucks to be you, women!
And it’s not even the misogyny itself that’s pathetic. It’s that your endless sexbot discussions absolutely reek of sour grapes. If you really thought that women were so easily replaceable, that they were truly as worthless as you so often declare them to be, you wouldn’t spend every spare second of the day talking about them on the internet, would you?
Speaking of which, this post will mark the end of this impromptu MGTOW weekend. Because spending even a weekend with you guys in my head is really kind of depressing.