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Just a bunch of creepy pics of Donald Trump Jr in the wake of his wife filing for divorce

20 minutes into collusion and chill and he gives you this look

By David Futrelle

Some people like to crochet while they watch TV. Me, I like to take pictures of Trump family members and/or administration officials and run them through weird DreamscopeApp filters that make them look as creepy on the outside as they are on the inside.

In the past this has sometimes had the magical effect of getting the featured person fired from the White House, so there’s that.  (Doesn’t always work, though.)

Today it’s Don Jr’s turn. His wife filed for divorce yesterday. Her loss is every straight American woman’s gain!

Let’s tale a look at this soon-to-be very eligible bachelor.

A pic from Don Jr’s wedding, with his equally dashing little brother Eric. Little did Don Jr. know that it would all end in tears. Tears of joy, probably, on the part of his soon-to-be ex-wife.
He was such a handsome fella back in those days. Not that he’s anything to sneeze at now!
A cool thing about Don Jr. is that he replaced all of his teeth with one giant tooth.
Such beautiful dead eyes!
It’s like he’s staring into your soul, if your soul is located somewhere off to the side and in the distance.
Come on, dude. Don’t make it weird.
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Kay A. Ziraphale (they/them)
Kay A. Ziraphale (they/them)
2 years ago

Why would you do this, Mr. Futrelle. This is horrifying.

Myriad
Myriad
2 years ago

Shivers…

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

He kind of looks like when Balthazar’s demon half comes out in Constantine

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He always gave me a far less attractive version of Gavin Rossdale thing.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh, and Vanessa Trump has apparently hired a criminal defense attorney for the divorce instead of the usual divorce attorney. You’ve got to think she knows some stuff and will either be willing to talk or she’ll have to because with no more spousal privilege, she can be subpoenaed.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

@Kay – be grateful. He didn’t use the filters that trigger trypophobia this time.

Don’t google it.

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

And here I was, enjoying a quiet friday evening. No sleep for me I guess…

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

His poor kids… they have that face to look forward to.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
2 years ago

I object, Mr. Futrelle. Some of us KNIT while watching TV.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
My dog does not deserve to see these pics. She literally hid behind my armpit upon seeing them.

Fluffy Spider
Fluffy Spider
2 years ago

100 percent nightmare fuel brought to us by Mr Futrelle.
Your my hero

Horrorfan510
Horrorfan510
2 years ago

Well Mr. Futrelle, thanks to this post I’m renouncing feminism forever and going MGTOW. Now to learn how to survive on boxed mac and cheese and seagull meat…

Ross
Ross
2 years ago

David, as much as I appreciate your effort to make members of the Trump family as creepy on the outside as they are on the inside, I fear the challenge is insurmountable.

Temascos
Temascos
2 years ago

Christian Bale is practically made to play the role of Donald Trump Jr.

Needs more empty hallways and blood so I’ll have to rate this a negative 1 million out of 2.

The worst possible score in the universe my good man! 🙂

bluecat
bluecat
2 years ago

These are amazing, David, but I find the unfiltered Trumpkins quite horrific enough, thank you!

I know people don’t choose their faces, but the character shines through… or in the Trump brothers’ case, glistens like hair gel gone mouldy.

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

Just in case people haven’t already seen this:

https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/974450055330574337?s=19

I refuse to joke about Vanessa Trump bc it’s NEVER funny when a couple files for an uncontested quick divorce, one where assets can be swiftly transferred, on the same day an independent special counsel subpoenas their family business. People, this could happen to you someday.

It never occurred to me that this might be the reason until I read that. Of course, I find Jr to be entirely divorceable, so it didn’t occur to me someone would need *another* reason.

Dalillama
Dalillama
2 years ago

@kupo
I’m not seeing where that makes it less funny. The opposite, really. Or is that the joke?

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

I didn’t post it for the lame attempt at humor.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
2 years ago

So… do we count this towards the staffer exodus or nah?

Trish
Trish
2 years ago

Truly ugly-both inside and out.

(A)utonomist Escapist
(A)utonomist Escapist
2 years ago

@Axecalibur: It’s a grey area to be sure, but I think we could view it as part of a general tendency of the Trumps to repulse people around them…

misophistry
misophistry
2 years ago

I expect to see horrifying things on this site so I was braced. D: D: D:

@WWTH this cheered me right up.

Oh, and Vanessa Trump has apparently hired a criminal defense attorney for the divorce instead of the usual divorce attorney. You’ve got to think she knows some stuff and will either be willing to talk or she’ll have to because with no more spousal privilege, she can be subpoenaed.

Wondering
Wondering
2 years ago

Kupo, I was thinking the same thing.

He’s not contesting the divorce, the disposition of assets, or the custody of their kids? And she’s doing this with a criminal lawyer? This doesn’t look like it’s about the failure of their marriage at all.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Eh, he’s not just a criminal lawyer. Does civil and divorce stuff too, according to the Thinkprogress guy (Jud Legum) who did some digging around. I respect Legum a lot, and if he’s calling it a nada, I’ll not argue. Still funny though.

Herbert West
Herbert West
2 years ago

Well, that first one is downright gigerish.