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The Daily Stormer wants International Women’s Day replaced by “White Sharia Day”

And a happy International Women’s Day to you too!

By David Futrelle

So the Daily Stormer, everyone’s favorite “funny” neo-Nazi shit site, has weighed in on International Women’s Day. In a post (archived here) ostensibly covering the massive Women’s Day strikes in Spain, but which is actually just an excuse to talk shit, DS contributor “Roy Batty” declares that “[w]omen have been really fucking up in the West.”

“Batty” offers a nice long list of the terrible things (and allegedly terrible things) that he thinks women have foisted on Western countries.

[H]ere are some of the benefits that brave, stronk and empowered wimmins have brought to our societies:

college false rape allegations
mass migration from shithole countries
divorce rape
school shooters
fines for not wearing bicycle helmets
consumerism
wages cut in half
herpes
fat acceptance
speech codes

So thanks, ladies?

Damn these dastardly women and their herpes-infused bicycle helmets!

No, but seriously, I can’t even talk to Western women anymore. So I’m not going to be wishing them a Happy Women’s Day. Because they’ve squandered any goodwill I could have felt towards them.

Here’s to replacing this squandered holiday with White Sharia day in the West very, very soon.

“White sharia” is alt-right slang for white dudes having total patriarchal control of “their” women in a future white supremacist ethnostate.

“Batty” would also like to have a couple of other holidays added to the calendar.

If we’re going to have International Woman’s Day though, there should also be an “International Burn a Witch Day” and “International Shame a THOT Day.”

It’s only fair that we reward AND punish.

Huh. These proposed holidays sound more than a little bit like MRA deadbeat grandaddy Paul Elam’s infamous “Bash a Violent Bitch Month.” Maybe the Daily Stormer got the idea from him? Or maybe it’s just that terrible minds think alike — and that these terrible minds love to think of allegedly uppity women getting taken down a peg or two.

Hey, I can play this game, too.

Happy International MRAs and Nazis Eat Shit Day!

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opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
6 years ago

Just wondering – is this the same category of statistical analysis as that which links smoking and cancer, or ACC with extreme weather events? I mean, as in “no, in practice we can never say this specific cigarette caused this specific cancerous change, or this specific weather event is caused by ACC, but we sure as hell can say that cigarettes significantly worsen the odds of any one person getting cancer, and ACC significantly worsens the odds of any one region suffering an extreme weather event, to the point of demonstrating an effectively certain causal connection”, something like that?

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
6 years ago

The simplified version of Russian history I was taught included the detail that the Russian Empire had very few Jews until Catherine the Great’s Partition of Poland. Greater Poland had had a significant Jewish population for centuries (for various interesting historical reasons) and suddenly a lot of them were living in Russia. The Russian imperial government elite generally did not perceive this as a good thing.

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
6 years ago

Robert,

I believe this is not correct what they taught you. Jews lived in Ukraine for many years, when Russian empire controlled more of Ukraine, “russian” jews became more, very big increase in numbers, also increased how many polish people lives under Russian empire. Secondly, many “polish” jews lived in Ukrainian lands. for example in Lviv. they only called them polish because of historical polish control in those areas. Jewish history is russian and Ukrainian history, but looks like they try to hide it.

Katamount
Katamount
6 years ago

@Kupo

I’m pretty sure the only people who find clearly stated boundaries to be a buzz kill are the kind of people who want plausible deniability when they purposely overstep boundaries.

This. This is pretty much the entire rationale for all the pushback around consent. “I know your boundaries, but I intend to break them to get my dick wet, because that’s all that matters to me.” It’s always the subtext of any “well what about if we’re both drunk and she’s tipsy, but not blacking out and it’s a full moon on a Tuesday blah blah blah” excuse-making I’ve seen in online discussions of the topic, as if it’s some kind of transaction being bartered. And I just wish I could break into the conversation and say: Here’s a nutty idea: how about you respect your sexual partner enough to consider not only her pleasure (a stretch for these guys, I’m sure) but also the aftermath of the interaction? Because while society has conditioned men to be proud of their “conquests,” women do not get that kind of social validation, so mayyyyybe she’s well within her rights to regret the encounter if she’s had her boundaries tested.

Ah, but what’s the point of talking about that stuff? Doug Ford’s gonna do away with updated sex ed curriculum anyway and let the parents do all the teaching about sexual politics, gender identity, consent and the fantasy aspects of pornography because an overworked single parent is totally equipped to handle those topics, right?

*sigh* This province is so very screwed….

Oh and Tillerson’s out. Yayyyyy….

EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

Oh and Tillerson’s out. Yayyyyy….

I *think* I’m happy about this? I mean, I’m always happy to see a Republican cry, and it hastens the collapse of the Trump administration, but if Pompeo gets the job then it puts the White House even further in the grip of the security establishment.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

As awful as Tillerson is, he constituted what passes for a moderating influence in the Trump WH.

I think the move to fire him and put in Pompeo is a step towards war with North Korea. He’s made some frightening saber rattling comments.

Either the talks with Kim Jong Un will get cancelled or will happen and go horribly awry. This will be held up as proof that diplomacy won’t work and we need to do a preemptive strike.

Bust out your Juicy Couture track suit and trucker hat and put Paris Hilton back on TV. It’s 2002 all over again!

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Paris-Hilton-Ew-Gif.gif

Katamount
Katamount
6 years ago

Yeah, I don’t know how to feel about Tillerson’s ousting. On one hand, the “Rexxit” jokes just write themselves, but on the other hand… yeah, 2002.

solecism
solecism
6 years ago

@opposablethumbs

No, not the same at all. The beauty of Poisson is that it’s a very simple model based on binomial data (straight up yes/no, present/absent) where the answer is usually no/absent and only occasionally yes/present.

The thing I forgot to mention about the analysis in that paper was the bootstrap simulation. Basically, they estimated the number of bites before tasting chocolate based on past data, then bit into a thousand chocolate chip cookies to test how many times they would taste chocolate in that first bite and compare actual vs predicted tastes. Well, really the computer tasted a 1000 virtual cookies, but where’s the fun in that? How likely would it be that in tasting a 1000 chocolate chip cookies they would never encounter the taste of chocolate? Very unlikely. Hence more likely that instead it’s been a sugar cookie in the last 22 years.

The stuff you’re talking about is more complicated. Too many variables, complex systems, lots of unknowns, lots of interactions. Not a binary yes/no with a single variable. And it’ll never apply at the individual level–this person, this cigarette, or that storm, that locale on that day. All we can talk about is averages for groups of people—smokers vs nonsmokers–and regions/time periods–hundred-year storms, but not exactly what year in that century the storm will hit.

There’s a fair amount of complicated statistical modeling and analyzing a multitude of variables to try to narrow things down. But there are so many confounding factors that causation is very difficult to pin down. We do a much better job of analyzing stuff that already happened to understand overall patterns than we do predicting specific details of either past or future events.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
6 years ago

Thank you, solecism! That does make it a bit clearer 🙂

solecism
solecism
6 years ago

Ran out of time to edit…sorry, misread your question at first.

You’re right, we’ll never be able to predict at an individual level.

Most medical research relies on longitudinal studies to help figure out risk factors. Lots of people studied over time and comparing those who get lung cancer or breast cancer vs those who don’t, and finding that smoking or HRT is a common denominator in one group vs the other. Followed up by other types of studies and additional similar studies. And then there are studies with patients and their survival over time to figure out what other kinds of risk factors might be involved and the effects of different treatments. Thus, people with breast cancer are now subdivided into different groups based on various molecular markers that are associated with responding better or worse to standard treatment. It requires large groups and analyzing trends and averages. And most medical studies are retrospective–stuff already happened! That also limits predictive ability, identification of causation.

At the end of the day, it helps a particular doctor predict the *likely* prognosis for a particular patient and choose a treatment strategy that is more likely to help that particular patient, but it’s never certain because we’re all unique, our contexts are all different, and it’s complicated. And there are lots of people who get lung cancer who were never smokers (or exposed to cigarette smoke as children), and plenty of smokers who don’t get lung cancer, so obviously there are other factors involved too.

All of that is something that a simple little Poisson model with a single binomial variable can’t cope with.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

Either the talks with Kim Jong Un will get cancelled or will happen and go horribly awry. This will be held up as proof that diplomacy won’t work and we need to do a preemptive strike.

Bust out your Juicy Couture track suit and trucker hat

ITYM bust out your radiation suit and 5 year supply of canned goods for stocking the fallout shelter. 🙁

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
6 years ago

EJ (The Other One):

Finland might have been different because land wasn’t that rare. Western Europe basically ran out of unused fertile land to place under cultivation during the late 12th – early 13th century. This caused a labour surplus, shifted bargaining power decisively against the landless peasantry, and probably fuelled the growth of towns even further.

Since Finland has a pretty much limitless expanse of forests and lakes and more forests and more lakes, it sounds plausible to me to say that this power shift might never have happened there. I have no idea if this was indeed the case.

That’s a good question. Population density was certainly lower in the north, and I have this general impression that social stratification was always driven by population growth in agricultural societies all over the world – hence the relative equality in low-density hunter-gatherer or marginally agricultural societies. I don’t know if it depends on labor vs. capital balance, or what.

There was also significant agricultural expansion in Finland and Sweden during historical times. I think this clearing of land wasn’t so much limited by labor, but by how much of the land (generally poor soils in a cold climate) was worth cultivating with given agricultural technology. From about 18th century onward, the economic value of forest as timber source for global trade became a serious consideration.

I understand that in Russia the economic conditions were very similar to Sweden/Finland, yet serfdom was instituted for the bulk of population, and the aristocracy was distinctly more posh. May be a random cultural difference, who knows. Serfdom may have been less common in the very sparsely populated northern parts of Russia.

Bakunin
Bakunin
6 years ago

Semi-related to the porn topic, I just learned that Ernest Cline, author of terrible wankfest Ready Player One, has some strange thoughts on porn. He even wrote a ‘poem’ on the topic, which he actually performed for an open mic night.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Looks like WaPo is backing my North Korea war theory up. Not in so many words, but the implications are clear.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/03/13/tillerson-vs-pompeo-two-very-different-views-of-north-korea/?utm_term=.fb129716cad7

Gulp

dawnpurityseeker
dawnpurityseeker
6 years ago

Related to Tillerson’s outing for speaking out against Trump’s preferred narrative, Paul Krugman wrote a whole article about the economic lies that Trump sycophant Peter Navarro tells in order to keep his job. The last two paragraphs?

“Now, it’s a commonplace, but also a euphemism, to say that Trump has authoritarian instincts. A more accurate statement would be that he expects the kind of treatment tin-pot dictators demand, free from any criticism inside or outside his government and greeted with constant hosannas of praise.

And everyone who isn’t willing to play the full game, who has tried to play by something resembling normal democratic rules, seems to be fleeing the administration. Soon only the shameless sycophants will be left. This will not end well.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/12/opinion/trump-trade-peter-navarro.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region

*sigh*

Also, in other economic news, is this takedown on Alternet about the lies Republicans tell to cover up their class warfare.

“Remember last year when Donald Trump and his echo chamber of congressional Trumpeteers bragged that their yuuuuuge tax cut for corporations would spark an equally huge corporate spending spree on new American factories, millions of jobs, and higher wages for working stiffs?

Well, corporations have been banking billions of bucks from this massive Republican giveaway of our public funds — and just as they promised, we’re now seeing corporate chieftains spending wildly! Only… they’re spending their windfall on themselves, not on jobs, wages, or boosting America’s economy.

Mainly, the bonanza is being poured into an unproductive, self-serving scheme called “buybacks.” These giants literally are spending their newfound billions to buy up their own shares of stock. Why? By reducing the total number of shares on the market, the value of each remaining share increases, for those lucky shareholders get a bigger piece of the company’s profit pie. Yes, less magically means more!

But it’s not magic, it’s manipulation. And the top executives doing the manipulating are primary beneficiaries, since most of them are paid in shares of their own corporation’s stock. The executives of Lowe’s, for example, say they’ll spend $5 billion of its taxpayer bonanza on buybacks, Google chieftains will spend $8.6 billion, PepsiCo is in for $15 billion, Cisco for $25 billion and Apple for $30 billion.

If Trump and the GOP Congress had really intended for their billion-dollar giveaway of the people’s tax revenue to be spent for the benefit of all, they would’ve required the corporate recipients of such massive tax breaks to plow the bulk of the money into our nation’s grassroots economy. Instead, once again, our corrupt political officials duped taxpayers into giving away billions in the name of workers to further enrich the super-rich, do nothing for workers, increase inequality in America, divert tax dollars from urgent national needs and enable corporate powers to donate more corrupting campaign cash to the politicians and party doing this to us.

In other words, the Trump tax scam worked just as the GOP intended.”

https://www.alternet.org/economy/jim-hightower-lies-republicans-tell-us-about-economy

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

It’s amazing to me. No matter how many times tax cuts for the rich fail to deliver on the middle class prosperity that Republicans promise, a certain subset of American will still always believe that the next tax cut will finally work. It’s just bizarre to me. And nothing you can say will sway these people. Tax cuts are almost like a religion in the US. The culty fundamentalist type of religion. No evidence for it is required. No evidence against it is enough.

dawnpurityseeker
dawnpurityseeker
6 years ago

@WWTH

Often a small amount of tax cuts ARE used to hire more workers, invest in better equipment, and overall do positive things. But often just enough to serve as a smoke screen to hide their true objective of financial gaming and self-enrichment.

What I don’t get is why so many Reganomics lovers, poor or rich, continue to look to business as the all loving paternal god, that will automatically do what’s good for the economy and humanity for… reasons, I guess. Religious cult indeed.

Katamount
Katamount
6 years ago

@WWTH

Ayup, it’s always “This time it’ll work!” The Laffer Curve can never fail, it can only be failed.

Guarantee void in Kansas.

It’s the same shit with talking to Conservatives about Dougie’s moronic sex ed talking point. Sorry to bring it up again, but I was pushing back on the nonsense last night on Twitter and the conversations went something like this:

Con: “Ford’s right! This sex ed curriculum is meant to promote the Liberal agenda!”

Me: “It’s not nearly as exciting as you think it is. It’s basically just naming body parts and acknowledging LGBT people exist.”

Con: “Everyone knows gay people exist! We can’t get away from them! But this about sexualizing children and it was written by a pedophile!

Me: “Not what ‘sexualization’ means and no it wasn’t written by that guy you’re alluding to. That’s a conspiracy theory. They’re just telling you that your body will change come puberty, sex and masturbation are things that exist and gender isn’t fixed.”

Con: “No! Biology says 2 genders! Liberal propaganda!”

Me: “Ah, so that’s what where the ‘Liberal agenda’ comes in. You just want to hold on to anti-trans bigotry as the last acceptable target in the culture war.”

Con: “Libs call everyone who disagrees with them ‘bigots’! Science says I’m right!”

Me: “I’m sure that’ll bring the grieving parents of trans kids some comfort that you were convinced you were right.”

Con: *block*

Now there may be one or two puritans of Christian or Muslim extraction that really are that ashamed of human sexuality, but without fail, the problem wasn’t about the timing of each module or about who wrote it, it was about teaching children about trans individuals and gender expression, with the subtext being “You’re making kids empathize with trans people too early! They haven’t had time to let popular culture and peer pressure harden their attitudes about trans people as predators or traps! Wait until they’re in their teens and have become sullen arrogant 4chan trolls before trying to teach them that trans people are human! Or never, we’ll take that.”

It’d be refreshing if they were just honest about what they want to do, but there’s always a dozen layers of sophistry and bullshit you have to dig through, just like everything the right talks about.

Who?
Who?
6 years ago

About Tilerson as outsider not happy. Sorry but a halfway sane and predictable voice (for a republican) in the WH exspecially in foreign policy was a plus.

Sorry I don’t want WWIII (still afraid Trump will destroy the world).

German news say it as a sign: To everyone in the WH, you have to agree with me on everythink or you are out.
Which is a terrible idea if you want to rule a country.

About the Protocols of the Elders of Zion: There is a very interesting Graphic Novel from Will Eisner, about it.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
6 years ago

Folks, I’m getting a bit paranoid here. Been trying to access the Discord, turns out I can’t even log in, server’s apparently down, the Discord page to get info on that is also down, and every other unrelated “is x down ?” site I’ve tried I can’t access either. But everything else works fine. And the Discord twitter account doesn’t mention anything.

So I’m starting to think someone’s selectively blocking what I’m doing (and being pretty bad at it if I manage to send this). Anyone else having problems ?

Sheila Crosby
6 years ago

shortly before Tillerson got the sack he was saying that the Skipal attack in Salisbury was a very serious attack on a major ally (ya think?). So yes, it might well be Trump wanting a yes man for talks with North Korea, but it might also be that Putin nixed him, like he apparently nixed Romney .

Or both, of course. Or a failure to lick arse on some totally unrelated matter.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
6 years ago

Trump has announced he wants a Space Force. He needs to treat NASA with more respect if he wants a manned space program.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I guess Trump decided to Google “biggest failure of the Reagan administration” to get his next policy idea.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
6 years ago

Valentin, thank you for the clarification. Ukraine, it seems, has had several centuries of unfortunate neighbors making life difficult.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@John

The Discord’s still working fine at my end.