By David Futrelle
So the Daily Stormer, everyone’s favorite “funny” neo-Nazi shit site, has weighed in on International Women’s Day. In a post (archived here) ostensibly covering the massive Women’s Day strikes in Spain, but which is actually just an excuse to talk shit, DS contributor “Roy Batty” declares that “[w]omen have been really fucking up in the West.”
“Batty” offers a nice long list of the terrible things (and allegedly terrible things) that he thinks women have foisted on Western countries.
[H]ere are some of the benefits that brave, stronk and empowered wimmins have brought to our societies:
college false rape allegations
mass migration from shithole countries
divorce rape
school shooters
fines for not wearing bicycle helmets
consumerism
wages cut in half
herpes
fat acceptance
speech codesSo thanks, ladies?
Damn these dastardly women and their herpes-infused bicycle helmets!
No, but seriously, I can’t even talk to Western women anymore. So I’m not going to be wishing them a Happy Women’s Day. Because they’ve squandered any goodwill I could have felt towards them.
Here’s to replacing this squandered holiday with White Sharia day in the West very, very soon.
“White sharia” is alt-right slang for white dudes having total patriarchal control of “their” women in a future white supremacist ethnostate.
“Batty” would also like to have a couple of other holidays added to the calendar.
If we’re going to have International Woman’s Day though, there should also be an “International Burn a Witch Day” and “International Shame a THOT Day.”
It’s only fair that we reward AND punish.
Huh. These proposed holidays sound more than a little bit like MRA deadbeat grandaddy Paul Elam’s infamous “Bash a Violent Bitch Month.” Maybe the Daily Stormer got the idea from him? Or maybe it’s just that terrible minds think alike — and that these terrible minds love to think of allegedly uppity women getting taken down a peg or two.
Hey, I can play this game, too.
Happy International MRAs and Nazis Eat Shit Day!
@ EJ
Guilty as charged!
Now you’ve set me off on a quest. Especially with the bit about fairy tales. Wonder where else it may crop up.
The evolution and influences of legal systems is an underrated but, I think, fascinating exercise. It often gives clues as to migration patterns, historical and political upheaval, trading routes etc.
Over here for example the use of “by-laws” is a pretty good indication of Viking occupation. ‘By’ being the Norse word for settlement and therefore such laws only applying within a particular area.
EJ (The Other One):
Thank you very much.
I’m also interested in medieval class history, but haven’t been able to find an easy-to-understand overview, particularly on how medieval European classes evolved from earlier Roman, Celtic, Slavic and Germanic class systems. Obviously, this is an incredibly broad topic, and I’d be content with some gross generalisations.
For example, you mention that, aside from full slavery, serfdom was standard for common people in Western Europe since early medieval times. Does this go back to ancient Celtic/Germanic societies, or was it more like a post-Roman innovation? I understand classical Rome didn’t have serfdom, though large part of the population were (chattel) slaves working on farms. If you were not a slave, what exactly constituted “freedom” for rural working class Romans? How was this turned into serfdom?
Just want to say, your geography is goddamn poetry.
Allegedly the significance of the added day is to ensure that a full year is passed, there being technically 365.25 days. There was a dispute in 13th century England as to whether leap days counted for this purpose. Edward III ruled that it did not in the Statute of Leap Year 1256.
And yes, pagan and paisan are etymologically related.
@Orion:
Nice to see you again.
Thanks very much. I’m not a D&D guy, but I have… thoughts… on how to apply medievalism to it. Hit me up sometime if you want to chat history and worldbuilding.
@Arctic Ape:
My favourite broad-strokes, easy-to-understand text is A History Of Western Society. I have it in the two-volume third edition, but I understand that it’s currently on its ten billionth edition or something. The book is really good at showing how society evolved and exploring the stresses which led to that evolution.
I am not a historian, but it is my understanding that the earliest roots of serfdom date from the late Roman empire. As Roman society was crumbling, slavery became nonviable and agricultural workers began to be tied to their land. The Roman name for such unfree labourers was coloni. However, I believe that I am right in saying that medieval-style serfdom really took off during the Carolingian era.
The two might be intertwined: the Carolingians were huge Roman fanboys, and tried to do things in a Roman way (or what they thought was a Roman way) as much as they could.
@solecism
Interesting study, thanks for the link.
Pretty much, yep.
Period plus a day is an old condition – even referenced in the epic of Gilgamesh.
Thinking about it, seven years is another period that crops up constantly for some reason.
Thanks, EJ! That was totally perfect(though like Alan, I would have been happy to read the text wall?) I took a few classes on Celtic and European history in college but some of it I’ve forgotten and some of it just wasn’t that specific in the first place so I’m thankful for the information
@Tree Person,
Mayuri is a wise angel in very adorable human form. I will not tolerate any aspersions cast on her intelligence ???
(jk, obviously! – about being angry, that is. Not about Mayuri as legend).
It’s true, though, that there’s a tendency to see cheery cute people as not-very-smart. I’m not claiming that I’m cute (by any stretch), but I’m small, generally cheery in professional contexts, and apparently I have a “sweet little voice.” So I tend to be perceived as friendly and not very formidable, intellectually speaking.
I know, we’ve talked about this stuff a million times here on WHTM! Back to reading the awesome history posts on this thread 🙂
@ Katamount;
I was up there a couple years ago for work, read about it in an entertainment rag in the motel, they couldn’t get any public funding cuz they put First Nations and Native Americans in as genocide victims, (the nerve!) so it was all built with ‘private money.
ETA this was actually a reply to a Kat comment in the Women’s Day thread… no idea how it got here
@Kivutar:
Awww, thanks very much!
@Dalillama:
@Shadowplay:
Huh, that’s interesting. Thank you both for clarifying. As ever, I learn a lot from you.
@KatieKitten420:
No problem! I don’t claim to know everything, or even much, but for a few things (medievalism, stellar physics, astrophysics, cosmology) I can happy ramble for hours.
@KatieKitten
Welcome back, btw. Been not online much cos I’m moving house next week.
@Dali
Sympathies. Moving ain’t pleasant, even when you want to move.
We’re still unpacking stuff – and we last moved 16 years ago. 😛
Good luck, Dali. Hope everything goes smoothly for you.
We’re moving house as well, not exactly voluntarily. Our landlord sold the duplex out from under us and the new owners want to occupy our unit. They’ve given us 30 days to vacate. I’m not looking forward to uprooting the kids from their friends and explaining Twin #1 to a whole new set of teachers.
When I moved in 16 years ago, I had a bed, a desk, a dresser, a couch, and 50 cartons of books. This move won’t be quite so simple (or cheap…I’m no longer at the DIY age where you can rent a UHaul and pay a few friends in pizza and beer). But I think it will turn out for the best in the long run. We’re buying a small condo in a nearby town with really good schools, within walking distance of everywhere. My commute will be the same as now. And we’re outside the city so the hiking, wildlife and stargazing will be nice 🙂
@(formerly) DepressedCNS
Thanks! I might actually have followed a link on an earlier post at this site to that study in the first place. Can’t remember now.
@EJ (The Other One)
I too enjoyed the exposition.
In the Iberian Peninsula (not yet Spain and Portugal), large numbers of agricultural workers who had been enslaved under the Roman system, and presumably continued on under Visigothic rule, converted to Islam in the 8th century after the Muslim invasion from North Africa because Muslims were not allowed to own other Muslims–convert to instant freedom. Plus, the Muslims brought lots of agricultural innovations that transformed agricultural life on the peninsula. It was a really interesting region during the medieval period.
OT: today, I’ve been diagnosing a connection problem on my home network, so I’ve been poring over firewall logs. I was amused to see that my humble little home network is being probed for vulnerabilities by a couple of IP addresses registered to the Trump Tower in Panama – the one, I think, where the Trump people were acrimoniously evicted the other day. One of the addresses trying to attack me appears to belong to a webmail server, so I guess it’s been compromised and is being used to look for other vulnerable servers. I’m tempted to set up a honeypot to see what exactly they try!
This is not exactly news, of course: if you’ve had the misfortune of reading firewall logs, you’ll know that this shit is constant. It just amused me to see that a Trump-adjacent mail server may have been owned. I hope the attackers found something worth their time.
More bad news (for the NRA, not me) from Daily Beastie
I went and tracked down the original Paul Joseph Watson thread screencapped in one of David’s retweets on the sidebar. I need everyone to read it because it is hilarious
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/971755931536064513
Both the Nazis whining about how their family doesn’t want to put up with their shit anymore and the people who came to snark at the thread.
I think my favorite was the 16 year old UKIP member who told someone that they should read the party’s manifesto before being all judgmental and comparing it to the Nazis. Uh…. If it’s 2018 and your party has a manifesto instead of platform, your party might just be an extremist one.
Was looking at that thread – it’s amusing. Not as sad as the holiday threads on Free Republic, but definitely funny.
It’s so unfair that there are consequences for being a terrible person! So much for the tolerant left!
@WWTH:
Heee! That thread is amazing! Thanks for that.
That said, manifestos are pretty common for political parties in the UK. Here’s the Labour manifesto, for example.
Ha, Respectable Lawyer shows up in that thread!
I liked the one whose family totally unreasonably cut her off… and then she starts ranting about Pizzagate.
EJ (The Other One):
Thanks for the tip. Sounds good stuff.
Thanks. I recall reading something about the coloni, and I did have this vague idea that serfdom was introduced to most of Northern Europe by people spreading Carolingian heritage (Normans, Germans).
AFAIK in Scandinavia and Baltic countries serfdom was only established around 12th-13h century, or not at all in Sweden/Finland. In earlier times, there was a modest slave population but most common folk were free, either tenants or small farmers. In Sweden slavery was at least nominally illegal since 14th century.
That PJ Watson thread is a thing of great beauty – I kept checking it over the weekend for more snark and comedy gold.
Someone here (I think it was Moggie?) mentioned HBomberGuy’s latest response to PJW a few days ago, and it’s seriously brilliant. 7 minutes of awesome.
@Weird Eddie,
Thanks for posting that Joy Reid piece – great stuff.
@Mish
Uh-huh.
I’m smiley and friendly and sometimes am underestimated because of that. And then when it becomes clear that I’m kinda smart, some people get a little scared. Occasionally, I get the vibe that they think I’m some kind of witch. Really.