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The Daily Stormer wants International Women’s Day replaced by “White Sharia Day”

And a happy International Women’s Day to you too!

By David Futrelle

So the Daily Stormer, everyone’s favorite “funny” neo-Nazi shit site, has weighed in on International Women’s Day. In a post (archived here) ostensibly covering the massive Women’s Day strikes in Spain, but which is actually just an excuse to talk shit, DS contributor “Roy Batty” declares that “[w]omen have been really fucking up in the West.”

“Batty” offers a nice long list of the terrible things (and allegedly terrible things) that he thinks women have foisted on Western countries.

[H]ere are some of the benefits that brave, stronk and empowered wimmins have brought to our societies:

college false rape allegations
mass migration from shithole countries
divorce rape
school shooters
fines for not wearing bicycle helmets
consumerism
wages cut in half
herpes
fat acceptance
speech codes

So thanks, ladies?

Damn these dastardly women and their herpes-infused bicycle helmets!

No, but seriously, I can’t even talk to Western women anymore. So I’m not going to be wishing them a Happy Women’s Day. Because they’ve squandered any goodwill I could have felt towards them.

Here’s to replacing this squandered holiday with White Sharia day in the West very, very soon.

“White sharia” is alt-right slang for white dudes having total patriarchal control of “their” women in a future white supremacist ethnostate.

“Batty” would also like to have a couple of other holidays added to the calendar.

If we’re going to have International Woman’s Day though, there should also be an “International Burn a Witch Day” and “International Shame a THOT Day.”

It’s only fair that we reward AND punish.

Huh. These proposed holidays sound more than a little bit like MRA deadbeat grandaddy Paul Elam’s infamous “Bash a Violent Bitch Month.” Maybe the Daily Stormer got the idea from him? Or maybe it’s just that terrible minds think alike — and that these terrible minds love to think of allegedly uppity women getting taken down a peg or two.

Hey, I can play this game, too.

Happy International MRAs and Nazis Eat Shit Day!

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Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
2 years ago

@Dali

Got some things to work a minute ago, among them Discord, I’m looking into the other stuff now. I’m still not ruling out something shitty and deliberate but another explanation came up : broadband. Usually those problems are also shitty and deliberate because my ISP is an ogre.

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
2 years ago

Has anybody seen this making the rounds? It’s a decent response to “women treat men as disposable.” https://imgur.com/JoCXW9z
For those who can’t see the image, it’s a female janitor scrubbing the chalk message “Happy International Women’s Day” off the Clarendon steps at Oxford University while four men stand around talking to each other.

And this is just a funny thing about gender reveal parties: https://imgur.com/LdKDtho

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

Well, this is a shock. Who knew that a Nazi would turn his violence against his wife.

Adding to the drama, Heimbach had been having an affair with his father-in-law’s wife, which was what started the brouhaha. His father-in-law is also a white supremacist.

Prominent White Nationalist Matthew Heimbach Charged With Felony Domestic Battery

Barely a week after brawling with antifascists outside a Richard Spencer speaking event at Michigan State University, Matthew Heimbach, chairman of the neo-Nazi Traditionalist Worker Party, has been charged with domestic battery.

Indiana court filings show that state prosecutors filed two charges, battery and domestic battery committed in the presence of a child less than 16 years old, against Heimbach on Tuesday. The high-profile national socialist was released on $1,000 bond. Neither Heimbach nor the Orange County Prosecutor’s Office immediately responded to requests for comment.

https://splinternews.com/prominent-white-nationalist-matthew-heimbach-charged-wi-1823744995

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
2 years ago

Hey, anybody watching the results of the special election in Pennsylvania? Lamb(D)is ahead of Sascione(R)by about 1000 votes (which is less than 1 percent)and they’ve counted about 95% of the votes now(so I’ve read)If a Democrat wins this district(Trump won the district by 20 percent in 2016)i think that will make a mildly impressive point, especially considering the fact that it’s so gerrymandered in favor of the Republican Party the courts ruled they have to fix it. I’m hopeful. Also Pompeo becoming Secretary of state is a fucking disaster IMO. Tillerson is useless and has no clue what hes doing, but Pompeo is actively horrible on purpose.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’ve been putting it on MSNBC’s coverage every so often and this is Steve Kornacki

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Dude is hyped to the eleven billionth power

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
2 years ago

Bakunin, thanks for that reference. I had had absolutely no idea about Cline and his ostentatious nerd-wankery. As I recall, my younger son recently read “Ready Player One”; the dense thicket of ’80s references must have been as opaque to him as WWII jokes would have been to me at his age.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Stephen Hawking just died.

Bakunin
Bakunin
2 years ago

@Robert
There was a link included, though it seems to have been eaten by a mammoth. Possibly to spare everyone from the awfulness, it was on the level of the high-T-kus from the other day. Cline also seems to have little idea of what sort of porn is available, and it really is massively incel-esque in tone.

PeeVee the Tired
PeeVee the Tired
2 years ago

Kat,

What kills me about that whole thing (besides the obvious, I mean) is that they listed their occupations on the police reports as White Nationalists!

Shadowplay,

I know. 😔 He is with the stars, now.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

@PeeVee
And apparently there is no honor among white nationalists, given that Heimbach was having a secret affair with a fellow Nazi’s wife — a woman who also happened to be his mother-in-law. And now I feel a need to shower.

@KatieKitten420

Hey, anybody watching the results of the special election in Pennsylvania?

Yesss! PA is my home state and I couldn’t be happier — despite the fact that Lamb isn’t all that progressive. But he does appreciate unions! Plus Donald Trump has been rebuked by his base.

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
2 years ago

Lamb is nowhere near as progressive as I’d like, I totally agree. But he seems to actually give a least a small fuck about people and issues(and yes, the fact that my bar is that low for politicians now is utterly depressing)and right now the more democrats the better, it’s so not the time or place to make perfect the enemy of good(or even the enemy of adequate)

EJ (The Other One)
2 years ago

Rest in peace, Stephen. As a person you were the worst of us, but as a thinker you advanced humanity enormously, and as an influencer you made our field far better and more inclusive.

I’m surprised by the amount of feelings I have about this.

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
2 years ago

As a person you were the worst of us

how?

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Further to the Austin bombings wwth posted about:

All the victims are related to prominent members of the Austin African American community.

But hey, not terrorism.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

@solecism

That was hands down the best analogy and explanation I’ve seen. With bonus cookies (or bickies as we say in the Antipodes)!
Thank you so much for taking the time to post it. I wish I’d had a teacher like you in my undergrad years 🙂

@Katamount

Your description of the arguments about sex ed was almost word for word what we had here during the marriage equality plebiscite. Opponents kept linking it to the Safe Schools program and claiming all sorts of horrors were imminent. There were literally people saying “I’m not homophobic but did you know they’re going to force toddlers to talk about anal sex? And they’ll have primary school children learn how to breast bind and penis tuck!!!”

All before morning tea, I imagine …

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
2 years ago

Re Stephen Hawking (PeeVee’s tweet earlier today was beautiful, by the way):
I wouldn’t say he was “the worst of us” myself. Given what he had to live with, his misdeeds were fairly mundane in the greater scheme of things. But he did mis-treat people (his first wife especially), and was forgiven by almost everyone. You’ll get some vicious pushback in some circles if you mention it, too.

Agree with EJ, however, that news of Hawking’s passing hit me harder than I’d have thought. Perhaps because he was so remarkable, and because he was my gateway into really appreciating science.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Kat:

Adding to the drama, Heimbach had been having an affair with his father-in-law’s wife, which was what started the brouhaha. His father-in-law is also a white supremacist.

So, this obsession the right have with cuckoldry…

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

@Mish

Yeah, anal sex was the other thing that had the puritans up in arms. “You’re gonna teach kids about anal in Kindergarten!” Hmmm, no, it actually says that if asked about it after Grade 7, teachers can tell a student they shouldn’t feel pressured to do it and it still carries significant risk of blood-borne STDs.

But speaking of assholes….

RE: Space Force Coast to Coast

*sigh* Okay, this buttwhistler is just culture-jamming now. This is one aspect of the modern discourse that really grinds my gears and (at least to me) is that the democratizing effects of social media means any half-baked idea farted out by some jackass with a substantial following, be he PewDiePie or the President has to be beaten down. We all have to drop what we’re doing because we have to explain to grandpa and the people who listen to grandpa that arming old Mrs. Wormwood would be a really bad idea and spend a whole news cycle telling everybody that grandpa had a really dumb idea and have a roundtable discussion on that dumb idea… instead of say, discussing universal health care or lifting the cap on Social Security payments, the kind of thing we elect people to work on on our behalf!

And this jackass can do it with just a couple of words. A tweet. Covfefe. Space Force. All the air, just gone.

If there’s any case to be made for bringing back the gatekeepers, this is it. Memeing about Space Force can be fun and cathartic, but that’s one less moment we have to do something else. Anything else. I’d rather be writing or doing art than worrying about what Doug Ford’s gonna do to my province. And I’m a white guy, so I’m only feeling a fraction of what a native family has to deal with.

*sigh* Gonna miss Stephen Hawking. I hope he and Dick Feynman are having fun up there in the cosmos.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Valid point. It’s a distraction, and one people will gratefully grab hold of to avoid the horrendous shit.

Having said that – were it really necessary to throw grandpa in there?

EJ (The Other One)
2 years ago

@Valentin:
@Mish:
I’ve been thinking about this. If you’d asked me a week ago, then I would have said that Hawking was a dick to people, that he enjoyed being a dick to people, and that he was more of a dick to people than anyone else in the field I can think of offhand. It was not a major, notable sort of dickishness, just a minor petty grinding not-a-pleasant-person-to-be-aroundness. A week ago, this would have been an uncontroversial thing to say.

It’s not right to expect people with disabilities to be angelic; but it’s also not right to say that his dickishness came from his motor neuron disease. Some people can be both disabled and also be dicks.

On the other hand, when I think about it now, what occurs to me is that he never tried to normalise his dickishness the way that some people in other fields have. He didn’t want dickishness to become normal and accepted, he didn’t expect everyone to be a dick to the people he was being a dick to, and he didn’t try to mold his students into dicks. He was a dick to people in private, but when he tried to influence the field it was for the better, and he always tried to encourage the sorts of kindness and thoughtfulness that he himself never showed much of.

The dickish aspects are now dead. The better legacy will live on.

Apologies if this was emotional; I’m trying to not just dump my feels on everyone.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

First they complain about immigration from (inter alia) the Islamic world, and then they want Sharia. Once again, their demands don’t even make sense on their own terms.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

@Shadowplay

Fair cop, fair cop.

@EJ
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Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

Anyone else think Trump appointing a torturer to be the first ever female CIA head is a deliberate despoliation of what would otherwise have been a cause for feminists to celebrate whenever it finally happened?

Weird (America Where Are You Now? Don't You Care About Your Sons And Daughters?) Eddie
Weird (America Where Are You Now? Don't You Care About Your Sons And Daughters?) Eddie
2 years ago

Here, at the corner of Youth and Survival, is where revolutions catch fire.

Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin’.
Please get out of the new one
If you can’t lend your hand

Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
2 years ago

@Surplus

I don’t think he’s that clever. I think he appointed her because she’ll back him on his intended war with North Korea.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Did anyone see this? With no such thing as slow news days anymore, these stories can slip through the cracks. But it’s just… wow

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/montana-race-green-party-candidate-was-gops-payroll

The Republican party is running someone as a fake Green party candidate for Senate to try and beat John Tester.

This is why, as much as the two party system sucks, it’s crucial to vote Democratic in every race that isn’t a for sure safe election for the Democratic candidate. I’ve said it before about a trillion times, and I’ll say it again. A vote for anyone besides the Dem, is a vote for the Republican. No, I don’t like it either, but facts are facts.

If you want more choices of political party, do activism for instant run off voting so you can vote Green or Socialist or whatever without helping Republicans.

Ok, PSA over.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Did anyone see this? With no such thing as slow news days anymore, these stories can slip through the cracks. But it’s just… wow

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/montana-race-green-party-candidate-was-gops-payroll

The Republican party is running someone as a fake Green party candidate for Senate to try and beat John Tester.

This is why, as much as the two party system sucks, it’s crucial to vote Democratic in every race that isn’t a for sure safe election for the Democratic candidate. I’ve said it before about a trillion times, and I’ll say it again. A vote for anyone besides the Dem, is a vote for the Republican. No, I don’t like it either, but facts are facts.

If you want more choices of political party, do activism for instant run off voting so you can vote Green or Socialist or whatever without helping Republicans.

Ok, PSA over.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

Instant runoff has flaws. List proportional representation is the way to go.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
2 years ago

List proportional representation also have its flaw, and some countries like France have had serious trouble because of it. But it’s likely better than the current american system.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

I’m pretty sure just picking a name out of a hat would be better than the current American system. =P

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
2 years ago

STV is best pony (no, not pony, I meant voting system). I think.
No vote is wasted/useless, you end up with PR, and you also get local accountability. What’s not to like?
(no system is without drawbacks, I’m sure, but it does look good. I think STV is used in Ireland? And Canada?!?!?!)

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
2 years ago

Canada is still ‘first past the post’. 😛

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ opposable thumbs

STV is used in Ireland?

The Irish system seems simple to use; you just list candidates in order of preference (you don’t have to number everyone on the list though if you don’t want); but it’s fairly incomprehensible (to me anyway, cos maths) in how they allocate the votes. It’s not just divvying up the loser’s second choice votes etc; it’s all calculating percentages based on formulae and then apportioning surplus votes amongst the candidates. I can’t fathom it at all, but presumably it makes sense to someone.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

And Canada?!?!?!

I wish.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
2 years ago

Ah, I was grievously equivocated and mistook 🙁
Looks like Ireland and Malta are the foremost users of STV.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
2 years ago

@Surplus to Requirements

Anyone else think Trump appointing a torturer to be the first ever female CIA head is a deliberate despoliation of what would otherwise have been a cause for feminists to celebrate whenever it finally happened?

While I’d love/hate to believe Machiavelli was in the White House, as a Brit born in the early 70’s, I’d say it’s quite common for the first woman to do a thing to be feminism’s nightmare, rather than feminism’s dream come true. The patriarchy loves women that betray other women (cough, Thatcher, cough) because it catches progressives coming and going.

Can anyone see the progressive dream (of whatever demographic) rising to the top of the CIA over the last 20 years? So how much more conforming would a woman need to be to rise? Enough said.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
2 years ago

@Alan

Does it work like the Euro elections? In those, you number all the candidates (until you don’t give a preference).

First preferences are counted. If someone has more than 50%, it’s all over (but that’s unlikely). If not, the least popular candidate is eliminated and their second preferences are added to everyone’s existing total. Again, anyone got more than 50% If not, the least popular candidate is, again, redistributed; this time to the candidates immediately after (it could be 2nd choice, it could be 3rd, depending on how the first elimination went).

I’m sorry if I’m teaching a grandparent to suck easily sucked things, but the point of this is to make sure everyone’s preferences are properly reflected. Or, as I like to think of it, a 13 year old’s method of choosing a boy/girlfriend. First preference is always a Hollywood Star, but everyone has a unique preference, that will whittle down to someone achievable. STV will find a consensus, so that – if only two candidates are left – more people preferred the winner to the loser, even if there was someone they liked more (that no one else did). It may never give us Attlee (although, given Attlee won FPTP, there’s a chance…), but it should also never give us Moseley.

Sorry if everyone already knew this. I was in a preachy mood. And what else to do with a PPE degree than show off on the interweb (it was that, or enter Parliament; I chose wisely).

ETA Apologies Alan. I’ve just properly read your post and clearly you understand the Irish election system better than me. As you were.

occasional reader
occasional reader
2 years ago

> John
There are problems with Discords for Orange users, apparently, especially the ones who use the application rather than the browser version. And they say nothing will be done because it is on the Orange side to act.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

“Orange users”?

Shadowplay
2 years ago

“Orange users”?

Telecoms company.

Mostly mobile phones, legendary for the difficulty you have in cancelling a contract with them.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

And they specifically block a particular online site? And get away with it? That was fast. Fucking Ajit Pai and his fucking net neutrality repeal…

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Oh, good lord, no. They haven’t actively blocked it (probably). They’re just extremely incompetent.

If something doesn’t work – it’s someone elses fault. Never theirs.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

Well, if a specific web site doesn’t work on a specific ISP, due to that ISP, then that ISP cannot be merely acting as a dumb pipe. It’s discriminating traffic in some way that depends on its destination. And that’s a net neutrality violation, by definition. Whether Discord being unreachable by this ISP’s customers is an intentional block, or “just” a buggy side effect of something else the ISP is doing or trying to do, makes no difference.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Ventured into this thread because people were talking about Stephen Hawking. He’ll be missed. As a non-scientist, I don’t know much about his theories and discoveries aside from Hawking radiation and his search for a Unified Field Theory; I’m more familiar with his status as a popularizer of science and author of A Brief History of Time.

Plus, it’s got to be one of the most parodied/alluded-to book titles, above, say, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man or The Grapes of Wrath.

Also, I heard an interesting take on Hawking and disability yesterday; someone was saying how she was criticized by her academic supervisor for using her disability as an excuse not to get things done, and the said supervisor brought up Hawking as an example… completely glossing over the fact that Hawking had not just determination and intelligence but also fame and money on his side. Whatever the causes, it was good that he could live as long as he did and accomplish so much… and it was definitely not cool of that supervisor to set him up as some sort of “model minority”, ugh.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Epitome, minorities always get divided into “the good/deserving ones” and the rest, with the former being used as a stick to beat the latter, and to allow the majority to feel less guilty about their treatment of the minority. It sucks, and it needs to be called out, preferably by those of us whose privilege allows us to do so relatively safely (we shouldn’t expect people with disabilities to sort out our shit for us).

Moon_custafer
Moon_custafer
2 years ago

If it comes to that, Hawking himself pointed out that in one respect the ALS let him get more theoretical work done, because it gave him an ironclad excuse not to spend time on administrative work (which has to get done, of course, and we can get into a thing about gender and division of labour if you want); just what sort of work was the person’s supervisor accusing *her* of shirking, I wonder?

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
2 years ago

Hawking also used the fact that he was incredibly famous to demand better for the NHS, and to tear strips off tory scum pro-privatisation profiteer “Health Minister” Jeremy Hunt. Effectively speaking up for those with less clout than him.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

opposablethumbs, while I applaud your use of the words “Tory scum”, I’d like to recommend Nye Bevan’s description of the Tory party, speaking at the creation of the NHS: “lower than vermin”. I’m sure he would find the modern Tories much changed, but still as verminous.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
2 years ago

Nye Bevan knew whereof he spoke. He might be surprised to see the levels of sheer ineptitude and banal incompetence they’ve added to their venality, though. (I keep thinking they can’t get any worse, and then they do. Every time. While the overwhelming majority of the media do a remarkable job of ignoring (most of) their failings/attacking the opposition/squirrel-and-dead-cat-bouncing, and convincing enough of the public to keep them in office. Aaaaaaargh.)

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