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6 mindbending MGTOW memes to brighten your Presidents Day

It’s all a little confusing

By David Futrelle

Stretch your mind a little with these lovely memes, courtesy of some of Twitter’s most creative Men Going Their Own Way. While almost all of these images raise more questions than they answer, some are so thoroughly incomprehensible that they sort of broke my brain. If you can explain them, please do.

You might want to start with this one, which could keep you busy for some time. Maybe you could diagram it for me?

https://twitter.com/GenZMGTOW/status/962203206792093696

Speaking of diagrams, my brain shut down as soon as I even glanced at this one:

https://twitter.com/GenZMGTOW/status/962202236444004353

This one, thankfully, has many fewer words.

https://twitter.com/GenZMGTOW/status/962204320379777025

Then there’s this:

The big question I have about this one is what planet the author lives on. Here on earth, misogynists throw fits every time a woman declares herself independent. And I have yet to meet anyone other than MGTOWs who find the prospect of these guys “going their own way” even a little bit troublesome. Go your own way further!

This one made me a little queasy:

Why are the Berenstain Bears the first thing this guy thinks of when he thinks of sex? Leave the poor bears alone; they didn’t do anything to you!

In case you’re wondering if alt-right Nazithink has made any inroads into the MGTOW movement, this last graphic may provide a helpful clue:

Enjoy the rest of your Presidents Day, if you can.

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Patty Thinkerer
Patty Thinkerer
6 years ago

I tried to understand. I blacked out.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh. Bless you, David. I love MGTOW and MRA memes. They’re just so laughably terrible.

I really want to know why the third meme has a picture of a triple cheesburger or a stack of pancakes hovering over a woman’s hand.

kupo
kupo
6 years ago

Go your own way further!

Hear, hear!

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
6 years ago

Oh jees, I’ve seen some bad powerpoint in my day but those diagrams are intense. It’s literally just a splurge of concepts splatted together with some arrows in, and a collection of things he imagines women think about him.

I make association diagrams like that. They’re not too uncommon in educational psychology. Arrows connecting concepts, representing the flow of processes. But that mess up there? Yeah, no. Failing grade, don’t see me after class, just, just go. Just go. That thing just screams “I have no ability to self-critique” at me.

@WWTH, I dunno, i think that as a symbol for “what every woman wants”, a cheeseburger in hand probably isn’t a terrible one. I’m sure he’s imagining they’re gold dubloons though. Women only want men who give them treasure from the Spanish Main, you know.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
6 years ago

I’m also curious about the pancakes, and also why the miggy-toe has a black power fist on his side. I kinda don’t think that belongs there, am I wrong?

Oh, well. As long as they think they’re winning, maybe one of these days they’ll actually peel off and go.

JS
JS
6 years ago

I don’t know how recent this is, but apparently Cernovich and Posobiec have been suspended from Medium.

And the 99% feminist…
As Meatloaf put it, Everything Louder Than Everything Else?

Zatar
Zatar
6 years ago

So wait a feminist is a woman who complains “louder” but all women are feminists? Then who are they complaining louder than?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Didn’t you know, Zatar?

Wimminz never stop talking. Amiright!?

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
6 years ago

…I’m jaded from plowing through a couple dozen ‘memes’ like this in past posts. There’s absolutely nothing original here. Just bad flowcharts, poorly thought-out graphics, and arbitrarily inserted antisemitism.

Otrame
Otrame
6 years ago

David, I’m delighted to see that you feel well enough to dig through the garbage for us again. Never think we don’t appreciate it.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
6 years ago

@Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Don’t forget the false equivalence and reaching for their coveted *~hypocrisy~*

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Olympic ice dance spoilers to follow
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Virtue and Moir won! Yay! I’m such a big fan of theirs and couldn’t be more happy than if I was a Canadian myself!

Okay. Sorry about the off topic. The figure skating forum I was on keeps crashing from too much traffic and I had to get that out of my system.

Tosca; Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
Tosca; Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
6 years ago

In the “Blue Simp vs. MGTOW” one, I think the “simp” is also supposed to be Jewish. Look at the profile and tell me it doesn’t resemble that racist caricature in the last meme. Hooked nose, beard…

As always, MGTOWs…JUST GO.

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
6 years ago

Oh, I love MGTOW memes! They absolutely represent the fevered imaginary women that don’t exist IRL!

I really want to sit these guys down and gently explain that if they were some Raptured tomorrow, very few women (outside of their relatives, probably) would be wailing, gnashing their teeth, and begging for their return.

personalpest
personalpest
6 years ago

1. Okay, let’s tackle that diagram just for fun. How many traits that supposedly apply only to eeevil feminists regularly turn up in Donald Trump’s statements and behavior?

• “I’m better than you”
• “I’m entitled to all that you have”
• “I can do whatever to whomever I want”
• “They worship me”
• “They judge me”
• “I’m a Winner so I don’t have to try”
• “I can get away with anything”
• “You’re not useful so you’re disposable”
• “I’m always right so you must be wrong”

2. The Berenstain Bears meme is even creepier than David mentions. The two characters shown are school-age children. Who are also brother and sister. Used in a meme claiming that sex is all that women have to offer. Ew, ew, ew.

Lucrece
Lucrece
6 years ago

I got nothing.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
6 years ago

@Ooglyboggles

Whoops! Might’ve mentally skipped over that part–see it here, there, and everywhere nowadays.

@personalpest, point 2

…eugh.

Bakunin
Bakunin
6 years ago

That diagram is a good example of the cargo cult mentality so common among the right wing. There is a superficial resemblance to the Duluth Wheel or the cycle of abuse diagrams I’ve seen, but deeper than that it’s just gibberish in a circle. The author has seen the cycle concept used, but lacks the understanding to actually replicate it, instead tossing ideas they dislike onto paper just to fit the pattern they’re mimicking.

vtech325
vtech325
6 years ago

These people really need to find a less humiliating outlet for their issues and hurt feelings.

calmdown
calmdown
6 years ago

We have a day without wimmins, and the world runs normal

Um, citation needed?

Not that any of these memes are supported by reality.

dr. ej
dr. ej
6 years ago

2. The Berenstain Bears meme is even creepier than David mentions. The two characters shown are school-age children. Who are also brother and sister. Used in a meme claiming that sex is all that women have to offer. Ew, ew, ew.

I had the same thought. Why would they use characters who are siblings?

However, I do appreciate that she looks like she is rolling her eyes at him.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

We have a day without wimmins, and the world runs normal

Uhm … nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Icelandic_women%27s_strike

(Maybe it’s time for another one?)

epronovost
epronovost
6 years ago

The level of psychological projection in the diagram is absolutly astounding. Simply by observing the other memes produced by the same people, you can see the exact same message displayed. Women are useless unless its for sex; all that they have (their bodies) should belong to me; women only think about me or should only think about me and this obsess me; despite all odds I’m in the right; if a women doesn’t give me sex or isn’t pretty enough she is useless. The only changes required are: where are all the good men must be replaced by where are all the good women, feminism must be replaced by misogyny, gynocentrism by MGTOW. Rarely have I seen a meme that tells that much about its producer.

MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
6 years ago

Surplus to Requirements-The Icelandic Women’s Strike was absolutely awesome. Ninety percent of Icelandic women participated! It really has a huge impact on societies when half the population stops working, even for one day. It really shuts everything down. It teaches us how vital women, and professions that are dominated by women, are to society. Perhaps we should have another? Imagine if the whole world participated!

occasional reader
occasional reader
6 years ago

Hmm, the second diagram can be applied to about anything you dislike… If you swap gynocentrism by androcentrism and feminism by masculinism, it is the same (maybe also swap “where all the good men…” by “where all the good persons…”). That works well with brussels sprouts too (i have always suspected there was some kind of conspiracy based on brussels sprouts. They are like emetic to me, that is a proof !).

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