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Merry Christmas, if you’re into that sort of thing!

Hope you all are having a lovely day today, whatever this day means to you (or doesn’t). Consider this an open thread, to discuss whatever, from presents to politics to cats to whatever holiday stress you might be feeling.

And here’s some stuff I found on the Twitter.

— David, who is hanging in there

https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/945193410662682624

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Our old troll Pell claimed that clitoral orgasms were immature as opposed to G spot orgasms. It was a riot.

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
6 years ago

Itโ€™s possible that guys like this share the view that only orgasms during het intercourse count as โ€œreal.โ€

By that logic, those guys wanking is a waste of time too, since it’s not “real.” Eh, maybe they’ll realize this and stop wanking all over comments sections.

And the lecturer dude – has he never been with a woman (or more accurately more than one woman – he might have “lucked out” on his first one)!
I mean – it’s what, 40% of women get between little and absolutely nothing from penetrative sex, but they ain’t frigid by any stretch. Rather the opposite, in fact ๐Ÿ˜›

Edit to add:

Way too amusing not to share: Woman pretends to be sex doll after being caught with cheating boyfriend
It’s the Metro, so expect stellar reporting. ๐Ÿ˜›

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
6 years ago

@WWTH

Our old troll Pell claimed that clitoral orgasms were immature as opposed to G spot orgasms. It was a riot

The orgasm or the the orgasmer? Cos, like… they say it gets better with age, but I’m not sure it’s meant to be that literal…

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Welp. I got catcalled a few minutes ago. I’m wearing jeans, a sweater and a down coat, no makeup and I have a cold so I look like crap. I’m sure I provoked it though.

VioletBeauregarde: Semi-Stable Genius of a Social Justice Necromancer
VioletBeauregarde: Semi-Stable Genius of a Social Justice Necromancer
6 years ago

@WWTH: I was already excited but even more so now!

@Weird Eddie:
My response to the comment on the bottom of the screenshot Mish shared: “If this commenter had a brain, don’t you think I would have seen it by then?!”

@Dave: Please let me through! I’m still the same Violet…just got a new phone and slightly new name

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
6 years ago

Immature clitoral orgasms? That was what Freud termed them. Pish & posh.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
6 years ago

Interesting analysis of the fact that even feminists sometimes protect abusers.

I’m amused by Burt Strider’s role in the Clinton campaign (in boldface).

The Clinton Reckoning Is One of the Most Essential #MeToo Revelations Yet
By CHRISTINA CAUTERUCCI

Hillary Clinton personally protected a senior adviser on her 2008 campaign who was accused of repeated sexual harassment, according to a New York Times report on Friday. A 30-year-old campaign staffer told a higher-up in 2008 that Burt Strider, who consulted with the then-candidate on faith issues, โ€œrubbed her shoulders inappropriately, kissed her on the forehead and sent her a string of suggestive emails, including at least one during the night,โ€ the Times reported. The accuser was reassigned to a new position. The accused, at Clintonโ€™s own request, was kept on the payroll after forfeiting a few paychecks and agreeing to counseling.

These revelations are particularly damning because Clinton, who has been a conspicuous advocate for womenโ€™s rights for decades, reportedly ignored her campaign managerโ€™s advice to fire Strider. Clinton not only knew about Striderโ€™s alleged harassmentโ€”she took extra steps, against staff recommendations, to keep him on the team. On the continuum from bystander to accomplice, Clinton sits uncomfortably close to the latter end.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/01/the-clinton-reckoning-is-one-of-the-most-essential-metoo-revelations-yet.html?via=recirc_recent

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
6 years ago

I’m fairly certain that these nimrods are unaware of any sort of vibrator other than the dildo-shaped kind one sees in porn, and have never noticed that those can be used for anything other than pretend-penising.

@WWTH:CH: Ooh, that self-description. Stop turning me on, you tease. A cold? You’ve got a cold? Oooh, don’t tell me you’ve got A RUNNY NOSE!!! <3 <3 <3 (/s)

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

Last night Carisma was a complete dumbf*ck and took the kitten out of the safety of the box and mamabed, and hauled him into hoomin bed. Right between Otter and I. I woke up to “oh cat jumped to the bed” and “miuuuuuu!” followed by “WTF NO!” and then there was much scolding.

I missed sleep most of the night, and took a nap in the morning… only to wake up when I felt something tiny, hot and squirmy being placed on my bum.

Yeah, Carisma. That is like one of the WORST places where you can take your kitten! I realize you’re proud, I realize you want the kitten to experience hoomin closeness, I realize you’re bored… but the fact is, while I’m extra easily woken up, Otter is not, and that’s a very quick way to get a flat kitten.

So I decided to set up a temporary warm bed in our livingroom, so she and kitten can chill with me while I’m there. Not everyone is enjoying this decision…

https://twitter.com/DidiCarisma/status/957208130257084417

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
6 years ago

@Skiriki
Poor Didi! (Those eyes.) Glad that the kitten is safe now, and I hope that Carisma and Didi keep their paws to themselves.

PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
6 years ago

WWTH,

Just popping in to say Pell was one of the funniest trolls, ever.

Good ole Uncle Monty.

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

@Kat

It gets worse — Carisma decided that the temporary bed is Not Good Enough for Her Big Kitten, and she shooed Didi away from the pony pillow chair.

And then she took the kitten and plopped him on the pillow and now Didi is scandalized, I tell you, scandalized.

Escalation of betrayals!

Nequam
Nequam
6 years ago

Oh dear. On the flip side, Big Boi’s eyes look to be open (and cute).

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

@Nequam

They are! And he wants to see everything and he’s curious about things, and already trying to toddle around the kittybed, except it is still so much like baby-worming around.

Unrelated to cats: my right hand is still giving me some shit about being less than functional, it still has major bristling and prickling in a dominant area that tends to mess up signals and temperature control is hosed. Which means that whenever my hand starts to turn cold at night, prickling feels even worse.

And my attempts to find sheep-fur mitts have been in vain. ๐Ÿ™

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
6 years ago

@Skiriki

Lovely pics ๐Ÿ™‚

Regarding the tingling in your hand – and I’m doing the internet diagnostic thing ๐Ÿ˜› – have you tried taking B vitamins?

Sounds stupid, but larger than normal amounts of niacin and thiamine help mitigate the tingles. Takes a few days to notice any improvement though.

(Source – self experience. Tingling and cold hands and feet are a really common aftereffect of long term alcohol abuse and it’s attendant nerve damage.)

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

This link is mostly for Alan because I know he likes donkeys

http://dlisted.com/2018/01/27/hot-slut-of-the-day-1508/

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
6 years ago

Regarding WWII, I recently read “The Monuments Men” (who, of course, were not all men), and “The Winter Fortress”, about the sabotage of the heavy water factory in German-occupied Norway). Both very inspiring accounts, and what the Norwegian saboteurs went through was the stuff of dystopian fiction.

This led me to reading up on the condition of post-surrender Germany, and sweet horse badorties I learned a lot. Given what I already knew about post-WWI Germany, I could imagine a generation of Germans in 1945-50 deciding collectively, ‘uh, yeah, let’s never ever do that again.’ I feel certain that very few Americans have any idea what conditions were like. Of all ship sinkings in recorded history, the two with the greatest loss of life were both part of the maritime evacuation of the Courland Peninsula in 1945 – and I’d never heard of it. The Colditz POW camp escape, by contrast, has had movies, several television miniseries, and a Parker Brothers board game (!).

I think I have a slightly better perspective on the human cost of war than many USA people; my grandfather was Navy for the Spanish American War, my father and uncle were Army and Marines during WWII, and I worked at the VA hospital my entire career. But war hasn’t touched the United States like it has almost every other industrialized Western nation – we send people to it, it doesn’t come to us.

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
6 years ago

But war hasnโ€™t touched the United States like it has almost every other industrialized Western nation โ€“ we send people to it, it doesnโ€™t come to us.

I like this what you said. it is not often I hear Americans say this perspective. for Europe 1950s and end of 1940 is full of suffering and they try to rebuild. Americans soldiers can just go home and make nice cars because their factories still okay. personally I think this is why many people in America veiw 1950s like ‘golden time’ because their industry comes in global demand because Europe needs their help to rebuild. also it is why ‘baby boomer’ is something which only exists in america – at least when people talk about that baby boomers are like spoiled children.

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
6 years ago

@Robert

You pretty much nailed it, I think. It does apply, though to a much lesser extent, to the UK as well. We go to war. War doesn’t much come to us (says the guy who’s house is literally wedge shaped thanks to the Luftwaffe’s terrible aim. Bomb hits on three sides. Still finding bits of shrapnel in the garden even now. ๐Ÿ˜› ).

Side note:

I worked at the VA hospital my entire career.

Thank you. You guys never get told that enough.

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

@Shadowplay

Unsure — I mean, there’s a 35 mm burst on left hemisphere side and 16 mm on the right of my brain, and I got a bucketload of medicine for breakfast for now to prevent it from happening again.

My brain is just reading all the signals wrong from my hand, and despite being famous for making salmari (Finnish alcoholic drink) to die for, I actually drink very little per year; I tend to make most of those bottles for various parties and there they get split up between people and have only a small sip of it post-preparation, maybe. And it is obvious that it is tied to that stroke, since my left side temperature control works perfectly fine, it is just right hand being crappy.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
6 years ago

@Skiriki

Oh, wow, do I hear you. I’m over a year away from my hemorrhagic stroke, but my right hand gets cold even though my left hand is at a perfectly normal temperature.

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

@Victorious Parasol

Yes! Aaaagh! And since it prickles, that cold hurts a lot worse with prickling feeling nastier! It drives me nuts and doesn’t let me sleep. ๐Ÿ™

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
6 years ago

@Skiriki

I hate that. Last year I had an episode where my right hand kept twitching. I was trying to get some sleep, but my hand had other ideas.

Skiriki
Skiriki
6 years ago

I’m sorry, but I just HAVE to interrupt everything with absolutely disgusting levels of cuteness.

https://twitter.com/DidiCarisma/status/957347005755547648

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