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Doug Jones Victory Dog Dance Party! Open Thread for laughing at Roy Moore

What a huge fucking relief. Thank you, black voters of Alabama, for sending Roy Moore packing.

Screw you, Roy Moore, but not that poor horse you rode in on.

Why would you ride to the polls on a horse if you CAN’T FUCKING RIDE A HORSE PROPERLY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU FAKE COWBOY ASSHOLE PREDATOR?

Here are some more Tweets and an open thread. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON.

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/940798680214458370

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/940787884285718528

https://twitter.com/DIorioNathaniel/status/940797919833329666

https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/940797646846988295

One more dancing dog because why not?

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Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
6 years ago

Jake Tapper telling the Moore surrogate that actually no, you don’t have to take the oath of office on a Bible

“whaddayaMEAN you don’t swear on the bible?!?!?”

He had seriously not even considered the possibility of some NOT swearing allegiance to HIS holy tome….

PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
6 years ago
Shadowplay
6 years ago

Ha! Can we use that guy’s face as the definition of brainfreeze?

Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
6 years ago

Repeated from the old Open Thread:

I think if there’s one takeaway to US politics I’ve noticed over the past year, it’s that time and again, black people, and black women in particular, have had to save white people from their own worst instincts.

It’s certainly not a burden they asked for. They have enough to deal with as it is without having to handle white people’s temper tantrums.

I can all but guarantee: elect more women of colour and the nation improves.

Tovius
Tovius
6 years ago

I think this is appropriate, given the circumstances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwSZgLLqPy8

And to the white people who voted for moore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO1G6ZacPmE

@sarah_kay_gee
That was hilarious!

Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
6 years ago

Oh yeah, and for more election goodness, the Liberal Party of Canada took 3 of 4 contests in the recent byelection: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/federal-byelection-decided-tonight-1.4443683

The Tories are leaning heavily on “Boo, Terrorism!” as Andrew Scheer continues to flounder in Trudeau’s wake, as they are wont to do. But voters were having none of it. Gordie Hogg pulled off an upset victory against conservative Kerry-Lynne Findlay in South Surrey-White Rock. Jean Yip won her husband Arnold Chan’s seat in Scarborough-Agincourt (which I grew up in when I was little) after he passed away of cancer earlier this year.

So yay! Up yours, Scheer!
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Also former Blue Jay Jack Morris was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame, yayyyy!
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Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
6 years ago

E.T.A. content warning for firearms violence

@ Tovius, regarding Tennessee Ernie’s songs, here’s Pete Seeger, “Goin’ Cross the Mountain”

Goin’ across the mountain, to join the boys in blue
When this fightin’s over, I’ll come back to you

Goin’ across the mountains if I have to crawl
To give Jeff Davis’ men a little o’ my rifle ball

good stuff… I grew up with Pete Seeger’s “Rainbow Quest”…. Looking back, it’s clear the Johnson-era conservatives and bible-thumpers didn’t pay very close attention to that show…. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Nequam
Nequam
6 years ago

Parasol: I had the thought of “Just let him *try* to play alpha dogg with Sassy”, but said thought quickly went places that probably won’t fly here.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
6 years ago

Thank you people of Alabama, and especially to the black women of Alabama for saving us, again.

Shadowplay
6 years ago

Dem lawmaker said revealing clothing can be ‘invitation’ to harassment: report

“I saw a member yesterday with her cleavage so deep it was down to the floor,” Kaptur said during a Democratic Caucus meeting to talk about sexual harassment issues, Politico reported, citing sources in the room.

“And what I’ve seen … it’s really an invitation.”

Infuriating. No, what they wear is not a fucking invitation to harrass someone. Ever. This is not a difficult concept …

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Roy Moore’s horse has been tweeting:

https://twitter.com/RoyMooresHorse

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
6 years ago

people of color (who are not David Clarke) to run for office

I’d vote David Clarke for office Christmas decoration.

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

Off topic, but Woody Allen was brought up, so slightly on topic, https://therottenappl.es identifies movies/TV shows with links to people accused of sexual misconduct

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
6 years ago

I’m so glad that black women dragged a bit of America, kicking and screaming, into doing the right thing.

I would just like to say that in the recent Virginia elections, the majority of white men and women voted for the fascists. This is a problem with white americans, and the way this country is built on white supremacy.

Shadowplay
6 years ago

@Sandra, @Oogly, @Katamount

Tom Perez agrees with you

Not that I expect the gratitude to last beyond the Christmas holiday, mind. It never does.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
6 years ago

@Shadowplay

Alt-right women shocked that alt-right men preaching that women are inferior are, in fact, misogynistic yet by these recent stats from Alabama’s election, will still vote for them. Yeah, not all those white women are ‘alt-right’ but far right enough to vote for a man who allegedly sexually assaulted a minor, multiple women, and visited a brothel with child prostitutes instead of a democrat. Good fucking grief. Everyday passes and those on the right still push for Handmaid’s tale to be reality.

But this is such a nice victory

Shadowplay
6 years ago

@Haise, it is a nice victory 🙂

As for the alt right women – they follow the rules the “men” lay down and then the men don’t follow their own rules. It’s almost like the rules are a bullshit disguise for yet more hate, ain’t it.

Regarding thanking black women for saving asses in Alabama – it’s not being appreciated in some places.

Pull quote, though the whole thing is worth a read (actually the whole blog is, she’s a fine writer and sharp as a razor):

At this point, I don’t know what else you want. I don’t want to receive one more email from a White woman that says, “Not me” or “Not All“. I don’t want to hear one more buzzword like intersectionality. I don’t care how many Audre Lorde quotes you can recite.

Black women have done our share of the work.
Black women have carried the load until our backs have bent in agony.
Black women have smiled when all we wanted to do was cry.
Black women are tired.

Black women will no longer play wet nurse to White America.

At some point, you have to get off the breast and grow up.

We cannot nurse you through racial discord. We cannot hold your hand through fighting racism because both our hands are too busy fighting to save our lives and family’s lives.

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

It’s good to see you feel up to posting David.

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
6 years ago

@Shadowplay

I see it. Black women have done more than their share to save the people of this country from white supremacy. It is past time for white women to step the fuck up.

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Dunno how to to post Eric Weiskott’s tweet here, so I’ll just transcribe it:

I have taken
the senate seat
that was in
yr state

and which
you were probably
saving
for an alleged pedophile

Forgive me
it was democratic
so special
and so disproportionately due to black voters turning out despite significant targeted voter suppression efforts

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Not Moore-related, but it’s an open thread, so: Salma Hayek on Harvey Weinstein. I already admired her…

Diptych
Diptych
6 years ago

Jesus. Frida is an absolutely amazing movie. I knew how hard she worked on it; that she also went through hell surviving and succeeding against all the machinations of that murderous rapist piece of shit… Jesus. Well, the film remains amazing and he’ll die in infamy, so, that’s something.

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
6 years ago

I loved Seanbaby’s roasting of Moore lately. https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom

Choice quotes:
“I grew up country enough to say this definitively: That child molester senate candidate rides a horse like an inflatable doll filled with fireworks.”
“He rides horses like a swimmer giving in to a shark attack.”
“If Roy Moore is this bad on a horsie, it means he NEVER let his 14 year old girlfriends pick where they went on their dates.”

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Reverse peristalsis alert: Huffington Post got ahold of a leaked Daily Stormer style guide which was shared last week on an IRC channel in an effort to recruit new writers.

The gist of it is: blame everything on the Jews, use slurs, and advocate for genocide. But in a light-hearted, fun way! So that “normal” readers don’t suspect they’re being led down the primrose-strewn path to atrocities.

The idea that anyone “normal” would read the Daily Stormer and not immediately close their browser and spray bleach on the internet is questionable, but whatever.

PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Tired of the Militant Plasticfaced) Sarcastic
6 years ago

ChimericMind,

I commented on his twitter yesteday that he hasn’t lost his ability to paint a picture with words.