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Doug Jones Victory Dog Dance Party! Open Thread for laughing at Roy Moore

What a huge fucking relief. Thank you, black voters of Alabama, for sending Roy Moore packing.

Screw you, Roy Moore, but not that poor horse you rode in on.

Why would you ride to the polls on a horse if you CAN’T FUCKING RIDE A HORSE PROPERLY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU FAKE COWBOY ASSHOLE PREDATOR?

Here are some more Tweets and an open thread. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON.

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/940798680214458370

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/940787884285718528

https://twitter.com/DIorioNathaniel/status/940797919833329666

https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/940797646846988295

One more dancing dog because why not?

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Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

I’ve always been puzzled by the inclusion of revolting-but-(allegedly)-healthy foods like sprouts and spinach as part of celebratory feasts. It won’t kill you to omit the less palatable veggies for one night, and your taste buds will thank you. 🙂

Shadowplay
6 years ago

We are 🙂 . No carrots. No cranberries. No parsnips.

Whole family loves both brussels sprouts and spinach – the kids used to fight over how many sprouts they got. Their kids are the same. 🙂

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

does not compute

The fights we had growing up were always aiming to have the number be zero. Sneaking one onto someone else’s plate when nobody was looking, for instance.

Oh, BTW — don’t forget to include some Diet Coke. Some people don’t want calories, alky, or a hot drink like coffee or tea, and would prefer something a little less bland than water.

Shadowplay
6 years ago

*grumble* I’d rather have the Daily Mail in the house than a diet Coke 😛

You are right – don’t think anyone wants diet, but it won’t hurt to get a couple cans in.

The sprouts thing – most people say it’s weird. But we do all like them, indeed crave them at times, despite having a normal range of likes and dislikes otherwise.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
6 years ago

Not doing the whole Xmas lunch/dinner thing here unless the partner feels like making something (Sikh guy, excellent cook). BUT…
Brussels sprouts ohmygosh I love them. So yummy, especially with tamari. Love broccoli, too. I find this pic hilarious, even tho I disagree and so do all my tastebuds:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TtjHZtf6vtA/SQiJ4yQiFgI/AAAAAAAADA4/0sZF-5N9cls/s320/bruss.jpg

Shadowplay
6 years ago

@Mish

One way I cook sprouts is using them instead of the cauliflower in aloo gobi. It is somewhat phenomenal. 🙂

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
6 years ago

*drools*

*drools some more*

Om nom nom…

Tovius
Tovius
6 years ago

My grandfather was Italian, so we always had to have lasagna for Christmas.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Spinach is one of the few healthy things I actually love. It’s great raw in salad or on a sandwich. It’s delicious with any pasta or on pizza and I love quiche Florentine.

Not typically into Brussels sprouts but I did have some bruschetta with sprouts once that was quite tasty. Apparently they can be made tasty.

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Shadowplay:

No parsnips

Normally I try to be tolerant when other people are wrong about food, but I can’t let this pass. What the fuck is wrong with you? Parsnips are heavenly!

Shadowplay
6 years ago

If parsnips are heavenly, book me a seat in hell please. 😛

They’re nutritious, versatile, filling, inexpensive – and I ate bushels of the damned things as a kid for all those reasons. Can’t stand the taste of them now. I’ll roast them for my partner, or make her parsnip soup, as she likes them – but no way I’ll eat them, barring starvation.

And, since I’m the cook today …. 😉

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Carter Page, Dunning-Kruger exemplar: Ex-Trump adviser Carter Page accused academics who twice failed his PhD of bias:

Carter Page, Donald Trump’s former foreign policy adviser, accused his British examiners of “anti-Russian bias” after they took the highly unusual step of failing his “verbose” and “vague” PhD thesis, not once but twice.

Page was a little-known oil consultant who lived and worked in Moscow when he joined Trump’s campaign in March 2016. The then-candidate named Page as one of five foreign policy advisers, calling him “Carter Page PhD” in a meeting with the Washington Post’s editorial board.

In fact, Page took three attempts to gain his doctorate from the University of London, finally succeeding in 2011.

In emails seen by the Guardian, Page compares his decade-long struggle to get a postgraduate qualification to the ordeal suffered by Mikhail Khodorkovsy – the Russian oligarch sent to a Siberian prison by Vladimir Putin.

In one unhappy note to his examiners, he writes: “Your actions to date have been far more destructive than anything I have personally experienced in my 39 years on this planet.” The fate of Khodorkovsky, he adds, represents “the closest analogy in recent history to my trials”.

His examiners said that he knew next to nothing about the subject matter, and expected to hide this behind blather. He was “dumbfounded” to hear that his work wasn’t as good as he had thought. He reacted with a hilariously overwrought persecution complex. Yep, you can see why he would be at home in Trump’s inner circle.

Kevin
Kevin
6 years ago

Re: Veggies and food likes/dislikes.
Everyone’s different, can’t stand sprouts as they set off my gag reflex (not helped by my mum belittling this as ‘nonsense’ when I was a kid) but I’d snarf down broccoli all day if it weren’t for the lower bowel side effects.
Experiences in our early years seem to have a major effect, for example my dad can’t stand rabbit as it was so frequently on the farm diet where he was billeted as a child evacuee in WWII.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
6 years ago

I don’t like lima beans for early childhood reasons. But I love broccoli and carrots and other veggies.

Going shopping today for Christmas feast ingredients, hopefully avoiding the crowds.

Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
Katamount (formerly Gussie Jives)
6 years ago

@Manecki

Oh, good call on ending War Room when you did. Having watched Brad Jones’ review, the last 40 minutes of its 120 minute running time (!) is just the stupid Double Dutch tournament! There’s literally two lines of closure (the d-bag husband lands a new job after defrauding the pharmaceutical company he used to work for by illegally selling drug samples and Miss Clara sells her house, THE END!) There’s no reason that film needs to be anything longer than 80 minutes, yet it just keeps going and going. The wife running outside her house in the middle of the night and yelling at the Devil that he’s not going to take her marriage (while her daughter’s in the house and can probably hear her mother’s nonsensical rantings) was probably one of the funniest parts because it just goes on and on and you can tell that none of the cast are professional actors. But the entire subplot about how much the wife’s feet smell (I am being absolutely serious about this) is brought up multiple times for nothing but padding and has the lamest payoff at the end.

You can usually tell a movie’s going to be insulting to your intelligence if it gets good reviews from the Dove Foundation and features that prominently on the cover.

Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
6 years ago

Re: Diet Coke

For me, it’s not the calories, it’s the fact that, as a semi-recently diagnosed Type 2 Diabetic it allows me to still drink soda without worrying about my blood sugar.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I like Mexican Coke the best as it’s made with real cane sugar but prefer diet sodas to regular sodas (in the US, anyway) because the high fructose corn syrup is way too sweet for me. I drink one or two diets a day as it’s a good way to keep enough caffeine in me to keep my energy up. I love coffee but with my insomniac tendencies, it’s too much caffeine to drink past 10 or 11 in the morning.

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Are there any Trump appointees who aren’t either ridiculous or evil?

US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ‘fake news’:

The US ambassador to the Netherlands faced an excruciating moment on television when he denied ever saying that there were no-go zones in the Netherlands, calling the suggestion “fake news”.

Trump’s new choice for ambassador, Pete Hoekstra, who was only sworn in by the vice president, Mike Pence, on 11 December, was being interviewed for current affairs programme Nieuwsuur by reporter Wouter Zwart.

Zwart says: “You mentioned in a debate that there are no-go zones in the Netherlands, and that cars and politicians are being set on fire in the Netherlands.”

Hoekstra replies: “I didn’t say that. This is actually an incorrect statement. We would call it fake news.”

Hoekstra is then shown clips of him saying: “The Islamic movement has now gotten to a point where they have put Europe into chaos. Chaos in the Netherlands, there are cars being burnt, there are politicians that are being burnt … and yes there are no-go zones in the Netherlands.”

Challenged about having called this “fake news”, Hoekstra then went on to deny to Zwart that he had in fact used the phrase “fake news”.

“I didn’t call that fake news. I didn’t use the words today. I don’t think I did.”

So, to summarise: he described the true fact that he described his own fake news as “fake news” as “fake news”. Doucheception.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
6 years ago

Our younger son has requested that Christmas dinner this year be gumbo.
We are going to accommodate his request.

Due largely to my childhood, there are very few things that I won’t eat. Some foods I enjoy less (raspberries, hazelnuts), but it’s all grist for the mill. With seven children, there was a certain amount of competition for food, and anything you refused to eat would be cheerfully snarfed by a sibling. One of my brothers went from twelve to seventeen without eating a single green vegetable.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
6 years ago

@Robert Walker-Smith:

Your sibling reminds me of my sister, who attempted to go for years without ingesting anything green. Her attitude changed when she became a teenager. One day at dinner, she said “I think I’ll have a salad”. Our father almost fell out of his chair in shock!

@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy:

I love Brussels sprouts, myself. As long as they’re not past their prime, and have turned bitter.

Another dish I love is creamed onions. Haven’t cooked them in years, because so many people dislike them.

JoeB
JoeB
6 years ago

Lol, Weird Mike denied again. Cernovich the #2 finisher in the Shit Account Tourney for the 2nd year in a row. Laura Loomer took this years crown joining Chuck C. Johnson, “TweetOfGod”, and Kurt Eichenwald as champions.

https://twitter.com/ShitAccountTour

Hambeast
Hambeast
6 years ago

Beast 1 (Desmond) had no fever yesterday morning. He still has a stuffy nose, but he’s eating normally again and trying to play which is hard when he can’t breathe normally thru his nose.

Beast 2 (Stoffy) is missing his buddy. He started calling for Des last night. He bonked my face and climbed all over me again last night (all night, but I slept through it better, I think.) He’s a sweeetie!

I’m back on my own computer now after Husbeast had to wipe my hard drive yesterday. Everything is much, much faster now!

Kidbeast will be arriving today to stay for a couple of weeks for the holidays. We’re planning to see TLJ together. I will have to purge my kitchen of cannabis before they get here; I got myself a Magical Butter Machine and have been experimenting with recipes the last couple of weeks.

JoeB
JoeB
6 years ago

Bad day all around for Weird Mike, trying to hold an AMA on reddit, folks are taking it to him, even mods getting in a few pot shots.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7liww8/im_mike_cernovich_journalist_author_and_filmmaker/

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
6 years ago

JoeB – thanks for the link. Wow. It’s an interesting experience seeing someone getting flame roasted that badly and not feel any sympathy.

JoeB
JoeB
6 years ago

You have to go halfway down the thread before there’s a clearly real question that isn’t bashing him. There’s one about a page down that reads sincere enough but is asking him to admit times he’s been wrong (and of course Cerno goes with “I use to think calling leftists nazis was dumb”)

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