By David Futrelle
When is Melania Trump not Melania Trump? When internet conspiracy theorists decide that the Melania Trump-looking lady standing next to our illegitimate president is a secret imposter. Never mind that this women is OBVIOUSLY MELANIA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
You know what’s fake for real? Donald’s “concern” for fallen soldiers. And a lot of his much touted charitable contributions.
Here’s the tweet that started the whole #FakeMelania thing.
Others offered their own “proof.”
— Strictly BLM (@christoq) October 18, 2017
THAT IS THE EXACT SAME WOMAN YOU DOOFUS HER NOSE ISN’T BIGGER IT’S THE LIGHTING JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Ok, wait, THAT is a lot more convincing. Her hair isn’t even the right color! Sloppy work there, Fake Melania handlers!
The evidence of conspiracy is piling up:
This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try & make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie pic.twitter.com/UjBCMJQozC
— Big Meaty Lead Enthusiast 🏳️🌈🙄 (@SJGrunewald) October 18, 2017
— Julian "Emotional Distancing" Aldana 🤷🏽♂️ (@cowboytuxedo) October 18, 2017
I would be such a good fake Melania because my hair is fuckin flawless and I look bored or grossed out whenever Trump says anything too.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) October 18, 2017
The real Melania is the friends we’ve made along the way
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 18, 2017
In other news, the very real Donald Trump is a fucking monster.
Trump to pregnant military widow on slain husband: "He knew what he signed up for."
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) October 18, 2017
And his “charitable contributions” are basically nothing but hot air.
Trump National Golf Club in LA claimed $5 million in charitable contributions, but removed the claim after NPR started asking questions
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) October 18, 2017
And he seems to have killed the Obamacare fix he earlier said he supported.
Two days ago, Trump said Obamacare was "dead."
Yesterday, he said he supported the bipartisan plan to fix it.
Today, he says he doesn't.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 18, 2017
Also, he says “billions and billions” a lot.
— VICE (@VICE) October 18, 2017
“Alt-right” shitheads continue to be shitheads.
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) October 18, 2017
This is why we need so many animal pics and vids.
Surprise, surprise 🙂 https://t.co/vjwFHfRpOx
— Dog and Kitty (@dognkitty) October 17, 2017
I will end with this important warning.
— [👁 ˍゝ👁 ] (@kpIusm) October 17, 2017