By David Futrelle
The fellas at garbage site Return of Kings have made their feelings about immigrants pretty clear. If you do a search for “immigrants” on the site, you get a lot of headlines like these:
You get the picture.
But it turns out that there’s one kind of immigrant that Return of Kings actually likes and wants more of: sexy lady immigrants.
A recent post on the site by regular contributor William Adams puts for the proposition that “FOREIGN WOMEN SHOULD COME BEFORE MEN IN ANY IMMIGRATION PLAN.” Adams argues that what he describes as a “massive influx” of “Middle Eastern and African male economic migrants” engineered in part by “globalists like George Soros” is ruining the dating prospects of native-born men in Western Europe and North America.
“Some have … speculated,” he writes,
that feminists in leadership positions either want to make things worse for native men, or that they want to increase the female value in the sexual market by making the society more competitive for men while improving their own access to men. More men imply a better situation for adult females who are free to pick among both native and non-native men and for both short- and long-term relationships.
And it goes without saying that “a better situation for adult females” is a very bad thing indeed.
In fact, according to a recent analysis by Eurostat, there were only “slightly more men than women (56 % compared with 44 %)” immigrants to European Union states from countries outside the EU in 2016.
But damn the facts, because in the minds of the horny racists at Return of Kings, the swarthy hordes are TERKING OUR WIMMINZ.
And so, as Adams sees it, we in the west need to open our borders to more women from places like Russia, Brazil, the Philippines and even “war-ridden countries like Yemen.”
This brilliant plan, Adams argues, could magically end racial division in the west and cut down on ISIS recruitment efforts.
When both white and non-white citizens notice that they have a higher chance of finding a long-term partner, they will focus more on living a stable life instead of joining pathetic extremist groups that do no one no good.
More importantly to Return of Kings readers, it will mean MORE WIMMINZ for them — a development that could also force the women that are here already to start treating dudes better.
[T]he sexual market will be much more balanced, and even native women may have to adjust and better themselves as a result of the tougher competition from their global sisters.
And it might even save Western dudes money on airfare as they won’t have to fly halfway across the world to find themselves hot foreign wives any more!
[W]hy should a man go and live in South America, Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia under worse material conditions when he can live in the West with a more traditional female partner?
This seems like a lot of work to go through to improve the dating prospects of some of the worst dudes in the West. Wouldn’t it be simpler just to deport all Return of Kings fans to one of these places?