By David Futrelle
Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, the regulars are lamenting the recent shutdown of a Chinese sex doll sharing service only four days after it opened. (Apparently people thought it was creepy and perverse, or something.)
But not all of Reddit’s MGTOW squad are on board with the whole shared sex doll thing — and not just because of concerns about, er, hygiene. One commenter warns his fellow MGTOWs that those who have sex with a shared doll are basically getting cucked by all the other men who’ve had (or will have) sex with the same doll.
That’s right: the rented sex doll you spent that passionate night with is cheating on you with other guys!
Responding to another commenter who thinks the Japanese will step up where the Chinese have fallen down, davebrain expands upon his accusations of “simpery.”
![gods_bones 5 points 4 hours ago The Japanese don't give a shit. They will MAKE SURE sexbots hit the shelves. No one can prevent this tidal wave from crashing down on society's heads. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]davebrain 2 points 2 hours ago Hitting the shelf is one thing. Renting is different. Anyone who wants a sloppy seconds doll is a simp. If you'll settle for sloppy 100s, marry a meatbag woman. Dolls are to avoid simping not to simp over.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sexbot2.png?resize=576%2C552&ssl=1)
Apparently the masculinity of some men is so fragile it is threatened by inanimate objects they put their dicks into.
Haha, what a bunch of sad f*cks. They truly have no perspective and will never do anything of worth. Truth hurts. While they slobber and whinge at their keyboards there are “meatbag whores” contributing to society and living actual lives, working hard, raising the next generation, saving lives, contributing to scientific research, the list goes on. These idiots live in such sad, small worlds. It’s just astounding. They must be so miserable.
Also, as a half Japanese person I’d just like to denounce these idiots for their faux futuristic, amazing-complicated-robot-sciencey impressions of Japan. Sex dolls have existed for a very, very long time in many different places. Saying every woman can be replaced by sex dolls/robots is like saying all males can be replaced by dildos. It’s so childish, and well, just funny. You can’t replace any sentient human being with an object, except for maybe Donald Trump.
You could replace Trump with an orange furbie programmed to retweet YouTube comments.
The very idea of rent-able sex toys is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like sharing a wad of chewing gum or re-using a diaper. Even if said gizmos were cleaned, it still weirds me out.
I followed some links recently and happened across a blog by a man who used ‘simp’ as an insult for other (heterosexual) men. Apparently, he was using it as shorthand for ‘straight man who treats women as if they were equal human beings, rather than FEEEEmales’.
He was also bitter about being rejected by almost every woman he approached, presumably because he refused to ‘simp’.
When I was a wee gayling back in the Before Times, I used to imagine that being heterosexual in this culture would be easier than being gay. It seems I was misinformed.
Regarding the OP, there are so many angles of squick going on it requires all eleven spatial dimensions to manifest completely.
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: that mgtows view women as comparable with literal sex objects, or that they ascribe equal agency to objects as they do women.
Aren’t they really thoroughly cleaned and sterilized? Jeez, I always thought it was just a metaphor, but these guys really think dicks are magic wands that will permanently supernaturally defile anything they touch for ever and ever amen.
From the news reports I read, the company replace the lady parts every time. You get to keep the parts you used.
@Shadowplay, PeeVee
I cannot imagine the levels of obsession those guys would have to have over their dolls. Wasted time over every little bit and part until that doll was different from the rest so that they wouldn’t feel cucked.
@Rachel
Those honest about their feelings towards sexdolls as not being their battlecry to replace all women are interesting tbh. Props to the guy who knows how fucked up the world of human trafficking is and how prostitution is frequently used as its front. I’m sure there are alot like him in that community but I’m also equally as sure that they’re silenced by the ‘all females need to be obsolete‘ hivemind.
No Galt, no one knows women “like you do” because you’re making shit up. No one wants your sperm. Please keep your fantasies to yourself.
I guess Seagull Man has already tired of the Kaitlin persona and is back to playing a libertarian MGTOW.
Fucking Galt has posted as Emma Goldman, who is a troll.
Go the fuck away, you tedious shit. Go your own way already.
WWTH, yep.
@ galt
So that would be 92% then?
The fuck is this bullshit?
@ Galt
a woman might hire a man to hack into the female sexbot and steal semen
I know you odd ducks in the MGTOW think your sperm is gold, but really – it can’t swim through cables. Nor can it hitch a lift on wifi. Do you even biology? Or computer?
@Seagull Boy’s 9001st sock
http://i.imgur.com/C91urUy.gif
I’m approximately 108.915667% certain that women aren’t going to be lining up to swipe semen from dudes who refer to women as “”meatbags” just so they can feel better about hate-shtupping plasticbags. What’s the incentive? Half the baby’s DNA would be from a man who hates women and disparages intimate human relationships. Can you say “genetic dead end”?
Not to mention, exposure to phthalate plastics reduces sperm count and motility.
Sorry, troll, nobody wants MGTOW jizz. Go take a flying mayonnaisejack at an egg salad sandwich.
@Shadowplay
Clearly women are able to hack sex dolls/bots in order to run highly detailed genetic analysis on the semen, download the data, and then artificially synthesize the semen in a lab in order to screw over the poor unsuspecting man with ludicrously lucrative child support payments. It’s a very well known phenomenon; after all, haven’t all these poor men talked about how awe-inspiringly good women are at STEM and how they can do feats of genetic and computer engineering that would otherwise be completely fantastical? All they ever talk about is how women are just naturally gifted in those areas, after all.
Is there anything these MRAssholes WON’T throw a fit over?
@Catalpa
They think Safe Havens is a documentary, not a comic. 🙂
@ReptileKraken
No.
Sybian rentals are a thing.
This is unrelated, but I want Seagull Boy to see it. =P
Two words: Muslim Vikings.
*kicks back, waits for the meltdown*
Anti troll kitteh
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Why 93% and not 78% or 250% ? The world of Gait work in mysterious ways.
*facepalm* When you’re just too darn cheap and unimaginative………
MOAR KITTEHNESS!….
….THE MOAR DE KITTEHER!