
By David Futrelle
Another day, another batch of atrocities and embarrassments, from Donald Trump challenging his secretary of state to a public IQ-test bakeoff to the release of a vomit-inducing tape of Harvey Weinstein demonstrating his, er, pickup technique.
Let’s start with that one, huh, because it’s somehow even worse than it sounds — so much so that you may want to think twice before listening to it.
Weinstein, in conversation with Gutierrez, admits to groping her. Here’s the audio: https://t.co/zSQbK5NV0c pic.twitter.com/vmrrSUp43w
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 10, 2017
You can’t help but wonder how many dozens if not hundreds of times Weinstein has had similar, er, conversations with young, vulnerable women.
In other Harvey Weinstein news:
NYT: Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie say Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed them when they were young actresses. https://t.co/1n7FgrNmoW
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/917526296925683713
https://twitter.com/xeni/status/917805989511913472
In non-Harvey Weinstein News That is Not Actually From The Onion, No Really, This is the World We Live in Today:
NEW: Trump proposes ‘IQ tests’ face-off with Tillerson after secretary of state calls him a ‘moron.’ https://t.co/kuCOSALDUl
— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) October 10, 2017
How long before Trump tweets a screengrab of an online IQ test.
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) October 10, 2017
I challenge Donald Trump to a public Buzzfeed "Tell Us Your Food Preferences And We'll Reveal Which Instagram Cat You Are" quiz showdown.
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) October 10, 2017
Still have not heard back from the White House on this one.
More news from the alternate reality we’re now stuck in: Melania Trump is feuding with Ivana Trump (yes, Ivana, not Ivanka) over who is the true First Lady.
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/917450380044390400
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Henry Kissinger is definitely alive and absolutely not being Weekend at Bernie’s-ed pic.twitter.com/xdYNUlrwdC
— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) October 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/917583613918695424
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/917808982819033088
https://twitter.com/lyssfame/status/917127717820153856
Now, cats:
— ねこばす (@neko_bus2010) October 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/MeetAnimals/status/917260879430811648
Ok, some dogs too:
https://twitter.com/dognkitty/status/917382725610332160
https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/917244228836691969
Ok, bye.
Goddammit, stop guessing my password.
FYI, the womens’ stories re: Weinstein’s sexual assaults are truly awful. I don’t usually feel too sorry for the so-called “beautiful people” but my gosh, those poor women.
In honor of the kitties & dogs I’d like to share a LOLCAT thing I made recently. It’s silly, but I like it a lot and don’t have enough opportunities to share it.
No matter what my cat says, believe me, he has been fed.
http://i66.tinypic.com/34j4nt1.jpg
Nothing lowers my opinion of someone’s intelligence more than when they brag about their high IQ.
Who would want to dress as Rick for Halloween anyway?
Hope you’re starting to feel a bit better, David! Glad to hear from you.
Anyone who brags about their IQ doesn’t understand what IQ is.
Because I spent yesterday being grossed out (while being engrossed) reading the Milo and Weinstein links, I will comment on the ‘cat being a tiny old man’ pic:
Catbeast is definitely a tiny (and fuzzy) old man; when he finishes one of his many meals, he gets up on the couch, settles himself in, and lets out a hearty belch. This must be because of his age and various illnesses, but it’s still pretty funny!
In other news, Gwen’s books is excellent! I heartily recommend it. Also, the luftwaffe dagger argument (from two threads ago) turns out to be moot because Husbeast’s father sold it shortly before he died. Bullet dodged.
@dreemr
Some cats are masters at appearing food-deprived, when it’s the last thing they are.
My cat Roscoe was indoor/outdoor, and I wonder how many people fed him, and how many names he had.
There have been rumblings about HW for years.
I have an IQ test for Trump:
Point to your head and say the two letter abbreviation for the state of Montana.
@WWTH
As a non-watcher of that show, I was trying to figure out what the szechuan sauce bullshit was all about. One of the Twitter folks I follow distilled the issue quite well.
https://twitter.com/CaseyExplosion/status/915662035869949952
One show I did watch all episodes of was House. Being a huge Hugh Laurie fan, I had to give it a peek and House’s attitude and banter was entertaining enough, but I felt that as the series went on, they seemed to forget the germ of the character much in the same way Sherlock did. It’s almost as if Sherlock Holmes was the template of the “misunderstood asshole genius” trope despite the fact that Holmes cared about his clients. The Pilot episode had House revealing himself to the patient only when she lost the will to fight her illness. Early in House, the first few episodes of Season 1 had House risking his medical license to acquire a heart for a bulimic patient and chastising Foreman for not taking necessary risks for his patient:
Fast forward to Season 7 House crashing his car through Cuddy’s home, either attempting to kill his ex or at best recklessly endangering her life and that of her family. Between those two points, it was like the writing staff fell so in love with abrasive genius House that the critical part of him that actually cared enough for his patients to risk his medical license just evaporated, particularly as the cases seemed to retreat into subplots in lieu of “Huddy”. Especially in those last two seasons, it felt like I was watching character assassination by the show’s own creators.
Then seeing dudebros throwing tantrums at McDonald’s over a condiment… if that’s not what end-stage capitalism looks like, I don’t know what does.
@Dormousing_it
Our neighbor used to have a cat like that. He’d take food from everybody.
@Gussie Jives
Thanks for that link, it is a pretty good explanation of the Rick character.
I enjoy the show, although I think the animation is only so-so. I do not get some peoples’ (dudebros mostly) insistence that one must be some kind of genius to “get” the humor. No, what you need is just a decent pop-culture familiarity and maaaaybe some idea of philosophy/general literature, etc. It’s honestly not any more complicated than “Family Guy” just with better writing and voice acting. Rick isn’t real, and non-geniuses are writing his character, people.
The humor is dark, and Rick is NOT supposed to be a hero. He’s as anti-hero as an anti-hero can BE. These are the same guys who lauded Walter White as a hero, too, when he was specifically written to be an anti-hero.
Hey, I enjoy anti-heroes! I like watching self-absorbed characters that DGAF like Daffy Duck or the cast of “Arrested Development”. I absolutely do not require any redeeming qualities in some of the characters I enjoy watching.
But the fandom of R&M is just…sigh.
ETA: Also, your friend is right – “Adventure Bros” and “Bojack Horesman” ARE both “better” shows than R&M. But they’re all pretty good.
Off topic, but not surprising:
http://www.newsweek.com/nazi-video-game-wolfenstein-angers-nazis-make-america-nazi-free-again-slogan-679530
Ftfy.
Gussie Jives,
I was actually referring to those Rick from the Walking Dead and “sassy” female Rick from the Walking Dead costumes. He’s not a good enough to be a hero, not interesting enough to be a charismatic antihero and not bad enough to be a villain. I’m sure the character has his fans somewhere out there but most people who watch TWD don’t seem to love him too much. Darryl, Michonne and Glenn are way more popular. I’m just wondering where the market even is for a season 1 Rick costume.
On the Rick & Morty Szechuan sauce thing, it seems to me to be people acting like sheep. I’ve never seen any nostalgia for this sauce online and I’ve never heard it in person. As far as I know it was only briefly available as a promotional tie in with Mulan. It gets mentioned in the show and suddenly everyone has to have it? It sets my eyeballs rolling. I’m supposed to have long since grown out of my college aged phase where have contempt for people I perceive to be jumping on a pop culture band wagon, but this one is really testing my limits.
I’ve only seen a couple episodes of the show. It was okay, but not my cup of tea I guess. With cartoons for adults, I find they’re often good for a time but wear thin quickly. There’s usually little to no character development in cartoons. At least the ones I’ve seen. One exception to that is Daria.
I said this elsewhere online: Harvey Weinstein’s photos elicit a visceral, revulsed reaction in me. He makes me want to vomit. Just so hideous, inside and out.
Shartheheretic,
They’re so goddamn stupid. And so blatantly transparent.
@Scildfreja
Yes. IQ is just a measure of how good you are at taking a specific type of multiple choice test compared with a sample of people who’ve taken a similar test.
I’ve been trying to find the Fat Freddy’s Cat cartoon where he manages to elicit food out of various sympathetic people until he gives the game away by burping.
Dogs are pretty good at feigning starvation too. It’s ten minutes till the usual critter dinner time and Bailey is staring at me with furrowed brows and whining softly.
@ Alan – pretty sure that one was in “A Year Passes Like Nothing”
Edit: No, it was in Grass Roots. My bad.
And the same people who think Skylar was a [insert gendered slur here] for reacting like any human would. Ugh.
@wwth -d’oh! Rick Grimes I didn’t even connect. I’m a fan of the show (although Neegan’s one-note characterization has diminished my enjoyment a lot) but Rick is just, eh. He’s Rick. He’s ok? I don’t hate him.
I might be just too tired of the show. I certainly can’t see dressing up as him for Halloween, and indeed I doubt anyone would realize it’s anything but a standard Sheriff costume (or “sassy Sheriff” I guess).
Re: Weinstein, after reading the accusations it sounds like his go-to move was asking women for massages (?!!?!?). When is this ever considered okay? Good grief. It’s just so gross and seedy.
The orange cat makes me think of the strange little comic Manfried the Man, which is a sort of species flip of cat ownership.
https://www.instagram.com/manfriedtheman/ (possibly NSFW for little naked cartoon men)
Just heard the H.W. recording on Newsnight. Wish I hadn’t (shudder!).
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@David Futrelle,
My favourite foods are lobster and globe artichoke. Which Instagram cat am I?
That recording is chilling. Definitely be warned about listening to it because it is SO textbook bullying/manipulative. I mean those poor women.
@dreemr, I love the meme! Glad you warned me, otherwise a bag of the good stuff would be on its way to that poor, hungry kitty.