By David Futrelle
In the wake of every mass shooting, we hear the inevitable cries from NRA types not to “politicize” the tragedy by pointing out the obvious fact that stricter gun laws would make such tragedies less likely in the future. We watch the trolls and shitlords of the alt-right flood the internet with disinformation and conspiracy theories. These reactions are now as predictable as the reappearance of the sun on the horizon every morning.
The internet’s incels — the bitter fringe-dwellers who consider their “involuntary celibacy” to be a crime against their humanity — have their own predictable responses to such tragedies: they mock the victims as “normies” deserving death — and try as best as they can to adopt the latest mass killer as one of their own.
In the case of last night’s horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas — a massacre that at last count left 59 dead and more than 500 injured — Reddit’s incels did not disappoint on this front. In a number of different threads devoted to the murders, regulars on the Incels subreddit celebrated the death of “normies” and “chads” and even tried to claim that mass killer Stephen Paddock — a man with a girlfriend, and thus decidedly not an incel — was “a depressed and delusional former Chad turned to oldcel.”
For many in the subreddit, the news of the mass shooting was something of an inspiration. In a thread offering faux condolences for the dozens of “normies [who] just got fragged in Las Vegas,” several commenters had similar ideas:
Those calling for basic human decency got an earful from their fellow incels.
In another thread, Reddit’s incels lashed out at the “normies” expressing sympathy for the victims on social media — and at the alleged “degeneracy” of Las Vegas.
The subreddit’s regulars found it much easier to identify with the shooter.
Still, it’s unlikely that Paddock, a 64-year-old retiree who apparently lived with a girlfriend, will be embraced by incels as another Elliot Rodger, the incel mass murderer celebrated as a “saint” and “supreme gentleman” by this despicable crowd. But that didn’t stop some from trying to posthumously recruit Paddock to inceldom, none more ingeniously than this fellow.
It’s a bit of a reach, given that pretty much the only things we seem to know for sure about Paddock is that he was neither a former Chad nor an incel. I guess the Incels subreddit regulars are a little hard up for, er, “heroes” these days.
Incels will never experience going to a tourist town for tourist things like drinking and socialising? That’s an incredibly low bar to refuse to clear. Doesn’t have to be Vegas; there are tourists towns all over.
They are vile, they cowards, they are hypocrites, they have no empathy, they celebrate the worst aspects of humanity and their entire attitude towards life basically is “If I don’t have sex, everyone deserves to die violently.”
Gee, I wonder why women don’t want to have sex with these incels.
If there’s one group of misogynists I find nauseating more than any other, it’s the incels.
Come on, you incel trolls that we all know are following those blog. You comment here sometimes. Come defend the statements in this post.
Ghouls.
Paddock is being described as “avid” gambler without any particular political or religious affiliations. Whatever his motivation, I doubt it had anything to do with anything that incels fetishize.
I see that fuck-women-everyday has this message:
What about being involuntarily celibate prevents an incel from drinking, socializing (okay, possibly it’s awkward socializing), or gambling (penny slot machines!) in Las Vegas?
I’ll give fuck-women-everyday the benefit of the doubt and assume that he’s just landed here from another planet and doesn’t know that legal prostitution is just a bus ride away from Las Vegas.
We would all love to hear out your words in defense of the statements created by your fellows.
And yet if you so much as threaten to dox them and they’ll be up in arms.
Incels don’t want to solicit sex workers. It goes against their principles or something. Yet more reason to call them “voluntarily celibate.”
I am too bummed to even curse…
They are so fucking disgusting.
And yet they wonder why no one likes them.
@POM
Okay, good to know that they have principles.
That still calls into question the logic of incels somehow being prevented from drinking, socializing, or gambling in Las Vegas.
Now I’m wondering whether incels would be able to eat, drink a soda, chew gum, or breathe in Las Vegas.
Do no incels live in Las Vegas? Is that an incel-free zone?
Uh-oh. I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of incel logic and must now somehow extricate myself.
Their principles are not what you probably are thinking. They have no moral objection to sex work or anything like that, they just believe that paying for sex is beneath them. Sex should be dispensed to them freely and copiously by a HB10 18-year-old virgin porn star. The fact that this doesn’t happen is clearly because they are too physically ugly and it has nothing to do with this being an unattainable fantasy (and it definitely has nothing to do with their repulsive personalities).
The incel sub has a bot that responds if you use the word “standards” in your post, Well Actually-ing you about how incel standards are not at all unrealistic.
Incels are being right royal asswipes again, I see.
@POM
No, that’s exactly what I thought.
And as for physical ugliness, I’ll bet that wouldn’t stand in the way of their gambling at a penny slot machine.
Oops! I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of incel logic again.
Oh, my bad then. Carry on!
Contemptible, but I think I’m angrier at Alex Jones and Pat Robertson right now.
So anyway, I’m reading a thread from the incel sub where an incel saw a couple that gave him hope and a good feeling, and the rest of the incels are trying to beat that feeling out of him.
Just in case anyone thought that they at least don’t eat their own.
That’s the clearest statement of the incel worldview I’ve ever heard.
@POM
“The fact that this doesn’t happen is clearly because they are too physically ugly and it has nothing to do with this being an unattainable fantasy (and it definitely has nothing to do with their repulsive personalities).”
Who says that they’re too ugly? Clearly the only problem in the world is that women are shallow assholes with shallow judgments of physical attractiveness.
Unlike incels!
Las Vegas is normie heaven? Really? I’ve been there a lot because my grandparents lived there and then after they died, my mom lived in their house for awhile. I’d describe it more as retiree heaven. Yes, that includes the tourist areas. No one loves slot machines and video poker and golf courses like senior citizens. Sure, there’s plenty of young partiers there too but it’s not exactly like the entire city is the Real World house.
I mean, the shooter was 64 and a regular visitor to the place. Doesn’t that tell them it’s not all young and hot Chads and Stacies?
I feel sorry for incels. It’s an intrusive thought pride rally. They’re depressed, and/or socially awkward and have taken every horrible thing they’ve thought about themselves and built a community around it. It’s toxic. This is just them being angry and bitter, because being angry and bitter is supported and reinforced there. As I said, it’s toxic.
@POM
That reminds me of an incident that occurred decades ago. I was in a very bad relationship and couldn’t help but have a jaundiced view of most men. I was in a grocery store and almost ran into another shopper’s cart with my own. This shopper was a not-buff, not-handsome guy, and I had dark thoughts about him, just because. Then this guy gave me a really nice smile. That man and his smile gave me hope.
Yay for random strangers who are good people!
They’re too in love with their hatred and their anger and bitterness to ever give it up, even for non-sexual forms of entertainment and happiness. Even if they finally did get their ends wet, they would move the goalposts and find a way to spin and pervert it into further rage and bitterness.
I have no capacity to feel sorry for them anymore. They’ve made their own bed of suffering, they can lie in it. I feel sorry for the people who try to get out and whom they they try to drag back into it, and I feel sorry for the casualties inflicted as a side effect of their hate addiction, but I’ve got no energy left to waste on these sad excuses for wasted lives.
Don’t. Especially not after another fucking shooting where they fucking hold the guy up as some kind of saint. Don’t.