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Maria devastates Puerto Rico; Paul Manafort sends SEEKRIT CODE messages to Russians: Today in Tweets

Paul Manafort may not be smirking much longer

By David Futrelle

Today, two catastrophic natural disasters, and the ongoing unnatural disaster that is political life in the US today. Also, Liam Gallagher makes tea!

First, the devastation left behind by Maria in Puerto Rico and elsewhere in the Caribbean.

https://twitter.com/TeaPartyCat/status/910568629787398144

The news from Mexico in the wake of its latest earthquake just gets worse:

Turns out that former Trump campaign head Paul Manafort is as much of a sleazy asshole as he looks:

https://twitter.com/patdennis/status/910612013969264640

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/910617003852955648

Despite all the Manafort news, my Manafort palindrome has not been a giant success on Twitter, alas.

The GOP is still working hard to steal health insurance from 50 million Americans. Vote planned for next week. CALL CALL CALL.

In other news:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/910500775171969024

https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/910597449969889281

Now, some cute animals (and Liam Gallagher):

https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/910282111571120129

 

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D. D. Webb
7 years ago

I now have no sympathy for Liam Gallagher and I still don’t know who he is.

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Ok, I saw the pug crop earlier today, but my question is: what are those two people un the background doing?

Also, I can’t even with Trump, the GOP, and the rest of those charlatans. I detest them all.

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

I now have no sympathy for Liam Gallagher and I still don’t know who he is.

A really whiny musician?

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
7 years ago

Liam and his brother Noel were the core of Oasis, which was a phenomenal band back in, as he say, the 90s.

He’s known for being obstreperous and obscene but he does seem to have a sense of humor about it, at least. And he says that last “fuckers” with such feeling, I have to laugh.

Nina
Nina
7 years ago

And now I can’t stop wondering what word Liam Gallagher used that was bleeped out considering how all the other strong language remained uncensored. Must have been really offensive…

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
7 years ago

Probably “kitten”. Maybe “doorknob”?

abars01
abars01
7 years ago

God, how I love Melbourne right now. All tucked away down at the bottom of the world where ISIS and North Korea and Randroids and Mother Nature don’t notice it…

If any Mammothers are affected by any of this shit going on themselves, I am so, so sorry for you. I wish you could live here.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

@abars01: Well, that would be Melbourne, Australia, then, not Melbourne, Florida. Although, my late father told me that young people who lived there referred to Melbourne, FL as “Mel-boring”?

This is off-topic, but last weekend, I got a three month old kitten. She had been living outside an aquaintance’s house. This woman was able to trap her.

Well, I didn’t see this kitty for several days, then I caught glimpses of her in my house, here and there. About 20 minutes ago, I startled her in my kitchen, and then she took off zigzagging thru several rooms, then seemed to VAPORIZE on my stairwell! I mean, this cat must be an interdimensional traveler, or a shapeshifter, or something along those lines! She simply disappeared!

I feel silly for posting this here, but there is so much bad shit going down in the world today, anything I could say about any of it would be trivial.

zaunfink
zaunfink
7 years ago

Pregnancy
-Newborn care
-Mental health services
-Prescription drugs
-Rehab
-Birth control

Uh. So what do they cover? And aren’t these people “pro-life”? They are aware what the word “pro” means?

Admittedly, birth control isn’t covered in Germany either and I’ve always felt that was okay-ish (I have much more of a problem with pads and stuff, but mens cups fix that relatively nicely), but the rest? How is this still a debate or considered a good and valid idea by anyone except the gop and insurance companies? And why isn’t there an insurance company simply offering all those benefits anyway? They’d have clients all over, not to mention money if they play it right.
What’s wrong with a sizeable amount of the people in your country?

Leo
Leo
7 years ago

What’s wrong with a sizeable amount of the people in your country?

Hee, that’s basically what I wanted to ask, without putting it in a way that might sound unfairly critical of Americans in general, I know y’all on here are as horrified by this as anyone. It’s really hard, from a UK perspective, to truly fathom why a sizeable number of Americans seem to repeatedly decide to be quite this irrationally awful. I know there are the reasons like racism, classism, disableism, and the intersections thereof, but none of that is exactly rational as such, either, and they put an awful lot of energy into their hatred and they still stick with it even when it’s backfiring on them. It’s baffling. I find our Tories to be awful enough, unfortunately copying the US has made our parties worse of recent years, but at least the average Conservative voter actually objects to their more rapacious behaviour, and some do at times vote against them accordingly. Republicans seem to literally cheer the GOP on with this, and their stated principles/motivations are all over the place.

I knew the bill was bad, but seeing the list really makes it clear just how bad. Solidarity with disabled and ill people in the US.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
7 years ago

Okay, tomorrow I’m Resistbotting the fuck out of my Congresscritters to fucking give Puerto Rico and the USVI some fucking aid. I’m part of the 53 percent that does know they’re part of the US and they’re predicting the power will be out in PR for four to six months. Not days or weeks. Months.

That shit should not fly.

If Congress has so much vim, vigor, and money aimed at trying to kill the mainland, they can at least redirect some of that towards not trying to kill our possessions and territories so quickly.

And the death of the Cassini spacecraft a few days ago made me realize that the Marmalade Turd and his cronies also don’t give a flying shit about giving any support to NASA and to further projects to explore our solar system. These are people with fundamentally no curiosity or wonder about the larger universe. They have no nobler drives other than the basest of the animal urges. If they can’t eat it, exploit it, sleep on it, fuck it, or shit it, they don’t care. And it makes me so angry. I’m so sick of these people and what they’re doing to us and our humanity.

Fuck these people, really. Fuck them very much.

Nothing is Permanent But Woe
Nothing is Permanent But Woe
7 years ago

I’d like Liam Gallagher to make me some Oasis soup. It’s just like normal soup, but you getta roll with it.

I’M SORRY!

Wicked Witch Of Whatever
Wicked Witch Of Whatever
7 years ago

@Zaunfink
Hey, I live in Berlin and my birth control was either free or heavily subsidized depending on what I chose. If you are a woman your Frauenarzt might be able to help find cheaper options.

I’m going to have a baby in around 6 weeks, and am still reeling that I’ve moved to a country with 6 weeks pre birth leave and 14 months combined parental leave after. (That’s paid, me and my husband can take a combined 3 years if we are prepared to do some unpaid). No costs at all for me for my regular checkups, my numerous ultrasounds, my Hebamme ( a trained midwife who gives you lots of reassurance and childcare counseling and after the birth comes to your house every day for a few weeks if you want to train you and your partner in breastfeeding and baby care ( and will also look out for symptoms of post-natal depression).

I did have to pay a bit extra for specialist diagnostic tests that got recommended on account of various risk factors, but not the prices I’d expect in the US

I have been told if I want to have a IUD fitted after the birth it’s up to €400 depending on what type, but that includes all costs of purchase and implementation . That is so staggeringly cheap compared to other places I have lived.

This is not to gloat or anything, but to say the US can do this! Germany spends less on health care per capita, and it is so much ch better. The maternal death rate is less than half the US. It still has innovation and medical research and choice, although possibly less quackery and pushes for you to try expensive possible cures.

It’s universal but not quite a single payer system, instead it’s an elaborate structure of state supported insurance companies plus a few wholly private ones for expats that provide a shitty service for cheap. The reason for the latter is that your employer pays the companies regular premiums, or the state if you are below a certain point income, but if you are a contractor or business person you can choose to either pay the expensive public premiums or pay one of the cheap, mostly expat focused companies which expect their customers to be young and well off and most probably male. I think a universal single payer system is morally better, but surely the US could cope with this variation!

Pie
Pie
7 years ago

@Leo

It’s really hard, from a UK perspective, to truly fathom why a sizeable number of Americans seem to repeatedly decide to be quite this irrationally awful.

And yet I see there’s a conservative government sitting in the UK, packed with people who think that the NHS is a waste of money that should be replaced by something like that amazing system that the US uses.

It might not be quite so in-your-face “fuck you poor people, and women, and especially poor women, please die”, but that’s the way they’re going and they still seem to be doing OK vote wise.

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ pie

they still seem to be doing OK vote wise.

When Theresa May decided to throw away a guaranteed landslide it’s a toss-up as to the cause between the fox hunting thing or suggesting wealthy people contribute towards their own care costs.

So I think any suggestion of undermining the ‘free at the point of delivery’ element is still political suicide here; and long may that continue.

Ledasmom
Ledasmom
7 years ago

Yesterday, a woman brought a cat to the vet clinic where I work because the cat was “masturbating on two separate blankets”.
She also brought her young daughter with her to the appointment.
If any of you have seen the Mel Brooks movie “High Anxiety”, you can more or less figure out what ensued. It included the veterinarinan explaining that the cat might be getting an “ecstatic release” from what it was doing.
Cat seemed a bit neurotic.

Pie
Pie
7 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

When Theresa May decided to throw away a guaranteed landslide it’s a toss-up as to the cause between the fox hunting thing or suggesting wealthy people contribute towards their own care costs.

And so despite showing no particular leadership ability or much in the way of political sense, she still clung on to power.

So I think any suggestion of undermining the ‘free at the point of delivery’ element is still political suicide here; and long may that continue.

The approach seems to be simply to starve the NHS by underfunding whilst simultaneously burying it under colossal amounts of debt, and then setting the economy on fire and pushing it off a cliff so there simply won’t be any money left for bailouts. Oh, and Jeremy Hunt is still health secretary, isn’t he?

Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
7 years ago

So what will Trump voters do when their newborn baby falls ill and they can’t afford care?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

Uh. So what do they cover?

As far as I could tell, the last bill only explicitly covered one thing, and I have no reason to believe that this one’s any different.

That one thing: Viagra.

I’m not kidding.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 years ago

@Christina

So what will Trump voters do when their newborn baby falls ill and they can’t afford care?

In another time and another place, Trump voters would have been those people who sacrificed their own children to the volcano god after being promised that doing so would end a terrible drought, or make the snake that had eaten the sun spit it back out, or etc.

If only America believed in actually educating and informing its citizens. If only …

Zenobia
Zenobia
7 years ago

@PeeVee Looks like they are (playfully I hope) choking each other!

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

I’m failing to understand how taking away pregnancy coverage is congruent with the GOP goal of securing a future for white children.

I’m also failing to understand why you need to join the KKK in order to call yourself a “Grand Imperial Wizard”. The reason they give themselves those ridiculous monikers is to make the atrocities they commit sound like a grand, epic adventure. They’re designed precisely to appeal to disaffected men looking for meaning in their lives. When Stetson Kennedy infiltrated the Klan in the 1940s and exposed their rituals and rankings to the public, the ensuing ridicule contributed to a decline in recruitment and weakened the KKK.

These days racist organizations give their high-ranking members dull titles like “National Director” and “National Organizer” in an attempt to sound more like mainstream charities and non-profits.

Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
7 years ago

I must admit, I still can’t believe that KKK titles like “Grand Imperial Wizard” and “Grand Dragon” are a real thing. I mean, I know they are, I just can’t understand that they call themselves that with a straight face. No wonder they got ridiculed after Kennedy’s exposure; those titles are the kind of things a joker might make up to discredit them.

Jesalin
Jesalin
7 years ago

I’m looking for opinions on this one.

Calgary man who strangled wife, buried body in home gets 7 years in prison

Seek (or Google) and ye shall find. Then (if you have it) search facebook for the article and check out the comments. Personally I’d recommend taking a Gravol first to deal with nausea.

Obviously I don’t have all the facts, but in my opinion you don’t kill someone and cement them into a wall because you are a domestic violence victim.

Crown prosecutor Jayme Williams had called for a sentence of 13 to 15 years. He said an aggravating factor was that the couple’s children were living in the home where their mother was buried.
“For a whole year they believed that their mother was either in hospital or had left them while they were living in the home where her body was entombed,” Williams said.

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ jesalin

you don’t kill someone and cement them into a wall because you are a domestic violence victim.

I’ll try not to turn this into a seminar, but how people react after domestic murders is quite a hot topic in legal circles. For example, it’s very common for women to tidy up afterwards. That used to be seen as trying to cover up the crime forensically; but now it’s generally recognised that it’s knowing lots of people are now going to be coming into the house and not wanting people to think it’s messy. I’ll leave it as an excercise for the reader as to what it says that women can be less embarrassed about a killing than people thinking they don’t keep a clean house. Similarly women were often portrayed as cold and calculating because they’d do things like prepare sandwiches for the kids’ lunch. But again it’s now been recognised that this is just a practical thing.

As for the burying, well in the UK it’s a bit of a cliché because of a TV programme called Brookside (that featured such an incident), but it’s not uncommon for people to panic after a killing. Although I’ll repeat the statistic that in 60% of murders it’s the murderer who calls the police. And it’s even higher in domestic murders.

I’m trying not to fall into stereotyping in looking at this as different because it’s a guy (although I do find that difficult because of my thing about MF violence being very different from FM violence). But I’m having to remind myself of a court martial I once did. It was a ‘conduct unbecoming’. Basically my guy had had a brief affair with someone. But the background was very interesting. My chap taught combat survival skills to special forces. He was your proverbial tough guy super soldier. Looked like something off a recruiting poster. But it wasn’t in dispute that his tiny wife was battering the fuck out of him on a regular basis (hence the affair, it was more of a therapy thing really). But there was much disbelief and incredulity about that (“But he’s massive…” sort of thing). There was also quite the lack of sympathy. There was some kudos for the fact he hadn’t retaliated physically, but also a sort of general disdain that he put up with it.

Gender expectations eh?

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