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Some creepy pics of the younger Trumps because I have a headache

Like father, like sons and to a lesser degree like daughter

By David Futrelle

I‘m having a lovely unplanned migraine vacation today (not a vacation from migraines but a staycation with a migraine) so instead of a regular post. which would require a working brain on my part, here are some creepified pics of the younger generation of Trumps (plus Jared).

Ok, a few more that might be even creepier.

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Weatherwax
Weatherwax
7 years ago

@bluecat

Eric Trump without filter looks to me how I imagine the subordinate male vampires in Carpe Jugulum to look, give or take a fancy waistcoat. And the same with filter.

There is practically no scenario that is not made better with a Pratchett reference. I salute you. I also agree.

GNU Terry Pratchett

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
7 years ago

@D: That looks like him. What a fucking slime. Glad that he got his ass shut down on national television for being disgusting.

Though, if he still has employment after writing that shit, I doubt this will damage him any.

Amnesia
Amnesia
7 years ago

On the whole DaddyOFive abuse, those are parents I wouldn’t trust with Sims characters, let alone actual human beings.

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
7 years ago

@Alan: I loved the Master Ken post. I’m going to have to look up more of this stupidity/hilarity.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

David, please consider improving your diet and exercising more. I think it would have a beneficial effect on your migraines. It certainly won’t hurt!

Well that was a little concern trolly.

How do you know what David’s diet and exercise habits even are? You wouldn’t be making assumptions based on his appearance would you?

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

@Scildfreja, Kupo:

RE: Car accident compilations

They’re a guilty pleasure of mine, I hate to admit it. Sometimes, I feel like I’m watching snuff films, and I’m ashamed of myself. Some of the accidents are so severe, I don’t see how the drivers and passengers could have survived them.

I particularly like to watch cars spin out in bad weather, when there’s ice and snow on the road. I think to myself, “Thank god it isn’t ME trying to navigate those roads.”

RE: Drumpf kids

During the late 1980s, I remember seeing a photo of Don Jr, and he had such a sad look in his eyes, I couldn’t help feeling a little sorry for him. What child wouldn’t be sad, if his or her parents were embroiled in a bitter, very public divorce? Well, I don’t feel sorry for him now. Quite the opposite.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@wwth
Ugh, how did I miss that the first time around?

Fat people are not inherently unhealthy.

Fat people do not automatically have poor diets.

Fat people don’t necessarily have poor exercise regimes.

Even if fat people do any of the above, it’s none of your goddamn business.

Even if people are unhealthy because of factors within their control, you need to keep your fucking mouth shut about it.

No one owes it to you to keep their body up to your standards.

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
7 years ago

Somewhat OT: A Something Awful forums goon put together a satirical mockumentary about the religion-fueled nightmare that was (will be?) the 2020 election. It’s “narrated” with spliced-together, out-of-context audio from Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History and Common Sense podcasts, and features various news clips and amateur video along with goon-made drawings of the POTUS. This was put together without Dan Carlin’s permission, so watch it before he gets Youtube to take it down!

[NOTE FROM DF: The video in question has some gory images in it, so at the request ofMrsObedMarsh I’ve disabled the link; you can still see the vid by pasting the link into your browser.]

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGYeTmHHZQM

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
7 years ago

Yikes! I didn’t realize the still for the video I posted would be so creepy! David, please feel free to take it down, and I apologize if I upset anybody.

Hypatia's Daughter
Hypatia's Daughter
7 years ago

Alan Robertshaw
Because men have never, ever, ever done things like break windows or steal a policeman’s hat.
And because things like the vote are given as gold stars to minorities for their good personal deportment, and not some abstract concept like universal human rights.

Hypatia's Daughter
Hypatia's Daughter
7 years ago

There’s nothing about the looks of the Trumpkids that grosses me out
But everything about their unearned sense of superiority and entitlement does.
They boys, at least, have stated they think they deserve to lord over everyone else because they are genetically superior people. How anyone can look at Trump, Sr’s behavior and conclude that they are superior because they share his genes is beyond me.

Croquembouche, extrenely mamal omen
Croquembouche, extrenely mamal omen
7 years ago

@ wwth:

David, please consider improving your diet and exercising more. I think it would have a beneficial effect on your migraines. It certainly won’t hurt!

Well that was a little concern trolly.

How do you know what David’s diet and exercise habits even are? You wouldn’t be making assumptions based on his appearance would you?

Concern trolly (or drive-by negging) in one light, stalkerish in another.

Potsdam Potter knows every detail of David’s diet and exercise regime, because Potsdam Potter is David’s official stalker, Millon de Floss.
I know this because I am PP / Millon’s official stalker, Adam Gnusense

and watching PP peer through David’s windows at his diet and exercise regime has been tedious for me, and my own stalker, and my stalker’s stalkers ad infinitum.

Potsdam Potter, if you can’t stop making baseless assumptions, at least start making more interesting ones.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Dormousing

During the late 1980s, I remember seeing a photo of Don Jr, and he had such a sad look in his eyes, I couldn’t help feeling a little sorry for him. What child wouldn’t be sad, if his or her parents were embroiled in a bitter, very public divorce?

Sr abused Jr. It’s pretty well known. His college years were pretty messed up. Came back to the fold eventually, but, yeah, they were not on the best of terms for a long time…

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

@Alan: One thing that strikes me about the suffragette cartoon you posted is that she looks so darn genteel about it…

The Adjunct
The Adjunct
7 years ago

Yeah, the last thing anyone with a chronic illness wants to hear is someone else’s unified theory of What Will Make It All Better.

I’ve suffered from chronic migraines my whole life. I’ve seen every doctor, tried every treatment. I’m pretty sick of getting treatment suggestions from people, especially since the suggestions usually tend to be along the woo-woo pseudoscience “stop-taking-pharmaceuticals” bullshit.

I promise you, the person with a chronic illness has already tried everything. You’re not helping. You’re being annoying. Are you David’s doctor? No? Then stop it.

Edit: ninja’d by David. I’m so sorry you’re going through all this. Chronic migraines really suck. 🙁 I hope you find a solution…

eli
eli
7 years ago

Best wishes, David.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

David, I’m so sorry to hear that you have health problems that stick around. Sending you my best wishes for your recovery.

THE_SAMURAI
THE_SAMURAI
7 years ago

@David

I hope you feel better soon.

Z&T
Z&T
7 years ago

Best wishes on the health too, David 🙂

Been absent here because I have been taking care of my sick friend – she got bit up by – something, and infected with – something. The consensus is split between brown recluse spider and deer fly infected with Tularemia.

She was really sick. And refused to seek med attention out of fear of docs and – “I was in the Girl Scouts.” OK

Well I was in scouts too, but – not all bug bites (esp. poisonous or disease carrying ones) can be handled on your own.

I understand though, been ill enough myself too.

It’s hard to sort it all out. No advice for me on the health, everyone is different.

There is one thing I want to mention – Mold.

I am sure everyone with issues has already thought of this. But, maybe not. I have bad allergies, is all I know about it. But, I am sure I’ve seen it mentioned in regards to migraines (as well as other health issues) too. Doesn’t have to be in your home either; It’s in the air.

We’re in Chi here too. And it got hot again. The molds are moldering.

Just a thought. From allergic us, on the W side.
Can exacerbate other issues too.

Feel better soon 🙂

MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
7 years ago

Thanks David! Now I will be having nightmares for a week! ? Well, not really. They are really creepy, though. Well done on those filters!

PS

I hope you are feeling better soon!

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 years ago

All my sympathies, David, and my gratitude to you for making this space exist and happen. I hope the cats are exerting themselves to be a good influence :-s

Dvärghundspossen
7 years ago

That seems super shitty, David. Sorry to hear that.

bluecat
bluecat
7 years ago

Sorry to hear getting proper help is proving so difficult, David. All the very best to you, and thank you for what you do here.

@ Weatherwax – indeed – your nym proves it.

GNU Terry Pratchett is pretty much a description of my reading at times of stress. Pick em up and start again.