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Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ dad’s jokes are a fireable offense: Today in Tweets

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, live from the 8th circle of Hell

By David Futrelle

Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants an ESPN commenter fired for having an opinion about Trump that she doesn’t like. Meanwhile, no one can stop her terrible father from making awful jokes on Twitter. Meanwhile, Apple introduces some new face recognition thingy.

On to the Tweets:

https://twitter.com/djlavoie/status/908041553050062849

Meanwhile, no one can stop her father from making an endless succession of barely comprehensible “jokes” on Twitter.

Sarah, please talk to him.

In other news, apparently you can use your face to unlock iPhones now even though this is actually kind of a stupid thing?

https://twitter.com/ComicPrintingUK/status/907714163564273664

In other other news:

https://twitter.com/PenzeyMoog/status/908098668301078529

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/908076373239103488

Cute animals!

https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/907609515952144389

https://twitter.com/Attenboroughs_D/status/907510344226152448

https://twitter.com/ItsMeowIRL/status/907186867094908930

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Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

@Redsilk: why Doctor #6 specifically?

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
7 years ago

@citizen justin – you bet – and about 50 lbs lighter, too with a better haircut…

kupo
kupo
7 years ago
Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
7 years ago

All I can figure about Shkreli is that his compulsive desire to be obnoxious overcomes his rational self-interest.

Isn’t there someone in the White House kinda like that…?

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
7 years ago

Props on the caption, Dave! After all, the deepest reaches of Dante’s hell are meant for those that betrayed the public trust. The whole Trump administration would fit right in with the fraudsters of the Malebolge.

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Mish,

It was a lovely surprise when I woke up, so thank you! <3

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

He claimed he’s playing a citizen detective, using DNA evidence to incriminate Clinton for some political murders, or whatever the most virulent haters accuse her of.

Okay. I know that the right wing conspiracy about the Clintons murdering people have been around since the early 90’s, but DNA evidence? They can’t possibly think that Hillary Clinton physically killed anyone instead of hiring goons, can they? Even if she did, what good is getting her DNA without having access to crime scene DNA to compare it to?

I’m still going with my original instinct. An excuse to encourage misogynists to harass her. Just in case Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren or any other woman gets all uppity and runs against Trump.

ETA: especially since DNA can also be obtained by taking a used tissue or takeout coffee cup or whatever out of the trash. No assault necessary.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

I’m wondering if he wants to analyze her DNA for variants correlated with diseases to push the sick Hillary narrative?

Just so everyone has some extra knowledge in case something like this does come up, you can tell from gene sequencing which variants a person has, but you can’t tell whether those genes are expressed. They may be dormant. Also, it’s not as simple as one gene variant to one disease. Some diseases have dozens of variants correlated with them, and you may need a combination of those.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

DNA can also be obtained by taking a used tissue or takeout coffee cup or whatever out of the trash.

I hope I’m not splaining here, but from a forensic point of view follicles are better.

Contact samples run up against something called Locard’s Exchange Principle. Basically that potential cross contamination makes them unreliable. With follicles there’s like a double part security.

Firstly they can take the sample from inside the follicle.

Also they wash the sample in solvent. They then analyse the solvent. If no DNA matching the follicle sample shows up in the solvent then it’s considered more likely that the sample is genuinely from the subject rather than a result of contamination.

(When I do my “Forensic Awareness for Feminists” I’ll cover how to exploit that process to alibi yourself)

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Well, yeah, picking through trash isn’t the ideal way to get a DNA sample, but it’s also the legal way if the testee is unwilling. My point is, you don’t absolutely have to assault someone to get their DNA. Yet, that’s what he’s going for. I don’t recall high profile conspiracy theorists ever doing anything like this with a famous male target (for example a certain other Clinton) and I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Misogynistic men will always come up with a pretext, no matter how thin to violate a woman’s bodily autonomy. This is just one more thing.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

but it’s also the legal way if the testee is unwilling.

Picking through trash would be more apposite for the sleaziness of the endeavour.

(Although that would be illegal in the UK I’m happy to say)

Jesalin
Jesalin
7 years ago

Almost into the final countdown, 7-8 days to go..and I’m half out of my mind because I still don’t know if this surgery is even going to happen. I’m still waiting (1 week and counting) to hear from my social worker if they’ll cover a piece of luggage so I can actually pack clothes and other necessities for the (some-what possible) trip. As for the main part, the actual plane/train/teleporter trip to get there…..I don’t have a bloody clue, and every time I think about it I just want to cry.

I went through Hope Air, because I’m poor and they provide free transport to medical appointment. Filled out their application Aug 28th, heard back on the 29th that everything was confirmed and they are working on my flight request. Then nothing. Emailed them a few days ago and the only response I got was:

We are currently processing a high volume of travel requests. Once your flight has been booked we will contact you. Thank you for your patience.

What does a breakdown feel like?
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Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
7 years ago

They can’t possibly think that Hillary Clinton physically killed anyone instead of hiring goons, can they? Even if she did, what good is getting her DNA without having access to crime scene DNA to compare it to?

I don’t think it likely that Shkreli personally believes in this – although sometimes you see people acting in a highly delusional manner when they want to be the hero that saves the world from evil. Like that guy who fired his gun at the floor in pizza restaurant.

Many other people wouldn’t think that far – or at least Shkreli hoped they wouldn’t. Wild conspiracy theories thrive because some people can be extremely uncritical when you tell them something they like to believe in.

And yeah, the bodily assault aspect is likely gender related.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

Maybe Shkreli wants it for some sort of voodoo ritual?

I hope when he goes to buy a candy bar at the prison commissary, he finds that the price has been suddenly jacked up to $12,387,609.78.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
7 years ago

When my older son was very young and learning about jokes, he would try to make them up. They followed the general format, but were cargo cult humor – he didn’t understand how jokes actually work.
He was five years old. I don’t think Huckabee has that excuse.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Maybe he’s really a Huckabeebot built by Warren from Buffy. The robots on that show weren’t the best joke tellers either

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02n2jLLs01qzmqkj.gif

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
7 years ago

Shkreli may or may not believe in any of the conspiracy theories, and it doesn’t matter. The dude’s a chan troll, trying to crush dreams and ruin lives because that’s what they’re about. Everything he’s done has been in the service of raw greed and spite. So, yeah, he wants the hair to make Clinton’s life a little more miserable, because he gets off on the power. He would be happy if someone actually killed Mrs Clinton, because it’d be another demonstration of his “power”. She’s not human, because she’s not actually in front of him. Frankly, I’m surprised these guys exhibit object permanence.

Does he have “DNA evidence” to corroborate? Doubt it, but maybe. He’s a rich asshole with buckets of spite to spend, so he could probably get someone working at a hotel she’s stayed at to send him the hotel’s bedsheets from her room or something creepy. Does it matter? No – he’s not doing any DNA verification or what-the-hell-ever he’s saying he’s doing. It’s to harass and abuse. That’s all these people are; that way they can always retreat to “it was just a joke” and “don’t take yourself so seriously”.

Seriously, the batman movies can go to hell.

Grumble grumble!

Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
Weird (thumper of trumpanzees) Eddie
7 years ago

Ann Coulter whinges on trumpification…

“At this point, who DOESN’T want Trump impeached?,” conservative pundit Ann Coulter tweeted Thursday morning in response to a Trump tweet defending the so-called “Dreamers” that DACA covers.

so, Annie, you thought the narcissist-in-chief was on your side???

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
7 years ago

When my older son was very young and learning about jokes, he would try to make them up. They followed the general format, but were cargo cult humor – he didn’t understand how jokes actually work.
He was five years old. I don’t think Huckabee has that excuse.

When my son was 4 or 5 he did this. The one I always remember is,
Why did the caterpillar cross the road?

To get some eyebrows!

*uncontrollable laughter*

Hypatia's Daughter
Hypatia's Daughter
7 years ago

Some OT stuff
Apparently Coulter (& Limbaugh) stayed in Florida to ride out Hurricane Irma (as some bizarre slap down of global warming alarmists??).
Limbaugh bailed in his private plane just before the storm hit (after convincing some of his Dittoheads not to evacuate).
Coulter stayed and I was so hoping she would be evacuated to a shelter, where she would end up eating peanut butter sandwiches and drinking bottled water supplied by FEMA. No luck.

No raccoon left behind – this is one of the great things about the internet. These videos of animals doing amazingly unanimal like things. I now consider that there is no rigid line between “dumb animals” and “smart” humans” – it is a continuous spectrum, with many animals crowding very close to humans in the ability to think out problems.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@Jesalin
Solidarity sister. Hang in there, your goal is almost in your grasp.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
7 years ago

@Gussie Jives

And here I was thinking select parts of Cocytus, the very lowest part of Hell. Namely Antenora, the bit for traitors against one’s country and the citizens thereof. Freezing everything off next door to Satan seems oddly appropriate.

(((Podkayne Lives)))
(((Podkayne Lives)))
7 years ago

I am no fan of Sarah Huckabee, but the ‘looks like she’s asking to talk to your manager’ line has long since gone stale as a way to trash women. It’s a way to imply that any (older) woman being assertive is an entitled bitch. I don’t like it.

(((Podkayne Lives)))
(((Podkayne Lives)))
7 years ago

Okay. I know that the right wing conspiracy about the Clintons murdering people have been around since the early 90’s, but DNA evidence? They can’t possibly think that Hillary Clinton physically killed anyone instead of hiring goons, can they? Even if she did, what good is getting her DNA without having access to crime scene DNA to compare it to?

If these folks wanted to think about this stuff in a rational manner, we wouldn’t have spent so much time thinking about how Barack Obama’s grandparents put a fake birth announcement in the Honolulu newspapers because reasons.

(((Podkayne Lives)))
(((Podkayne Lives)))
7 years ago

I’m wondering if he wants to analyze her DNA for variants correlated with diseases to push the sick Hillary narrative?

But…like…who cares? She lost the election. Her health is now irrelevant to the public.