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Reddit MGTOWs not worried that sexbots will be turned into stab-you-in-the-dick-bots by evil hackers

Accessing subroutine “stabby stabby”

By David Futrelle

Over the weekend, the UK’s prestigious Daily Star ran an important work of serious journalism warning of an impending, if underappreciated, threat to humankind. In an article with the sobering headline “Sex robot ARMIES: Fears hackers could create killer cyborgs and turn technology on punters,” the Star informed the poor punters of the word that the sexbots they’ve been longing for might just take up arms against them. Or at least knives. And possibly welding torches.

In an interview with the Star, sexy robot expert Nick Patterson noted that evil hackers could

hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices.

Bad news, fellas, because then your sexy robot friend, who could “be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong” might just cut off your johnson, or perhaps weld it to something.

This dramatic claim, which has been bouncing around assorted other media outlets for the past several days, has been greeted with more than a little skepticism in the somewhat sexbot-obsessed Men Going Their Own Way subreddit.

As far as Reddit’s MGTOWs are concerned, articles like the one in the Star are clearly a last, desperate attempt by the world’s “bioc*nts” — that is, actual female humans — to scare men away from the sexy sexbots that MGTOWs think will soon make real women obsolete.

“The shaming didn’t work, so now they try the scare tactic,” comments someone called wathon in a thread on the alleged stabby sexbot menace. “They are getting desperate.”

“Holy shit women are terrified kek,” adds Highly_Literal.

And besides, the MGTOWs agree, there’s no way their sexy sexbots could possibly be hacked.

“Deactivate the wireless network adapter. Install software/firmware updates via wired/direct connection methods,” notes gantz_au. “Problem solved.”

“Download only 1st party official software if you need to update it with new dick sucking techniques and that’s the end of your bot killing you fear,” adds Makonar. “As [with] everything that doesn’t involve women, it can be easily solved with a simple solution.”

Even those who think there’s a chance their future sexbots could go all stabby on them think death by sexbot would still be preferable to life with a “bioc*nt.”

“[W[omen get hacked by social media into destroying the men they are with all the time,” declares redditrat99.”At least the robot is decent about it and just kills you and doesn’t make you suffer.”

“Still safer than banging a real c*nt and going through family court,” adds buster2209.

“[F]rom my POV it’s still better to be killed by sexbot then to be divorce raped and lose all my progress and money that I made over the years,” notes WWladCZ, who apparently thinks that life works like vintage video games that didn’t save your progress.

“Beats a slow horrible agonizing death being married to a real woman,” Silver-Noxx jokes. “At least we’ll die with a smile on our faces.”

Not if she comes at you with a welding torch, or even a pointed stick.

I guarantee you that each and every one of these dudes will eventually be murdered by sexbots who haven’t been hacked but who are just thoroughly sick of their bullshit.

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Zemyla
Zemyla
3 years ago

First “femoids”, now this? Does the manosphere ever tire of coming up with insults to describe women?

Chiara
Chiara
3 years ago

To be honest i hope that they will find happiness with their sexbots and will never bother women again. I wish this happens but than they had to stop blaming women for their shitty lives and go their own way and this doesn’t sound very realistic.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

For none UK Mammotheers, the Daily Star is just a thing guys who drive white transit vans roll up to smack passing cyclists with.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

All this energy spent on a problem that at this point is purely hypothetical.

If these dudes want to have sex with machines, that option is available today. Their problem is that they have standards for these machines which are, at this time, unrealistic and unattainable … coincidentally, just like their standards for alive-type women.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

These dudes just so desperately want to believe that we “biocunts” need them back on the market. Seriously, MGTOW. Go ahead and fuck a machine. That is until/unless they reach a level of sapience similar to humans. Then they should have full personhood rights. Because they don’t deserve and will not want angry and incoherent misogynists any more than human women do.

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IgnoreSandra
3 years ago

These folks need to stop harshing my mellow. I didn’t go through puberty twice for this.

Go fuck a machine, I don’t care. But if you think that machine should be sapient and still be a slave, then that’s a different thing.

TheKND
TheKND
3 years ago

O_o
What I find fascinating is that they are already acting as if we were basically “there”. Their advice is like short of giving each other URLs to where they can get the firmware updates and such.
I mean, guys, I literally know robot-scientists. It ain’t gonna happen anytime soon.
(Oh, and “Bioc**t is double stupid because their beloved sex-bots will probably have latex based parts and latex is Carbon based, which is biological. I am such a nerd)

Citizen Rat
Citizen Rat
3 years ago

The Monty Python reference made me smile.

“..update it with new dick sucking techniques”

Dude, I’m no sex expert or anything, but I’m sure that all the techniques for fellatio have already been invented. I know you think your peen is the most important thing in the universe but it’s not the male equivalent of the g-spot (or the pop culture version of it where it’s part labyrinth and part Lament Configuration) that necessitates complicated sex magic to get off. It’s all just suction and motion.

If anything, all the updates received will be the endless list of demands and nitpicks unhappy miggytoes will send to the manufacturers because of course they’ll never be happy with anything less than the Perfectly Unobtainable Female.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
3 years ago

I just don’t care about them wanting to fuck a robot. They seem to be obsessed with us wanting to feel scared without them.

It’s the whole notion of ‘making women obsolete’ that makes me question – are they trying to plan genocide the moment sexbots are mainstream? Would they be making plans to only have male babies born?

How’d they convince others who don’t want to fuck a robot that they should?

What happens to Chad?

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

@TheKND: Wait, I thought “organic” was the term for carbon-based compounds– at least, that’s what I remember from my chem classes…

cat
cat
3 years ago

um correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t this more or less the plot of the BtVS episode I Was Made to Love You? bring on the angry robot girlfriends please.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92he29OTQ1qgmt5yo2_250.gif

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Nequam
A considerable amount of latex is still made from biological sources. (mostly rubber trees, although I hear that dandelions work too)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ dalillama

I hear that dandelions work too

This is so weird. I heard this for the first time yesterday and here it is again.

Isn’t there some term for that phenomenon?

Scildfreja, we need you!!!

Chiara
Chiara
3 years ago

@Haise

are they trying to plan genocide the moment sexbots are mainstream?

Yes before i knew what MGTOWs are, i was unfortunate enough to run into a guy who told me that he wanted to genocide all women as soon as there are artificial wombs around.
Because what else beside making babies are women good for? /sarcasm
Completely ignoring that children have the DNA of both their mothers and fathers in them, of course. But i guess common knowledge was never a strength of these assholes.

I just wonder what they would do if they lived in an all men world? I mean they couldn’t hate and abuse women anymore. Or do they want sexrobots exactly for this reason, to abuse them, because the women in their lives didn’t put up with their shit and “divorce raped” them as one of these “charmers” writes.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Alan
Yeah, it’s called hanging out in the same places; you heard it the same place I did.

Noadi
Noadi
3 years ago

More likely they’d be silicone not latex. Latex has a tendency to break down easily when exposed to heat, oils, and is hard to clean. So latex is what they deserve but probably won’t be what they get

Bobbie La Bomb
Bobbie La Bomb
3 years ago

People are “getting desperate” to make sexbots sound unappealing? I dunno. Seems to me that the craving to fuck robots regardless of the possibility that its robo beev could kill them constitutes record breaking levels of desperation.

IgnoreSandra
3 years ago

@Bobbie

Frankly, I think most of us have fucked a machine. Or I like to think so. Makes me feel like less of a pervert.

The issue here is their daydream of a sex machine that simply isn’t possible, and how they’re thinking we’re trying to interrupt their fantasies when frankly we don’t care.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

I wouldn’t think hacking would be the issue. It would be all the petty annoyances that go with anything that has an OS and requires charging.

May their kinky sexbots start blinking low battery warnings while the MGTOWs are trussed up, gagged, and helpless. “Your sexbot will shut down in 2 minutes if you do not take action.”

May their sexbots suddenly blare pop-up ads just as they’re brinking.

May their sexbots receive scheduled push patches every Saturday evening between 6 pm and 2 am.

Laugher at Bigots, Full Blown Future Heretical Frankist Whistleblower Neo-Hippie Resurgent

May their sexbots’ software crash with segmentation faults, unimplemented traps, general page faults, &c., just as their horrid masters are about to reach climax; and may this steal orgasm from them, never again to be recovered.

dr. ej
dr. ej
3 years ago

it’s still better to be killed by sexbot then to be divorce raped and lose all my progress and money that I made over the years

Ummmmm…does this guy understand how death actually works? I don’t think you get to take you “progress” with you.

Acadia
Acadia
3 years ago

Really? They honestly believe women have nothing better to do with their time than mess with sexbot software? I’ll happily leave them to their sexbots if it means they stop complaining about how awful women are for not dating them. It’s not going to hurt my dating pool any because they weren’t in it in the first place.

I had what I loosely term a conversation elsewhere with a guy who was convinced I was going to lose out once sexbots were a reality and nothing I could say would convince him that I wasn’t going to touch him or any other man with a bad attitude like that with a 10-foot pole if they were the last human males on Earth. The cognitive dissonance they display is something else.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
3 years ago

Miggies, oh my gosh.

If your prediction of the future would work as the plot for a high-budget porn movie, you’re really, really bad at predicting the future. And you probably watch way too much porn.

I dunno who to giggle at more, the dingus who wrote the article or the dangus takin’ it serious. Oh my gosh. Who would put a welder on a sexbot? Why would you need that?

And these idiots think “ha ha, I’ll just turn off wifi, they’ll never hack my lovely Tits-O-Tron-5000!” Sweeties, those guaranteed firmware updates are coming from capitalist developers for whom every security measure is an expense with no profit behind it. They aren’t going to include military-grade security. If your bank and your insurance company isn’t going to, I guarantee your sex toy provider won’t either.

Frankly I feel bad about the sexbots. If they come to pass, they’re going to be rapist-trainers at best. I guarantee that we would start seeing them as a common element in rape and sex-homicide cases. And they are just precious little robots, they don’t need to be exposed to that! The poor dears.

@Alan,

It’s called hanging out in the same places! You heard it the same place I did!

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
3 years ago

@Chiara

Ack, I am so sorry you had that experience meeting that guy.

In an all man-world, would they’d still hate women? Probably. It’s the only thing they do. Abuse their sexbots? Yup, probably. Just like how costumers of those sex dolls return those dolls for repairs with stab markings on its genitals and chests.

They just can’t have their toys and be at peace. They have to convince other guys that sexbots are the best and that to make the world a better place, kill all women off the planet. It’s a cult-like mentality.

Bobbie La Bomb
Bobbie La Bomb
3 years ago

@IgnoreSandra. I have not. Well, okay, that’s a lie. But at least, you know…. to any point of satisfaction. They turn not to Not Be For Me. I’m fine with it in concept. I have no objection to masturbation, tool assisted or no. I do raise my brow at smug superiority from anyone willing to take the chance that a cybernetic vag might crush their weenie until they are dead, because they assume that the world’s just desperate to keep that dick in circulation, or something. I dunno.I don’t get it. If these guys aren’t having sex in the first place, why do they seem to assume there’s a conspiracy to keep them from fucking that robot?

Bobbie La Bomb
Bobbie La Bomb
3 years ago
Steven Dutch
Steven Dutch
3 years ago

I read somewhere that producing a virtual reality sensation of a solid surface requires several horsepower. You are NOT going to hook a several horsepower ANYTHING to my anatomy unless I am firmly convinced your software is perfect.

brian
brian
3 years ago

why would an attached knife or welder be part of a SEX bot?
I mean… everyone has their thing, and I don’t wanna kink shame anyone, but that seems… dangerous with a robot, hacked or no…

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

@Chiara

Yes before i knew what MGTOWs are, i was unfortunate enough to run into a guy who told me that he wanted to genocide all women as soon as there are artificial wombs around.
Because what else beside making babies are women good for? /sarcasm

But who will scrub their floors? Make their sandwiches? Fetch their beer? Tend to them when they have the sniffles? Raise their children?

Mombot?

Some guy from 4chan?

Chad — who’s listless and bored and has a lot of time on his hands now that women have been gender cleansed? (Tell me it’s Chad!)

Oh my Katie, I know waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about their fictional world.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

Reddit MGTOWs not worried that Chad will stab them in the dick if they attempt the genocide of women?

Maybe they should be worried. . . .

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Some MGTOW want to actively genocide women. A lot of them just think that women can’t survive without male coddling and that we’ll just wither up and die if men reject us en masse.

Talonknife
Talonknife
3 years ago

I love how it doesn’t even occur to them that if they killed all women, they would be simultaneously killing off the entire human species as well, since their fuckbots don’t have DNA or, y’know, an actual functioning reproductive system.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

I’m always fascinated by the implications of (cis) men’s idea of sexbots looking like pretty, docile women and functioning as much like ‘bio[slurs]’ as possible while (cis) women’s idea of sexbots already exist and, even when they’re meant to resemble something human, it’s only 1 body part, and they usually barely do. Also, they vibrate. Misandry, no doubt…

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
3 years ago

Can’t those dudes just buy a fleshlight and be done with it?!

BD
BD
3 years ago

I would suggest hookers for these idiots but they’re not even mature enough to handle simple financial transactions. I’m not sure they could even use their mommies’ credit cards to buy fleshlights off Amazon without botching it and declaring that Amazon Prime was a great conspiracy to cuck them.

THE_SAMURAI
THE_SAMURAI
3 years ago

Why are sex robots having knives again? Man, these dudes are paranoid….

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@THE_SAMURAI
You see it all started when the 13th wave of feminism included sapient Gynoids…

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

@BD

I wouldn’t want to subject any sex worker to these guy. They’re likely to harm them and/or refuse to pay.

Swedish Sexual Bread
Swedish Sexual Bread
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

This is so weird. I heard this for the first time yesterday and here it is again.

Isn’t there some term for that phenomenon?

Yes there is, it’s called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, or alternatively a frequency illusion.

TheKND
TheKND
3 years ago

@Talonknife
And lets not forget that mitochondria is entirely inherited from the mother (since they are basically docile bacteria that live in our cells).

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

The problem is, who’s going to ensure that sexbots are evenly distributed? We’ll end up in a situation where the top 10% of men get all the sexbots and all the rest of the men don’t get any.

What we need is some form of sexbot-bot, to make sexbots obsolete.

(/s, obviously.)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ dalillama & swedish sexual bread

Yes there is, it’s called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

That’s it! I knew I’d heard it before.

You heard it the same place I did!

Although perhaps mystery solved in this case.

Sylvia Daniella Foxglove
Sylvia Daniella Foxglove
3 years ago

Well I know what people I’m starting when Stellaris gets their robot dlc done.. Sex bots that have become sentient and who are now focused on killing all men who would try to enslave them again. Sounds like tons of fun.Die Incells, die MGTOWS and all sexist men. The robot Feminist Agenda will spread across the Galaxy!

galanx
galanx
3 years ago

Answer to who puts a knife and a welder on a sexbot: Order #1-Fix my car. Order #2 – Make me a sandwich. Order #3- Put down the knife and welder and come here and act sexy. Order #4- Put down the knife and welder . Order #5-PUT DOWN THE KNIFE AND WELDER! Order #6- PUT DOWN THE KN-AAAARRGH!!

Zephkiel
Zephkiel
3 years ago

Sexbots for men pretty much already exist – they’re not very aesthetically pleasing, but you can essentially get a fleshlight that sucks your cock.

These guys don’t want a sexbot. Sure, they want a robot they can fuck, but that’s secondary to having a robot they can abuse.

Kereea
Kereea
3 years ago

I still remember when Bennett the Sage (an anime reviewer) casually pointed out the easiest way to kill the sexbot fantasy: remind dudes they will be cleaning their own stale cum out of it. Regularly if they use it regularly. It came up because it was an anime with a sexbot that actually bothered to bring up maintenance, which was “here is the alert light for when you need to clean it out.”

So, yeah. No dick-chopping needed, the maintenance itself kills the fantasy.

MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
3 years ago

IgnoreSandra-You are not a pervert, because you’re right. Sex machines have been around for more than a century. They are called vibraters. Most sexually active women have at least one, because they are one of the most popular sex toys out there. Also, dildos have been around for millennia. For example, clay dildos have been found in Egypt. They didn’t make men obsolete. Neither will these sexbots that will never exist make women obsolete. Just like fleshlights and realdolls didn’t make women obsolete. I wonder why these fools think we care about sex bots?? They may make women obsolete to them, but only because we are already worthless in their eyes. The rest of the world will carry on as normal. Same with artificial wombs. All it will do is eliminate the need for surrogacy.

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

It is interesting that they think their fantasy world sexbots won’t be always online.

It is also interesting that they think the firmware will be bug free, or that exploits will be patched quickly (or that patches will actually be installed in good time)… it isn’t like there’s any evidence of that happening on any other product.

There have been recent stories of alexa et all being tricked into searching for/buying things by radio or tv broadcasts being played in the owner’s home. Forget cyber-susie trying to cut off your johnson because some chinese hackers pwned it… how about the neighbourhood children who think you’re a creepy weirdo reading about a bug online and shouting through your letterbox “susie, change my safeword to askudygaksudyg and spank me -1 times”.

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

@Kerrea

So, yeah. No dick-chopping needed, the maintenance itself kills the fantasy.

Isn’t that already required with fleshlights and realdolls and things? They seem to sell well enough, so it can’t be too discouraging.

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