By David Futrelle
The stunted human beings known as Men Going Their Own Way love to imagine apocalyptic scenarios in which women are forced to beg them for help, offering sexual favors for cans of beans.
Now, with something truly apocalyptic barreling into Florida, they’re … well, doing the exact same thing, with Florida-based MGTOWs boasting of their preparedness and mocking all those allegedly hapless women they think will soon be beating a path to their home fortresses in search of food and shelter.
In a post on the MGTOW subreddit on Friday, one MGTOW Redditor seemed positively eager for Irma to do its thing to Orlando.
I would be surprised if even one “single woman riding the carousel” has approached him to ask for anything at all.
Naturally, cleats4u’s fellow MGTOW Redditors agreed that women are a bunch of helpless hypocrites who talk tough but then have the gall to … sometimes depend on other people.
![DangZagnut 98 points 2 days ago I'm in Florida too. I have noticed a reduction in feminist independent empowered women lately. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]Paladin2903 84 points 2 days ago As soon as times get tough (war, natural disaster, economic crash, etc.), they immediately revert to the 1950's little helpless fawn/damsel in distress. This generally applies to even the most ravenous feminazi, unless she munches carpet and looks like a dude. As soon as times get good again (because MEN made them good) then they're "independent" and "empowered" women. Lol.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mi2.png?resize=580%2C497&ssl=1)
I’m sure if an when these guys accidentally set fire to their homes with their balky generators they will steadfastly refuse the help of emergency services, because relying on others for help is for pussies.
This fellow, meanwhile, imagines a fun and kicky Mad Max scenario that for some reason involves a great deal of macaroni.
Another fellow fantasizes about trading sandwiches for sex:
I’m pretty sure most women would rather starve.
Which, apparently, is what most of those on the MGTOW subreddit would prefer for them as well.
![DagonNaxos 43 points 2 days ago Give them nothing. They deserve nothing. Let em starve. Be safe and lock and load permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]mthrowaway52 5 points 1 day ago They can get a lead sandwich if they trespass.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mi5.png?resize=561%2C411&ssl=1)
And MGTOWs still try to convince people that their lady-hating cult is all about “self-improvement.” Nothing about these guys is new or improved.
Ugh.
But actually, stay safe everyone in the path of Irma, including these asshats. But I hope they run out of fuel if they’re using their generators to blast the AC. Jerks.
lol at the guy planning to ruin his dirtbike in flooded streets while eating macaroni he can’t cook without electricity or running water. Truly these are the men who shall conquer the post apocalyptic hellscape of a hurricane disaster.
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These folks are so fucking privileged. I guess none of them have special food that needs to be refrigerated, medical support that demands power, or pills they need which they could run out of (Hi, I’m not going off my meds). Or hell, pets that need specific temperature controlled environments (Snakes and fish, anyone?).
Also, this isn’t realistic. I don’t know a single woman who’d “Suck c*** for a sandwich”, no matter how hungry she was. What’s more likely to happen if he becomes known for hoarding food that other folk need to survive is that people are gonna break in and take it, and if he’s on his own, then he’s always got periods of vulnerability.
Also, MACARONI AND CHEESE? WHAT THE HELL? If you’ve got no electricity, you need things you can cook over a fire – soups, grilled things, stuff of that nature. And if you have limited electricity, a crock pot is your best bet. Most foods make tolerable stew or soup when cooked long enough.
Morons.
Oh for Pete’s sake. Most women who live in hurricane prone areas know what to do and what provisions to buy for emergencies. I have quite a few family and friends who live in Florida, and they have acquired everything they need if they are going to ride it out. They are boarding up their windows as we speak (which they had from the last hurricane) as well. No one is going to be seeking these toads out to be taken care of instead of preparing themselves. People may need to be rescued but not because they didn’t prepare.
Wishing those in Florida and elsewhere to remain safe.
I’ve just read recommendation about not to use generators indoor because risk of carbon monoxide poisoning.
These MGTOW are so clever, as usual.
For all of you in the path of hurricanes, and other catastrophes: stay safe.
TIL that not only is living in a disaster zone exactly like camping, but that cheap mac & cheese is appropriate camping food.
The picture could not be more appropriate, as the front sight is mounted upside-down.
Don’t feed the wild female or she will become a nuisance.
Isn’t also backwards as well?
This may seem like a weird question but do any of the regulars here have apocalypse fantasies?
Not literally like these migtow weirdos but for example; me, when I play the fallout games I’m hunting down slavers and taking the fight to Caesars proto fascist legion.
I know in a real apocalypse I’ll become a skeleton fast but at least in safe fiction I try to realize myself as a force for justice like an idealized superhero. My fallout storylines never involve me trading sex for stims
I hope Dixie_Wehrwolf enjoys eating his raw crunchy macaroni and powdered cheese when his water and power go out. Should have stocked up on pre-cooked hot dogs instead. All you have to do is toast those over a fire on a stick.
@Dan
Not really fantasies but I think about things like, “If I need to scavenge for my own food, there are a bunch of wild roses over in this area that can provide some vitamins” and stuff like that.
How does Cleats know that the single women on his block are riding the carousel? Is he lurking around their windows with binoculars or something?
These MGTOW also seems to be overestimating how apocalyptic this storm is. A lot of the power outages will be probably be short term in the places not getting the direct hit. There are also shelters and aid organizations. It’s not going to get to a so desperate for food that women have to suck cock to eat kind of place. As much as MGTOW hope otherwise.
A few interesting things here.
– You don’t see them hoping that Chad is desparate for help, food and shelter. They don’t want to see their supposed nemesis brought low. They don’t imagine that all the time Chad spent boning sluts instead of disaster preparation will come back to haunt him. They don’t fantasize about serving him a lead sandwich. Bros before hoes, eh, MGTOWs?
– Surely Chad will be taking some or more of the ladeeeez with him? I can’t imagine a Thundercock going without, just because of a little hurricane.
– What happened to all the beta orbiters? You’d expect a weakling bluepill friendzoned cuck to be building up his shelter for all the ladies who aren’t ever going to sleep with him/are after all his money to pay for Chad’s kids.
Morgaine: so this could be a self-correcting problem?
I’m sure we all know that MGTOWs are full of crap, but I’ll say this: I live in Tampa. Things are about to hit the fan here real fast. Believe me, women aren’t running around in a panic. It’s disturbing and telling that the MGTOWs would use a natural disaster to spew their nonsense.
Also, regarding the responses to mr. mac’n’cheese… why do you need power to cook stuff? That’s what gas burners are for. There’s plenty to ridicule him for, but that seems like a bit of an odd one.
@Morgaine
I’m kinda surprised there are people who don’t know this. Any kind of gas-powered engine outputs carbon monoxide in its exhaust, and generators are gas powered. But then my dad is kind of a mechanical guru, so yeah.
On the topic of power outages, back when Irma was projected to hit my family, we were preparing for two to three weeks of a power outage. Even if you had no food at all, you’re going to survive for a week. You won’t be happy at all and it won’t be good for you, but you’re likely to survive.
@Pie
It depends on whether he has a gas or electric stove.
@PaganReader
…or if he has a portable gas stove for camping, which seems plausible, no?
I’m a fan of hexamine blocks. They’re little tablets that burn really hot so you can cook in emergencies. I mainly use them for making tea when I’m out and about in the middle of nowhere. But I highly recommend them for emergencies. You can just put them under a tin of beans for instance.
Apparently macaroni dude can’t imagine going anywhere without driving either since he gassed up his bike.
Also a useful ingredient for making your own plastic explosives. The more you know, eh?
@Alan:
This has to be the most British thing anyone has ever put in writing… 😉