Irma hits Florida, Ann Coulter does her nails: Today in Tweets

It’s like all rightwing pundits are dissing the hurricane concern as a reflex to counter any mainstream media narrative. They’d say the sky is blue if mainstream media told it’s dark grey and littered with flying debris.

@Ape
Or they’re dissing it because climate change denial is getting really hard.

It’s a shame dear Ann cannot be transported straight to where Irma is making landfall. Now.

LOL good timing on visiting Orlando, Valentine. Hope it doesn’t turn into a nightmare scenario for you.

Good to hear from you, and good luck with the hurricane.

I’ve a friend who is a professor at UCF. Fortunately for him and Valentine he figures that unless Irma changes track they’ll get storm force winds at the most (yeah, ‘only’ storm force winds? Yipe).

Tampa and the rest of the west coast isn’t going to be so lucky. 🙁

The only way to stop a hurricane is a good guy with a gun??!!??!!

Alan, you are correct! Little bit stupid to come in hurricane season…we plan for nearly one year and half for this holiday and only now did I think about hurricanes ?

Coulter has always been a troll, but she’s now veering into pathetic lulz troll who swiftly gets banned from from blogs like this after a good mocking. It’s the only way she can get attention now that the aggressively awful and bigoted right wing media personality market has gotten so saturated.

If I were a nicer person, I’d feel bad for her.

Hey, Valentine! Stay safe and dry, and I hope all the Mammotheers in the path – or the aftermath – of any of the latest run of disasters stay safe.

I can get somebody wondering idly (xkcd-style) about what happens if you shoot a bullet into a hurricane; I’m somewhat gobsmacked at somebody suggesting actually doing it (seriously, you’re going to start shooting for fun in the middle of a densely-inhabited disaster zone?) and the notion getting taken seriously enough by so many people that a formal request not to has to be officially announced on TV.

Is Coulter trying to be funny and cool or something? Well I suppose the death-toll doesn’t register with her – as long as it’s in other countries, at least. What a hack.

Also in tweets: Pizza hut is demanding their florida workers follow some shitty guidelines to not lose their job because they evacuated for a fucking hurricane.

Those are almost hilariously stupid (“Be prepared NOW but don’t evacuate now, we need our stores staffed in case people want to order hurricane pizza”) but of course there’s nothing funny about someone having to choose between a job and safety.

I’m gonna say it: the ocean life must be massively confused right now.

I hope you’re all as safe as can be over there.

That dog’s blue steel is on point tho

@Val
Hiya! *hugs* Keep safe!

I blocked Scott Adams ages ago, myself. He kept showing up via a (not close) friend. Twitter (and everything else) is better without him!