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Incels want North Korea to nuke the US so women won’t get “likes” on Facebook anymore

Kim Jong Un: Incel god?

By David Futrelle

You may find the recent ramp up in nuclear tension with North Korea rather unsettling. The regulars in the Incels subreddit just wish that Kim Jong Un would nuke us already.

Not just because a nuclear apocalypse would warm their nihilistic little hearts —  though it would — but because destroying our power grid would knock out Facebook and Instagram, and keep all of America’s smug “Stacies” from getting “likes” for their sexy selfies.

No, really:

Come on, North Korea. Fucking nuke us already. (self.Incels) submitted 16 hours ago * by BasedTruecel2Deformed 1/10 circus freak Quit playing your games and just nuke us and destroy our power grid already. Then all stacies and normies around the country (and even the world eventually) will have a panic attack because they won't know what to do without their precious Facebook, twitter, instagram, and any other degenerate hypergamy promoting bullshit.

Naturally, most of BasedTruecel2’s “involuntarily celibate” compatriots on the subreddit think this is a grand idea. Some just want to get life on earth over with:

universallyabhorredAll Roasties Deserve Breast Cancer 8 points 15 hours ago Why is it taking so long, destroy this degenerate country already. permalinkembedsavegive gold [–]StopCopingStartLDAR 5 points 15 hours ago world war 3 really can't come soon enough. just nuke this fucking planet man. start over

Others think a nuclear holocaust would give them a chance to really shine (and not just from radiation exposure) while the hated “normies” of the world died off en masse.

LynchingTriHards 7 points 15 hours ago I really really really hope NK nukes multiple countries at once. Wipe out the dumb roasties and chads as they don't have a clue what to do during a nuclear attack.

Some look forward to a world without laws in which they would be able to prey upon women — and pretty much everyone else.

CruelcelHate is the only thing keeping me alive 16 points 16 hours ago Lending my energy to you brother. I hope our hate thoughts can bring about the apocalypse soon. Once anarchy spreads and pesky laws abolished, let incels rise from the ashes and take the pussy that is our birthright.

PulseCelCommencing LDAR, Rope imminent 6 points 16 hours ago Preach, picture the chaos. I would finally have a place in this world a solo freak lurker preying on families.

One fellow is just really, really into Kim Jong Un.

BBCTheorynuclear blackpill 10 points 15 hours ago Kim Jong Un is the North Korean definition of a low inhibition high status Chad, he doesn't even care about what Trump (another Chad) says, it would be an honor to live under Kim Jong Un's rule I would love to see all those wannabe Chad cuck soldiers in the US Cuckarmy beg for mercy, it's not like the army isn't filled with cucks married to women who get pregnant with the nearest BBC as soon as their husbands deploy

But not everyone is convinced that nuking the US is such a good idea.

eminencefront 2 points 14 hours ago If NK nukes America, people will just fuck even more, you realize... of course maybe that's your plan. A little bit of post-apocalyptic sex? permalinkembedsavegive gold [–]BasedTruecel2Deformed 1/10 circus freak[S] 8 points 14 hours ago Where the fuck are you getting that information from? permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold [–]eminencefront 6 points 14 hours ago Because a lack of civilization makes people act MORE degenerate, not less. Just look at ghettos in America. People will be fucking in the street and sexual mores will vanish. Whether you'll benefit from it is unknown. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold [–]BasedTruecel2Deformed 1/10 circus freak[S] 12 points 14 hours ago Don't be retarded, martial law will be in effect. People aren't going to act like animals, they will be controlled like the animals they are.

The Incels subreddit, where even the people arguing AGAINST a nuclear holocaust are racist pieces of shit.

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Austin Loomis
4 years ago

I can’t even. I’m trying to even, but nothing happens. I want to believe my species deserves to continue, but if it can produce specimens like StopCopingStartLDAR, maybe he has the right idea:

world war 3 really can’t come soon enough. just nuke this fucking planet man. start over

pi male
pi male
4 years ago

I find the vile attitudes of these incel assholes disgusting but not surprising after all the examples David has shown over the years. What still gets me though is how disconnected from reality and logic all their ideas about the world are. Both as how they imagine it is and will be.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Here’s the symptoms of radiation poisoning

Bleeding from the nose, mouth, gums, and rectum
Bloody stool
Bruising
Confusion
Dehydration
Diarrhea
Fainting
Fatigue
Fever
Hair loss
Inflammation of exposed areas (redness, tenderness, swelling, bleeding)
Mouth ulcers
Nausea and vomiting
Open sores on the skin
Skin burns (redness, blistering)
Sloughing of skin
Ulcers (sores) in the esophagus (food pipe), stomach or intestines
Vomiting blood
Weakness

Obtained from here. https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000026.htm

This is really what they want? Radiation sickness is not a pleasant or fast way to die. People are still getting sick and dying from Chernobyl for fuck’s sake. It’s not just the initial burst either. Radiation contaminates food and water for years and even decades.

This is all basic stuff I think I learned in school when I was 13 or 14. Do they really not know this?

Of all the apocalypse types, nuclear apocalypse is probably the worst one. Even worse than zombies.

In other news, I’ve been having loads of vivid and apocalyptic nightmares over the past couple of weeks so I’m a little touchy about this stuff. This is just a warning that if anyone comes along and expresses pity for incels I’m probably going to not take it so well. Just saying.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
4 years ago

They … honestly think they “have a clue what do do during a nuclear attack”???

Remarkable.

Perhaps they have preserved a supply of seagu-
no.
Or they live in a really deep basem-
no.
I believe Austin Loomis is correct, there are just no evens left to can’t.

D. D. Webb
4 years ago

It baffles me why these clowns all seem to think they’ll be the ones surviving and prospering in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Weeks spent playing Fallout do not confer actual survival skills. Bet you my entire hoard of bottlecaps these pasty internet-dwelling weevils would be the first to starve.

Citizen Rat
Citizen Rat
4 years ago

“Please destroy the world since I’m not given what I want” is such pure entitlement that it’s almost a Platonic Ideal.

Myriad
Myriad
4 years ago

Again we come to this same post-apocalyptic world where incels will shine, but the stark reality of their little scenario would slam into them like a ton of bricks. Radiation doesn’t conveniently effect people you don’t like. Be careful what you wish for little boys.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I would think their unusually small wrist circumference would make it difficult for them to carry a bunch of canned goods and bottled water to the fallout shelter.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
4 years ago

Do they know that nukes will kill them too, right? If the blast doesn’t get ’em, the radiation will.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
4 years ago

Don’t these incels realize that the Chads of the world would be, as their name suggests, the alphas ruling over them if we all find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic scenario? That’s if they don’t die in the beginning from being too preoccupied with getting pussy *that isn’t armed , prepared to kill and finding clean water and shelter.

Seriously, at first Chad was the super-confident-13in-dick-wielding-alpha who can fuck all the girls whenever and wherever. Now he’s a scared-weak-wannabe-cucksolider who’ll cower under incels. Talk about character development.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
4 years ago

These people hate their lives. And with good reason — they’re hateful little shits, out to harm everyone. Of course they hate their lives. Of course they hate themselves.

And because misery loves company, they want us to hate our own lives.

Not gonna do it.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

When they read The Stand, they saw themselves as Randall Flagg. But really, they would be Harold Lauder.

Gijoel
Gijoel
4 years ago

They’re hateful people. They sit around every day stoking each others hate, magnifying each others resentments and bitterness. They want an apocalypse because it’s a revenge fantasy. They will cause suffering on an immense scale because it makes them feel immensely powerful.

I think even if they did realize it would kill them as well they wouldn’t care. Look at Elliot Rodgers’ mass women extermination camps.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

Or Reddit could just nuke the incel sub. And a bunch of others. But we all know that’s not happening.

TheKND
TheKND
4 years ago

I think they don’t realize that their beloved sub-reddit would go as well. I give them 20 minutes before they start thinking suicide pact.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@John
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Calum
Calum
4 years ago

I know its cliche to blame their whole outlook on mummy issues, but holy hell. Do you notice none of them mention their own family? It would be sad if they werent so disgustingly cruel and evil. They obviously either have no family, anyone to care for them, or they do and they hate them so much theyd welcome abandoning them to go rape and murder other families

These guys idolise the baddies in walking dead, when in reality theyd be used for target practice by them.

Of course nobody fights back in their fantasies, and they dont just get killed by the first gang to spot them

For guys obsessed with a fear of cuckoldry, they seem pretty eager to give up their own freedoms to bow down to whatever oppressive regime they think will somehow have their own exact interests at heart

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
4 years ago

@wwth

I thought maybe they have one thick wrist from all the exercise they get wanking.

RosieLa
RosieLa
4 years ago

Or Reddit could just nuke the incel sub. And a bunch of others. But we all know that’s not happening.

Reddit delenda est

Angi
Angi
4 years ago

It’s a sad that people exist who love to fantasize about the death of people who have nothing done to them. If the life in a postnuclear apocalypse sounds better to you than your current life, your current life must be really shitty.

The thing is the Incels chose to swallow their hateful philosophy, and to be miserable assholes and than they wonder why they are lonely. It just sounds so absurd that they want people to be dead just because they aren’t miserable assholes like them.

Even if they Incels could get all the sex they so much want i doubt that it would change anything for them. Sex can be great but it doesn’t automatically solve your problems.

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
4 years ago

I’m not surprised these pathetic failures think they would be the ONLY people who will thrive without electricity in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and the ONLY people who will get to run wild and do whatever they want, despite their poor physical conditions and no survival skills whatsoever. They probably play a lot of Fallout New Vegas, so they think it will be that easy.
(And I specify NV instead of other Fallout games because Caesar’s Legion is basically their wet dreams come true)

Ami
Ami
4 years ago

Here’s the symptoms of radiation poisoning

You forgot possibly becoming a ghoul.

Also, wtf is a roastie?

I’m not surprised these pathetic failures think they would be the ONLY people who will thrive without electricity in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and the ONLY people who will get to run wild and do whatever they want, despite their poor physical conditions and no survival skills whatsoever. They probably play a lot of Fallout New Vegas, so they think it will be that easy.
(And I specify NV instead of other Fallout games because Caesar’s Legion is basically their wet dreams come true)

Nah, they probably think that they’re all Enclave playing 4D chess or something. But that’s a good point, they would love that faction. To this day I’ve never played their side. Never want to.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

Or Reddit could just nuke the incel sub. And a bunch of others. But we all know that’s not happening.

Reddit are still assholes, but apparently Stormfront’s hosts were finally pushed into doing something. Something, in this case, being locking them out of the server and keeping all their data, which they may have deleted by now.

brian
brian
4 years ago

I probably don’t want to know, but can anyone tell me what “roasties” are?

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

Lol, these dweebs think that not only would THEY survive a nuclear holocaust, they’d also be able to go around and survive by attacking families.

Even if these backpfeifengesichts managed to survive the blasts (which is very unlikely), they’re gonna come running to Chad and Stacy when it turns out that Chad and Stacy actually can keep a community going because they aren’t selfish little dipshits and have skills other than “can whine really loudly on Reddit”.

Speaking of, what will these little shits do when they have no more Reddit Echo Chamber to tell them they’re good people?

I mean, this seems like projection all the way down.

@Brian: These paragons of intellect believe that the more a person with a vagina has sex with a penis, the more like “roast beef” their labia will look.

Dust Kitty
Dust Kitty
4 years ago

And here I’d been thinking “roasties” was something to do with fake tans. :/ Gross. I think I like my definition better.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

Assuming these guys don’t turn into MAGA funfetti from standing in front of the windows cheering while the bombs drop, they’d be in for a world of hurt. The EMP from even a couple of bursts high in the atmosphere would mean not only no more internet, but no more working vehicles (except for a rare few pre-1970s vehicles), no more food supplies, no more modern medicine or pharmaceuticals, no way of heating or cooling millions of urban dwellings, no communications, and a whole lotta pain for everybody. The suffering would be horrific. I’ve heard estimates that nine out of ten people in the US wouldn’t survive the year.

And people definitely aren’t going to be “fucking more” after a nuclear apocalypse. They’re going to be in shock. They’re going to be starving, exhausted, sick, and frightened, without a lot of spare energy to expend on recreational sex. Women will be less inclined to roll the dice on pregnancy and childbirth, once birth control disappears and maternity care goes back to medieval conditions. With civilization in ashes and people struggling for survival, no one’s going to have much patience for incels whining like mosquitoes about their boners. Contribute, or you don’t eat.

And if they think they’re going to become some “lone freak” with a gun preying on families, they’re in for an unpleasant surprise. Bullets aren’t going to protect them from dying of gangrene from a paper cut. More likely they’ll end up on fire in a ditch,

Actual social/ecological collapse is more likely to be gradual, disempowering, painful, and frustrating. Not like the exciting romantic adventure into reclaimed masculinity and personal power that these gormless fucktrumpets are imagining.

Otrame
Otrame
4 years ago

As we’ve mentioned before, it will be groups working together that will survive. That’s how humans have always survived. Your average “lone wolf” will die alone, or in the process of trying to steal from a group.

Or as the wise men say: Losers gonna lose.

brian
brian
4 years ago

@paradoxical
gross. I knew it was a bad idea to ask. but that explains “all roasties deserve breast cancer,” since they are human monsters who want everyone to be as miserable as they are.

Giant Stone Head
Giant Stone Head
4 years ago

I’m pretty sure they would end up missing their sub-reddit more than “Chad and Stacie” would miss Facebook. Nobody would care to listen to their perpetual complaining in the real world, especially if a nuclear apocalypse occurred. Priorities, and all that stuff.

I want to point out too that the nuclear apocalypse they are wanting would more likely than not occur more on North Korean soil than American soil, due to the huge disparity between the sophistication of the weapons systems involved. I doubt they know or care about that of course.

A side note: I first heard of the mythical “Chad Thundercock” from a friend of mine. I thought he made it up because he’s one to make up goofy stuff off the cuff. I wasn’t aware he was a thing from the depths of Reddit/4chan.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Paradoxy
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

“Wipe out the entire earth because people are fornicating” is a recurring theme in the Old Testament, and world mythologies generally. Makes you wonder how many of the ancient prophets and scribes were incels. (Lookin’ at you, Paul.)

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

Again, this is the conservative mindset.

It’s good that bad things happen, since they will happen to other people. It’s not my face that will be eaten by leopards. I’ll be able to take advantage of all the people who did have their faces eaten, and then I’ll finally be as rich as I always knew I should be.

This is how all conservatives think.

Deathtothefilth
Deathtothefilth
4 years ago

“This world is so degenerate! ”
“Why because people are having sex?”
“No! Because none of them are having sex with meeeeeee!”

occasional reader
occasional reader
4 years ago

Hello.

He doesn’t even care about what Trump (another Chad)

Wait, if Kim and Trump are Chads, are the incels not supposed to hate them out of jalousy ? Or is there some deeper background with something like the Bad Chads and the Good Chads ? Or 50 shades of Chad ?

Have a nice day.

(((Podkayne Lives)))
(((Podkayne Lives)))
4 years ago

I can see their liking Kim. He is a born loser asshole who was magically, through having the right grandpa, given the life they basically want for themselves, powerful and rich and feared, and totally without limits on his personal behavior. All the while being pudgy and goofy-looking and generally not at all Thundercockish.

As for the effects of being nuked, I have the impression that they aren’t taking that into account at all. They seem to think of events that will break down society for them as basically giant plot twists.

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
4 years ago

“This world is so degenerate! ”
“Why because people are having sex?”
“No! Because none of them are having sex with meeeeeee!”

This is the most accurate description of incel philosophy I’ve ever seen.

One of the funniest things was when I saw an incel on Facebook genuinely trying to explain how
having sex with lots of men = roastie
having sex with one man lots of times =/= roastie

His theory was that the vagina has to change shape for a variety of dick sizes/shapes multiple times which causes damage and that the guys who have lots of one night stands all have big dicks. Whereas having sex lots of times with one guy with a regular dick means that the vagina doesn’t have to keep adapting and doesn’t get damaged and doesn’t end up being a roastie.

THAT’S NOT HOW VAGINAS WORK!!

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

@NicolaLuna

Why are you questioning reasonable male logic?

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
4 years ago

I guess their head will explode if someone were to explain them that a baby is usually bigger than a penis, and yet vaginas don’t usually have any damage from (normal) childbirth.

misophistry
misophistry
4 years ago

If this hypothetical future is fallout, then they are those skeletons one finds lying around. They aren’t even raiders as raiders are sociable.

Jimbtho
Jimbtho
4 years ago

BBC stands for…oh, oh right. I dread to think what ‘BBC theory’ is. But what are ‘roasties’? Where I come from, they’re an essential part of a Sunday dinner…

Edited to add: just looked it up on Urban Dictionary and oh, great, it’s a horrible term for women whose labia ‘look like roast beef’.

bluecat
bluecat
4 years ago

The charmer who wants a nuclear strike in order to become “a solo [slur] lurker preying on families” doesn’t seem to realise these exist already, without a nuclear war.

And spending a lot of his fantasy life as one doesn’t bode at all well.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
4 years ago

Oh for access for all, to actual, decent, age-appropriate sex-ed.
Where was it I saw screencaps of an MRA/incel-type who actually thought that where a penis goes in, in PIV-sex, is not the same place that a baby comes out …? (was that here? I don’t remember. It was some impressive failure of sex-ed, though)

Well traditioned female
Well traditioned female
4 years ago

“I hope our hate thoughts can bring about the apocalypse soon.”

Uhm, well, at least you can’t accuse them of obfuscating who they really are and what they really want….#wooha

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
4 years ago

… not that failure of sex-ed is these guys’ real problem. It just makes them sound (even more) ignorant as well as deeply, deeply shitty.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@opposablethumbs
I just assume they paid as much attention in sex ed as they did in History and Logic classes.

Tanguy Pluchet
Tanguy Pluchet
4 years ago
NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
4 years ago

@NicolaLuna

Why are you questioning reasonable male logic?

I should know better. Having a vagina for 30 years and having had sex with multiple people with vaginas doesn’t qualify me to talk about them as much as an incel.

I guess their head will explode if someone were to explain them that a baby is usually bigger than a penis, and yet vaginas don’t usually have any damage from (normal) childbirth.

Yeah, since having my second child I’m actually far smaller than I was before, to the point I sometimes find sex painful. Multiple dicks aren’t going to do more “damage” than a 9lb baby. The only thing pregnancy did to my body was give me a belly that looks like a deflated, wrinkly balloon.

Jimbtho
Jimbtho
4 years ago

Yeah, all the use of ‘roasties’ conveys is ‘I hate women AND I have very little experience of being physically intimate with them’. Now obviously there is nothing shameful about being a virgin or virgin-adjacent, but it’s grimly funny how these kind of insults telegraph that these men know not what they hate.

Emma
Emma
4 years ago

Wow … these people are seriously delusional and disturbed in almost every way. I can’t believe Reddit allows these hate subreddits to flourish.