By David Futrelle
You may find the recent ramp up in nuclear tension with North Korea rather unsettling. The regulars in the Incels subreddit just wish that Kim Jong Un would nuke us already.
Not just because a nuclear apocalypse would warm their nihilistic little hearts — though it would — but because destroying our power grid would knock out Facebook and Instagram, and keep all of America’s smug “Stacies” from getting “likes” for their sexy selfies.
No, really:
Naturally, most of BasedTruecel2’s “involuntarily celibate” compatriots on the subreddit think this is a grand idea. Some just want to get life on earth over with:
![universallyabhorredAll Roasties Deserve Breast Cancer 8 points 15 hours ago Why is it taking so long, destroy this degenerate country already. permalinkembedsavegive gold [–]StopCopingStartLDAR 5 points 15 hours ago world war 3 really can't come soon enough. just nuke this fucking planet man. start over](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nuke2.png?ssl=1)
Others think a nuclear holocaust would give them a chance to really shine (and not just from radiation exposure) while the hated “normies” of the world died off en masse.
Some look forward to a world without laws in which they would be able to prey upon women — and pretty much everyone else.
One fellow is just really, really into Kim Jong Un.
But not everyone is convinced that nuking the US is such a good idea.
![eminencefront 2 points 14 hours ago If NK nukes America, people will just fuck even more, you realize... of course maybe that's your plan. A little bit of post-apocalyptic sex? permalinkembedsavegive gold [–]BasedTruecel2Deformed 1/10 circus freak[S] 8 points 14 hours ago Where the fuck are you getting that information from? permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold [–]eminencefront 6 points 14 hours ago Because a lack of civilization makes people act MORE degenerate, not less. Just look at ghettos in America. People will be fucking in the street and sexual mores will vanish. Whether you'll benefit from it is unknown. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold [–]BasedTruecel2Deformed 1/10 circus freak[S] 12 points 14 hours ago Don't be retarded, martial law will be in effect. People aren't going to act like animals, they will be controlled like the animals they are.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nuke7-e1504041464871.png?ssl=1)
The Incels subreddit, where even the people arguing AGAINST a nuclear holocaust are racist pieces of shit.
I can’t even. I’m trying to even, but nothing happens. I want to believe my species deserves to continue, but if it can produce specimens like StopCopingStartLDAR, maybe he has the right idea:
I find the vile attitudes of these incel assholes disgusting but not surprising after all the examples David has shown over the years. What still gets me though is how disconnected from reality and logic all their ideas about the world are. Both as how they imagine it is and will be.
Here’s the symptoms of radiation poisoning
Obtained from here. https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000026.htm
This is really what they want? Radiation sickness is not a pleasant or fast way to die. People are still getting sick and dying from Chernobyl for fuck’s sake. It’s not just the initial burst either. Radiation contaminates food and water for years and even decades.
This is all basic stuff I think I learned in school when I was 13 or 14. Do they really not know this?
Of all the apocalypse types, nuclear apocalypse is probably the worst one. Even worse than zombies.
In other news, I’ve been having loads of vivid and apocalyptic nightmares over the past couple of weeks so I’m a little touchy about this stuff. This is just a warning that if anyone comes along and expresses pity for incels I’m probably going to not take it so well. Just saying.
They … honestly think they “have a clue what do do during a nuclear attack”???
Remarkable.
Perhaps they have preserved a supply of seagu-
no.
Or they live in a really deep basem-
no.
I believe Austin Loomis is correct, there are just no evens left to can’t.
It baffles me why these clowns all seem to think they’ll be the ones surviving and prospering in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Weeks spent playing Fallout do not confer actual survival skills. Bet you my entire hoard of bottlecaps these pasty internet-dwelling weevils would be the first to starve.
“Please destroy the world since I’m not given what I want” is such pure entitlement that it’s almost a Platonic Ideal.
Again we come to this same post-apocalyptic world where incels will shine, but the stark reality of their little scenario would slam into them like a ton of bricks. Radiation doesn’t conveniently effect people you don’t like. Be careful what you wish for little boys.
I would think their unusually small wrist circumference would make it difficult for them to carry a bunch of canned goods and bottled water to the fallout shelter.
Do they know that nukes will kill them too, right? If the blast doesn’t get ’em, the radiation will.
Don’t these incels realize that the Chads of the world would be, as their name suggests, the alphas ruling over them if we all find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic scenario? That’s if they don’t die in the beginning from being too preoccupied with getting pussy *that isn’t armed , prepared to kill and finding clean water and shelter.
Seriously, at first Chad was the super-confident-13in-dick-wielding-alpha who can fuck all the girls whenever and wherever. Now he’s a scared-weak-wannabe-cucksolider who’ll cower under incels. Talk about character development.
These people hate their lives. And with good reason — they’re hateful little shits, out to harm everyone. Of course they hate their lives. Of course they hate themselves.
And because misery loves company, they want us to hate our own lives.
Not gonna do it.
When they read The Stand, they saw themselves as Randall Flagg. But really, they would be Harold Lauder.
They’re hateful people. They sit around every day stoking each others hate, magnifying each others resentments and bitterness. They want an apocalypse because it’s a revenge fantasy. They will cause suffering on an immense scale because it makes them feel immensely powerful.
I think even if they did realize it would kill them as well they wouldn’t care. Look at Elliot Rodgers’ mass women extermination camps.
Or Reddit could just nuke the incel sub. And a bunch of others. But we all know that’s not happening.
I think they don’t realize that their beloved sub-reddit would go as well. I give them 20 minutes before they start thinking suicide pact.
@John
I know its cliche to blame their whole outlook on mummy issues, but holy hell. Do you notice none of them mention their own family? It would be sad if they werent so disgustingly cruel and evil. They obviously either have no family, anyone to care for them, or they do and they hate them so much theyd welcome abandoning them to go rape and murder other families
These guys idolise the baddies in walking dead, when in reality theyd be used for target practice by them.
Of course nobody fights back in their fantasies, and they dont just get killed by the first gang to spot them
For guys obsessed with a fear of cuckoldry, they seem pretty eager to give up their own freedoms to bow down to whatever oppressive regime they think will somehow have their own exact interests at heart
@wwth
I thought maybe they have one thick wrist from all the exercise they get wanking.
Reddit delenda est
It’s a sad that people exist who love to fantasize about the death of people who have nothing done to them. If the life in a postnuclear apocalypse sounds better to you than your current life, your current life must be really shitty.
The thing is the Incels chose to swallow their hateful philosophy, and to be miserable assholes and than they wonder why they are lonely. It just sounds so absurd that they want people to be dead just because they aren’t miserable assholes like them.
Even if they Incels could get all the sex they so much want i doubt that it would change anything for them. Sex can be great but it doesn’t automatically solve your problems.
I’m not surprised these pathetic failures think they would be the ONLY people who will thrive without electricity in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and the ONLY people who will get to run wild and do whatever they want, despite their poor physical conditions and no survival skills whatsoever. They probably play a lot of Fallout New Vegas, so they think it will be that easy.
(And I specify NV instead of other Fallout games because Caesar’s Legion is basically their wet dreams come true)
You forgot possibly becoming a ghoul.
Also, wtf is a roastie?
Nah, they probably think that they’re all Enclave playing 4D chess or something. But that’s a good point, they would love that faction. To this day I’ve never played their side. Never want to.
Reddit are still assholes, but apparently Stormfront’s hosts were finally pushed into doing something. Something, in this case, being locking them out of the server and keeping all their data, which they may have deleted by now.
I probably don’t want to know, but can anyone tell me what “roasties” are?
Lol, these dweebs think that not only would THEY survive a nuclear holocaust, they’d also be able to go around and survive by attacking families.
Even if these backpfeifengesichts managed to survive the blasts (which is very unlikely), they’re gonna come running to Chad and Stacy when it turns out that Chad and Stacy actually can keep a community going because they aren’t selfish little dipshits and have skills other than “can whine really loudly on Reddit”.
Speaking of, what will these little shits do when they have no more Reddit Echo Chamber to tell them they’re good people?
I mean, this seems like projection all the way down.
@Brian: These paragons of intellect believe that the more a person with a vagina has sex with a penis, the more like “roast beef” their labia will look.