By David Futrelle
I posted some creepy pics of Steve Bannon; the next day he was out of the White House. Then I put up creepy pics of Sebastian Gorka; last night he was shown the door. Coincidence, or proof that I have some kind of voodoo powers?
Who knows. But here are some creepy pics of Stephen Miller. Fingers crossed!
I also used the same monster comic filter I used in that last pic on a 19th century painting and it turned out even creepier than Miller. The face behind the girl wasn’t in the original painting.
You should use pinhead and the cenobites from hellraiser. It’ll look great.
You can’t hardly over exaggerate Sam Clovis, tagged for a science spot at USDA despite not being a scientist. The guy is the spitting image of Mr. Creosote from the Monty Python movie.
Sam Clovis
Mister Creosote
Now if we can just get him to eat that last teeny-weeny mint.
GOT MILLER!….
GROSS! YOU’RE RIGHT! HE’S NEXT!
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Dave, you have been given a great power. Use it always for good.
If I get one more earnest twitter asking me to explain things like these “simple” questions… argh.
Q: I think that’s what I’m trying to understand. Are all immoral acts immoral because they abuse human rights?
Q: I could be a bully and shout at you and that would be immoral- but do you have a human right not to be shouted at?
Q:And is it meaningful to create a distinction between the two?
I gave up, and went with “No, Yes, and Probably not” Actual answers would take way too long, and just get more philosophical questions.
Good news: that little shit Dan Borden, (one of the 5 that brutally beat Deandre Harris) has been arrested in Ohio!! YEEESSSSSSSS!!!
And a video has surfaced of the man that shot off his gun at Corey Long (he of the famous improvised flame thrower at Nazis) with the police not doing a thing…well, the guy who did it has been arrested, based on that video.
Dude, why haven’t you done Paul Ryan?
I just got an email from the ACLU saying they’re going to start the process of challenging the military ban on trans people on Monday. I figured they would be doing something, but nice to have the confirmation!
David-Well done! The fourth one down looks particularly creepy.
SpukiKitty-That is a great choice of filter. Jabba the Hut filter suits those arseholes perfectly. I second what EJ said about their being a wall of literal hell behind them.
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs-That’s fantastic!
Do Pence next!
If there’s one good thing to come out of this Presidency, it’ll be the record donations that came in to the ACLU (and others). ACLU got something like $15million after the election, and $24million in one weekend during “Travel Ban”. In everything from “we held a bake sale” to “$50k” amounts.
Course, the bad news is, we’re gonna need them a LOT the next months (or years).
I’m coming in late on this discussion. I feel like arresting and denouncing Nazis/KKK/white supremacists is the bare minimum. I’m torn between giving credit and saying “Yes,and…?”
I guess maybe the online stuff will be taken more seriously.
Stephen Miller feels like the personification of every disingenuous devil’s advocate. Except he doesn’t realize you’re not supposed to believe the stuff you’re saying.
Off topic, but just back from a rally that turned into a march that merged with another march… lot of people out in SF today, sharing love and humor and defiance while the alt-reich holed up in a darkened house in Pacifica (20 mi south) to broadcast their “message” over FB.
It’s still going on, but I couldn’t hear any of the speakers any more and decided to come home and hydrate. Warm day to be marchin’ around chanting, but it’s so good to see people out in the street saying hate is not okay.
Paul Ryan is Ramsay Snow/Bolton, I have been saying for a year or so.
@EJ;
I truly believe a wall of literal hell is what’s behind ALL of those people…
The power of Christ compels you!
Haha, he really does look like the Son of Putin.
My only concern with the David Futrelle Photoshop Firing Curse (TM) is that it seems to take longer towrok on each new target. Bannon took a day, Gorka took a week, Miller night take longer. Probably best to just get to Trumpkinhead himself so we don’t have to suffer him any longer than we already have…
@Talonknfe
I”m of the opinion that David is taking a correspondence course in voodoo and wants to master the intermediate lessons before progressing to the advanced projects.
David, for amusement value, might I suggest taking on these challenges before you take out the Orange One:
Jared Kushner
Ivanka Trump
Yes, other Mammotheers want you to cut to the chase. But personally I’d like you to toy with this horrible family before you destroy them.
Then we can talk about eliminating the following:
injustice
inequality
war
As always, my faith in your powers is unshakable.
Thanking you in advance.
And I was having a good day before I checked in on the Mammoth and found these monstrosities waiting for me.
An excellent, if quick, D&D session, followed by a very successful march against Nazis and white supremacists in Knoxville. Hell, even the kids fell asleep before bedtime.
And now I’m going to have nightmares. Hope there’s some power to this thing to make ’em worth it.
Come to think of it …
There was a smug guy who was walking back and forth among us counter-protesters, holding up two small signs, one reading “SHE LOST!” and the other with a middle-fingering Pepe. These guys are so sure it was their Memes that brought it all down around our ears. Let’s show ’em how it’s done.
JUICEBRO: We gave Hillary Parkinson’s Disease!
DAVID FUTRELLE: You are like little baby. Watch. [Brings down an administration.]
Well, Agent Orange’s “good news” press guy/fluffer, Andy Hemming, just quit. LOL.
Okay, maybe didn’t JUST quit, I guess I’m behind on news other than hurricane info, heh… still, it gave me a laugh.
@Faerie Bard
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