By David Futrelle
In the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a wise elder who calls himself lonewolf-chicago warns his younger colleagues to watch out for the insidious danger of … women who dye their hair. You may think these women look hot, he tells the assembled MGTOWs, but they don’t look hot, because their hair is a LIE! Also, he notes, his ex-wife has a fat butt.
Let’s hear him out:
I’m an older guy. I’m 45 and there are no women anywhere close to my age that doesn’t dye their hair. Some have pretty faces a few are even fit but they all died their hair.
If they did not dye their hair all of them would look like old ladies. All of them. So just this one act of dying their hair conceals at least 10 years of age.
Damn these women for trying to look their best!
So if a woman is 35 or 40 and she dyes her hair you have to imagine what she looks like without her hair dyed.
Er, why exactly do you have to do this?
I am 45 I have very little gray hair I do not wear makeup… obviously, but women my age smile and become coy when they get carded at a restaurant or at a bar even though it’s only because the Law States the bouncers must card everyone who walks in the place.
Their narcissism makes them believe that it’s because they still look young. But it’s only because they dye their hair.
Wait, I thought it was because the bouncers have to card everyone. Keep it together, man, you’re losing it!
One of my Ex-Wives friend has been almost totally gray since she was 30 years old she’s 44 years old now she is a hairdresser. She is attractive but she dyes her hair which means she’s not attractive … she hit the wall at 30.
It’s like a MGTOW Koan: What is the sound of one women who is attractive but also not attractive?
If you didn’t look at my ex-wife’s ass and the horrible fat lard cottage cheese on the back of her legs you would say that she’s attractive. She has humongous tits but her nipples never come out… so they are basically a big slab of fat. She dyes her hair. She would not look pretty if she did not dye her hair she would look like an old lady.
Somehow I don’t think this woman really regrets kicking this guy to the curb.
Women are narcissists and they live in a fantasy world. They think what they look like with colored hair and makeup and those undergarments that suck in all the fat is how they actually look. They live in a fantasy land.
Have you guys gotten the picture yet? Do you get it? Women over 40 for sure do not look like they actually look. It’s fucking makeup. It’s fake.
WOMEN OVER 40 DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEY ACTUALLY LOOK.
You heard it here first.
I just got a haircut! It might not be MGTOW and MRM repellent colour wise, but certainly is length wise! It’s about two, two and a half inches long, and a high fade on the sides.
I’m really happy with it, I think it looks great. I’d been wanting the high fade for months, but I kept chickening out when I went to ask for it.
Still don’t want to dye my hair, though. Too much money for upkeep, and I would need to bleach it first. Though I am in my mid-thirties and having lots of little sparkly white hairs coming in so maybe in a few years?
OMG I just clicked on his link…
Please come back @based melvin, we can have some fun.
I showed your sex toy vid to my husband to try and explain to him what a redpill mgtow is. He was amused and understood better. He said that you are obsessed with a simulacrum of women garnered from fiction, as evidenced in your video. You may as well be a necrophiliac, but I agree that a sex doll is probably more hygienic.
You can see, surely, by looking at statistics, that many men and women manage to stay married all of their lives, but you are not willing to take that chance. You want your woman preserved in aspic. Like when the comic book guy in simpsons tries to vacuum seal Lucy Lawless, to use an example from fiction. You want a woman devoid of risk, and therefore devoid of life. Hence necrophilia.
Considering all of that I’m relieved that they invented sex dolls.
OT: I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to sleep again after the other night, you guys. Sooo tired.
When I was about eight years old, I fussed at the adult women trying to put mascara on me for a dance recital because I didn’t want such a pointy object near my eyes. One of the women told me, “You have to suffer to be beautiful!*”
“Then I don’t want to be beautiful!” I yelled.
They still got the mascara on me somehow, but that statement is pretty much the core philosophy behind my “beauty” regimen. In the morning I wash my face, brush my teeth, put on comfortable clothes, brush my hair and put it in a ponytail. In the evening, I wash my body and shampoo and condition my hair so it won’t tangle, then brush my teeth again. That’s it. No makeup or hair dye.
*Which is a pretty messed-up thing to say to a little girl, looking back on it.
@Spuki: I think Nintendo *still* makes playing cards, at least in Japan. The hanafuda deck I found in a thrift store is from Nintendo.
While I disagree with the guy on everything else, I now kind of want to undertake some baroque machinations. Anyone know where I can get some belladonna, or an assassin on retainer?
Watching TFM’s video and hearing him talk about his “myriad sex toys,” I’m reminded of this classic Simpsons scene:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8
I am not far past the wall, but ALSO obese, ALSO very very close-cropped hair (usually 1.5″ but I let it grow sometimes and it grows fast), that I leave white/gray/silver because I can’t commit to dyeing it as I am ALSO ALSO a very lazy person.
Sorry, MGTOWs! (not sorry).
@kupo – I’m so sorry. Earplugs aren’t helping your peace of mind? I’m sure that spider didn’t want to be in your ear and just mistakenly stumbled in. If that helps any (I know I tend to imagine bad intent on the part of any bug that comes into my house. Stay outside you guys!)
Did a little research on Based ThunderCuck’s sex doll. £1700 ($2193) (probably not including shipping). Make your own conclusions… I conclude he’s a creep.
What?! Based Melvin Udall claims to have a sex doll?!
I call bullshit.
No sex doll would have him.
I remember the first time I wanted to dye my hair. I was about 6 or 7 and I didn’t realise that hair dye even existed. I went to London to visit my grandparents and I saw 2 elderly ladies. One had pastel pink hair and one had pastel blue/purple. I was so amazed and thought it was their real hair. My parents explained hair dye to me and I said that when I was an adult I’d have colourful hair, which I now do.
Pretty sure when I was 6 I wasn’t thinking of attracting men or appearing younger.
@based
Your theories are bad and you should feel bad
@Rhuu
Oooh, a high fade is a brilliant look! I’ve always wanted one, but don’t have the hair for it. It is one of the haircuts that make me jealous when I see them on other people. I bet you look awesome 🙂
I just read the rest of this thread. I could say something to Based Pelvis, but why bother. I do find men like him highly amusing when they attempt to loftily lecture me on women’s motivations though. I am a woman. Therefore any motivation I have is a motivation that women have (LOGIC)
I don’t date, mostly because the men I have met all try and control me and I’m not interested in giving up my freedom. I’m earning a good wage now, and in about two or three years I’m planning to find a gay guy who wants to co-parent. And then we can have a baby and I will live happily single ever after in my little flat that I have paid for myself.
I often think about all the women back until the dawn of time who couldn’t even imagine the level of freedom I have, and I’m grateful. Why the fuck would I give that up? So I can have the pleasure of watching some asshole sitting on my nice sofa farting and telling me to make him a sandwich??
@Nicolaluna
My first thought:
I see the rapist behavior too.
In what way is Melvin Udall “based”? They obviously care, caring is basic to the desire to post. It’s not sadness though, it’s fear.
They need all “females” to do things for them as a group. Something physical. Especially the younger ones.
People are body parts and body functions to them and this is part of how they lean on the surrounding culture. They display so much about themselves.
@Newt:
I’m an old Nethack player; you have no idea how much that line made me giggle.
I just spotted a group of females trying to attract and deceive innocent MGTOW
They make look youthful and fertile, but beware! They’re not even really human!
Considering that, from a sex hormone standpoint, men peak in their late teens and many start losing hair in their 20’s, I wonder if Mr. Lonewolf-Chicago (snicker) is willing to consider that he hit the wall 25 years ago?
@misophistry:
If based Melvin comes back, maybe you can be the resident MGTOW Whisperer.
@Mooncustafer:
Baroque machinations…shades of Edgar Allen Poe’s The Masque of the Red Death. At least, that’s what comes to my mind.
“Are you being served?” AKA, how to get things past the censors in the US.
@Dali
I swear I was just about to post some Slocombe. Beat me to it, well played ?
@dreemr
Alas, there are two problems with the earplugs plan:
1) Part of my brain is convinced the spider (which looked most likely male) left eggs in there which my brain is convinced the earplugs will trap in, despite having seen a doctor who looked in there and didn’t see anything left behind. This part of my brain was also recently vindicated when it turns out that there really was something crawling in there like it told me there was.
2) I keep waking up because something is in my ear, which upon waking turns out to be an earplug.
@dreemr
Oh, and I hold no grudge against the spider. I was too freaked out to think to get it outside, but it’s still alive somewhere in my home as far as I’m aware. If I find it, it will get a new home in my flower bed where it can help with the aphid problem. It’s recently started getting colder at night, so the poor guy was probably just looking for a warm place to sleep, when it got rudely drenched.
If/when this troll comes back – or heck, the next troll that decides that fat women shouldn’t be having sexual desires while fat – show them this old 1980’s MTV video.
https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
See how long it takes for their heads to explode from watching this. >:D
They do? I had no idea.
Well; My point still stands. What do you think about my point about corrupt business types, guys?
I see I missed the troll. Don’t let the door hit you on your rapey ass on the way out!