By David Futrelle
So on Thursday, I put up a post full of creepy pictures of Steve Bannon, just for the heck of it. The very next day he was booted from the White House.
Who knew I had such power?
Anyway, here are a bunch of creepy pictures of Sebastian Gorka I made with the help of DreamscopeApp. (Click on them for full-sized versions.) Will lightning strike twice?
Hey; I found this a few days ago and had a hilarious (but brain-bleach-inducing) mental image….
http://www.politicususa.com/2017/08/18/preparing-medieval-bannon-tells-friends-ready-bannon-da-barbarian.html
….BANNON DA’ BARBARIAN! *ARGH!*
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY STEVE BANNON AS HE EMERGES IN A GLORIOUS CLOUD OF CHEETO-DUST CLAD IN HIS BATH-TOWEL “LOINCLOTH” AND NECKTIE HEADBAND AS HE WIELDS THE MIGHTY SHIELD OF GARBAGE-CAN-LIDDIA AND THE GIANT CLUB OF SALAMI-TRON!
MARVEL AS HE RIDES HIS MIGHTY GREEN STEED, “JOHN-DEERIEA” SHOUTING HIS CONFEDERATE WAR-CRY AS A MAJESTIC SWELL OF “ENTRY OF THE GLADIATORS” IS PERFORMED BY THE 100-STRONG JOSEPH PUJOL BUTT-ORCHESTRA!
Imagine this tune as farts….
@kupo
I saw the CN. I ignored it. Wish I hadn’t!
SpukiKitty:
We were using this back in the mid-90s on alt.sysadmin.recovery, most commonly in the term cow-orker.
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina, Zappa Cat clearly belongs to a pirate.
@Petal
I would probably be in the same boat as you if someone else had posted that.
@ gosjm & moggie
Oscar belongs to a very lovely couple (or they belong to him, it’s hard to tell with cats), one of whom is in the music biz. So he gets to listen to a lot of stuff. He’s got pretty eclectic tastes.
Based on:
Stays in room = probably likes it
Slashes speakers to ribbons = probably doesn’t
@Alan
I think the relationship is pretty clear; cats own humans.
@ kupo
Oscar is a funny cat. It’s not that he’s unfriendly as such; he’s actually very pleasant company in that “let’s just both sit here and do our own thing” way. It’s just that in every interaction with humans it’s like he “deigns“. So he’ll do the string thing, but he very much likes to give the impression that he’s willing to give up five minutes of his time for *your* benefit.
LOL!
Oscar looks very cool, but I am v. v. suspicious that you are trying to pull the wool with this “music biz” handwaving, Alan. I thought fiends were in the tempting/stealing souls/general demonic stuff biz. Are they perhaps specialists, working in the DevilHasAllTheBestTunes Department?
I am not the first to note that you did say fiends u kno …
Zappa seems quite appropriate for cats, of course.
Whoa, you have the gift! It seems to be working!
http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-trump-adviser-sebastian-gorka-to-leave-1493650018-htmlstory.html
Use your powers for good, not evil. Do Betsy DeVos next!
@Alan Robertshaw: Aaaaawwwww, a cyclops kitty! My brothers in-laws ex-wife used to volunteer at a cat rescue. So many of the rescued cats were blind in one eye, due to disease. Their eyes were all filmed over. It was heartbreaking.
@Kupo: A spider in your ear. I would have been frantic. Occasionally, I find deer ticks on my scalp. The first time it happened, I went ballistic. Now, I make a point of checking my scalp after a walk in the woods.
@Dreemr: I read The Fountainhead when I was 12 or 13. I agree with you – it’s an entertaining story, but a lame philosophy. One of Rand’s books was more than enough for me.
May this be the beginning of the end for the viper’s nest.
No wait, don’t overuse it too much too quickly or you’ll burn it out! Give it a few days, THEN put up another round. I recommend Steve Miller to finish the purge of the most odious alt-righters in the White House that can actually plan.
The Devil does have all the best tunes; but that’s because musicians are always signing contracts at crossroads without getting them checked out first.
ChimericMind, there are no non-creepy photos of Stephen Miller. If you gave him the Dreamscope treatment, I dread to think what would happen. Maybe it would cause a resonance cascade?
@Kupo that is terrifying and I recommend earplugs be worn at all times from now on. Earwig I woundnt mind so much but spiders have the extra pair of legs and I just can even…
@misophistry
I was too afraid there was still something in there to put any in last night. I didn’t want to trap something in! But I might try that tonight. Or if I can’t find any laying around, I have earbuds that do a good job of sealing the opening.
Aim Here, that article is from May 1st.
Kupo, *shudders*
Damn, I’m sorry!! How horrific for you! 🙁
@moggie Ah the “Scary Devil Monastery”, occasionally containing UI (Useful Information) which should always be marked as such, so it could be avoided if you just wanted to read “dumb user stories”.
I believe that’s where the “ID ten T” and “PEBKAC” abbreviations came from. (ID10T, and “Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair”)
I was a bit surprised to find out Stephen Miller is 31. He looks closer to 50 to me. I suspect by the time he’s 50 he’ll look like he’s in his 80s.
JS, you were a fellow Monk? I know there’s at least one other around here, though I haven’t seen him commenting recently.
Sebastian Gorka blocked me on Twitter. I consider this a badge of honor.
Am I the only one bothered by how loose his watch is in the last picture?
zblongladder:
That’s due to his inadequate wrist circumference. Clearly he’s not as alpha as he claims to be.
I’m workin’ on DeVos right now in the DreamScope Curse-O-Rama!