By David Futrelle
So it’s been a busy week, and I haven’t done one of these for a few days. Let’s play catch-up. I’m going a bit heavy on the joke tweets and cute animals today because otherwise I think I’d have to curl up in a ball on the floor.
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/898237709113839616
America's only good statues pic.twitter.com/BFAoTkpoAu
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) August 17, 2017
30 minutes into Confederacy and chill and he gives you this look
https://t.co/FFgrdBzifC— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 17, 2017
Here's what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It's an interesting compromise. pic.twitter.com/gEtUPLseDz
— Laurence Blair (@laurieablair) August 16, 2017
Spectacular photo of our side in Charlottesville, the only side for love and equality for all. pic.twitter.com/RvTVLYKB1y
— Anne Frank Center USA (@AnneFrankCenter) August 18, 2017
Villains and hatemongers will always lose! pic.twitter.com/u73L0R2Y5k
— Todd Franklin (@NeatoCoolville) August 16, 2017
My god. These are the people Trump is defending. https://t.co/TNbkrOs5CU pic.twitter.com/MRErSsLsbV
— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) August 16, 2017
Presidency. pic.twitter.com/P6ZID9zVys
— Pedro da Costa (@pdacosta) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/jesseberney/status/897778938797228035
In case you didn't know guinea pigs could jump… you do now! 🐹 pic.twitter.com/QPo3BY1wBO
— Featured Creature (@ftcreature) August 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/Chris_arnade/status/897927768687738882
Here's what @realDonaldTrump was really trying to say at his recent press conference. pic.twitter.com/MpnOo2yinU
— Tatered (@tatered) August 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/897657506511695878
https://twitter.com/NickSeam/status/898249906669965317
https://twitter.com/danacbell/status/897996244571664387
Tucker Carlson had a great show tonight pic.twitter.com/0LuOs4IuWV
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) August 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/dognkitty/status/898032755455385600
Now when you ask people how their day is going you gotta be like "well I mean other than everything"
— Chelda (@legendofchelda) August 16, 2017
Amazing @jdawsey1 + @nancook graph on what triggers Trump's anger. https://t.co/WGzfimDM44 pic.twitter.com/kuRj021css
— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) August 17, 2017
There's a real possibility this does all end with Trump shooting somebody on Fifth Avenue.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 16, 2017
Maybe it would be more believable if GOP didn't speak out against racism the same day the got caught racially gerrymandering in Texas?
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/veneficaultrix/status/897733199803146240
https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/897873441772101632
https://twitter.com/darth/status/897912648175505409
Where's Pickle in all of this?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 16, 2017
Sorry dog, not today https://t.co/UT4jnwKjKA
— Dog and Kitty (@dognkitty) August 16, 2017
Buh-bye Bannon! If he really is as vindictive as they say he is, I can’t wait for the eventual internet war between Trump and Bannon!
I know it feels like forever, but it’s been a little over 8 months and these supposed Superior White Race Ubermenschen have collapsed like a milky flan in a cupboard. Gee, it’s like they were really just loud idiots with terrible ideas all this time! Whodathunk?
And may I add that the alt-right, Fascist , hate groups are a tiny sub-culture that was growing on the internet under the radar of the average American.
Trump brought them out from under their rocks and into the White House. He thought that if he could pitch their core beliefs but sugar coat their true ugliness by appealing to the fears of the average American (like job losses and criminals & terrorists disguised as immigrants), he could get the average American to support him.
Unfortunately for him, he underestimated the average American, who is not willing to support full on racism and Nazism .
Trump, you got hung by your own petard.
@Oogly
So pleased you are enjoying the stockings and lipstick.
My primary association with stockings is my mother’s suspender belt and American Tan stockings. So, while I get the sense of the sensuality, my brain won’t let me go there. Enjoy them for me!
Lipstick I didn’t really embrace until I was 40 (I had a nude lipstick I would wear to important meetings as a secret self-esteem lift). Now I’m playing with the bold colours, and loving it so much that:
a) My friends can now tell if I’m having a bad day, because I’ll have a bold lip (on the “fake it til you make it” principle); and
b) My mum (who rarely wears any make up at all) asked for some help with my little brother’s wedding, and said “oh no, you won’t have a lipstick I can wear” (we found her perfect shade in my stash, but she thought it was all going to be reds). And she looked lovely; exactly like herself, but more so.
I had a point. I think it was this: You go! Yay for you!
@dreemr
It’s funny watching them change their propoganda in real time while also facing several states of denial, anger and lashing out at each other for not being the right type of nazi.
Oh yeah as a side note
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/347160-icahn-steps-down-as-regulatory-adviser-to-trump
honestly this one feels like a light snack in comparison to today’s main dish
@Weatherwax
Yay! Thank you, I kind of have a thing for legs so I can’t say I’m surprised by how much I enjoy wearing them.
Oh my gosh you guys this is too good.
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCGy6uV7yqGWDeUWTZzT3ZEg/realtime
Rebel Media’s subscriber count – in realtime.
Haha, look at it go! You need a parachute there lil buddy?
Bannon is out. It’s a good development, but it doesn’t feel as triumphant as I hoped because Trump is still there.
Also, apparently the ‘based stickman’ is facing jailtime. Once fewer speechifying Nazi.
JS:
What if he doesn’t attack Trump? He may remain loyal* to Trump, while using his new freedom to go after others: Kushner and Kelly being obvious examples. If it’s true that he jumped rather than was pushed, it may mean that he feels things have reached a point where he will have more power to further Project Reboot the US outside the administration.
*Not that I think Bannon is really loyal to anyone. I’m sure he views Trump as a useful idiot he can exploit.
@Ooglyboggles
Good for you re: your authenticity
@Dan Hoan
re: Pershing myth…Thanks; it was really more just doing our due diligence. The email answer that my colleague and I composed was based on — and cited specifically — Pershing’s own memoir (the one edited by John Greenwood and published in a scholarly edition by Univ. Kentucky Press in 2013). He in turn cites, and we referenced, specific letters in the Pershing letters in the Library of Congress manuscript collections. The website Politifact.com summarized the debunking long ago but with high-profile Trump-related stuff I like to cite the original primary sources even if there’s plenty of published work available that’s already synthesized it; you provide a pre-emptive retort to any accusations of “liberal cucks re-writing history etc.” i.e., go to the Library of Congress and see for yourself if you don’t believe us.
Scildfreja
Now there’s some good clean family entertainment. In the few minutes I had it open, around 200 people unsubscribed.
@OoglyBoggles:
I don’t know, Icahn has long been on my list of ‘this is why we can’t have nice things’. He is the encapsulation of some of the biggest problems with modern capitalism. A hedge fund manager whose primary money-making these days is to buy up shares until he’s a major shareholder, acquire enough proxies that he can start making demands to the board for short term gain, before walking off with his money and leaving what’s left of the company to founder on the rocks. (Such as when he forced himself and some of his friends onto the board of Yahoo by threatening a stockholder revolt with his proxies to get the board fired because they hadn’t taken up Microsoft on a buyout offer.)
Convicted felon Martin Shkreli only wishes he could grift as well as Carl Icahn.
If Bannon doesn’t attack Trump, we’re sort of back to “Well, Trump is in the White House, and Breitbart still exists”. I don’t think Project Reboot will work as well without direct access to President and WH resources (which are considerable).
But at least he’s on the outside pooping in, instead of the other way around.
@Citizen Rat
I’m strangely curious as to whether or not you have any personal experience when it comes to such foodstuffs.
@Hypatia’s Daughter
A petard is a precursor to the grenade–an explosive device. It would be nigh-on impossible to hang oneself with it unless there was a loop on the pin and you were the size of Captain Olimar. Hoist by his own petard, hung by his own rope.
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while and also sorry this is off topic, but last night my synagogue was vandalized. Two Windows were broken. The police are currently looking into it as vandalism but considering there is also a church, school, and library near it and none of them were touched, I think it might have been a hate crime. I’m honestly freaked out about it and just wanted to get that off my chest.
Off topic, but Alex Jones harasses people in Seattle, gets “boiling” coffee splashed on him and then acts like he’s the victim with his tail between his legs.
This is the only video link I can find so far on youtube that isn’t presenting it as Poor Him.
@Jenora Feuer
When you put it that way he’s a more insidious bad.
@Horrorfan510
Hope you’re alright, stay safe friend.
@ Horrorfan510 Oh my goodness. I hope you stay safe too.
I am so horrified that your shul was vandalized, horrorfan510. I feel lucky, as a Jew living in New York City, that I am probably (but not for sure) safe when I go to services. It’s so weird and sick that we have to have security guards who check everyone’s bag before we can enter our synagogue.
As a healing delight that may make you feel better, take a look at this delicious performance of “When the Saints Go Marching In” that Nazis will hate, because it features African-American artistic genius Louis Armstrong and Jewish-American artistic genius Danny Kaye. Enjoy!
Hypatia’s Daughter
Enriches the oh-so-satisfying aaaaah feeling when combining that news with that of the descendants of Lee and Jackson and Davis. They have all, separately, stated that they either don’t care if, or actively advocate for, those statues being removed to museums or, maybe, just plain removed.
Thanks guys! There’s going to be a vigil there tonight so hopefully a lot of people will show up and send a message that what happened isn’t okay, but nothing like this has happened as long as I’ve been here. It’s scary that this has hit so close to home
Horrorfan: I’m so sorry. That must be so scary for you.
Horrorfan
Not off topic at all.
And pfffft to the cops. They know full well it’s not mere vandalism. They probably don’t want all the hassle that goes with investigating and prosecuting hate crime so they’re talking themselves into not seeing it.
Take care of yourself.
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Hah! When I first checked it, the graph below the count clock was all untidy steps. Now? One beautiful smooth(ish) downward slope across the whole page.
The most amazing and disappointing thing is the occasional additional subscriber. But they can’t make up for the wholesale rush to the exits.
@Horrorfan510
That’s horrible! I hope you stay safe.
@Oogly
I’m glad things are looking (sort of) up so far, and I hope you find a way to talk to your parents about it. Aaand if not I hope you’re able to quickly find somewhere you’re surrounded by good people who love you no matter what.