NOTE: IN THE WAKE OF TODAY’S EVENTS — A WHITE SUPREMACIST TERRORIST ATTACK ON COUNTERPROTESTERS THAT LEFT ONE DEAD — MY ORIGINAL GRAPHIC FOR THIS POST SEEMED INAPPROPRIATE SO I HAVE REMOVED IT
NOTE 2: I regret the flippant tone of this post. Last night these guys seemed like clowns and it felt good to watch them getting a thorough mocking. They still are clowns, but unfortunately clowns can do a tremendous amount of damage, as the current inhabitant of the White House reminds us every day.
My newer post on the terrorist attack is here.
By David Futrelle
On Friday night, a couple hundred Nazis and oh-I’m-not-really-a-Nazis marched through the largely empty University of Virginia campus in Charlottesville, many of them holding cintronella tiki torches aloft in what appears to have been an attempt to simultaneously fight white genocide and banish mosquitoes.
Of course, given that gender ratio was approximately 90 pasty white dudes per one Lauren Southern wannabe, it’s a safe bet that very few marchers actually “fought white genocide” after the march, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Anyway, so they marched. And afterwards people dunked on them mercilessly on Twitter. Here are some highlights of both events.
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/896295016284520448
When we asked other #UniteTheRight attendees about their 'white genocide' claims, some of them responded violently pic.twitter.com/erxgZ3aFG1
— UNICORN RIOT (@UR_Ninja) August 12, 2017
The best part about this video? The Nazis who can’t remember which arm to “sieg heil” with. (The right arm, my dudes.)
https://twitter.com/21logician/status/896260763534360576
This white lady seems nice:
Alt right #UniteTheRight woman tells #antifa counter-protester that he "sounds like a n—–" #Charlottesville pic.twitter.com/VnTLchlXLJ
— Alex Rubinstein (@RealAlexRubi) August 12, 2017
The marchers were quite impressed with themselves:
https://twitter.com/captured_maiden/status/896213825476841472
But Tinkerbell was not exactly correct. Lots of people are laughing.
"WHERE IS THE CLITORIS?" pic.twitter.com/EZUOz4Uruv
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/896263840857554944
The white race MUST be preserved, so WOMEN… you're really gonna have to start lowering your standards.#Charlottesville pic.twitter.com/Rus7lcIktg
— Sir Woofingtons (@Sir_Woofingtons) August 12, 2017
Love waking up to a timeline full of pics of Nazis who look like they just raided a discount bin in the lawn & garden section at Home Depot.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 12, 2017
"Hi ladies,
My name is Brent, and I enjoy cosplaying as Marty Mcfly & sniffing your seat after you get up"#NaziTinder #Charlottesville pic.twitter.com/kCU806wnvf
— 🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉 (@Freeyourmindkid) August 12, 2017
"I've written over 1000 fan fiction star wars stories where I've had sex with aliens. Also no blacks."#Charlottesville #Nazitinder pic.twitter.com/mDnhzug9Js
— 🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉 (@Freeyourmindkid) August 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/1stGrumpydude/status/896279571921633280
30 minutes into "Triumph of the Will" and chill, and he gives you this look pic.twitter.com/UbY7dsoVQj
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 12, 2017
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) August 12, 2017
Nonetheless there were still those who insisted that this Nazi march was not really a Nazi march, I mean, what evidence is there that any of these guys are Nazis?
https://twitter.com/DOGGEAUX/status/896229184254521344
"I mean yeah I am a Nazi, but I really did think that the shirt said Nike when I bought it. I'm illiterate."#nazitinder #Charlottesville pic.twitter.com/1slzTJBIk6
— 🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉 (@Freeyourmindkid) August 12, 2017
That said, the Nazis and Friends of Nazis did indeed act like the shitheads they are.
https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/896250791672946688
https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/896239701832740865
The truly brave souls? The small number of counterprotesters who found themselves surrounded by hundreds of Nazis.
Heroes. These students were surrounded by torch-bearing neo-Nazis, beaten, & unhelped by the police on scene. #Charlottesville #DefendCville pic.twitter.com/KN2PG4FpBo
— Collin Rees (@collinrees) August 12, 2017
Nazi dorks, fuck off!
The U.S. Army detonates a massive swastika at the Nuremberg rally grounds, 1945. pic.twitter.com/I19tdChlyb
— Matt Ford (@fordm) August 12, 2017
Yiddish use hebrew/german/slavic words. Kippah sounds like german, so maybe this is why they say like that on yiddish, but also say sometimes hebrew way. I only know ‘kush mien tukhus’ on yiddish –
means kiss my ass))))
Barack Obama speaks Yiddish apparently.
And now we’re getting reports of three vehicles driving into a crowd of counter protesters. :/
Warnings for disturbing content:
Vehicle runs over counter-protesters at Charlottesville white nationalist rally
This is beyond comment:
One person has died because of that vehicle attack.
Per CBS:
Fuck you, Kessler, you fucking POS. Fuck you.
And our “fearless” Tweeter-in Chief goes on national television to speak out against vague violence and bigotry “ON BOTH SIDES”.
I can’t say what I’d like to, due to comments policy. I’m sure you can all imagine.
Weirdly, it’s the 40th anniversary of this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lewisham
So i said that this jokes are not funny. Jokes that this nazis are serious – well now we see they serious. In my country, nazis paid by russian government to attack maidan protesters. But in US people just saying nazis are a funny joke. On mammoth people see that it is serious, but outside I don’t see that americans really think this, so nazi rally grow and grow and now people actually dead already.
So, yeah, those counter-protesters ?
They’re the shit.
Oh, but that fucking coward Trump can’t condemn those white nationalists. Cannot piss off his fucking voter base, don’tcha know.
Fuck your economic anxiety
@Axe:
One day, the term “economic anxiety” is going to be taught to schoolkids as an example of a euphemism.
AP reports driver is in custody.
1 dead, 19 injured.
Fucking asshole.
And after this I am seriously considering getting a firearm since the fascists are starting to make good on there threats and the government is in no hurry to stop them.
‘this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides,’
but murder on only one side so far
@EJ
Our Peculiar Institution => States’ Rights => Agitators => Seperate but Equal => Law and Order => Economic Anxiety
The euphemisms of anti blackness are a revolving door…
“Die Reden Hitlers am Reichsparteitag 1933″
Predictably, mangry gamerbros are also crying about “BUT BOTH SIDES” and making excuses for the violent neo-Nazis marching and actively attacking counter-protesters, saying that the only reason the Nazis are Nazis is because “the left” has pushed them to it.
But hey, racism is totally not a thing in America anymore, and everyone has equality, and Trump definitely didn’t embolden the worst parts of the country and inspire countless waves of hate crimes.
@TreePerson – I’ve said it before, my first thought the night of November 8th was “well, I guess I’m glad for the 2nd Amendment now.”
I live in a “Constitutional Carry” state, which basically means you can carry a concealed firearm without any training at all. I hate guns. But I’m considering it, since I really don’t know if these deplorables are going to stop short of actually starting a Civil War.
Also? Earlier this year my state tried to pass a law excusing motorists of consequences if they ran over protesters. So, excusing this kind of crime. Yet many of my (white) neighbors couldn’t comprehend why this was a bad idea. They WANT to run over BLM & NoDAPL protesters and think they deserve to die for blocking the road.
Welp, there’s a fatality. Someone rammed their truck into the counter-protesters. So, murder makes those tiki torches a lot less funny.
I indeed can’t laugh.
@dreemr
I’m betting they would drive through a pride event too.
Currently looking at tactical shotguns since they would be best for home defense and offensive field use if the civil war actually happens.
All kinds of shells with all kinds of applications as well.
You have no idea how many people I have seen trying to defend this fucking brutality with “Yeah but BLM!” I feel tired and exhausted of all this shit. Wonder if I can circumvent my mistrust of guns by learning how to use a melee weapon.
This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve read in a long time. It now proves beyond a doubt that Nazis are a serious threat. They are willing to murder those who disagree with them! And yet I guarantee that by next week they’ll be whining on Twitter that their freeze peaches are being stepped on because they got called racist for attending a march that was literally created to intimidate and threaten POC.
Assholes hypocritical myopic pieces of shit. Fuck their feelings. Fuck their rights.
http://kristinewyllys.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/af98c-this.gif
Not the most original or interesting post from me, but I’m too pissed off to say anything that isn’t a comment policy violation.
I’ll say this though. If anyone thinks the police and military would throw some kind of coup or refuse to follow orders if the Trump administration really did try to do something like cancelling the elections and ordering martial law on an indefinite basis or decided to hit N Korea with a nuclear strike, think the fuck again.
They will be on the side of fascism rather than democracy. Because SJWs are meeeaaaan.