Let’s go to war with everyone: Today in Tweets

@kupo: Excellent description!

Frankly at this point I’d prefer it be aliens like the ADVENT Administration. Sure human slurries, police state and such but they got free healthcare aren’t dumb enough to nuke the entire world over pettiness.

Perhaps this is all some kind of attempt at extreme Overton Window shifting. Like, a few months from now, we’ll all be sitting in Dickensian workhouses, eating our soylent and saying “Phew, good thing we dodged that nuclear war!”

I thought the general consensus among conservatives and alt-righters was that rap was “degenerate”. So why would they want to take credit for it? I mean, are they going to take credit for sagging next?

I make bread and keep cut loaves in a brown paper bag, folded at the top, inside a bread bin. It seems to work – we eat them pretty fast. Not sure what kind of evil that makes us.

Which recalls a saying of my mother-in-law’s “I’m not buying that wholemeal bread any more. People keep eating it.”

@wwth

Geez. Everyone knows that

Love this proof!!! The essence of right-wing “science”!!!

ETA: /sarcasm… cuz that doesn’t always translate into text O_o

@kiki @EJ

Pssh. I have three words for you – two of them are ‘Ice’, and the third is ‘Baby’.

WRONG. The beastie boys invented rap with their hit song “Girls”. Since then it’s been perverted by all these black wannabes, who only “rap” about abusing their women. In contrast, ‘Girls’ rapped about how lovely women are when washing your dishes and cleaning your room. The song is truly a perfect example for young black urban youth on how to be civilized and professional in the real world, so why don’t more young black urban youth listen? It must be all the welfare making them lazy.

Anywhoooooo, I’m assuming that the clusterfuck of whitesplaining is because the google doodle yesterday celebrated the anniversary of Hip Hop- not rap, but Hip Hop CULTURE. I could believe that rap, defined as rhythmic spoken word, is older than race itself, but if you say that Blondie invented Hip Hop culture with a straight face………..

Also anywho; I just read an article on ROK about how Jesus has been cucked and I found it glorious.

I twist and tuck my bread and use a bread box (the old fashioned kind, not the plastic single loaf kind.)

Am I…am I a monster?

And then Victorious Parasol was a breadbox, too.

I used to like rap, back before it was all ‘bitch’ this and ‘ho’ that.

Randomly…

I love that line about haunted sharks. ‘Ghost Shark’ is one of my all time fave crap movies – the bit where he gets the kid on the waterslide is some kind of genius! I just bought a movie from Poundland called ‘Raiders of the Lost Shark’ which I have high hopes/low expectations for. It can’t be worse than ‘Killer Mermaids’, which I watched recently…

Equally randomly…

I don’t eat bread, I don’t like it. Sandwiches do to lunchtime what Seth Lakeman did to folk music. But if we want the epitome of evil, then let me introduce the person who peels back the foil cap under the new milk carton top, then LEAVES IT ON, so when I go to the fridge, see the foil is still there, and shake the milk, I end up looking like I’ve ejaculated all over my shirt. Because this only ever seems to happen when I’m on the way to work.