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By David Futrelle

Trump enjoyed threatening North Korea so much he’s decided to threaten Venezuela too! Also:  Rex Tillerson gets owned, white people invent rap, and  kitties act like kitties.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/896071871673679873

https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/status/896076278524071936

https://twitter.com/allanbrauer/status/896071320525459456

https://twitter.com/ezlusztig/status/896086361416925184

https://twitter.com/suzaminah/status/896056604373598208

https://twitter.com/AnnieKNK/status/895969169124057088

https://twitter.com/aurelianrabbit/status/895799203846275072

https://twitter.com/TheSmokefall/status/895082446265495552

https://twitter.com/ItsMeowIRL/status/895887190168788992

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ kupo

The foil caps are different colours depending on the type of milk.

This is the one to watch out for.

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Green top milk is straight out of the cow. Luckily here we all get free TB jabs as schoolkids.

Hexum7
Hexum7
7 years ago

Please… Everyone knows the first rap song was I Am The Very Model Of The Midern Major General

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Alan
Interesting! I’ve only used raw milk for cheese, at which point any of the bad cultures are cooked. It’s illegal in many states to even sell it, and I only recently started finding it in the stores.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

Reminder that Eminem called himself and Elvis out on Without Me for appropriating back music for monetary gain. Didn’t stop him, and he wasn’t ever really woke, but still…

Besides, everyone knows Macklemore (and Ryan Lewis) invented rap 😛

@Jesalin

I used to like rap, back before it was all ‘bitch’ this and ‘ho’ that

When was this? Cos people have been examining the misogyny in hip hop since the 80s. Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case carry on 🙂

Cleverforagirl
Cleverforagirl
7 years ago

@kupo

Fellow cheese enthusiast, do you have a cheese cave?

@Alan
Until a few years ago you had to be part of an underground network to get raw milk. For awhile it was actually easier, and less sketchy, to secure hard drugs. Of course we don’t have multiple breeds of chicken to choose from either, just the plastic wrap package marked ‘chicken.’

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ cleverforagirl

you had to be part of an underground network

Heh, you’ve now put some fantastic images in my head. Thank you. 🙂

just the plastic wrap package marked ‘chicken.’

https://youtu.be/-Baw66yAZQc

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

And then Victorious Parasol was a breadbox, too.

Solidarity! ✊

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

Done just about every alignment aside from Chaotic Evil and Neutral Good. The former just because that’s letting perfectly good bread out in the open, and the latter, I didn’t know that people do that.

Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
7 years ago

1) My nomination for the inventor of rap: Fats Waller.
https://youtu.be/dv2ktr-yc3o
2) Tim guegen, thank you for sending me off on a YMO / Ryuichi Sakamoto nostalgia binge. I may be stuck on Tighten up (Japanese gentlemen, stand up please) for some time.
3) Alan and cleverforagirl, in Jasper Fforde’s AU UK, cheese is a controlled substance.
http://www.jasperfforde.com/specops/cheeseindex.html
And toast is aggressively marketed by a government funded board.
http://www.jasperfforde.com/thursdaynext/images/vtm.jpg

CleverForAGirl
CleverForAGirl
7 years ago

Croquembouche, not only funny, but pretty close to how raw milk cheese was treated for awhile. (First you had to sign up for a list, then you were given names you could contact, then if you contacted someone, you needed to convince them that you were cool. If all that went well you could meet someone in a parking garage, you bring the cash, they bring the raw milk/cheese/whatever illegal food stuff)

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 years ago

That’s odd. I reuse the original clip, but I’m fairly sure my alignment is somewhere near Neutral Good, or a bit on the Chaotic Good side of it. Certainly the Political Compass site plotted me in the lower left quadrant: left wing and anti-authoritarian …

booburry
booburry
7 years ago

There really isn’t a genre of music that has lyrics that isn’t soaked in misogyny. Can’t help but side eye when people single out rap.

occasional reader
occasional reader
7 years ago

Hello.

Hmm, actually, i was thinking the rap was inventend by the inventor of doors, cause he was used to rap on them.

Oh, soft bread. Not that common, but for any food in a plastic bag, i tend to use a clothes peg, if it has to stay out of the fridge.

Have a nice day.

Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
7 years ago

I use the closure the bread comes with until about half the loaf is gone, then it’s the twist and tuck before… It goes into the fridge. 0.o

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
7 years ago

“Rap” has been around in Jamaican music since forever. I know Kool Herc denied that connection, but come on. There’s no way you could be a Jamaican with an interest in music, 12 years old in 1967, just when Poppa U-Roy, King Stitt and all those other guys started recording, and then randomly “invent” the same thing a few years later. Boo, Kool Herc. Boo. Also boo for being a rapist.

EDIT: Ska music obviously incorporated rap long before the Dylan record as well.

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