By David Futrelle
Grotesque pickup guru Roosh Valizadeh may not have been welcomed into the Alt-Right with open arms — white supremacists basically see him as a brown “Muzzie” interloper — but good old Rooshy still has some Deep Thoughts about Jews he’d like to share with us all.
In a post on his blog, recently reposted on Return of Kings, Roosh suggests that the alt-right is a sort of delayed response to Jews being Jewy.
Where did the alt right come from? It is a direct reaction to a high number of non-white immigrants to the United States, which began with the 1965 Immigration Law. The culture of pepe, cuck-shaming, and a white ethno-state is the 50-year delayed response to one law. …
What’s interesting to note is that feminism and immigration to the Western world was disproportionately promoted and enabled by Jews. … If you are to believe that Jews are at the top of most Western institutions, dissident movements are a reaction to their power.
The life of an elite Jew is to control the non-Jew through both cultural and political means. The non-Jew responds and then the Jew adapts to that response. The lives of Jews and non-Jews are therefore inexorably tied together. Understand that any attempt to control something external to you means that you are also being controlled by it, since your existence becomes primarily a response to the external.
D’Jew get all that?
When I was a wee sprog, I said something using a bad word. My mother looked me dead in the eye and said, “If you talk like that, people are going to think you’re stupid.”
That memory just came to me. Can’t imagine why.
@Roosh himself:
What odd language. Odder than usual, I mean, and I’m not referring to the tortured phrasing and grammar that would make an English teacher cry.
1. Alt-right is a 50-year-late reaction to one law? Sounds slightly pathetic.
2. Then, this wee bit of hedging:
3. And finally that last bit – the attempt at waxing philosophical – almost suggests that there’s not much point resisting?
The Dialectic of teh Jew 🙂
Before 1965, anti-Semitism didn’t exist though. Trufax!
I’m a little bit curious to know what his reasoning is. A little bit.
The life of a̶n̶ ̶e̶l̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶J̶e̶w̶ a Pick-Up Artist is to control t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶n̶-̶J̶e̶w̶ women I want to fuck and abuse through both cultural and political means
FTFY, Roosh
What the hell did I just read?
Jeez, Roosh. Just when I thought you couldn’t sink any further down in your attempt to remain relevant, you pull one out of your (dirty, unwiped) ass.
He’s trying so hard, y’all! He wants to be a Nazi soooo badly. He’s got all the language down pat, so why won’t the white supremacists just let him into the treehouse …
Poor Roosh. Not even the nazis want him.
They’ll never see you as an honorary white person, roosh, no matter how much you assure them you hate people they hate. They may tolerate you, but you will never be one of them, and they’ll get rid of you as soon as it serves their purposes to do so.
He does get one thing sorta right, although not in the way he intended…
Well, yeah. Because we’re all people living together in this world, and what we do affects other people.
(This is of course true for other groups of people, as well: Christians and non-Christians, men and women, assholes and non-assholes…)
Countdown to Roosh backtracking and claiming this is satire in 10… 9…
Roosh’s third law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite Jew.
So (ignoring the half-baked anti-Semitism) if only the USA hadn’t tried to be less racist, there would be fewer angry racists now?
I mean, yeah, sure, but that doesn’t make it a good idea. In fact, if doing something makes racists happy, it’s usually a bad thing to do.
Ok, so according to Roosh:
1. Jewish people are at the top of most Western institutions.
2. Dissident movements are a reaction to their power.
3. Feminism was promoted by Jews.
???
So, feminism is in no way a dissident movement? Jewish women were at the top of most institutions? I don’t…
Even within the space of his own argument, his Jewish hivemind conspiracy does not appear to hold up.
I saw the new production streamed to cinema so am reminded of it – I wonder what he’d make of the depictions of Jewish characters/Jewishness within Angels in America, or I suppose, or the real Roy Cohn just in general… No doubt Cohn had power, but he didn’t exactly use it the way Roosh prefers to imagine.
I have never understood how people think this whole Jewish conspiracy thing WORKS. I mean, in practical terms. There are so many things wrong with it.
1) I have never met three people who could keep the same goal for six months, and they are suggesting an entire race of people who have the same goal…forever??
2) How are the Jews keeping track of which Jews are controlling what? Is there a media division? A finance division? How are they co-ordinating their takeover attempts? Where is the annual meeting of the entire Jewish race at which the next year’s strategy gets decided? What happens if there is a disagreement on how best to further the Marxist agenda, do you get splinter groups? Is this just happening in the West or are they controlling every country in the world and if so how are the Western Jews co-ordinating with the Chinese Jews?
3) If oppression is the goal, would we not still be interested in oppressing women and minorities? Why encourage dissidence?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
I’m with Sherlock Holmes. The simplest answer is usually the true one. This theory is insanely complicated. The simplest answer is – Jews are just people like everyone else and Roosh is a dickhead.
I think Satre put it best when he noted Anti-Semites are not engaging in a good faith argument or really, an argument at all–they will gleefully change what they’re saying in the course of a discussion, sometimes even in the course of a single sentence. That’s pretty much the point of it–annoying their opponents, thus signalling their “mastery” to their fellows, and also, hopefully making the meaning of things a little less stable.
Sounds like pOTUS….
Except he believes he’s not changing what he’s saying….
@Moggie
I laughed at that. Could describe most of the alt-right, couldn’t it.
It’s aaaaallll a Zionist Conspiracy, including the Matrix Sequels.
@Violet
Ah, the world of conspiracies, where nothing ever goes wrong and they fool everyone alive yet random 20 somethings on the internet can see through them
My favorite depiction of a long term conspiracy is the otherwise fairly standard thriller State of the Union, where a group of ex-Soviet officers meet to discuss the conspiracy they began decades ago. Their leader is stunned when it turns out all five of the people involved except him have moved on with their lives, because it’s been 20 years and all of them have changed a lot.
@Vile
http://media.tumblr.com/30abd4459b6344118479e2892cc5c698/tumblr_inline_mglh1gIOKd1qh81vx.jpg
Donald Trump is a gentile.
Kim Jong-un is a gentile.
Vladimir Putin is a gentile.
Theresa May is a gentile.
Beata Szydło is a gentile.
Viktor Orban is a gentile.
Recep Erdogan is a gentile.
Rodrigo Duterte is a gentile.
Jacon frickin’ Zuma is a gentile.
Can… can we have a Jewish conspiracy ruling us, please? I promise to be a dutiful and obedient subject. The gentiles in charge at the moment terrify me.
It’s funny you should mention that Roosh, because I’ve just been listening to the Standard Issue podcast, and there was a nice journalist on that happens to be Jewish. She would also like to know where/how Jews are in charge, because nobody has told her.
Also, my maternal grandfather was Jewish, on his mother’s side, by decent anyway, and while he was controlling, I think that had to do with his general arrogant and abusive character, rather than being Jewish, or as my Dad puts it ‘Them Cottingham’s all think they know everything when they know very little’.
BTW, when did Roosh’s own family enter the US? Would they have been allowed in before 1965?
@Axe
I always preferred the name wood ear for that particular mushroom.
Artic Ape, Roosh was born in 1979, and his parents immigrated to the US before he was born.
This idiot is denigrating his parents.
No amount of hitching his star to the abomination that is the alt-right is going to change that by the purity standards of the alt-right, he can never be accepted by them, just because he has started pontificating about the ebbbbbiiiiiilllll jooooooooooos.
He is, and remains, a gormless twit.
The MRA movements have aligned to the alt-right, and the alt-right has the same classical anti-Semitism as the old-right.
And poor fucking Roosh…
I remember reading an autobiography of a woman who spent the war years in Germany as a young teen , in and out of Hitler Youth camps. One of her friends was half-Chinese, and was allowed to wear the uniform, but not the tie or badges. That’s Roosh, except that he’s a grown-ass man living in a free society who’s doing this to himself, not a kid trapped in a fascist dictatorship through no fault of her own.
“But I’m Persian! We are an ancient white civilization! I’m not some dirty Arab! I’m not even a practicing Muslim! I only believe in White Sharia! I have a US birth certificate, a middle class background and a STEM degree! I dazzle foreigners with my American English accent! I AM NOT BROWN!”
I’m reminded of the joke about why the rabbi was reading Der Sturmer:
Roosh is 38 now, so he’s really not in the position to do PUA stuff or to go out and pick up women in bars, etc. Plus, he already wrote all the Bang books and the infamous “legalize rape on private property” post (not to mention every post on the Return of Kings site), so he’s probably completely unemployable beyond repair by now.
Literally, the only thing he can do now is try to get popular with the Nazis and alt-right. They’re the closest to accepting him.
This fucking fuckhead just doesn’t give up does he? What a tossing arsehole. He also seems to be in denial about his origins – ‘non white immigrants’. His parents must be so proud.
Roosh’s writing reminds me of really bad fanfiction for some reason.
Remember Roosh’s good buddy Nathan Larson, who was running for VA state delegate on a “Red Pill Libertarian” platform? He’s still running, but he’s changed his pet cause. Before, he wanted to legalize incest, pedophilia and child porn. Now, he wants to make assisted suicide available to all,
including moody teenagers. Gee, what a cheerful, totally-not-disturbing guy.
@Axe
I KNEW IT! TEH JEWS ARE CONTROLLING OUR SOFT DRINKS! FIRST THEY COME FOR THE SODA ETC
@History Nerd:
There’s another person who’s gone through a weirdly similar journey to unemployability: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, better known as Tila Tequila. Both Valizadeh and Nguyen are PoC desperately trying to get the far-Right to like them, having burned every other bridge they have.
I wonder if they know of each other, and what they think?
A few PUA “experts” actually took the time to read Roosh’s Bang books and decided the books were “HOWTO” guides for becoming a date rapist, not guides to talking to women at bars and clubs (not that less extreme PUA’s are not problematic). PUA companies also don’t want to get involved in political issues. Besides being too old, Roosh can’t get a job with PUA companies for those reasons and because PUA companies are already under scrutiny, but PUA customers are still apparently buying his books and that’s enough to keep him afloat. No biotech company or grad school will want to touch him with a ten foot pole, even if it turns out he had a 4.0 GPA and a publishable senior thesis at UMD.
Tila Tequila posted antisemitic death threats to Ben Shapiro on Twitter after apologizing for her earlier Nazi posts, so that restricts her to the most extreme parts of the alt-right. That’ll be an uphill battle, since she’s a person of color, bisexual, and female. It sounds like Roosh might not even accept her, given how he thinks Iran is such a great place to live with its rational and socially progressive sex laws.