By David Futrelle
Found in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit:
Golly, I wonder what these guys would be saying if they actually did hate women?
We Hunted The MammothBucking the Backlash
We Hunted The MammothBy David Futrelle
Found in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit:
Golly, I wonder what these guys would be saying if they actually did hate women?
“I don’t hate women but i hate women.”
Yeah, for you to fuck off.
“I’m not a misogynist! I love
the idea of having sex with sexywomen!”cleats4u sez
So could anyone else but most of us have better things to do. #justsayin
I’m still terribly inhibited in my speech from ten years in retail where *not* speaking has saved my job a bunch of times. But if some rando told me, apropos of nothing, to go fuck myself? I’d do my best to go ahead and say “I’m a bit busy right now, maybe later. But thanks for the suggestion, sounds like fun!” This has the bonus of letting him imagine fat, old Hambeast masturbating and it would make me giggle in an evil manner.
I refer this un-learned un-colleague to the response provided in Arkell -v- Pressdram.
(Thanks Alan, I think it was, will be using this on Twitter sometime soon I’m sure)
The sad truth is, most of the women who eventually want something probably try to send him on an errand of some sort just to get him out of their faces.
“Hey, cleats4u, could you take this bud vase back to… let me see what it says, here…. China for me? Thanks.”
“they’re going to want something”
Isn’t… this … just pretty much any relationship?
I can just imagine this dude…
“Hey, can you please pass over that ketchup bottle?”
“NO! I’m not giving you anything, bitch!”
“Excuse me, do you know how to get to—”
“Jeez lady, fuck off, I ain’t falling for that!”
He’s right. I keep wanting something from MGTOW. I want them to actually go their own way. I guess I’m just a selfish female like that.
@Makroth:
I’ve been on Twitter too much today — I immediately looked for some kind of upvote/heart/thumbs-up button.
@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee:
I know. I just want them to discover some activities!
@ JS
Now you can literally “been there, seen that, got the t-shirt.” 🙂
https://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/arkell-v-pressdram-1971-tshirt/black-recycled-tshirt.html
I would bet good money that this guy who seems to actively hate the idea of having human relationships has also complained about how nobody wants to be in a relationship with him.
I seriously doubt that women really want anything from this person.
He could go around telling women to go fuck themselves, but, of course, he won’t.
Because something, something matriarchy and feeeemales.
Everyone: Holy shit! Your responses are awesome!
I’m going to reiterate what the Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels said and say that this sad strange little man needs to find a REAL hobby.
@PI:
Is it sad that my first thought was to scroll up and then go, “to his credit, at least he didn’t use “feeeeeemales””?
I feel a similar way about babies, I guess. I mean they’re cute and all, but sooner or later (sooner) they’re probably going to want something.
However, I don’t feel like telling them or their parents to fuck off all the time or even really ever. But I’m very glad there’s no longer a baby in my life that I can’t hand back eventually.
Cats always want something all the time. I do occasionally tell Dracarys something along the lines of “fuck off” when she runs across my keyboard or wakes me up because she wants to be fed RIGHT NOW. But more often I’m telling her how cute and pretty and sweet she is and how she’s my favorite girl.
@WWTH
Oh, someone here wants something all the time, like treats. I don’t tell her to fuck off as a rule, even when she’s mashing on my keyboard and triggering all the buttons, but I do call her an interference bear and a complete coconut head. And then I bonk her back despite all the ultrafine cat hair that gets into my nose and my mouse.
He should get out less
I’m looking forward to when he gets his first big-boy job, and female supervisors/customers keep wanting things from him.
I know how he feels! Between the ages of 12 and 30 just about every day men approached me ‘wanting something’. As I got older and braver I did tell them to fuck off a lot.
But somehow I don’t think he is talking about women 20 years his senior trying to get some kind of sexual contact out of him!
I don’t know why but that actually made me laugh out loud…which kinda startled my cat.
The great thing about men is that we never want things.
Well, if I want a job done properly, and he’s my only other choice, I will definitely opt to do it myself.