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Trump Dreams of Firetrucks: Today in Tweets

Only white dudes (and dogs) are allowed on the Trump Truck!

By David Futrelle

In today’s Tweetpile: Stephen Miller takes on the tired and poor, Trump tries to pay attention in meetings, white people convince themselves that black people get to go to college for free, and some record-breaking polls for the Trumpster!

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/892592278744813570

https://twitter.com/darth/status/892779677906948097

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/892792108867649537

This tweet is the start of a pretty amazing thread:

https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/892557827675480064

And now the Philosophical Stumper of the Day:

https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/892512259972489216

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Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

@GrumpyOldSocialJusticeMangina

Yes, undissolvable — that’s what I meant. The secessionists thought they were dissolving the union between their states and the other states but the Constitution does not comprehend the legality of that at all, seeing as it’s not a compact between the states in the first place but rather an instrument of the people of the United States. That’s what I meant.

@kupo

Well, the first two are out of the oven. One of them was more like a cracker, I guess because I timed it just right to be like that based on how thin it was. (It was spread thinner in the pan than I wanted — I was just making sure it wasn’t too thick). But I managed to watch it just right so that it was cracker-like without being burned. It was actually pretty tasty that way even though it’s not exactly what I intended. Not sure if I can replicate it. The other one is very slightly thicker and is cooling now and hopefully will be more flat-bread-y but not doughy inside. (Meanwhile the broiled steak came out just fine though!) We have to push one of those big weight sled and do 8 zillion pushups in my gym class tomorrow so a little more carbohydrate calories beforehand and lots of protein afterwards will be a good thing. I figured why not make the daily carbohydrate opportunity a fun one.

Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

@kupo

Yeah, if you try something with the sweet potato flour definitely post a report next time the WHTM commentariat goes full-on breadmaking

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Now I want sweet potato fries.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Pavlovs House
The pita bread I used to make before I couldn’t have wheat anymore was just Lavash dough rolled out a little thicker, so that makes sense that your flatbread would turn cracker-like. Sounds interesting. 🙂

GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
7 years ago

@Kupo: just read the Seattle forecast (my father-in-law lives a bit north, Lummi Island) — you have my sympathy

Jesalin
Jesalin
7 years ago

We’re ALWAYS a nation in progress, ya doofushead. Otherwise we stagnate and die. Feel free to do that on Snake Island.

This is why I always roll my eyes* when certain types of people bitch and rant about ‘progressives’.

*I usually end up rolling snake-eyes, especially when I need sixes.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
7 years ago

Jessalin, this has nothing to do with anything, but I just have to say how pretty your kitty is. What a pretty kitty!

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@GOM
Did you see in the forecast that the current weather is “smoke?” Everyone’s found that odd for a weather forecast. The wildfires in BC are producing a haze thick enough to cool us off a few degrees from what was forecasted. It’s still way too hot, but it will improve in a few days, so I’m not too worried.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

RE: Barefoot shoes

Sounds like exactly what Falconer said.

I do understand the appeal of walking on fairly soft surfaces like sand or grass, but has anyone here ever stepped on a bee?

Also, there are reasons for the support athletic footwear is designed to provide. I had bunion (they’re hereditary, thanks Mom) surgery on my feet, some seven years ago. My feet have metal pins in them, post-surgery. The areas around where my bones were realigned, now swell up after exercise, and walking is a big part of my routine. My feet also aren’t as flexible as they used to be, probably due to aging as much as the surgery. I would be in a little pain after a long walk, without the support of a good pair of sneakers.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

EDIT: I meant “walking BAREFOOT on soft surfaces”

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
7 years ago

I’ve been wearing Birkenstocks sandals for over twenty years now. One of the things that amuses me is how my husband’s feet are long and narrow with pointy toes all smushed together, while mine are so broad they’re almost square, with toes so widespread my big toes are almost thumbs. I can easily pick things up from the floor with my feet.

Sweet potato and oatmeal flatbread sounds great, especially since we are currently well stocked on both. The current campaign to increase vegetable and whole grain consumption at home is going well. I’ll be looking out for recipes.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Robert,

I have fingertoes too! I think they’re pretty fugly, but it is handy to be able to grab things with them. I have a light fixture/ceiling fan over my bed that has chains dangling from them to turn the lights and the fan on and off. Sometimes when I’m lying in bed and want to turn off the light, I just stick my leg up in the air, grab the chain with my toes and turn it off.

Lucrece
Lucrece
7 years ago

Re: going barefoot, ‘barefoot’ shoes, and shoes in general, if you want to get a different perspective (and even get fired up over the number of women asking to have their feet surgically modified to fit into fashionable shoes better), try this episode of Freakonomics

(I would add that as a fat woman with a dodgy right knee, I very much like my highly supportive shoes!)

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
7 years ago

I bought a pair of New Balance Fresh Foam running shoes on clearance a few weeks ago for work and they… are awesome, especially with silicone heel cups in them. They’re light, they breathe well, they’re very flexible, the sole is not super high, and they have a bit of an arch and most of the padding is in the ball of the foot. I can feel the ground better and my feet can compensate for any irregularities in it with the flexible sole. I stand on concrete for hours and these damn things allow me to spread my toes out for more balance which is great for small feet. I’m also not constantly fighting the soles’ and my ankles’ ongoing campaign to roll under and kill me, which is something they’ve been trying to do since I’ve been single digits. Putting the heel cups in there makes living with heel spurs liveable. So I don’t know about barefoot shoes, but low profile shoes with toe room are a godsend for at least some people.

I dunno why I posted this other than to rave about the first pair of shoes in years that hasn’t actively tried conspire with my weak ankles and et tu Brute me.

Girl who runs with scissors
Girl who runs with scissors
7 years ago

I do Tai Chi barefoot – but it can be tough on unheated floors through the winter months, so I have thought about getting a pair of “barefoot” shoes to get me through Jan and Feb next year.

Also, it would be nice to do Tai Chi in the park without worrying about dog faeces and broken glass, seperately or [gulp] together.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
7 years ago

I must confess I am quite a fan of barefoot. But the whole point is that you’re barefoot, and you get to scrunch sand between your toes or feel grass underfoot, it’s the airiness and the tactile feeling (although paganreader does rather elegantly illustrate how daft that is).

As a kid I spent much of my summers barefoot, generally on lawns, in a quiet suburban community. I had like, one local friend and nothing much to do. Sometimes we ran a short length of gravel road and shouted out just for the sensation.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ arctic ape

we ran a short length of gravel road and shouted out just for the sensation

I love that feeling. I’ve got some sandals with like spikes that replicates it. It does get almost addictive. Presumably it’s some sort of nerve stimulation or endorphin thing.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 years ago

I do understand the appeal of walking on fairly soft surfaces like sand or grass, but has anyone here ever stepped on a bee?

I, um, may have accidentally done a handstand on a bee once (well you wouldn’t do it on purpose). Does that count?

occasional reader
occasional reader
7 years ago

Hello.

Hmm, Scott Adams speaks about himself with the third person singular ? He thinks himself as Cesar or Alain Delon ? And what with the pope miter ? Holier than thou ? Or playing the Bishop on the so-called Trump 4D chessboard ?

Have a nice day.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
7 years ago

Hmm, Scott Adams speaks about himself with the third person singular ? He thinks himself as Cesar or Alain Delon ? And what with the pope miter ? Holier than thou ? Or playing the Bishop on the so-called Trump 4D chessboard ?

Have a nice day.

One of Dogbert’s running gags was being the Patron Saint of Technology, complete with a little miter and a scepter he used to beat out “the demons of stupidity.”

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It was funny in 1997.

bluecat
bluecat
7 years ago

Re: “added later” – like the, um, USA itself – not to mention the vast majority of its citizens.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
7 years ago

I bought a pair of New Balance Fresh Foam running shoes on clearance a few weeks ago for work and they… are awesome

Yeah, as far as sneakers go, for me it’s New Balance or nothing. I have wide flat feet that most shoe companies don’t design for. I bought a new pair of NBs before my Washington trip last month and they were a godsend. Funnily enough, when I was at the Annapolis Naval Academy, a group of midshipmen were marching past the museum and they were wearing white New Balance sneakers too.

If it’s good enough for the US Navy, it’s good enough for you. 😛

Dressier shoes, I go Rockports or Clarks. Either are solid choices for the flatfooted.

PreuxFox
PreuxFox
7 years ago

Regarding barefoot running, my understanding is that it’s actually a lot better for you. When I told my doctor that I mostly exercise by taking walks/jogs, she wanted me to spend at least half an hour every weekend running or jogging barefoot (actually barefoot) on a treadmill. She said it would correct my posture and help my back.

I don’t have a treadmill at home so that’s not happening. I hear these ‘barefoot shoes’ are supposed to have the same effect.

K.
K.
7 years ago

I just discovered a recipe for yam/sweet potato cakes with black beans and ginger that I need to try out actually…

Helix_luco
Helix_luco
7 years ago

People running with conventional running shoes on generally tend to have a slightly different gait than they would if they were running barefoot.

They tend to have their foot strike the ground at the end of a step by having their weight come down more on their heel, where a barefoot runner has their foot strike come down more towards the ball of the foot. There’s some evidence that the latter method is less prone to injury. These barefoot shoes probably do away with a lot of padding so that the rough heel strike feels less natural.

(A person can train themselves to use the barefooted gait regardless of shoes, but ease into it if you aren’t used to it, or you can really mess yourself up)